Is it just me or are Roti names getting more and more ridiculous?
Maybe after Roti I Love You, they’re gonna Roti Kahwin and have a Roti Boy.
Fruit Flavoured Condoms
I think we all know why fruit-flavoured condoms are created.
Without getting too specific about it, let’s just say, sometimes mommy decides that she wants her banana to taste like strawberries. Right?
Not just strawberries of course. There are a lot of flavours that condoms usually come with.
Strawberry.
Banana.
Orange.
Chocolate.
Mint.
But have you ever seen a condom that comes in THIS flavour?
Excuse me but…
WHY ON EARTH DOES ANYONE WANNA CREATE A DURIAN FLAVOURED CONDOM?
Are you kidding me?
Which idiot would want his dick to smell like something that is BANNED FOR A REASON in hotels, airplanes, buses and trains nationwide?
I know we all love the King of Fruits, but seriously this is taking it a bit too far.
Nobody is asking you to make love to durians!
At least have some sympathy for the girl on the receiving end ok?
Poor girl’s punani is gonna suffer from excessive “heatiness” from taking in too much durians.
Maybe you should get her some mangosteen just in case.
Bad Name For A Sisha Tobacco
Would you like to put this in your mouth?
Experience the Incomparable Special Taste of Al Fakher.
There’s many different types of flavours available, including Strawberry Fakher and the very popular Two Apples Fakher.
Needless to say, sisha smoking is bad for your health. Kids are not allowed to Fakher.
Will you Fakher?
Menu At Luxury Cafe, Kuching
Fancy putting a generous Australian in your mouth?
It cums with the chef’s “special sauce”, you know?
Attention Fiona Hii Mei Pei, Watch This
Of all the reader requests I entertained on kennysia.com, this must be the strangest ever.
Fiona Hii Mei Pei, your someone has asked me to post a message for you right here on my personal blog. Gavin has put up a lot of courage to do this, and I believe he is waiting for your answer right now.
So. What say you, Fiona? 😉
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
UPDATE: Fiona said “Yes!”
Congratulations to the soon-to-be Mr and Mrs Gavin Shi!
Khairy Is My Friend
Dun pray pray.
My friend punya wife punya father is the Prime Minister of Malaysia, ok? If you hit me, I can call my friend to call his wife to call her father to soot you kao kao one, ok? He Prime Minister, ok?
Who wants to touch me now?
Blasphemous Action Figures
Someone is going to hell for this.
Coming up next, limited edition Buddha Action Figure™!
With lasers shooting out of it’s freaking eyes!
Bad Logo For An Electronic Store
Everytime I see this logo.
I can’t help but to read it as Dick ‘Head’ Smith.
“Employability” Programme
One of the biggest concerns facing students these days is whether or not they could get employed by the time they graduate.
Because of that, a lot of colleges have initiated programmes to help students better find jobs when they leave college.
Like this poster I spotted at one of the college notice boards.
Doesn’t look very employable leh.
The Worst Christmas Tree Ever
This holiday season, everyone is trying their best to put on the most impressive Christmas decorations.
There’s Christmas trees in shopping malls.
Christmas trees on the streets.
Even Christmas trees as cupcakes in bake shops.
But this “Christmas tree” I saw outside the Pavilion KL has gotta win the award for Worst Christmas Tree ever.
Waddya mean it does not look like a Christmas tree? It IS a Christmas tree.
Look, there’s even Chritmas presents wrapped nicely underneath it.
Bricks for Christmas, anyone?
Just foolin’. 😉 I just need an excuse to post something to wish you guys all a Merry Christmas.