Ridiculous Roti Names

Is it just me or are Roti names getting more and more ridiculous?

Maybe after Roti I Love You, they’re gonna Roti Kahwin and have a Roti Boy.


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154 Replies to “Ridiculous Roti Names”

  1. Well, there is a Roti Boy in Alamada, Putrajaya
    This will be how i order in that mamak,
    “Bagi I roti I love You sardin telur tisu kaya bom, dengan teh tarik ais tak mau kurang sejuk”
    I am so lame

  2. kenny, there is roti kahwin… it’s bread with planta and kaya. Not sure about roti boy, perhaps it’s in a conversation – “Roti, boy?”

  3. there is a new roti in town…
    roti mahathir and roti pak lah…
    whats d different between both of it?
    roti mahathir ada telur, roti pak lah tarak telur!
    kakakakakakakaka πŸ˜€

  4. There is “Roti KLCC” which has two roti roll up shape like two cone on a plate with sweet condense milk circling around the cone. But it doesnt really look like KLCC at all… Instead it reminded people “something” else… I would say Roti Boobs or Roti Bra will be sound more suitable… for non-SX version, probably is better call as Roti Pyramid “The Cone ver.”

  5. huh, this is nothing to u after pay a visit to the mamak stall in serdang/UPM area. Roti michael jackson, titanic, black n white, u name it, n u got it in the long menu list.

  6. hmm…we have roti kahwin but no roti boy, however we do have ‘fun boy’ , or roti john which apparently comes in various sizes namely, master john, papa john, mama john and baby john (yes all very cryptic) no joke!
    so if u wanna taste any of the above, catch a short flight over and taste it, my treat…wat say u?

  7. did u manage to order roti i love you?
    how was it? what’s special with it?
    the roti canai guy kissed the roti a few times before serving it r?
    LOL

  8. Roti i luv u has been existed for ages if i’m not wrong, since like 8 years ago whn i’m still in form 5 xD

  9. eh at khulafa bistro in seksyen 7 shah alam got lots of roti. i once ordered a roti honeymoon. got one small roti bom shredded i think. then, a scoop of vanila ice cream. then, a piece of banana sliced. then, honey is poured all over.

  10. @PissedOff
    this is called 抛砖Γ₯¼‒玉,offering a simple remark so tht others may offer their valuable/interesting ideas, what’s so lame?

  11. These are normal. You can check out some mamak stalls in Seri Kembangan. They have excellent creations of ROTI MICHAEL JACKSON, ROTI TITANIC (you can imagine how many years ago was that), ROTI DISCO and even ROTI RELAX.

  12. yea, ‘roti i love u’ has been existed for ages, coz i tried it about 10 years back. And it is so so so sweet, they put all the sweet ingredients to make a ‘rito i love u’, for example condence milk, milo, sugar, honey, syrup etc. and you can taste all this different tastes all over the roti canai… maybe the first bite is milo taste, then the nxt bite is honey etc.

  13. roti kahwin and roti boy do exist ! HAHA. good one, kenny. *winks* ;D
    yeaps, roti kahwin is kaya with butter.
    and roti boy is a type of roti. there’s some shops selling it. XD.
    if i’m not mistaken.. that’s the shop name as well ! LOL.

  14. i love roti boy a lot! it’s quite famous here in kl. kuching also has it.
    roti kahwin also exists. nice nice.
    but i still love the typical roti telur more. hehe.

  15. hey Kenny there’s roti kahwin bohahaha! seriously! it’s a toasted bread disapu dgn kaya/mentega, i always eat it at food court around 3rd mile there during my time as a college student

  16. You got name your adidas shoes bah. Now, we have name your roti loh. Roti Kenny Sia? If you feel boring or have no idea which roti to choose. Then, we have roti D.I.Y. loh. πŸ˜›

  17. We do have Rotiboy here everywhere. But it’s not those mamak roti canai stuffs. Mostly found in bakery though. It’s a coffee bun with butter inside. If you happen to walk into KLCC through the putra way, u can smell it already. =D

  18. There is aldy the Roti Kahwin and Roti Boy..
    Roti Kahwin’s available everywhere in Kuching! and Roti Boy’s the one with the coffee thingy inside if not mistaken. XP

  19. they actually have roti khawin in semenanjung where mixture of roti kosong n roti telur..
    FYI, there is a shop named roti boy…

  20. Got roti kahwin and also roti boy, I think Kenny know bout it la, he was just making a joke using roti kahwin and roti boy.
    He mean after roti i love you, then roti kahwin ,then hav roti boy..lolz..`btw, I never see roti i love you before, how is the taste?

  21. don’t u know that roti kawin is already exist? so do roti boy, i think. and have u ever heard about roti robin hood? haha

  22. ROTI BOM SOUNDS TERRORISM… ANYWAY, WHO GIVES A SHIAT ON THOSE ROTI NAMES ANYWAY… AS LONG AS THEY ARE DELICIOUS TAT MATTERS… WHO FUCKING CARES?

  23. I once saw listed under juice, the word KERET. I was like, what kind of fruit or animal is that? Until I said it aloud, I found it was actually CARROT.

  24. OMG!! no matter is roti whatsoever… i miss it so much…i think it had been a year for me away from M’sia… kinda miss all the mamak food… can someone DHL it over to me,pls…wakakkak…:)

  25. u need to try roti merdeka (in pg mamak–rafee’s, opp pulau tikus police station) this coming national holidays. it’s a tradition of my pg frens. hahahah
    can die!
    got lychees with chilli sauce inside and lots of dont knw what fuck plus two scoops icecreams on top.

  26. u stupid idiot, roti kahwin can be bought down the kopitiam and roti boy is the famous coffee bun in KL lah, please do your research properly before u write anything. Be more profesional lahhhhhhhh

  27. looks like all the roti u mentioned exists.
    There is a roti boy in PJ 1 utama and several other places. I heard of roti kahwin too. lol

  28. beside ‘roti boy’ there is ‘papa roti’ & ‘mama roti’ too (only no ‘roti girl’ or ‘roti aunty’)

  29. for the folks in here, this roti is not something new la….it was first introduced in klang like say 7 – 8 years ago….hehehe…

  30. kenny, there are roti kahwin and roti boy… u can find roti kahwin in some mamak with butter and kaya filling and it taste damn nice… on the other hand, roti boy is a brand (like papa roti)… i remember eating it at klcc phase 2… it’s a mexican bun… and it taste superb! miss both~~~

  31. People… Kenny Sia knows there is roti kahwin and roti boy. It’s a joke laaa. like after I love you, kahwin and then have a baby boy. You know?
    Gah.. the nerve of some people… to the extent of kutuk-ing Kenny that he doesn’t do his research. It’s just a blog, honestly.

  32. actually there is a restoran in ss2 very famous during the night its called ss2 murni those who stay that area are sure to have heard that name before because they actually have roti like
    Roti Hawaii
    Roti Beckham
    Roti Salad
    Pizza Dragon
    and many more infect its a place you should try to go to and eat the food there is the best you can taste in whole of selangor better then KL actually πŸ™‚ try it its good πŸ™‚

  33. My family once ate at a mamak stall in some ulu town where, aside from the normal roti types, they also had English Premier League rotis. There was “ROTI MANCHESTER”, “ROTI ARSENAL”, “ROTI LIVERPOOL”, etc. If only I could remember where it was.

  34. IVE OFTEN WONDERED ABOUT THE MYSTERIES OF ROTI. ONE CAN ONLY BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE PENIS THEY CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS. PERHAPS THEY GORGE AND BINGE EAT IT EVEN. MAYBE ONE DAY THE ROTIS WILL BE ABLE TO BE PEACEFUL AND NOT GET ON THEIR KNEES AND BITE MY PENIS. ONE DAY THE WORLD WILL BE IN SUCH PEACE.
    AMEN.
    Now eat, fuckers. D:

  35. Kenny, do you know that in Kuching there is a type of roti called ROTI BANTAL? Maybe you can bring and hug the roti whey you are sleeping ! LOL..

  36. I have come across some mamak stalls in Perak which actually serve not only Roti KLCC but also Roti Bosnia, Roti Manchester United , Roti Liverpool, roti mee goreng and many more. The list is endless. One shop actually serve more than 40 types of roti which include the traditional ones….interesting

  37. OMG..I nearly had stitches reading all the comments..people were staring me-I was between reading and trying to muffle my laughters..

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