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  1. Kenny, Kuching’s food really sucks lately. All these food outlets are cutting corners here and there and making half ass rojak, half ass chicken rice and brew totally crappy Kopi. They turn around and say business is no good. hey, the business is no good because the food is lousy and not fresh !!

  2. Two old friends – a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ….
    A pek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
    Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…
    Apek: ?!! err … saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. manyak ploblem..
    Ali: Apa probrem ?
    Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut…manyak cinang semputloh …
    Ali: Cehh… apek, lu apa celita… saya suda lama potong…tada apa problem… bini saya manyak puas woo…
    Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
    Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
    Apek: ???!!! err… lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
    Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
    Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma… lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
    Ali: Cilaka apek ni…nah tengok (opens his trousers)
    Apek: Chee sin punya olang…..gua tanya baik2 … lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
    Ali: Abis… lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
    Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau… Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka..
    Ali: Aiya… apek… lain kali lu sebut betul2 la….kasi susasaja.. Bukan potong zaka la…. protonsaga.. ……

  3. Hi Kenny,
    Recently heard of you thru a long time Kch friend. I have something to discuss with you. Something of a serious nature and wondering if you can help.
    Pls google “powerpod malaysia henry”.
    I have provided you my email. Pls email me when you get a chance.
    Many thanks,
    Henry

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