Snippets of Saturday Night


Kenny: “Rich bastards. I don’t get it. Why do girls like them so much?”
Irene: “Heh, don’t ask me. It’s just a coincidence all my boyfriends turned out to be rich bastards.”
Rozie: “Actually, we only like the rich part. Not the bastard part.”
Kenny: “Oh, come on. I know guys who never made it through school, live off their rich parents’ money, bum at home without work or education, and still gets more action than most guys around here. Girls love rich bastards.”
Hedo: “Yeah, but if their parents stop giving them money, they’re just gonna be bastards. Full stop.”
Going out with Irene can be quite a traumatising but strangely profound experience. It must’ve been ages since I last went out relax and unwind, so when Irene called I took up her offer. Our Saturday night was spent drinking at SoHo, with new friends John, Rozie and Hedonistics joining in.

This the same Hedonistics who called me Mr Orgasm-Inducing, and the same Irene whose mom thinks I look very ‘lau sik’ (innocent). Hohoho, if only she knew what kind of a person I really am.
I don’t understand why the mothers I met all seem to like me leh. Irene’s mom met me only once, and she so excited go and tell her happily-attached daughter to date me. Wtf? So wrong. Must be my Swee Mei haircut I tell you.
Irene: “yak yak yak yak yak…”
Kenny: “yak yak Oooh, that girl is hot. yak yak yak…”
Irene: “WHERE?”

Hedo: “Cheh… this kinda girl. EVERYWHERE!”
John: “Cheap dress.”
Kenny: “Hoiyo. She pretty whattt.”
Without me noticing, Irene swiftly grabbed my camera and walked towards that girl.
Irene: “Hi! My friend thinks you’re pretty and he wants to take a picture of you.”
WALAU! Where got so direct one?! People just wanna see see look look only, not get into her pants lah! Stupid Irene. I had my head down throughout the whole ordeal. So embarrassing.
At least I got the photo of the girl that night. 😉 Everyone, say hello now to this sweet Kuching bombshell, Emma.

77 Replies to “Snippets of Saturday Night”

  1. Haha… You don’t “na-beh” people lah. The previous post was a sweet boyfriend… Next post go “bio cha bor” already…
    Tsk, tsk…
    Naughty Kenny! Bad! Let’s go tell Nicole.

  2. Correction! She said : “Hi! My friend thinks you’re HOT and he wants to take a picture of you.”
    Hehhehe.. well at least you didn’t blunder her name this time ^__^ What say we go check her out next week *wink *wink *AHAKS!*

  3. sunny, you’re the prettiest lah.
    Rozie, crazy ah! You wanna turn me into a stalker issit? I… shall… resist… the… temptation!
    Kierra, not my fault! My eyes have a mind of their own. Much like my third thumb.

  4. wah this is scary, comments section turning into chat area…kenny i think ure blog too many visitors liao…3 mins after ure post , got ppl sent in comments

  5. No mar .. everyone goes to SOHO.. nvm lar .. she won’t know 😉 Then you can sei bak chiew again.. hehhe .. who knows, this time she could be a little tipsy and doing those uber entrancing dances by the DJ box!

  6. first thing first, can i get to know irene. She can really be helpful. I wanna take shots XD.
    anyway, that is why I always wished to be a rich bastard. Good enough that 3 of them were honest enough to smack the guys’ head once in awhile

  7. kenny, stop explaning yourself. LOL
    24th sep you were an angle who made more than 100 ppl cry.. 25th sep.. you went “bio char boo”.. no eye see man. =)

  8. Where got sweet? Where got pretty? Make up too thick. Doesnt even remotely looks like XX. Yes, XX wears thick makeup but at least doesnt look so so so…aiya dono how to put in words…at least doesnt look so gross like this girl lah…Kenny, ur taste really lah…no eyes see…

  9. she ain’t tt bad looking wert……oklor so not da bomb lar but passable…..neway,since swee mei haircut works on all d housewives hor,then u r d nez bae yong jun izzit?auntie killer lol

  10. But then it’s quite true mah. Who wouldn’t want to be pampered and dined by someone rich? But better not be a bastard lah … >.But then it’s quite true mah. Who wouldn’t want to be pampered and dined by someone rich? But better not be a bastard lah … >.

  11. Kenny, juz finished reading all of your entries.
    Keep up the good work, Kuching Boleh!!!
    BTW, where’s Gym Masyarakat? Somewhere near Bintawa?

  12. Fire Angel is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWN, Kenny is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWNWANTMOREBBQORNOTIGIVEYOUMOREBBQSAUCETHENYOUCANPWNITANDDONTNEEDTOTHANKMEBAIFORNOW.
    Posted by: desperate addict at September 26, 2005 09:22 PM
    ……..
    the girl look sweet..bit to much ICI though

  13. Geeeez… what is wrong with you guys? Standards too high lah! I think she’s pretty, not supermodel pretty lah, but still pretty. At least she’s above average and definitely NOT ugly. Ugly is too strong a word!
    Give me a break lah! If she’s considered ugly, what do you call these?

  14. Hey Kenny, ur such an inspiration- my r00mie n I talk about ur entries everyday,plus we ‘quote’ u on life,like on how doing anything will just cause one to “die die both ways…” thanX,ur an inspiration =)

  15. First, why i said cheap dress….I said that literally cheap, and look at the close-up pic, the make-up all out. No high class chick will color their face like that and the most important thing, her shoe was not match with the dress and a bit of mud. And look at her friends, I bet they came with motor-bike and she’s not a Bidayuh, she;s a Malay.hehe..anyway…lets check her out this weekend hehehe..BTW, it was a great outing and it was fun.

  16. Goodness, nowadays, cannot even post a night out with pictures, without getting it scrutinized [i think the spelling is a bit off] to bits. No wonder sms based reality show laku giler. Everybody want to have their 2 cent [or is it 50 cent] opinion on something. Sheesh.

  17. There’s one saying:
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
    If one bowl of kolo mee on a stall looks good to one person doesn’t mean another person would look at it the same way.

  18. pls don’t say she’s kuching bombshell. makes people think kuching standard is like that. there are farrrrr prettier girls in kuching!

  19. Give me a break lah! If she’s considered ugly, what do you call these?
    Posted by: kennysia at September 26, 2005 10:16 PM
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    That you call FUGLY!
    btw, actually hor, I don’t really wanna say much lor because hor the girl hor didn’t really post that picture up herself BUT then hor so many people said that she is pretty, especially guys. I hor suddenly hor feel so ashame of my dick already.
    So then hor, I wanna say hor.. Not really lor.. Okay lar maybe lighting problem gua but from the picture she look like just an average girl.
    *Nebo runs before the girl cries and smacks him with her shoe

  20. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  21. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  22. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  23. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  24. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  25. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  26. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  27. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  28. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  29. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

  30. I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais – quite remote area in Padawan district)
    Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

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