Someone has held Ronald McDonald hostage!
Quick! Call the cops! We need to free Ronald!
Save him! McRewards of McChickens and McFries will be McGiven.
Blog Plug of the Day: Now this is hilarious. Anyone noticed now there’s a bunch of people out there now giving themselves MTV-inspired names like Rihanna Tan? Or Giselle Chong? Ketiak Busuk has the scoop.
I think I’m gonna call myself Kanye Sia.