(Have to censor one line ‘cos it’s sensitive.)
Suddenly I feel like going to the toilet to take a shit.
(Have to censor one line ‘cos it’s sensitive.)
Suddenly I feel like going to the toilet to take a shit.
Several weeks ago, I bought myself a BlackBerry because I dropped my almost 1-year-old iPhone in a freak accident.
The sight of a lifeless Apple iPhone with a big blank screen is one of those things that could make a grown man cry. I had to beg the Maxis guys to repair it for me for free eventhough I lost the warranty card.
The point is, I’m gonna be iPhone-less for at least a few weeks and I cannot stand it.
I loved my iPhone and I still think it’s one of the best all-round phones in the world. But I’ve also heard good things about the Blackberry from their evangelists. So while my iPhone was still under ICU (aka the Maxis service centre in Kuching), I took the opportunity to buy the BlackBerry Bold 2 and try it just to see what the fuss is all about.
I know, right? Life used to be so much easier when Apples and Blackberries were just fruits. And cheap too.
So which is the better phone?
The conclusion I came to is this: As much I like the battery life, the snappy speed and the physical keypad of the BlackBerry, I realise I also cannot live without iPhone’s pinpoint accurate GPS, awesome predictive text and its multitude of entertainment features.
So what to do? You combine the best of both worlds and get…
…The Apple iBlackBerry!
Now, you can surf the web on one side, and BBM on the other!
In all seriousness though, if you’re one of those deciding between an iPhone or a Blackberry – I say get the iPhone. You absolutely will not regret it.
Maxis used to the be only place where you can buy an iPhone in Malaysia, but recently one of their rivals won the contract to offer the Apple iPhone as well.
Since then, there has been great debate on the forums over which provider has a better iPhone plan. On the surface Maxis’s rival seems to be cheaper, offering the phone and call plans at RM106 per month all-inclusive. Both plans offer free SMS, calls and data.
Realistically, which network is better depends on how you use your phone.
If voice call is important to you, take advantage of the abundance of free minutes and free calls between Maxis family lines and go green. 500MB data isalready more than enough for even a heavy user like me.
If you SMS and surf the web a lot more than you call, and spotty 3G connection is not an issue for you, then run to the other shop.
But before you run out with your credit card in hand, keep in mind that their iPhone plan is offered ONLY on a 24-month contract, and that the RM106 per month deal mentioned previously is over a 36-month instalment!
The iPhone is a great phone, but I think it’s a bad idea for anyone to buy tech items with an instalment plan longer than 12 months.
Since I purchased my iPhone 3G 12 months ago, Apple released the iPhone 3GS, the Blackberry craze took over and I “good-gamed” my iPhone. If I wanna change phones for whatsoever reason, even if I spoil or lost my phone, I’d still have to pay off my existing contract until it lapses after 3 years.
Not a very wise move at all.
Go for a short and flexible contract term with Maxis if you wanna get yourself a new iPhone. But if you aren’t in a hurry to get a new phone, perhaps the smarter thing to do is wait 2 or 3 months to see if Steve Jobs is gonna announce a new version of their popular touch screen phone.
If not, then you can always buy from me… the Apple iBlackberry!
Buy now and get a free handsfree kit!
I knew it right from the start that you were the one.
Once, I lost faith in this crazy little thing called love. I was broken. Then I met you.
Suddenly everything changes. You changed my perception on love, my perception on life. You showered me with tender, love and care in the special way that only you can. Next thing I know, I find myself thinking about you all day long, smiling to myself thinking about the great times we share.
You are an amazing girl. I love the the way you make me laugh when we cuddle up to each other. Sometimes, I just feel that I am not worthy of all this. What have I ever done to deserve your love and attention? So many eligible guys around you, yet you chose me. For that, I feel like I am the luckiest man alive. 🙂
One thing for sure. You gave me a sense of purpose in life. In two months time, we will be walking down the aisle as husband and wife. And I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life making you happy.
Eh what is today’s date har?
A couple of days ago, I accidentally dropped my 10-month-old Apple iPhone.
It resulted in a White Screen of Death and a trip to Maxis service centre where my iPhone was diagnosed with Permanent Head Damage, and I was charged with first degree murder.
The iPhone is now in the ICU. I’m not sure how fast Maxis works, but I probably won’t get it back until a few months later.
The iPhone to me was the king of phones. It is capable of doing so many things that other phones are not able to. I find myself so dependent on it that I don’t even know how I’m gonna function without an iPhone.
I was half-tempted to find an excuse to get myself the latest Apple iPhone 3GS. But I know I’m gonna get my original phone back eventually and it wouldn’t make sense to hang around with two Apples.
As the saying goes, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Too many apples suck your wallet dry.
I figured it may be healthier to have some variety in my fruits.
There’s a lot of hype over the Blackberry and a lot of my friends have been egging me to go towards The Black Side. Even until now, I never understood what’s so god damn fantastic about the Blackberry – the iPhone can pretty much do everything a Blackberry can do. I don’t think I’ll ever switch to using the Blackberry.
But ladies and gentlemen, this is called “peer pressure”.
It’s too difficult to explain why I did it, but I got myself the Blackberry Bold 2. The biggest advantage Blackberry phones have over others is something called the “Blackberry Messenger”, or BBM. To put it simply, it’s like Windows Live Messenger on mobile.
If you have a Blackberry and you have another friend on Blackberry ANYWHERE in the world, you can give him your “Blackberry PIN” and send messages to each other free of charge.
I’ve got about 20 of my friends on Blackberry Messenger. Then one day, a total stranger by the nickname of “Rock Star” suddenly added me on BBM.
I had no idea who she was, but I accepted her request anyhow and we started having a conversation.
Kenny: Yo, who’s this?
Rock Star: Hi, is this Reuben?
Kenny: No, it’s Kenny here.
Rock Star: Really? What is your last name?
Rock Star: You mean I’ve got the wrong person?
Kenny: Yes I think so. I’m in Malaysia.
Rock Star: Oh sorry. I’ll delete you straight away.
Kenny: It’s okay. 🙂
And that was that.
If this were a fairy tale, “Rock Star” and I would continue chatting, we would fall in love, she would fly all the way to Kuching to meet up. Then we would kiss, marry and have three beautiful little kids together.
Unfortunately, reality is not as kind.
This is how she looks like.
Actually, she’s just one of the models at a fashion show over here.
But this one cheat one. I check already.
Her hair don’t have the USB port thing one.
I’m dead exhausted after spending 5 days in Singapore and KL.
I almost forgot that today my blog turns 5 years old.
kennysia.com has made some significant milestones over this past 5 years.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, here is a picture of an onion.
Looks like your dad.
When I grow up, I wanna be a bear.
Strong and powerful.
Can hang keys off it somemore.
Here’s some light-hearted Youtube fun for a lazy Sunday evening post.
I guess must be what Tiger Woods is going through if he was a cat.
No, I was not going crazy.
I was only trying to enter 7-Eleven’s Slurpeelicious Moments contest.
The instructions ask for me to camwhore with a Slurpee, then uploading the picture onto the Slurpeelicious Moments site. Winners are judged based on creativity of facial expression, which is why I was making sure my best orgasmic face was put forth in front of camera.
With the first prize being RM6,000, you can get me to do anything.
The trouble is, those Slurpees are damn freezing cold. And I was trying a bit too hard.
After a while, I ended up like this.
This Hari Raya, I can’t help but to feel a bit of tension and animosity around the country.
Open up the Star News Online, lots of reports of people protesting against concerts, against temples, people banning the sale of alcohol and people calling other people various insults and names. A lot of people are upset for no good reason and a lot of people are angry because of that too.
Why lah? This is very different from the way things were when I was a child. I guess somehow when the media and the Internet is involved, people suddenly becomes a lot more aggressive and easily agitated.
That shouldn’t be the way things work. There is no need for this animosity. The Internet is supposed to be bring people closer together, not further apart. Yet somehow, this is happening.
That is why for this coming Raya celebrations, I propose we reclaim the Internet.
We want to use the Internet for the purpose of good, not evil. And the best way to do that this Hari Raya, is by sending out greeting cards to all our friends, acquaintances and even strangers around us – just to let them know that “Hey, we are all one big happy family. So chill.”
Mamee Sllrrrp has come out to support this ideology, but that take it one step further. To encourage people to send out e-greetings this Hari Raya, they have agreed to give out two RM200 cash prizes every day for the next two weeks.
Even better, if you have a blog with Nuffnang, you can win RM300 on top of that prize money.
Even even better, if by the end of next week you are the one sending out the MOST number of e-greetings, then Mamee will send some EraFM DJs and Cruisers over to your place, take some Akademi Fantasia peeps along with them to host, and then help you create the biggest Hari Raya Open House you’ll ever witness in your own front yard for up to 100 of your priveleged guests. Nice!
Meanwhile, this is my way to spread goodwill and peace for this coming Hari Raya.
First, I take a picture of me.
Then, I take a picture of PAS Youth leader Nasruddin.
Next I take a picture of Michael Learns To Rock.
And will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas.
Choose my type of greeting to send.
Then leave a bit of message, just for the sake of it.
Mix them all together in a bowl, put in microwave and set cook to HIGH.
20 seconds later, you have created your own Hari Raya e-greeting!
And that my friend, is how we should all achieve world peace.
Happy Raya Aidilfitri!