We’ve got movies on sharks that attack people.
We’ve got movies on snakes that attack people.
We’ve got movies on giant monkeys that attack people.
Heck, we’ve even got movies on toy puppets that attack people.
Now, coming soon to a cinema near you, is a movie on human shit that attacks people.
Tell me that does not look like the fiercest pile of monstrous flesh-eating blobs of slimey shit!
After watching the movie you might not wanna go to the toilet alone at night anymore, lest your own crap jumps up from the bowl and bites you in the arse.
Hypothetical question here.
If I steal from a shop selling illegal pirated DVDs, would the shopkeeper want to call the police? Or is he just gonna let me go wild on the latest titles as he watches on helplessly? Who’s the police gonna arrest if they come?