The party last Saturday night was a total hoot.
Like all Nuffnang parties, there’s always a theme to go with it and all guests are expected to comply. This time the dress code was “Standout”, inspired after Tiger’s new bottle designs.
It’s pretty much open to interpretation what the term “standout” as a dress code implies, and true enough everyone who came to the party dressed differently.
Some came in their typical Saturday night outfit.
Others put in a lot of effort to look like a farm animal.
Me? I came as the best standout performer in this year’s Britain’s Got Talent.
I came as… Susan Boyle.
Strangely, I reckon I looked more like Albert Einstein in drag.
It was the first time I wore a dress out in public. One thing I noticed is that people treat me differently in a dress. Everyone I talked to seem to particularly enjoy fondling my manboobs.
Seriously, I lost count at the number of times I was molested by guys and girls alike.
The best part was when this girl poked my chest and asked, “Eh you got stuff something inside ah? Why your neh neh so big one?”
“No babe, that’s my actual man boobs.”
“Oh sorry sorry!”
At one point in the evening, Liang and Jojo Struys called me up on stage. I was to be nominated as one of the finalists for the “Standout King & Queen” awards.
The Cow and Edward Scissorshand were the other two male nominees. As part of the routine, each of us had to perform something based on what we’re dressed as. So if you’re dressed as a belly-dancer, all you gotta do is belly-dance.
I smirked to myself. This is easy. How difficult is it imitate Susan Boyle singing?
By the time my turn came to face the crowd, I was holding the microphone ready to sing “I Dreamed A Dream” from Les Miserables.
Kenny: Do you want to hear me sing?
Kenny: No? Then what do you expect me to do?!
Crowd: FLASH!!! SHOW US YOUR PUSSY!!!
Kenny: Hey! I’m a 47-year-old woman!
The crowd would have none of it. I thought long and hard about whether or not to keep my dignity, or give the crowd what they want and let them go home happy.
Times like these I think to myself, “What would Susan Boyle do?”
Would Susan Boyle leave her fans hanging? Of course not.
So I climbed on top of a table, danced a little.
And when the time is right, I turned around and…
Flashed them my p#^&*%.
Korean boy singing “Tuts My Barreh”, by Mariah Carey.
yea i saw u ..susan boyle ! XD funny
image doesn’t seem to load. 🙁
Cant see the images here either…
All the images are pointing to an invalid url. Fix it kenny, we all love to see you flash! lol.
Can’t see the picta….
thought it’s just me who cant see the pics.
Cant see the pictures
ya the photos cant be seen..maybe it is not meant to be seen…..
Yup cannot see the images here as well.
i can see the pics…why didnt u sing…haha…
now i can see…damn funny la ‘susan boyle’ XD
Ahaks is that a feather duster?
lol. u are the man !
my eyes!! my eyes!! the photos best remain not seen!!
susan boyle’s p**sy!
I can see the pictures after few trials…. =__=”
How good if the “hairy” things sticks to your XXXXX down there for the whole night..
Then the XBOX is yours!
Haha Nice one Kenny!!
That’s one hairy muff.
OMG FLASHER 😛 seems like you’re used to flashing eh haha
you look so cute as susan, who would have guess… and your umm…p**** is really full of fur (i mean hair), way to go..
You are so creative & fast thinker..can think what you gonna do next. LOL! very funny lah..
your shoes do not match the dress…nice effort though.
my my..what a thick bush you have kenny!
Kenny boyle has a jungle lol
LOL!!! did you watch the Sex & the City MOvie Kenny?
that’s one big hairy p**sy!
lol, kenny.. you’re the man! maybe one day, you can perform during national day, if you sing…!
That’s one helluva bush u have there. u definitely need a lawnmower yo.
what a shame!!
hahaha KENNY u r da best!! XD
haha kenny, i also took some shots of you too during the event. it’s here – http://www.benjicajess.com/2009/06/tiger-nn-standout-party.html
UR PUBIC TROPICAL BLACKFOREST FTW!
i never aspect that hahaha XD funny la u XD~*
kenny…go my blog see d photo of u flashing..xD
cool~ u sure u didnt pull too high?
hahahaha. eh eh eh, got video or not/ i wanna watch! hahahah!
I wanted to take a picture of u too but everyone was busy taking picture and flash went off everywhere that all I can capture was the flash lights, not you flashing.
Quite an insult to Susan Boyle in my honest opinion. :/
didn’t knw that British doesn’t shave…=)
HAHAHA. seriously, funny.
Great costume & erm… dance? ;P
Wahlau, where is the pussy???
How many tins of beer do you drink?
@_* tat’s thick enough……as if a bushes… u need to shave 😛
WAH SUSAN *ahem* i mean KENNY, YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
That was some truly bushy hair! HAHAHAHA.
hahaha… really Susan Boyle!!! lol
i can’t stop laughing at your new look as Susan Boyle!! hahaha.. did you know she got admitted into hospital straight after the Britain’s Got Talent finale?? lol
funny n entertaining, for readers..but don u think it’s bit moral degrading, for ur image?
thats really funny…lolz..
you’re so hairy~~~ Kenny!!!
get it shaved…
Hey Kenny! nice meeting you that night although lol Nice humour you brought us that night, thanks! hahahaha
why not nuff oso held @least something @ my places ?
How appropriate – you were also oxygen-starved at birth!
heard of a boyzilian? recommend you to get one 🙂 hahaha
Great idea for a party…I think that Susan pussy is like that…lool
oh man the last pic is sooo gonna be my wallpaper
i almost died laughing.. hahahhaha
you will give susan boyle a heart attack or mental stress if she ever sees this!
Yayy I’m one of those who managed to molest Kenny Sia LOL
muahahaha.. kenny u killed me… susan boy wif manly breast :O
I think I cannot sleep for at least another half hour after laughing like mad. Wrong time to read your blog lar seriously, just before I go to bed. 🙁
-_- you look like BIG MOMMA!
i’m traumatized….very traumatized… :p
Wow, now thats a hell of a party!
Dear Aunty Susan, how do u insert tampon with your big bush in front of u? teach me! hahaha~
I thought I had to imagine that. But noo~ How ‘lucky’…. U all hv to see.. =.=
this is sick. hahhahaa ..
she has to be rolling in her grave.
oh wait, she’s still alive. =P
Haha. I have not seen white pubic hair before!
good one kenny….lols…. that is one huge hairy *&%#@! hahahaha
dressing up as susan boyle was a great idea! hahahaha, i burst out laughing when i saw your pictures
If you like the korean tuts my barreh youtube video, you should checkout this post
The cat, you moron, show them Susan Boyle’s cat.
hahaha…good blog and good post.that pictures make me laugh and forget my stress.good job kenny.ur good.and u have good rank at technorati. XD
can i advertise banner on your blog?how much u charge?
that’s some bush ya got there, kenny
crazy seyh.. haha
it’s the BUSH!! it’s like cushion!! haha
susan boy – lord of the jungle…
so this is your first time wearing a dress in public? does this mean you wear dress in your house, too? HAHAHA.
looks like you guys had a lot of fun. heh.
*although we merely just took a photo that night lol
didn’t realise i missed some words :s
You could have at least put a little bit more efforts into looking like Susan Boyle if you’d wanted to dress up as her so badly.
You do look like Einstein in drag.
You’re so cool at the last photo de….
I didn’t get to touch your neh neh…hahaha
I did LOL
Time to deforest the Amazon, I think.
OMFG that is so hilarious!!! We should start some kind of show featuring this kind of ‘talent’!
As for the handful of ‘self righteous twats’ that found this distasteful, please do humanity a favor and go jump off a cliff.
hie kenny. it was my greatest pleasure meeting u at the party too =)
did u win in the end?
Can’t help LOL!!!
Good one, Kenny. It’s so hilarious!!!
Why… why closed the part with your wig? =_=
can i have your autograph? *big shiny eyes
Love the Susan Boyle outfit:)
I can;t stop laughing..for the pussy thingy..it;s so “hairy” like sheep’s fur..aahaha…thanks for making my day after a big taufan had happened on me… 🙂
haha nice one! totally bushy! =P
Hope you went comando that night :))
Kenny, u got very hairy p#$%^!!!
And the post just end there?
You should tell the viewer, do you win with that bush of hairs..hheheheh~
im the 100th person to comment =p
u look horrible as susan boyle. eeww
Hehe, you do look more like Einstein! lol
You look like Einstein because your costume lack something very important: THICK EYEBROWS
i was almost afraid of scrolling all the way down your entry for fear of what i would see…