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Thursday, 04 June 2009

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Worst Name For A Condom Ever

I know, I know.

I have been absent for a while. It was the Gawai long weekend in Sarawak and I can’t help but to jump at the opportunity to skip town.

I was in Indonesia and had the most fantastic 6 days doing absolutely nothing. Work was the last thing on my mind. Besides, there was no internet connection where I stayed, so I couldn’t update even if I wanted to.

But one thing they sure have is the most RIDICULOUSLY named condoms I have ever come across.




Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you... VIRGIN CONDOMS.

Virgin Condoms - not suitable for virgins.

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haha

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I guess it reminds the user once you used it, you're no longer a virgin.

Anyways, what a name!!! flol

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Or once you use it, condom is no more virgin...and the girl too.

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what-the-hell-are-they-thinking?

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What a time -.-
Condom for virgin?

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Very funny, by the way what were u planning to do with the condom in the first place while u were there?

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interesting question...

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I too wonder why Kenny spotted the name, was he shopping for condoms?

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yeaa, was Kenny there to shop for condom in the first place? HAHAHA gotcha

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Wow! looks like you have quite a holiday... Is the condom part of it?

Btw, is "manjakani" the penjodoh bilangan for condom?

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LOL! Manjakani is a herb, at par with tongkat ali & kacip fatimah.

Did you try it Kenny?

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This is so freakinf FUNNY[LMAO] VIRGIN condom,the moment condom is being use,there's no such thing as virgin exits.. what a fugly name for condoms ahaah.

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haha... kenny.. are u buying it?!! hehe saw some money in your palms... kekekeke.. virgin.

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I think i saw the same brand of condom at Bdr Tasik Selatan convenient shop. Interesting

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Haha...true...Is it a new brand? I saw this brand recently...

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worst name but i think they are promoting condom for virgins and manjakani herbs at the same time! lol

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the packing is 'unopened' therefore called Virgin..*lolx

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It is 90% for virgin
10% for accidentally pregnant ladies ;p

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hahaha!!! virgin for the non-virgin. so ironic. :P

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It's Richard Branson's condom. You know...Virgin Music, Virgin Airlines, Virgin cellphones.

http://alienlovespredator.com/2006/11/14/the-virgin/

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not to mention MANJAKANI roughly translate to

er.. Manja Crab?

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pfft...lame names...stick to durex and you'll be fine..97% of the time

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siapa punya,siapa pakai

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haha...this is how they attract people's attention... else no one will notice this brand :D

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Haha.. We found an academic research paper with the name C*BAI!!

Check it out..

http://nibbleofthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/06/microsoft-cibai-unfortunate-naming.html#comments

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Condoms only for virgins...?? lolz..
certainly not you... hahaha... so try other brand...

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lol.. well.. it attracted your attention... = marketing techniques.. :P

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liar. where got do absolutely nothing!

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condoms for virgins....
nice name...

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but through this name, make you write it on ur blog...the company should say thank you...

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NO condoms, No life!

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u just purchase a new PC from compuway kuching!!! faster ask me how i know.. HAHA

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I will still go for Durex.

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LOL.

I had the same thought when I saw it up in Genting two weeks ago.

Except that I didn't blog it. ^^

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wth kenny! Did u actually buy the condom?

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now there... what the F*ck are u doing in the condom section??
make us wonder... hmmm

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It's virgin, until you put it on.

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Hey Kenny, I think I actually did come across this same brand here in KL! In one of the minimarts... Can't recall where though..

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hey . virgin condoms . what an unusual . perhaps the company's aim was to create a condom that people will remember . hence , virgin condoms was borne

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it's d condom which's virgin ma... so u'll need to help tat condom to break its virginess @_@

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Richard Branson, perhaps?

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Don't tell me you didn't used one, kenny???


~JohnnyWzM~

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funny name.
u using it?
haha

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condom for virgin,its so confusing

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Hmmm, the indons are freaking naive human beings, i guess. Why, their preception of using condoms to stay a virgin, hee hee :()

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HELLO GUYS, JUST LET U KNOW,
THIS IS MADE IN JOHOR BARU, MALAYSIA.
CHINESE FACTORY OWNER. DISTRIBUTOR HIS OWN BRAND TO CHINA, INDO, ETC.

=)

I am quite amused when so many comments are laughing at indo, when its produced in malaysia.

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Ha ha, malaysian boleh!

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wearing spartan outfit in 1 u, that really takes up loads of courage, i wouldn't even wear a turban on my head while shopping...

maybe the condom is meant for virgins only??? and it is ribbed too, i think that would be a bit too vigorous for 1st timers

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No to mention that you've helped 'em to advertise their brand.

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OMG. That's hilarious!

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They name it virgin coz when you use it... it's like doing it to a virgin ler.. the 'manjakani' herb makes the pussy as tight as a virgin... hence the name... itu pun tak tau ke?

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Juz curious why did U happen to "come across" the condom?

Dun need hide la.. Got need to use so *ahem* ritz.

Who's the lucky girl? *opps

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Aiyahhh, let me tell you la. This condom has the traditional herb call manjakani. Manjakani has astrigent quality that actually constricts the viginal wall and upon repeated use it actually tightens the virgina. So the name virgin is most apt as the women will feel like a Virgin after using this Virgin Condom. This is a patented and new product in the market. Try it out la.

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Maybe a virgin condom is one that hasn't been used already... which is what you want from a condom, really!
;)

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issit safe??

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haha virgin condom.. nice ;)

kenwooi.com

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Nice find. :)

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wtf?i just used manjakani as part of my science experiment recently ~_~

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Condom made in indonesia, reliable or not?

lol.

Hey kenny, i saw you at wisma sebakes yesterday. Damn, u should have bought pc/notebook with me, i would give you 30% discount for it, sad man.. but u didn't.

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Kenny u used it rite? How was it?? HAHAHA!!! =P

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they should put

PECAH VIRGIN! hahahahha!

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Since when Richard Branson has product diversification into condoms? and its sold in Indon??? hmm... interesting...

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If it's Richard's brand I'm sure the packaging is colour is red, red until sure hangat one...

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haha. u know wot? before reading the other comments I was gona say that its probably called Virgin cos its so tight or something u feel like u doin a virgin.But thanks to master and seah it confirms my guess. well kinda.

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So how many underage did you screw using Virgin? You are not a pedophile, are you?

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hey guy...visit here!! maybe can join us!! http://tziaaa.com/

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very interesting!! dun miss! fire is there.trust me!!

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guaranteed to still be a virgin! even after you have sex! woot woot.
everyone loves the labels. HAHAHAHA.

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Casey, u r a f*cking stupid malingsial. manjakani is herb claimed to tighten vagina. using it will make vagina feels like virgin's.
why dont u get a pack for ur mom?

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Any good reason for you to be so furious???

Sounds like you are pouring out your anger to each & every person commented over here. And, I become the spot where you have just landed your atomic bomb...

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firstly, we are not naive indon. if u have a brain then u would have said Indonesians instead of indon.
secondly, malingsial like u are more naive than indonesians.
if u like to make fun of indonesia, why come here? stupido...
btw, do u even know "maling" means thief? well, now u know.

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Oh.. My.... GOd... thats Ridiculus.. Virgin as name for condoms..
lol
I wish to try it right now...
Very funny one and thanks

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VIRGIN condoms what a name I like it makes you think of doing a virgin & using their condom...then I start to think about it. I can think of a bunch of other names that could be used what happens when the initial use of this product as a first-timer(no pun intended) of this brand wears off...the question is do you really get repeat business with a name like that?

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let's sex virgins!

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Oh! I saw that brand of condoms while out shopping with my bro. Lol. I said the exact same thing to him.

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maybe the name of condom can remember user to first time have sex like remember the first night with my lovely wife or etc ^_^

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Virgin or Not? Safe Sex is Important!

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I could not understand the meaning of the condom. Is it means or stands for conveying you are not a virgin after the first use?...if it is so..it is crazy..

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Whahahaha, in my country we have virgin oil, but this one make me laugh all over my bed, nyahahahaha. This is funny ,lol

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Hahahaha! Ironic, much? I hope you bought a few just for posterity :)

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Simple! dont use condom! LOL

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Now this is hilarious!-) I guess they named it that because they knew it would cause great word-of-mouth marketing!

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That is very funny. Who would think of that. If you have a condom you are not a virgin. LOL

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OMG, why people choose this type of names, for this types of products? It's suppose to have no virgin the sex "Act".

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lol, you can't blame them for trying to have a catchy name... and i think it's effective bacause if it isn't then you wouldn't have blogged about it :)

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hi kenny, i saw u in bali. haha! having dinner at one of the food court on 28/5... :p with a group of girls. i recognised 2 of them R & C ;p

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What the heck? That's the most perfect name for a condom. The shopkeeper will say "Have you tried a virgin? If no, then I have a virgin for ya!" Hahaha!

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why not suitable? virgin means for virgin la dude. lol

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ha ha ha! if it's not suitable for virgins, i would suggest that you just buy the product ( condom ), leave it unopen so it will suits you. you bought the product, yet you're still a virgin! use it when you are not a virgin anymore. duh!

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lol.. I think If a guy give it to his girl, she would be really embarrassed..
Ror being a virgin or not.. Either way.. So funny..

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NO condoms, No life!
Ribbed is group?

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Haha.. What were they thinking when they named the condom "VIRGIN CONDOMS"..lol...

One thing though, as an advertising gimick.. think about it , you will never forget this name..lol.

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Nice! I like sex without condoms!

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What a name. I guess its for men who are virgins. After they use it they r no more virgins

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worse still, the first time i saw them, they came w vibrating cock rings if u buy two packs!

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What were they thinking??? Someone got paid for that name !!

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Virgin Condoms Great name. It reminds the user of this condom, that this is the last minute he remains Virgin.

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Are you kidding! I guess it does the job...both as protection and for attracting & keeping its name memorable. I dont know many people who are so focused on the condom brand name that it will make a huge difference at that very important moment, but it makes for an interesting laugh in the aftermath!

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Hahaha...this has got to be the most stupid name for a condom ever! Thanks for sharing.

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Very interesting name. Maybe are for virgin people.

The ads will sound like this: You are virgin? You don't need a women. Use virgin condoms.

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Wow! I just couldn't believe that name for a condom. Well, seemed to be aimed at condemning a virgin. Ha Ha Ha.

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Indonesian women (and most Asian women) are more tight down there, so it's like you use it with a virgin!
Very stupid name for a condom...

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Wow, From now on, I will buy virgin condom. :)

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Maybe these condoms are for virgins to learn how to correctly use condoms. lol

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It really is the worst name for s condom XDD

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Hilarious

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haha. virgin condoms?

what about the non-virgins? how?

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lol. nice !

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wow, what a name for a condom :))

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This is nice way of expressing about condom.

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Very funny

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hahah, I guess it's restricted to virgins!

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your post is awesome....^_^....

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I bought from a 12 pcs pack from a pharmacy next 7- 11 in Damansara Utama last week out of curiousity cos they were giving away a free vibrating ring with it. My gf just just kept on screaming with pleasure. I don know if the condoms are so good or becoz of the vibrating ring?

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nice to see, nice to hold, once used, considered not virgin. weird name .... ???

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haha...is that the condom is virgin? once it used no more virgin...what a suck name...should try it...haha

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