“I mean, who doesn’t like looking at pretty girls? Even straight girls like looking at pretty girls.” So said Joel Tan, aka Rambo Tan, aka The Artist Formerly Known As Big Fuck, aka “KANINA KENNYSIA I DONCH WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE UNNERWEAR BOY LAH!”
Wahai kawan-kawan, Selamat Hari Merdeka. Maicaohai busuh-busuh, selamat pergi mati lah.
Welcome to the very special Merdeka edition of kennysia.com.
A few months ago, Joel Tan wrote a groundbreaking blog entry featuring four of the hottest female blogging babes in Singapore. He creatively dubbed them, the Xiaxue Killers – a term he used to describe female bloggers who not only look good, but blog with such a style it’ll make you go Whoa.
All those girls needed then was a stroke of luck and Joel’s entry gave them just what they needed to springboard towards blogging superstardom. As of writing, I know one of them was already featured multiple times on Singaporean mainstream media and one other got an endorsement deal out of her blog. Joel, on the other hand, got nothing.
We’ve got ‘Xiaxue Killers’ here in Malaysia too alright. Yes, we’ve got blogger hotties here in this lovely country, and they’ve been writing such good content I wonder why not many people read them. Except we couldn’t possibly call these girls ‘Xiaxue Killers’. The biggest blogger in Malaysia is not Xiaxue, but Jeff Ooi. And calling these girls ‘Jeff Ooi Killers’ is just… wrong. ‘Jeff Ooi Killers’ sound like people the Malaysian government would employ to plot an assassination attempt on Jeff Ooi for constantly exposing their dirty tactics.
Hey, I don’t need to call them fancy schmancy names to tell you that these girls are good – you know you can trust me on this. Remember, when Kenny Sia says good, its not just good, its DAMN GOOD. I selected these girls because I think they’re attractive, they have lots of pictures of their pretty selves on their blogs, they’re Malaysian, and most importantly, they write such interesting and engaging material I won’t get bored reading them day after day.
I call these girls… the Babes Of Malaysian Blogs, aka the BOMB. They might now be very well-known right now, but who knows? kennysia.com might just be the platform they need to get that job offer, that book deal, or even that modelling contract.
With that in mind, sit back, relax, and enjoy a Malaysian-brewed, Merdeka-boosted, FHM-flavoured dose of kennysia.com
Wennie, of xanga.com/weniee and daichafan.blogspot.com
Wennie is a 22-year-old graphic designer from Petaling Jaya whose eyes emit so much electricity it could power a small town. Wennie is perhaps better known as Ah Giu from the wildly popular Cantonese Blog “Jut Doi Siong Diu”. I hate to admit this but her blog entries are so good, I find myself painfully reading through her entries eventhough I don’t understand the language to save my life.
I guess if you know a little bit of Cantonese, half the fun is guessing what word is what. Its a good thing she’s still keeping her (English) Xanga site alive though, since that is where she stores all her pretty photos.
Gain points for: 1. Offering to teach me Cantonese just to read her damn blog. 2. Her damn nice highlighted hair.
Lose points for: Mistaking Kuching for Kota Kinabalu. Dammit. What is it with West Malaysians and their inability to differentiate between Sabah and Sarawak?
“now, after 2 months, I re-highlight my hair again. n I require them to make it even more ‘obvious’. n they did. de result turns out to b … OHMYGOD!!!!!
I showed it to my mom.
‘ma~ see my new hair color!!! nice anot?’
‘ah ting!!! hand me de broom!!! thr’s one ang moh comes into our hs adi!!! call de police!!!’”
Yue Chin, of blackjetta.blogspot.com
Yue Chin, or YC, is a 21-year-old
architecture graduate former architecture student, struggling artist, and jewellery maker with an unnatural obsession with Bert from Sesame Street. She is the main author of Black Jettas: Diary of the Drama Queens, which has been in operation since March this year. Originally from KL, but now a resident in Melbourne, YC writes a typical girly blog on life, fashion, arts, and her somewhat complicated long-distance relationship.
Black Jettas will appeal mainly to female readers who can relate to YC’s experience, or at least, share her fantastic taste in fashion. Also check out her range of amazing handmade jewellery at Black Jettas Design. They may cost an arm, a leg and first-born for the average income earner, but the fact that she’s sold a couple of them must mean they’re worth every single cent they’re paid for.
Gain points for: Looking like a mistress. A bloody hot one too.
Lose points for: Being attached.
“I think I want to move into the park. Am loving it! Nothing beats a lazy sunny sunday in the park with a good book and a lovable psycho dog.
This is what I’ll miss most when I return to KL.
Imagine lying in the park with Luna unleashed in Malaysia.
I’ll be barbequed aliveby the weather, possibly robbed, raped and killed.
Luna will be shot by MPPJ/ DBKL.
Audrey, of audree.blogdrive.com
It takes a lot of guts for a man with balls the size of coconuts to admit this, but I’m a fan of Audrey Ooi’s blog. A huge fan, in fact.
Of the four blogs I recommended here today, Audrey’s blog is the only one I’ve consistently read ever since I discovered it about a year ago. The odd thing is I don’t even know why I’m so addicted to such a cutesy pinkish little blog by a tiny little 20-year-old girl from Subang Jaya studying at Mt Holyoke, Massachussets. Maybe its her freakin’ great sense of humour, maybe its her occasional bitchiness, maybe its just how cute she looks in a Japanese kimono.
Audrey’s blog is titled *fourfeetnine*, which in case you’re wondering, is her height and the source of many hilarious incidents. Its not just her funny entries, it helps the fact that she has camwhoring tendencies which make her entries always refreshing and always an interesting read.
Gain points for: Calling her father “Fat Her Ooi”.
Lose points for: Violating the Blogskin Sins. Blasphemy!
“Angela ran out, then ran in and pulled me and Yen out into the hallway.
And we heard:
“OH… OHH… OOH…..” (at 10000 decibels)
People having sex.
All of us just stood there as still as lizards outside the door of whoever was having the time of her life (and wanted everyone to know it) and listened to the groans/moans/screams/whines.
All hands were clapped over mouths to prevent giggles/cries of disgust.
Then Lucia comes running down the hall behind us, yelling “Why is she here! Who brought her in!? She shouldn’t be here! Someone take her away now!”
Angela said, “What? Who are you talking about?”
Lucia continues in an agitated manner, “The kid! She’ll be traumatised by it! I’m taking her away now!”
She grabs me by the shoulders.
I turn around and stare at her, perplexed.
She stares at me for a second and says, “Oh! Audrey it’s you! I thought you were a six-year old kid or something!”
She fcuking thought I was a six year old girl!
Let me die, let me just die.”
Elaine, of laineylashes.com
Do NOT visit Laineylashes.com if you do not have a broadband connection or your modem is gonna crash and burn. The pictures on her blog take ages to load, but its worth the wait I tell ya.
I know about 3 Elaines who are active bloggers right now and all 3 of them are hot as fuck. I don’t know if its coincidence or a god-given formula that if your name is Elaine and you blog, then you must be hot. If there are any Elaines out there who wish to help me in my uhh… *cough* research, pop me an e-mail or something. 😉
Lainey is a relatively new blogger who burst into the scene quietly just May this year. Laineylashes.com is mostly about her party life, but the focus of it all are undoubtedly her photos ‘cos a lot of photos she took turn out to be quite stunning. If its not photos of herself looking pretty then its photos of herself with OTHER hot mamacitas looking pretty.
Check out her photo series from the Revelation @ Port Dickson rave (got bikini babes) and from the Miss Hypertune 2005 Finals (got chio bus) and you’ll know what I mean. If there’s STILL not enough, then there’s helluva lot more pics on her Multiply.
Gain points for: Being sexy, and not afraid to flaunt it.
Lose points for: Her entries are still rough around the edges.
Excerpt: I can write an excerpt but you won’t read it anyway ‘cos you’d be busy looking at her sexy photos.
Other worthy mentions:
* Annie, of liljooules.blogspot.com
This entry of hers cracked me up.
“yes we know it’s gross of you to be auctioning your USED lip gloss..you don’t have to make it so obvious..”
* Vanessa, of tabulas.com/~vanessa
Too bad she doesn’t update as often. ‘Cos when she does, she’s gold.
“this is the same Mo from Daph’s farewell party last year, where him and the guys got so fucked and they were so cold that they took off all their clothes to be warm. and passed out on the floor in their manties. i shit you not. they thought it made sense. HAHA!”
* Tilia, of tilia.blogdrive.com
If you’re looking for something to laugh and have a huge tolerance for the word ‘fuck’, then I suggest you check out Tilia and leave an Orgasm (Comment) on her page. There’s nothing sexier than a woman with confidence, and Tilia has all that and more. Read her entries and you’ll know what I mean.
“Did you guys read this article?
How fucking desperate do you have to be for porn that you shove pornographic CDs between your ass cheeks just to get it past Singaporean customs?
How fucking huge do your ass cheeks even have to be before you can fit SEVERAL CDs and DVDs between them?
It’s so obviously for his personal use and not for selling coz I mean, which smuggling ring spends money to smuggle 4 porn cds by method of shoving between ass cheeks.
And honestly. Do you really want to get back to your home in Singapore, go MUAHAHA…yank those porn cds out of your ass. And then use your hands to touch your dick. That just seems really unhygienic. And dude. You’re watching something that’s just been in your ass.
This guy. Needs to learn how to use the internet to download FREE PORN that doesnt get you thrown in jail for a year for smuggling porn in to the country. Moron.”
* The usuals, like JoyceTheFairy, Kimberlycun, minishorts, etc… but you guys knew about them already right?
That’s it then, and I hope you guys enjoy this very special edition of kennysia.com. Its BOMBs like these that made me feel so damn proud living in this wonderful country. Happy National Day to my fellow Malaysians. Malaysia Boleh!
kennny… nice entry….. I will go read all of them. lol.
i think u shld also check out http://bigheadbighat.blogspot.com/ she even has her own launchcast thingy and she is now in the finals of Ms.Apacer Personality (something like that)
It is this beautiful bloggers tat opens our eyes towards our Malaysian people. Anyhow, besides their look, it is their contents that capture our hearts 😉 🙂 😛
I like reading Nessa. However, she updates oh-so-rarely. *big sigh.
Mmm…I think I’ll go visit the Black Jettas.
here’s another hot babe and not to mention smart. plus she’s running for tis dj thingy.
kenny you should make a button saying “You got Sia-ed” or something so that they can put it in their blog ma..or u did already??
you got me o.O
lol. nice post. now ur gonna suck my time reading 8 blogs. (the one recommeneded by underwear boy too)
u DA man. Yes Malaysia super boleh! Eh tell me har … how do ppl like you and Miyagi constantly stumble upon super hot bloggers one ah? 🙂
And there shall be more .B.O.M.B. out there which is yet to be hunted … i shall wish you at the top of luck looking at it all !
Louyau.net: Make Love Not War !
Gd looks, gd boobs, gd blogs. WTF lah Kenny, u only explore these chiou bu blogs ma? Ini pun boleh ka ?
hI KeNNy, tengok ini :_ (.)(.) Ini Malaysia punya, ( @ )'( @ ) iNi XiaXue punya …MaNa u sUKa??
where have i been all mt life. o_O
LOLX. audree’s bLog. her blog rocks. can laff until intestines wan come out=p
Check out the Babes at HotPhunk. I don’t know if any of them is Malaysian but it’s well worth it to look for them.
Hey ya, Kenny!
Hmm…this must be the best Merdeka entry so far =P
I think Hot Little Cheerleader (www.tilia.blogdrive.com) also not bad. She’s hilarious and although she swears a lot, she talks about important political and social stuff too.
i’ve been sia-ed !!~~
fatalattraction, OF COURSE! I completely forgotten about Tilia.
this laine is very pretty too. =D
wa lao. u die liao, rambo tan sure going to bring swat team to “bomb” ur house… haha..
Good taste, all much more attractive than Xiaxue (at least you don’t have to take off their makeup with a spade).
Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!
u left out twentyfoursevens.blogspot.com
Yo Kenny im not sure she is Malaysian or not because normally i read her blog i only see her pictures heh, anyway shes hot too and quite popular in Malaysia Blogger Forum i think. Go visit http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=thesaripartygirl
I’ve been sia-ed.
Kenny, I’m not 21, I claimed to be 21 forever.
I fleed from archi school, I hold a Bachelor of Design.
Bert is a real person who denied his own existence.
wahlau kenny… underwear again har. knn!!!!!
Wah Kenny. This is the second time you whore my blog already. THANKYOU!!! I love being whored. Haha. Next time you come to KL you have to give me a call. You deserve a blowjob.
since everyone is recommending blog reads,
she’s my old high school friend but she’s a nutcase.
I read ‘Babes of Malaysian Blogs’
I see Joel Tan
Nice one 🙂
Mann! I got to admit, I’ve been sia-ed as well LOL. Your blog is like a must-visit ritual everytime I’m online 😀
Can do a lengchais bloggers version as well ar? LOL ;P
gosh, malaysian babe bloggers are real classy! if i have to say so myself. the singaporean female bloggers are like so damn pretentious and fake and self-indulgent (and present themselves like thyere some kinda celeb), with xiaxue leading the ugly way. audree is so damn funny, i spent the whole night reading thru her archives. laugh until want to laosai. malaysian blogbabes ara DA BOMB.
Ah!!! I see Joyce’s face!! 😀
Wau, all those wonderful blogs out there.
You know what, you may actually do what you said, lift them up to stardom. And I think they deserve it too ^_^
Good on you Kenny!
u r the best, kenny. ur most excellent blog entry ever. beides, u look hot in those tees! i wish u were gay!
Aah, Kenny, you’ve done it again!
Absolutely brilliant special edition!
Can any1 tell me what the Cantonese word ‘diu’ means?
wah. very interesting topic, mr sia. why not make it a regular feature? lolz. i’m sure it would be much appreciated, and then maybe you can make an awards ceremony at the end of the year or something and decide through votes. who knows, it might get big enough for it to be an excuse to get a bloggers convention together, lolz.
nabeh…put one small picture of me also cannot issit? aih thank you lah!
Venessa is the BOMB, the rest, step aside please. she is cute, not trying hard to be pretty(not one of those japanese girl type)no make up, no expensive fashion, those running shoes, goofy personality, I like that! she is outstanding!
*hAD* to put a picture with me and alco right…
got soooo many AWESOMELY GODDESS-like ones and must put the one with me scrunching up my face like a cartoon.
Idiot Kenny haha.
thank you so much for promoting our own malaysian chick bloggers!
keep up the good work!
Hehe nice post dude, could recommend you some more, or maybe I do my own edition 😀
more nice blogs for me to read..
*addicted to blogs…somehow or rather.heh.*
“ehhhh wat the fuck! thats me!” – the exact words i blurted out when i saw that pic of me. haha! wasnt lookin for lotsa readers, but thanks kenny! that was sweet. i just had an ego boost. =D
chio bu….I LIKE!!!!
MH, ‘diu’ in Cantonese means ‘fuck’.
kimberlycun, I wanted to but your nabeh bandwidth overloaded liao.
ShaolinTiger, that can only benefit the… *cough* blogosphere. Yeah.
JoyceTheFairy, cute mahhh.
KNN!! i hate it when the west Malaysians cannot even differentiate Sarawak n Sabah.. our states so damn big also.. 78 ..its not like its uninhabited.. damn them all to hell !!! =P
HAHAHHAHA fuck that pic of Nessa nearly killed me
i really dig vanessa…
MH, Diu means fuck but u gotta stress on the U when u r pissed or I when you’re not impressed.
any malaysian bloggers currently based in beijing? i know it’s a long shot but am curious as i hardly know any malaysians over here.
wow man, that Luna is sooo cute! 🙂
I like your post Kenny but I think you are not really being fair. A lot of photos in a blog does not necessarily makes it a good blog. Just eye candy.
Hey people it is amazing to be here at this blog u guys have been writing real interesting stuff. I would like to share this other story of this amazing malaysian girl …but not all malaysian she is multiracial …. i just got to see loads of these women they are really beautiful. guys check out this link for yourself … u would surel believe it.
Look at wennie’s pendant, is she an antiChrist?
am i late? haha i just arrived in US then my fren told me audree was featured in kennysia. 😀 thanks a lot kenny, for saying i look like an anime character. 😛
thanks for the hot pics ! iâ€™m really awake nowâ€¦even tho I still have 4 hours in my nite shift
hey kenny…just to let you know…lainey has been blogging for more than a year la…actually shes been blogging for more than 2….just to let you know!!
Audrey reminds me of HongKong actress Gigi Leung, minors the height 😛
Kenny! how come im not in the list!!!!!!! *pout pout*
A Crayon’s Life is a blog that is pretty hilarious at times, and although the blogger may not be as hot as those listed, she’s half-decent 😉
Lot’s of witty remarks, sarcasm, and jokes for Malaysian – Thanks for the guide!
here’s another one worth reading. if not u can jus drool over her pics. http://weitieng.multiply.com but the downside is this hotmama here decides to limit her entry viewing only to multiply network only. so u’ll hav to join multiply in order to read her new entries. it’s worth joining jus to read im telling u.
check this blog out.
oh my… those two girls beside lainey were from my school. 2 years my senior. the one most to the left is REALLY HOT in real life. 😉 much better than in the pic!
I must be hanging out in the wrong places. Any of you cuties want to see my spiderman suit, let me know, I would consider it an honour.
i am back already after reading your blog since the beginning ! !
foo yoh ! that took a really long time to do man !