I got back from Phuket today surprised to find this sitting on my desk.
Whoa, a Valentine's Day present! Who could it possibly be from? It cannot be from girls because I haven't been going out. It can't be from Soni either because... well, who am I kidding? Soni is not real.
I opened the box to reveal the mystery.
Turns out it's a present from the Sarawak Children's Cancer Society - the same charity outfit we helped raise funds for by going bald.
Of all things that they could possibly give, they gave me...
... a bottle of shampoo.
Yalah yalah laugh lah. Hahaha.
Very funny, guys.