GAH!!! GODDAMN %#*$&@ KNNCCB SIMILAN ISLAND!!!!
My car was broken into last night! Damn tulan ok!
I was in the Satok area visiting a friend for dinner. Barely one hour - ONE HOUR - I was away from the car and I returned, much to my horror, to find the car window smashed, the dashboard torn and inside a complete mess.
The culprit gained entry into the car by shattering the passenger side car window with what I suspect to be a hard object, maybe his head. He sure was hard-headed enough judging by what he did to my car.
The car alarm went off, but no one was around to react to it. My car was parked in an alleyway behind a row of shophouses and we were all in the house talking about the finer things in life like beer, women and vibrating cock rings.
The first thing I noticed missing was my car stereo. I had a sweet Pioneer MP3 CD Player that costs me RM1,500 and now it's gone. Fucking gone. Stolen from right underneath my nose. What the hell, I've only used it for less than 2 years!
What made me even more upset was that my brand new Jolin CD was in the player before it was taken away. I've only had that CD for less than 2 hours can!
This is what the dashboard of my car looks like right now. Ripped clean right off from its fixture.
I always take it for granted that no one's gonna steal my player because it's not easy to remove it from the car. Last time I tried it, it took me close to an hour. There's a lot of hidden screws to undo before I can access it.
Never have I imagined that a thief could be so desperate he tore the whole dashboard apart. He went right after the CD player ok!
Dammit when the bastard tore the CD player out, he didn't just tore away a very expensive piece of electronic equipment. He tore my heart straight out of my body!
Ok lah not so dramatic. :P Cheesie did say I deserve to appear on the Borneo Post's Page 4 Headlines though.
Strangely, he didn't go for my money, nor the Rayban sunglasses, nor the iPod nano i carelessly left in the car. I count my blessings. Can die straight off if my iPod was gone.
Quote of the day goes to my mom.
Kenny: "Mom, my car got broken into. Stereo gone."
Mom: "You see lah! You write all these things in your blog that's why people break into you car!"
Kenny: "Huh? What does this have anything to do with what I write on my blog???"
Maybe she thinks kennysia.com is so popular, even a common thief knows exactly which car I drive.
Our friend did leave me a little souvenir before he scurried away though.
For a moment, I contemplated sending his blood samples to a lab, extract his DNA, clone an exact copy of that bastard, wait for him to grow up and then WHOOP THAT SON OF A BITCH'S ASS!
I know, I scare myself sometimes.