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Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Short Talk:

I was surprised when I touched down at Kuching Airport last Sunday to a bunch of nurses stationing outside my arrival gates.

Thanks for welcoming me, ladies. No thanks for shining your torchlight into my eyes.

Weirdness In Subang Jaya

What the heck is this... “Manhood Therapy”?!

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Why would anyone’s manhood require therapy!?

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HHMMMmmmmm did you try it?

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U should try it Kenny

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Ask No.44444 he'll know the best manhood therapy and the reason for it :p

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It's good that Malaysia is finally catching on. I've been doing mah own "manhood therapy" since I was 10, and I must say, 8 inches is totally worth it. :D

Jelqing all the fucking way baby !! MALAYSIA BOLEH !!

http://www.geocities.com/mandiwap/therapy.html

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ok... this is pretty obvious:D

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perhaps there is a massage point on your leg that makes you last longer in the 'process'? LOL

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hehehe. U always go for marathon I dont think you gonna need that.

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why don't u try it and let us know. hahaha

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you should try and blog about it for the benefit of all manhood-seeking man out there.

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I think most of these "manhood" massages only translate to a wank job

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lolx.. prolly you should try it and let us know.. :D

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You should tried it and then can blog it at here...
Hahaha~

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Wait, isn't this near Subang Square? LOL!

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Kenny, is this and advertorial?
Cos its address was showed in the picture~

Hope you got the sponsor then haha!

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Might as well they put there:

Blue Pill therapy.

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hahaha... i agree, u should give urself a try & review it in this blog

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http://www.geocities.com/mandiwap/therapy.html

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Just in case you guys don't know, "Manhood" is actually the gap area between your index and middle finger.

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"Manhood massage"? How does that work lol that should be more straight-forward with it lol xD

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manhood therapy is aka 'urut batin'. in other word, they will massage ur penis and balls which stimulates man, unless u r an eunuch like zom... (they shud have called it masturbation massage instead)...

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truth be told, it's actually widely known as urut batin, and it is supposed to enhance your sexual performance if you do go for it.

but of course, the process of urut batin involves the masseur to actually touch and handle your genitals.

just for the record, i've not tried it either. lol

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Wow, so bold to advertise wank job in the banner lol.

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Kenny,

Are you stating that kennysia.com needs a "Manhood Therapy"? Since the kennysia.com watermark on the picture is pointed towards it!

*no offense* =D

kenwooi.com

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lol . gearbox massage

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yah i think it's some dodgy wank job lah

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You can do "manhood theraphy" yourself lorrrr in the comfort of your own bathroom. No need to pay people to do it for you *wink2*

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@Miss Sweetylemon, do manhood theraphy ourself and let others ppl (i bet should be female) do for us.. 200% different feeling leh.. haha.

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haha thats assuming its a girl la, imagine if they send a guy to massage you LOOOOOOOOL

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Hi Kenny,
Go try and let us know. lol

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Bah, I can massage my own manhood for free at home lah, why pay good money for it?

But seriously Kenny, you should try it and then blog about it. Just make sure your post has a happy ending...

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oooo.... wow.... i wonder what kinda manhood therapy will they be offering??? massaging??? essential oil??? oooo....shit, gotta stop this imagination... anyway, glad that you pass the airport health inspection...

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Although this is about the blog post before this....

I WOULD SO TOTALLY MARRY YOU KENNY :D

(ignoring the fact that im 16 haha)

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for a second there i thought the guy in the poster was you.

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agree!

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Aih. Easy lar. Massage with happy ending one.

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aiyo surely it's those type of BJ services wad

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can realease tension~

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Apparently they massage your balls. Something like that...

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***reading mode*** am enjoying reading all the comments...very funny

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manhood massage for those Defunc fellas. Some guys even masturbate also cannot erect. So the center will help you make it hard as a rod.

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Hey kenny...

Im a kuchingite living in KL and have recently read ur entire blog top to bottom (having heard of it ages ago though)..

To be honest without being too gay - have u ever thought of running for mayor or to use a popular political cliche "serve your constituents" (as u would agree, this term is bandied around at all ceramahs by all those old ahpeks who i believe do not understand the meaning at all)

I reckon every true-blood kuching male is made up of the same stuff (boric acid kolomee noodles) and honestly i think u love kuching enough to run it very well..maybe start small with ur area (padawan??), do the niggly small stuff like unclog clogged drains,fix electrical wires etc and also the important stuff like grow the community in terms of providing education for the kids, cleaning up the snatch-theft issues, etc etc...

U're probably thinking knn this fella talk so much why doesnt he fly back himself and take over right? well my life/family/friends are all in KL right now, and although im always happy to be back, its definitely not the right time for me as well...

Instead what i can offer is my unconditional support (to however extent financially - maybe we can source some non-conflicted supporters) and some very-very trustworthy and capable people to assist...

Anyhow its an idea - basically i think u'd make a good person to take care of kuching (i wouldnt use the word politician here - it kinda conflicts)...u're probably thinking u wd still want to party saturdays and fly ard etc and wouldnt have the time etc, and u're prolly right, like i said it's just an idea u cd think of

U'd make a great minister of tourism too =)

Anyhow, regards and restecp =)

G

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restecpe (ali G)... haha...

if kenny running for politics... he would be affiliated...

affiliation bad for a blogger... unless he's blogging for politics...

kenny's a business guy, if not mistaken.

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I see a pharmacist here talking. haha

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where is this place???

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maybe that's what they call a hand job. hehe.

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I was shocked too when I touched down Kuching on Saturday evening :D

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i heard it's called "Tiu Geng" in hokkien...literally translating "pluck nerve"

supposed to enhance sexual health.

but tiu geng sounds painful.


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LOL, the comment is getting funnier and funnier...

From a 16 years old wanted to marry Kenny to someone recommend Kenny to become a political person (^^)

Hmm, i think Kenny next post is going to be...


"Who want to Marry Me???" and there goes some funny list and then some funny comment, keep it up there Bro, maybe you should try the therapy yourself...

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ohhhhhh this place is in ss15 rite? OMG just opposite my housing area!!! Must go look at the poster for myself!!! =)

its a thai massage parlour rite? anyone who likes siamese chicks can try it!

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At least we had an idea of what 'manhood massage' is actually like.

I wasn't really sure, but some months back I stumble upon 'womanhood massage' too. Wonder how is that like...

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The funny part is.. the guy in the picture looks like Kenny!!!! :D

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Hi uncle kenny,

hehe, i need a manhood therapy from a woman, but not from an uncle lah.

hehe

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u should try it out and then blog about it so that we could know the exact answer. haha!

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Wow, Kennysia.com is now super fast loading. Nice upgrade Kenny. :)

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Cool , I can see Exabytes =D btw , i cant log in =X what happened ?

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haha...u noe, when i saw that while i was living in subang couple years ago and the first thing i thought of was wad you would say if u see that.

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manhood therapy? sounds more like sex to me.

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it's a subtle way of saying 'brothel, come and get your root'

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???????
Generation Y these days a step back? Lolz..

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???? =shao jian duo guai

Didnt knw mandarin wasnt supported..sryz.

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Hey Kenny, i think u know what it meant for rite? XD

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Hahahahaha i live near here ! :P

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where this place?

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Usj ?

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Hmm...Let me try to passby and check it out.

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I have done it b4 n it really make me feel like robin hoooood!!!

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