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06 November 2005

Short Talk:

I'm surprised a lot more people from Kuching read kennysia.com than I had expected. Or hoped for. Went out Thursday night and I was recognised by no less than 10 strangers who told me "You are Kenny Sia! I read your blog!"

It's nice, but all these while I've been trying to keep kennysia.com a low profile in Kuching (I hate the gossips). Obviously that didn't work too well. Shucks.


Mindfucked

mindfuck v.

  1. To mess with someone's head until they are quite confused.
  2. An obscure type of porn where the penis is inserted into a hole drilled in someone's skull.
  3. Actually there's no 3. If you believe in 2, you've just been mindfucked.

This is Ericka. She's this great girl I met last weekend.

Ericka is 26, attached, a research analyst, a Godfather fanatic, a cat lover, a Xiaxue and kennysia.com reader. At least that's what I know is true about her.

Ericka is also the queen of cock-and-bull stories, like how when I first met her, she told me she's 36 and her name wasn't Ericka, but Julie. She also told me she has two kids, aged 10 and 6, both with Down's syndrome. But she talk cock only, not true one.

Ericka is a feisty little girl with a bubbly personality and a great load of fun to hang out with. How exactly I got to know her has gotta be ranked up there as one of the most bizarre moments in my life.

(This is gonna be quite a long story, so go grab a cup of coffee and make yourself comfortable.)

It all started last Saturday night when I ventured out with David to Kuching's newest drinking hole at the Travilion for Halloween. I did my stuff, drank myself silly, returned home at 3am and was about to call it a night when I got a phone call from HB, another blogger from Kuching.

HB: Kenny! Were you at MC3 just now?

Kenny: Eh, I was. How did you know?

HB: I was there too. My friends said that they saw you and you even took a picture of us!

Kenny: I did? I didn't even know you were there. Where are you now?

HB: I'm at Miami!

Kenny: Where's Miami? (Florida?)

HB: Miami is near Rainforest.

Kenny: Alright, I'll head down there in a bit.

HB: Wait, wait... my friend wants to talk to you...

*HB passes the phone over to someone*

Unidentified Female Observer: Is this Kenny?

Kenny: Yeah it is.

UFO: Hi, my name is Julie. We were with HB at MC3 just now.

Kenny: Ya I know! I didn't see you guys when I was there!

UFO: We're at Miami now. Are you gonna come?

Kenny: Errr... It's a bit late... but yea I'll come.

Half an hour later I drove down to Miami (which was actually located opposite Hilton and not in Florida) to find John, Sebastian, HB and "Julie" sipping drinks in a quiet bar.

To be honest, I didn't think much of "Julie" when I first saw her. I can see that she's above average-looking. She just didn't quite catch my attention. Maybe if she were someone I bumped into in the streets, I would turn my head to check her out but I'd easily forget about her 2 seconds later.

Besides, I was there to catch up with HB.

We didn't talk much that night. Just some trivial stuff. The four of us left after only about 20 minutes and I thought no more about the evening.

Until the day after, when I got mindfucked by Ericka so much, I think my head is getting pregnant.

It was a lazy hungover Sunday afternoon. I was at Bing Coffee together with David and Ah Yang going through the finer details of the Detox Diet, when I got this phonecall from an unidentified 016 number.

Mindfucker: Hello may I speak to Kenny?

Kenny: Yah, that's me.

Mindfucker: Uhmm... I'm calling to ask if you have a job opening?

Kenny: A job opening? Not that I know of. Who's this? How did you get my number?

Mindfucker: Oh I got it from a friend. She said to look for you if I want to get a job.

Kenny: No no no... I won't be the one responsible for filling vacancies. Look, why don't you pass me a copy of your resume and I'll see what I can do about it.

Mindfucker: Resume? No need resume lah. I want to be your personal assistant!

Kenny: Huh? But I don't need a personal assistant!

Mindfucker: But I want!

Kenny: Alright then how would you like to 'personally assist' me?

Mindfucker: Do you know who I am?

Kenny: Who?

Mindfucker: I'm Julie.

Kenny: Julie? Julie from last night? Yeah I remember.

"Julie": Listen, I wanted to apologise. We called you so late last night to ask you out and then when you came we all left just like that.

Kenny: Oh that? Nah, don't worry about it. It's no biggie.

"Julie": You're not pissed? I know I'd be pissed.

Kenny: Not at all. I'm fine. Really.

"Julie": Heyyyy... I wanted to ask you something.

Kenny: Shoot.

"Julie": What do you think of me?

Kenny: You? Err... I don't know? I've only known you for like 15 minutes.

"Julie": What's your first impression of me?

Kenny: Well, I can see that you're nice and friendly and approachable.

"Julie": That's all!?!

Kenny: Hey, that's all I could tell in that 15 minutes of knowing you!

"Julie": Would I be someone you'd bring out on a date?

Kenny: If I'm single, I'd bring you out on a date.

"Julie": But you're single in Kuching what!

"Julie": !!!

"Julie": Ok. What do you think of XiaXue?

Kenny: What?!

"Julie": If you could choose between me or XiaXue, which one would you choose?

(Are you nuts?! You don't ask people questions like that after knowing them for only 15 minutes.)

Kenny: Ummm... YOU?!

(Tip for guys: For the love of your own coconuts, if you're ever asked questions like that by a girl, ALWAYS say you'll choose her even if you had to lie through your teeth. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.)

"Julie": YOU SURE OR NOT?

Kenny: Yeah... !

"Julie": What are you doing tonight?

Kenny: Tonight? No special plans leh.

"Julie": Wanna go out or not?

Kenny: Err... sure.

"Julie": Ok loh then I'll give you a call later tonight.

The meetup later that night went quite well with the level of mindfucking kept to the minimum. But Ericka had already messed up my head pretty bad.

For some obscure reason, the telephone conversation we had kept playing up in my mind. I was thinking - she's attached, she knows I'm attached, we got nothing to offer each other except a friendly platonic relationship. So what was that conversation all about?

Over the next few days, I woke up thinking about Ericka, I shat thinking about Ericka, I went to work thinking about Ericka and I went to bed thinking about Ericka. Not in the I-miss-her kinda way. More like who-the-heck-is-this-girl-and-what-the-hell-does-she-want-from-me kinda way.

Chupachups and Chivas never looked so good.

Maybe she just wanna be friends with the person behind the blog she reads. And in a way she achieved that. Truth to be told, if it weren't for that phone conversation, I wouldn't give two hoots about her. But she called, she got my attention and I'm actually glad things happened that way.

After that unusual initial meeting, I gradually got to know Ericka a little better over the course of the Hari Raya long weekend. We cleared things up. The personal assistant thing and the Xiaxue thing were obviously nothing more than talking cock.

John, Sebastian, myself, Ericka, and a ghost.

Surprisingly, she told me none of these were planned. It just so happened that John spotted me at the club that night, asked HB to call me over, who introduced me to Ericka, who just happened to be there. And all the silly things she said on the phone were just spontaneous reaction.

Ericka is just this naughty, playful and feisty personality who has a penchant for being overly friendly to everyone. But overall I still like her. She may say things that mess with people's head. More often than not she does it without any malicious intent. So we're close friends now, and it's all cool.

My point is, the art of mindfucking seems to be permanently ingrained in women's DNA. All women exudes that kind of charm and beauty most men find difficult to resist. They know it and some knows how to use it effectively as a weapon without coming across as slutty or sexual.

The trick seems to be mindfucking men into believing that they might have a shot at fucking the real thing.

I know girls use it on their boyfriends ALL THE TIME. They mindfucked you into buying her those Louis Vuitton handbags or that Ferragamo shoes, all the while subtly hinting that if you swiped your platinum credit card at the cashier counter you might get lucky tonight.

Too bad. Come bedtime, the only thing you'll be fucking with is your left hand.

Girls are evil. And us guys are just suckers for that.


:: Posted by Kenny at 11:54 PM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Understanding Women'

110 Comments:

Hey Dude, looking at John's gesture...I gues " TOO BAD" :)

Posted by: e at 07 November 2005 12:07 AM | Link to comment

allo... i also a keen fan of your blog le
and i am first allo... i also a keen fan of your blog le
and i am first

and darn you are a huge distraction from studying for my stpm. haha oops i mean your blog

i wish i had ur babe magnetism... or maybe not

Posted by: khwai at 07 November 2005 12:08 AM | Link to comment

woooots. nice

Posted by: xuannn at 07 November 2005 12:15 AM | Link to comment

Oh my god, that picture was scary. I'm truly sorry if I offended anyone, but this is a free world.

Posted by: Thenameis at 07 November 2005 12:18 AM | Link to comment

Among the 3 girls, Xiaxue, Ericka, and me, who would you choose? You must give me an answer that makes me happy but you cannot say is me since I know it will be a lie. And why you take so many pics of her.

Posted by: desperate addict at 07 November 2005 12:30 AM | Link to comment

Come on, i think its not "us guys are just suckers for that." its just you.

Posted by: kahsoon at 07 November 2005 12:35 AM | Link to comment

OMG, she reminds me of one of my best friends ... Mindfucker indeed. And she doesn't only do that to guys. -.-

Posted by: Liz at 07 November 2005 12:35 AM | Link to comment

Honestly, i will choose xiaxue instead. But to choose between my gf and xiaxue i will choose my gf instead.

Posted by: kahsoon at 07 November 2005 12:37 AM | Link to comment

"kakies" mc³

Posted by: clones at 07 November 2005 12:38 AM | Link to comment

mmmm.... Dawn Yang.

Posted by: Eliar Swiftfire at 07 November 2005 1:01 AM | Link to comment

hey, mind fucking is fun man... i once fucked with this guy's head so bad he tried to jump off the roof of his house... true story.. ok lah, i didn't mean to go that far... but damn fun man..

Posted by: typekey at 07 November 2005 1:11 AM | Link to comment

I'm gonna have to moderate this comment area.

I'm fine if people want to judge or comment negatively against me, but I have an issue if people here judge a person just because I put up his/her picture. I'm sorry but this ain't a beauty pageant.

What I hope is that astute readers can comment on their experiences mindfucking someone or being mindfucked, whether or not it's true women use their charm to get what they want, rather than shallowly commenting on how good or bad a photo looks.

Posted by: kennysia at 07 November 2005 1:17 AM | Link to comment

heh ... a c*ckteaser!

Posted by: wingz at 07 November 2005 1:19 AM | Link to comment

"Girls are evil. And us guys are just suckers for that."

Tooooo bad! ekekekekek

Posted by: Cynthia at 07 November 2005 2:02 AM | Link to comment

That's such a fucking travesty of an article. You plainly do not understand what is going on, and it's even more basic than the sex urge. This is simple power play, it's a basic role-reversal where the woman rubs your ego by paying attention to you, thus giving you a false sense of importance. You're still a victim you pudgy sheister, because you ended up writing a fuck-knows-how-many-words column all about the experience, including her pics and whatever, all the time massaging your own ego whilst standing there like a puppy with your tail between your leg.
If you want to learn from this, become a real fucking man and don't just let your john thomas guide your every meandering movement.

Posted by: Bob at 07 November 2005 2:46 AM | Link to comment

she definitely looks hot!!!!!

Posted by: chris at 07 November 2005 3:02 AM | Link to comment

we human males are just programed to take watever bloody chance of creating an offspring even if its next to impossible


or in plain words just geting laid

or if u dont wana see it tat way, just geting invovled with something :)

Posted by: Debiruboy at 07 November 2005 3:11 AM | Link to comment

bah~ I wanna ask her to be my master. I know nuts seriously.

Posted by: uglyfatchick at 07 November 2005 5:30 AM | Link to comment

dude what's with the left hand?
HAHHAAH

Posted by: Kuzco at 07 November 2005 5:48 AM | Link to comment

She sounds like loads of fun.

and always with tha great smile. Nice.

Posted by: Shawn Chin at 07 November 2005 5:59 AM | Link to comment

like u men aren't..LOLLL

Posted by: cyber-red at 07 November 2005 6:45 AM | Link to comment

aiyoyo u better don't get fool by her la she's that type of gal and how i know? i study at the same school as her of cos i know hahaha but well i doubt if she didn't have any intention over you. But it's true she fool around more than she take someone seriously for long. But hopefully she have changed! anyway all the best and she's a fun gal to be with just don't get yourself indulge!

Posted by: anonymous at 07 November 2005 6:45 AM | Link to comment

hey i think erika is hot..
and why the hell is there so many new places in kch?

Posted by: Jackson at 07 November 2005 7:27 AM | Link to comment

guys' IQ plummet straight to -1999999 when it comes to slightly smarter females.

YOU BEEN MINDFUCKED !!!! a new MTV series i hope not to see

Posted by: terry at 07 November 2005 7:54 AM | Link to comment

hot or not? ericka got some pretty thick eyebrows No?

Posted by: joshline at 07 November 2005 8:11 AM | Link to comment

I wonder if she is a neuro-research analyst who is trained to pick on brain of helpless male species

Posted by: Willar at 07 November 2005 8:35 AM | Link to comment

just b'cos men r "hamsap" n luv to eat outside de...more exciting la..more fun..n better feeling..

Posted by: makai at 07 November 2005 8:41 AM | Link to comment

Guys noe how to mindfuck tOo!!

Posted by: Ling at 07 November 2005 8:44 AM | Link to comment

That girl is hot, but what's up with the mindfucking man-brows? I'd give her RM20 for a date with the eyebrow plucker. Seriously.

Posted by: lennonist at 07 November 2005 8:53 AM | Link to comment

Bewildering eh?
Its easy to judge people by scratching the surface. The girl is feisty and playful, no doubt. She's a good person in the core. Bob is right. In plain, u became a sucker with an ego the size of Michelin marshmallow-man on a blimp not in touch with your nads size in reality (ref: your previous post)

>>>"Julie": If you could choose between me or XiaXue, which one would you choose?
Is this even true?
Maybe Kuching ran out of nice and good-looking people to rush to you for attention.

Woot!

Posted by: H at 07 November 2005 8:58 AM | Link to comment

This is one of your better works in a long while since yr shanghai trip, good job!!!

Posted by: alannano at 07 November 2005 8:59 AM | Link to comment

the ericka i know in kuching looks very much like her, about the same age too, but too bad she's married.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 07 November 2005 9:24 AM | Link to comment

ERICKA,....YOU'RE A CHEAP SLUT IN THERE AND I
,M SO UGLY HEHEHE......WELL... THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS SOUNDS NICE ONCE POSTED IN THE BLOG. PLAY SUMMORE LAR...THIS ONE BLOG NIA..LATER TABLOID HOW?...:p

Posted by: John at 07 November 2005 9:43 AM | Link to comment

happy birthday john!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eh, tonight still going to gym ar? me brought me gear wor... how?

Posted by: ~~*e*~~ at 07 November 2005 9:57 AM | Link to comment

Oey! No pics of me, I said. Ugly pics! Ugh...
John, this IS becoming tabloid-like.
You believe everything you read in the tabloids man?

Posted by: Hg at 07 November 2005 10:11 AM | Link to comment

"Come bedtime, the only thing you'll be fucking with is your left hand."

wah, kenny... u left-handed with her in ur mind? omg... LOL!

u knew her last Sat and now u r close frens ah?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 07 November 2005 10:30 AM | Link to comment

she looks nice but....
ASK HER TO TRIM HER EYEBROWS LAH!!
Bloody thick!

Posted by: sexy man at 07 November 2005 10:34 AM | Link to comment

honestly MC3 is really bleah.. kononnya most happening place in Kuching... KL scene is much better.

Posted by: anonymous at 07 November 2005 10:36 AM | Link to comment

sexy man, I don't care who the fuck you are, but if you don't appreciate a girl with thick eyebrows, it must be your mind is retarded. A spastic man like you shall not regard yourself as 'sexy man' as that's a shame to the human male species, but rather, spastic psychotic freaks. Listen here mate. You don't fuck with eyebrows. So what the fuck you care so much about eyebrows?

Posted by: Anonymous at 07 November 2005 10:52 AM | Link to comment

Well, we guys are just hardwired to go after anything with a skirt that looks vaguely good-looking, with some (perceived) interest in us a bonus. Its plain old evolutionary psychology. "Don't try, means die". Not our fault, its our male genes that are speaking.

In this case, kenny is extremely justified in achieving a state of mind-fuck'ness. She's not bad at all! Looks plus vivacious personality usually equates a winner. Nah, those eyebrows aren't a problem.

Posted by: LeFire at 07 November 2005 10:54 AM | Link to comment

Have u guys seen girls with really thin eyebrows? To the male genitalia it shouts "useless to have offsprings with". pluck until botak then colour look nice meh? y dun they shave their hair and then use swan stabilo color pencil and color their head
;)

Posted by: Anonymous at 07 November 2005 10:58 AM | Link to comment

haha...

Mindfucking is an art...

Posted by: Wei De at 07 November 2005 12:24 PM | Link to comment

no offence but shes pretty ugly and she has a black sheep growing above her eyes are soemthing i think its time she had an appointment with the hair plucker. haha ur blog is very amusing. =]

Posted by: annie at 07 November 2005 1:17 PM | Link to comment

美女自动送上门。是男人都会心动 ;p

Posted by: Michael Chua at 07 November 2005 1:22 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, you left hander meh? Is it different with the left hand?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 07 November 2005 1:49 PM | Link to comment

no offence but shes pretty ugly and she has a black sheep growing above her eyes are soemthing i think its time she had an appointment with the hair plucker.

Posted by: annie at November 7, 2005 01:17 PM


i agree with you annie. Why not let Kenny pictures of you so we can see your pretty pictures in it? Just out of curiosity, your beauty salon out of business lately? Maybe u could give ericka a ring and see if she can bring a bunch of "sheep eyebrowed" friends to patronize your salon...

Kenny, watch out dude. Annie must be a heck-u-va chick..... Snap pics of her. I wanna see, I wanna see

Posted by: ming at 07 November 2005 1:50 PM | Link to comment

One thing for sure loh, she no look like Jap. But got nice body.

Eh kenny, u sure you only got mindfuck ah?

Posted by: Jap Are Pretty at 07 November 2005 1:55 PM | Link to comment

Hey annie, it seems like you like to plug hairs. I have many thambi friends with black smelly bushy armpits. Maybe you will be delighted to plug bushy armpit hairs as well? Do you operate private parts? Many bangla needs your services.

Oh by the way, no one knows who the fuck you are, and you saying someone 'has a black sheep growing above her eyes'. So it means that yours have smelly black bush sticking out your nipples?

You are so jealous, it makes you a loser. Spastic loser, to be exact. That's a sure sign of deperation.

Posted by: meanie at 07 November 2005 2:01 PM | Link to comment

i will take both..fun mah

Posted by: Kenny Lee at 07 November 2005 2:03 PM | Link to comment

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Certain body parts of the women turn certain men on and not others. This is just the beauty of natural selection, else we'll be one of those extinct species in the museum if all men go after a certain typical body type and look.

Posted by: Zi at 07 November 2005 2:04 PM | Link to comment

ass + tits + lies = mindfuck

Men. Too easy. Tsktsk. xP

Posted by: raining-noodles at 07 November 2005 2:16 PM | Link to comment

Hey ppl like that make the world interesting!

Posted by: QUinZ at 07 November 2005 2:21 PM | Link to comment

Hey ppl like that make the world interesting!

Posted by: QuinZ at 07 November 2005 2:22 PM | Link to comment

"Girls are evil. And us guys are just suckers for that”
I don’t think it’s a good idea for you to generalize like that….
Not all girls are evil!
I’m sure youre girlfriend isn’t…

And guys are suckers for that??
I think most guys are suckers for any chic that’s got a decent looking face and a hot body… whether she is an angel or the devil himself reincarnated wouldn’t make a damn difference…so long as she looks hot… ;)
Heheh…
Seriously though when you think about how superficial the world is becoming… its pretty damn sad….
-Notice I say MOST guys… not all yeah? ;)

About mind fucking…
Not all women know how to mindfuck… if we did I think we’d OWN the world…and instead of men (on average) making more money in EVERY profession in the world safe for prostitution.. it would be the other way around.

I think a smart man… a deep man… would probably see right through the superficial-ness of this whole mind-fucking thing…Like seriously..WHY BOTHER?
This Ericka chic obviously just wanted to get to knw ya…
But God FORBID the likes of her saying something straight down the line like,
“Truth be told… I think your blog is cool and would like to hang out with you to get to know you better… If that’s cool with ya”?
or…
“I would like to get to knw you better to see what goes on in the head of someone who blogs every day and can achieve blogger of the year title…?”
But OH—NooOoooo! That would look so UNCOOL… SO not smooth… ;)
But straight down the line baby… that’s how I like it.. and that’s how it should be…

Posted by: Ninja at 07 November 2005 3:04 PM | Link to comment

I reckon Kenny's 'Mindfuck' is the same as 'kok teasing'. But I think u r still mind suck to Singapore girl. Seriously, in Singapore, the XX equivalent aplenty and are like laohan lonkang fish that breeds in shitty canals. Dont eat them. And Julie like to play see no touch, but if you are clever, no see can touch. Itch!!!

Posted by: OBSERVATORY at 07 November 2005 3:05 PM | Link to comment

Oh... and for someone to be straight up like that... it takes a whole lot of confidence..
and I dunno bout you... but I find that kind of confidence.. bordering on arrogance (BUT NOT QUITE THERE YET) very sexy... ;)

Posted by: Ninja at 07 November 2005 3:06 PM | Link to comment

I'm here to stand up for the men and say that NO, WE ARE NOT TAKING THIS SITTING DOWN.

If it's OK with you girls.

Posted by: Kurt at 07 November 2005 3:19 PM | Link to comment

LOL i seriously do not believe how much you rate what ericka did to you. In all fairness i think what happened was just an exercise and if you think that was a good "mindfucking" boy oh boy you ain't seen nothin yet. I think it is fair to say Kenny...you been well PUNKD! Hook, line and sinker...with your tongue hangin out the side.

Ericka is an awesome chick.She may fool you with a bit of trickery but behind the cunning exterior, she just a cute lil persona who craves a bit of attention. but hey don't all girls love that attention? She sure caught yours..rofl.

But yeah...Suck it up Princess Kenny, the mind games never end. Lift your game and stop sookin'. Real men don't get PUNKD like dat.

Posted by: b34r at 07 November 2005 3:46 PM | Link to comment

damn. i must learn the skill of mindfucking ppl.

Posted by: nadnut at 07 November 2005 4:28 PM | Link to comment

Is it me or does this Julie love her pictures taken with her face sideways?

Posted by: Hoochie Coochie Man at 07 November 2005 5:13 PM | Link to comment

Hoochie, that's called POSE. Some people looks good with their face straight, some people looks good with their pants down. You can choose to flash your nipples at the camera if you want, or stick your middle finger in the camera as a show of respect to those taking pictures of you.

Trust me. It's cool if you stick your middle finger out to a personnel who stops you and check your driving license.

Posted by: Moo-moo at 07 November 2005 5:33 PM | Link to comment

I will try to mindfuck pretty girls next time I see them on the streets; before they mindfuck me :D

Posted by: Jacky at 07 November 2005 6:47 PM | Link to comment

so 巧 . i was wanting to write abt mindfucking too..... hmmmmm

Posted by: sassyjan at 07 November 2005 6:57 PM | Link to comment

honestly, i will go for xiaxue if i were a guy.

ericka not very pretty lar. her face is covered with her long fringe and makes her look slutty. and her eyebrows. i guess too many ppl have commented on it, no?

shoot me, but xiaxue looks sweet in that pic with kenny.

Posted by: deebz at 07 November 2005 7:48 PM | Link to comment

u can always cover the face and bang the base mah.

Posted by: hamsap at 07 November 2005 8:13 PM | Link to comment

KENNY, U WANK WITH UR LEFT HAND!!!!

Posted by: LEFTHAND at 07 November 2005 8:47 PM | Link to comment

addict, I'll choose Nicole. ;)

Thenameis, you suck cock. I'm truly sorry if I offended you, but this is a free world.

Bob, what kinda attitude is that? You're such a fucking travesty to the human race.

wingz + OBSERVATORY, noooo! A cockteaser uses sex to get what she wants. A mindfucker say things that may not necessarily be sexual to get what she wants. ;) Very subtle but important difference.

terry, heh. Be careful of girls who know how to play with men's natural instinct to protect.

H, everybody loves a bit of ego-stroking. I don't see there's a problem with that.

hamsap, that's what I'm gonna do to your girlfriend.

John + Ericka, oi you two! Why use my blog to talk to each other? Your company's intercom system dieded ah? :)

Hg, you MODEL! ;)

LeFire, my sentiements EXACTLY.

raining-noodles, its not so much her looks eventhough she does look pretty hot. It's more of her confident personality and the words she say. Remember I've only known her for 15 minutes before I got mindfucked.

Ninja, heyyyyyyy... nice to see you here again. :) Anyway, Nicole does mindfuck too. She loves playing up on my guilt factor if I don't buy her the shoes she wanted. I'm sure most girls do that to their boyfriends! And you're right, I'm generalising women by omitting the word 'most'. I'm writing a blog, not a political thesis.

b34r, sooking? Do I look like I'm complaining? I'm lovin' it.

Kurt, your comments ALWAYS make my day! HAHAHAHAHAA

Posted by: kennysia at 07 November 2005 8:48 PM | Link to comment

mindfucked? you should watch Basic Instinct and watch Mike Douglas get mindfucked by Sharon Stone

Posted by: elb at 07 November 2005 9:31 PM | Link to comment

Mindfuck?? wats dat??

haha.. i need someone to teach me how to mindfuck..

Posted by: Xishi at 07 November 2005 10:22 PM | Link to comment

Mindfuck?? wats dat??

haha.. i need someone to teach me how to mindfuck..

Posted by: Xishi at 07 November 2005 10:22 PM | Link to comment

I said before that I think you're a gaffe magnet. Now I know what you really are - you are a mindfuck magnet. Must be that bashful voice of yours..

Posted by: suertes at 07 November 2005 10:32 PM | Link to comment

Regarding the side pose... Personally, I think it is actually the mark of someone who has trained to look good in front of a camera, and WILL look good.

You see, a major proportion of what makes a face good looking is symmetry. Don't believe me, go grab a fashion mag, select a good-looker that is looking straight at you, draw a vertical line down his/her face, and measure the distance from the center of the face for all the features.

Eyes, corners of lips and ears... they all are equidistant from the vertical centerline of the face. People do this instinctively and amazingly quickly. Why? Symmetry indicates health, as development of the face was not stunted by disease nor genetic flaws. We evolved to like symmetry.

From here on, I move from actual research to personal guesswork. Not everyone's a model who has flawlessly symmetrical features. Most of us have minor imperfections. By taking a side pose, or with hair covering one side, one effectively prevents people from making that snap comparison.

Hence, people will judge instead based on the features (eg. good skin, lack of facial disfigurement, youth) from one side alone. Furthermore, I think that we automatically fill in the other (hidden) side of the face from the side that we see, again another hardcoded thing we evolved. There is even a section of brain dedicated to recognising faces.

Of course, it is ridiculous to think that every side-poser pauses to think about "I will look more better if I pose sideways because of symmetry blah, blah, blah." But people do note that they look GOOD in a mirror when seen at an angle with one side of the face obscured, and hence (I think at least) that is why they prefer to be photographed that way.

Posted by: LeFire at 07 November 2005 10:57 PM | Link to comment

Holy crap... I dump a big post and suddenly the place is full of sheep!

Posted by: LeFire at 07 November 2005 11:01 PM | Link to comment

I've got to agree with you 100% on girls and their "mindfuck"ing skills.

However, some girls have got not a flipping clue they're using their "mindfuck"ing skills... those are actually more "pro" than those who knows they have the advantage. I've experience it. *shrugs* Damn me and my male stupidity.

Posted by: Colin at 07 November 2005 11:06 PM | Link to comment

*gasp*

Our secrets have been exposed...

Come, sisters! We must rid the world of this man!

Posted by: Lainie at 08 November 2005 12:35 AM | Link to comment

hahaha, nice one man :)

Posted by: ramesh at 08 November 2005 4:09 AM | Link to comment

"...has a black sheep growing above her eyes..."

is this why ur border is full of sheep? hahahaa... u r damn funny laa..

i totally agreed with Colin...sometimes gurls just mindfucking without realizing it... thats including me (Q-Q) =P
those who knows how to mindfuck others and using it as an advantage, u can tell one... or perhaps,other gurls can tell it for u... ehhehee

Posted by: Nikita at 08 November 2005 10:28 AM | Link to comment

I think she looks fine actually... and more importantly, fun to be with. But what does she actually want? If she's got a BF, what does she want from you, Kenny? Just friends? Or to get to know a famous personnel?

Posted by: Jing at 08 November 2005 10:46 AM | Link to comment

dude, ain't you supposed to moderate ? some pretty rude shits in here,

you are just lonely, go visit miss five fingers for pleasure,

Posted by: terry at 08 November 2005 10:51 AM | Link to comment

she's pretty hot actually. great confidence she has. just enjoy it. nothing better than the favours of lovely girls.

Posted by: jing at 08 November 2005 12:28 PM | Link to comment

Oh dear, I am going to Kuching tomorrow and then continue to Sibu in the evening. I hope no one recognises me too.

Posted by: ChowFC at 08 November 2005 12:35 PM | Link to comment

I have the ultimate solution for guys who doesn't wan to be mindfucked by gals!!!

Date another guy =.= easy peasy

Posted by: dc at 08 November 2005 1:39 PM | Link to comment

i wont mind getting it on with her! haha come meet meeee julieeee =p

Posted by: q^_^p at 08 November 2005 4:11 PM | Link to comment

i wont mind getting it on with her! haha come meet meeee julieeee =p

Posted by: q^_^p at 08 November 2005 4:12 PM | Link to comment

I think Kenny likes this girl.."I woke up thinking about Ericka, I shat thinking about Ericka, I went to work thinking about Ericka and I went to bed thinking about Ericka"...wo hoh big boy, you're in trouble.

Posted by: dodah at 08 November 2005 4:46 PM | Link to comment

SHE IS FUCKING CUTE MAN. =)the JULIE.

Posted by: meibin at 09 November 2005 1:21 AM | Link to comment

Julie is HOT... while xiaxue.... NAH!!! i never find her pretty... never find her hot...
But Julie is.. WOAH!!..
but then.. if u want to get it on with her... i don't think u would post her pic in anyway....

Posted by: Xiao Long at 09 November 2005 3:48 AM | Link to comment

my point of view is, don't get too involved my friend... she's somewhat using you, and believe me... i know...

Posted by: CKlein at 09 November 2005 8:25 AM | Link to comment

Amen to the fact that girls are evil, and we guys are suckas for that. Amen indeed. And yet they're like drugs to us guys - we know they're dangerous, yet they make us feel so good that we can't get enough of 'em.

Posted by: Hans at 09 November 2005 8:30 AM | Link to comment

i thought people in sarawak only drink rice wine???

Posted by: hot mamachita at 09 November 2005 2:03 PM | Link to comment

Finally kenny met the slut from st3. Be careful man, she will empty your wallet with her pushy mindfucked talk. goodluck.

Posted by: YPH at 09 November 2005 4:48 PM | Link to comment

god, this girl looks hideous, who does she think she is to be able to pull off that repulsive "sexy" look in every picture? She sort of reminds me of Jerry of Tom and Jerry. Gotta work on her ugly eyebrows too. I think Xiaxue although not beautiful herself, can beat down your little Julie friend by a few millions in looks. Julie's just.. ew.

Posted by: mag at 13 November 2005 3:55 AM | Link to comment

oh yeah. i know who she looks like now. a skinny version of furong jie jie.

Posted by: mag at 13 November 2005 3:56 AM | Link to comment

Shallow.

Posted by: Moon at 14 November 2005 10:56 AM | Link to comment

lol, all the mindfuck thing = fake one la, she prolly knew kenny wud write her in his blog then use this opportunity to expose herself so she can be "famous" but too bad...things went wrong for her i guess wakaka, social climber -> fuck off

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 15 November 2005 12:15 AM | Link to comment

Hah! Sorry to tell you this, Kenny, but I know this girl. X St Theresian and definately not good news. Btw, did she tell you she was "attached" or MARRIED??? Coz some of us know the truth. Godspeed, Kenny.

Posted by: identity crisis at 15 November 2005 10:06 AM | Link to comment

identity crisis, yea I know she's married. And I know she is quite unpopular with the people from her past. But that's ok. She can live whatever kind of life she wanna live. At the end of the day, she's still my friend.

Posted by: kennysia at 17 November 2005 5:22 PM | Link to comment

Erica is hot. Can I be mind-fucked by her too?

Posted by: CCC at 21 November 2005 1:23 PM | Link to comment

a rather funny post..but i think ericka will be fine ONLY without those thick brows. HAHA~!

Posted by: von at 30 November 2005 11:29 PM | Link to comment

What are you talking about. She's smokin'. Kuching definately has some fine felines, eh?

Not just how she looks, but also due to a healthy dose of confidence and a sprinkle of naughtyness. At least thats what I got from the pics and conversation.

Wonder how her hubby looks like...

Posted by: fruitopia at 07 December 2005 8:31 PM | Link to comment

I USE MY RIGHT HAND!

Posted by: thePIEguy. at 12 December 2005 12:40 AM | Link to comment

I have to use both hand, too big bo pian lah.

Posted by: jazzzbug at 04 March 2006 1:44 AM | Link to comment

Kenny, ego-stroking: do it at your own personal time, no need to broadcast to anyone...and aiyooo...find a better gal la if you wanna boast your "babe-magnetism"...I find this post lame.
No more than a "subtle" way to tell people that gals hit on you. I am not saying that they do or dont but you might want to rewrite this blog into something shorter like so:-

"Hey, I think this gal is hitting on me, but at the end of the day I didn't get some, so I'll stroke my penis while I write this blog, looking at all the weird and ugly poses of this Erik guy, mm oh, gal. I'll tell people I wasnt really head over heels for her but trully I am. After 15 minutes I wanted to screw her so bad. Oh well, she doesn't seem interested in getting fucked by me, so I think I'll tell people we're good friends only."

Kenny, what you see as mindfuck was just a girl flirting with just about anybody. Girls flirt everyday, but doesn't mean everyone has equal chance of getting in bed with her. The "I am married with 2 kids", she was just testing to see what an idiot you are.

Posted by: KuchingInKL at 16 March 2006 12:49 AM | Link to comment

KNNCBB, kucing have nite spots that closes later than in Penang...

Posted by: golfer at 05 April 2006 9:39 AM | Link to comment

i thought it was your balls and that flag pole that did most of the thinking when she was around lah !
woo hoo!

Posted by: benjamin and yus at 13 July 2006 2:34 PM | Link to comment

only halfway true the post (ie after she calls u) n u get the impresion she wants fuck u ler.

Posted by: Ben at 09 October 2006 4:45 PM | Link to comment

My sis altered the saying 'Hell hath no fury for a woman scorned' to 'Hell hath no fury for a woman PMS-ing' so true O :)

Posted by: ahem at 01 January 2007 3:33 AM | Link to comment

kenny, i m 37 and still single, i love your blog so much they are just like my daily must read one although i know your blog pay u for people to read, by the way among the 3 girls, Xiaxue, Ericka, and me, who would you choose?

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 January 2007 8:41 AM | Link to comment

not for nothing, the mullahs keep their women under wraps,
and wise men travel under the wraps of radar,
kenny boy, do not go extolling with your might unwrapped,
for this julie vamp is sent to pull your rug under.

Posted by: theo at 15 September 2007 2:58 PM | Link to comment

i will choose ericka....honestly....

Posted by: adison at 13 August 2008 4:07 PM | Link to comment

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