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Sunday, 27 June 2010

World Cup Tweets

Once every four years, the World Cup comes about.

As my eyes find their way to the TV, the stupidest one-liners find their way into my head as well.

For those who don’t follow me on Twitter, here is a compilation of some of my (not-so) proud moments during the World Cup.

    On the loud and annoying vuvuzelas:

    What's that trumpet thing they blow at World Cup matches? Samyvellu?

     

    On Greece’s 0-2 loss to South Korea:

    Greece's football team is going down as fast as their economy.

     

    On England’s disastrous performance against underdog Algeria:

    I think the Algerians green uniform is designed to blend into the football field. That's why England cannot see them.

     

    On the card-happy referee of the Germany-Serbia match:

    This referee at the Germany vs Serbia match produces more cards than a casino.

       

      On Argentinean coach Maradona:

      potato

      Everytime I see Diego Maradona, I feel like eating Mister Potato.

       

      On Spain’s unexpected downfall against Switzerland:

        That'll teach women that good looks does not necessarily equal good football skills. GHANA to win World Cup!

         

        On the guy in white:

          There's a guy on the New Zealand team that looks like Will Ferrell.

          On a unique name of a player from Honduras:

            There's a player in Honduras called "WELCOME". I wonder if there's also a player called "THANK YOU COME AGAIN".

             

            On the interesting name of a Portugese player.

            There's a Portugese player called "DUDA". Everybody sing a song. Duda. Duda.

            On North Korea’s (World #105) single goal against Brazil (World #1):

              Heard Kim Jong Il got stiff punishment for North Korea if they didn't score vs Brazil. Like subjecting them to 1 month of Justin Bieber.

              On Harry Kewell of Australia (the team I support) getting sent off against Ghana:

              Angry with the results of tonight's match. Ghana-sai.

               

              On Australia’s World Cup exit:

              Australians were so upset about their exit from World Cup that they got themselves a new Prime Minister.

               

              On the Official 2010 FIFA World Cup theme song by Shakira:

              "Waka Waka Eh Eh".

              In Hokkien that means "my leg my leg, short short."

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              hello world!

              this blog aint dead!

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              I like your tweets. :)

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              haha yeah tweet more of your funny stuff and make us laugh for the day!

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              HAHHHA it's funny when you group them all up together like that!

              SPAIN for World Cup! :D

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              Gawd, I listen to that waka song alot. Now my head can't get rid of "my leg my leg, short short"!!! Argh...~~~~

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              my leg my leg, short short.

              lol. this made me laugh like nobody business. XDDD

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              I died. Hahahaha

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              Can't help but laugh on the photo with Mr. Potato's face plastered! wahhahahaha

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              haha, i alrdy read them on your twitter before this and they were really funny!! i especially like the one on spain and good looks.

              keep 'em coming yo!

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              Your article is lively and lightening. Well done and keep it up. You are welcome to my World Cup 2010 coverage at my blog.

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              LOLOLOL

              My leg, my leg. Short short. I guess that refers to us Asians?

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              There's another player in Manchester call 'Butt', even worst! XD

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicky_Butt

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              LOL.
              that guy look like will farrell to me he looks like susan boyle >.>

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              @ Cowardly Anonymous Chicken, haha, I thought u are always the first one to comment? :D :D I never got interest in football, but seriously, i love kenny's post! :)

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              lololol!!! Dis is really funny.. XD

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              I like Ghana-sai and Australian PM change lol.

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              Waka waka eh eh is just too hilarious!!

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              just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this..

              i mean seriously... samyvellu, justin bieber, duda, waka waka eh eh? i'm hokkien and i tried saying it over and over again and i barely got a smile. all pretty lame attempts at trying too hard to be funny.

              haven't been to this blog in the past year, thought i'd come back for a look but ugh. Why cant you blog like you did 3+ years ago?? less lame stuff more quality posts please kthxbai

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              a little touch of humour wouldn't kill eh.
              Why so serious? lol

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              u 4gt bout the yellow card given2duda on portugal vs brazil match. he was laughin whn d referee gv him a yellow card..

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              Dear Kenny,
              You still have not lost your touch. Obviously, the lack of blogging from your side isnt anything near to a creativity blockage or something. Keep beiong awesome.

              Chyi

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              Good one Kenny~!
              Ha~!

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              omg kenny you never fail to crack me up. i ish dieded.

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              NICE ONE KENNY! :D

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              Kenny - your tweets during the WC is something I look forward to daily! Love your comments... keep them coming. I was sooo disappointed with the way ENG played against GER... no teamwork at all!

              @thepopcritic (Twitter)

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              ahhaa..you've done it again Kenny!..hilarious!..good one on world cup!..Argentina is at the top!keep it coming kenny!

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              kinda busy huh....anyway, greece's economy went down?...i think there is significance

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              Haha, a good start to a Monday. Thanks for the funny post Kenny!

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              So you saying Ghana-ians/ Africans are basically ugly? and the Spanish good looking?
              That's racist Kenny. Please don't angmoh worship. disgusting.

              Otherwise, some of your tweets are funny.
              There're brilliant ones on CNN. You guys should check it out.

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              Looks like u were there snapping the pictures!

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              some are repeated jokes man, come one... ghanasai again? please lar...

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              This is hilarious!! You made my day. "Waka Waka Eh Eh..." LMAO!

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              Tentang perkara pelik dalam dunia. See ya~~

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              lol... love the last line.. lol..

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              If bad writing could hurt, i'd be dead by now. Gross. Disgusting.

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              LOL we spotted a goalkeeper with a name called 'NEVER' ;p

              Luckily Welcome is not a goalkeeper haha

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              O lulz, that's definitely "Neuer". German goalie. I blame the camera angle XD

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              first time commenting - Hello :)

              I like the way you blog about World cup from such a perspective :D

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              Hahahahahah @ "Everybody sing a song. Duda. Duda"

              That was hilarious!

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              My brother and I were really singing this song when we saw the name too! Lolz!

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              Nicely said.....brilliant point on WC 2010....Bravo!

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              how old is this guy???

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              OMG! You are a genius at tweets! Super hilarious! totally made my day XD

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              haha..

              actually women don't care if goodlooking footballers are not good at football, we just need the eye candy! Now that the cute football teams are gone and C Ronaldo is a father, what's left??

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              Ghana-sai. Hahaha. Nice one.

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              this is so lame.. you used to be funny, kenny.

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              seriously. We NEED to vote for justin bieber HERE otherwise they will take down his videos from youtube, because the haters will have more votes...:(((((

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