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Monday, 01 December 2008

Short Talk:

ESPN Star shortlisted their Champion of Champions of 2008, the sportsperson who's made the biggest impact in 2008. In amongst the heavyweights like Tiger Woods, Lewis Hamilton and Michael Phelps stands the sole young female athlete - Nicol David.

Not bad for a Malaysian, eh?

Photoshop Challenge

WAH LAO. Did you see what Xiaxue did to my picture or not?

She took this ugly photo of mine (from back in June I think), did some Photoshopping work THEN transformed it into this.

Who. The. Heow. Is. THAT!?

Got some people even say I look like Korean actor, after Photoshop.

It is an example of "a compliment that's not a compliment." It is the equivalent of Vanessa Hudgens saying she'll marry me, if my bank balance has six more zeroes behind it and hell freezes over. Looks like these can only exist on computer graphics.

What's more, while everyone else had one of their pics Photoshopped, I was treated to TWO!

From this.



To this!

Bugger, pick randomly also cannot pick until two right. Must mean I'm really ugly lah.

Don't you think it looks like some dodgy before and after pic they use to sell you some bogus overpriced weight loss pills?

When I got your ass served on a plate like that, I gotta respond. But of course, Xiaxue is not the only one who knows how to Photoshop. I also know how to use Photoshop to enhance HER photos!

I ain't gonna manipulate Wendy's photos because frankly she does a better job at it herself. Instead, I'm gonna victimize the one thing she loves most.

Her hamster!

Before.


After.

I made her smile!

What's that you say? It's not that difficult to Photoshop 'cos it's just a hamster?

Fine, let' try something more difficult shall we! Take Singapore's biggest celebrity poster boy as an example.

No, not Phua Chu Kang!

The OTHER poster boy.

Can you guess who this is?





Correct.

It is Mas Selamat!

Work done: slimming, skin-lightening, beard-trimming, eye white-brightening, undereye puff elimination, forehead reduction, added dimples for him and I made him smile.

Doesn't look like that much of a wanted terrorist now does he! He can escape to Hollywood and become like Orlando Bloom.

Xiaxue's boldest move, however, was when she photoshopped Barack Obama from this.



To THIS.

Now, that's asking for trouble. The guy is the future President of the United States and is well-loved by a lot of people. Although Xiaxue has Photoshopped to make him look younger, better and more similar to Darlie toothpaste, I reckon she's gonna upset a lot of sensitive Americans out there.

I mean, imagine if some American were to take the photo of the founding father of modern Singapore, Lee Kwan Yew.


And then PHOTOSHOP him to make him look 30 years younger.




Surely that's gonna upset a lot of people right!

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Woo..

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tat's fun..!!!

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Not ugly, not handsome, you're just cute LOL

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wow, I think thats a great encouragement to get slimmed down dude...
probably xia xue has an idea on what kenny will look like if he goes under the knife..

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Wah! The magic of photoshop huh.

Haha.

the smiling hamster = cute =)

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HAHAHA kenny, I like Mr Lee before and after 30years =D

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haha...I think she should give u the james bond arm...that would be even cooler....haha

I like what u did to LKY and turn him into his son...cheers!!!

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Make that edited kennysia as your target ba ;p

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U have lost your mind......

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Smiling hamster is ssssoo cutee..

btw, at a glance, u look like ethan ruan in 2nd photoshopped pic..

note the sentence : AT A GLANCE !
*peace*

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LMAO! Honestly, great touch with MM Lee.

You're looking better now lah, lol. The unfortunate thing is, xiaxue's post made us want to either:

1) Slim down and look exactly like the photoshopped version,

2) brush up on our Photoshop skills.


Oh anyway, have fun preparing for your next marathon! :)

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Wow... Xiaxue photshop skill really amazed me. Your post just made me feel like to do photoshoping. Haha... Face enhancement!!

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C'mon, just get over it and move on to gym.

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tsk tsk.. hinting u shud reallyyyyyy lose the extra fat.. lolxx

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WITCHCRAFT!!!!

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hhahahah... If you're a Singaporean, you might've been jailed for that... don't pray pray...

nx time you cross the causeway, be careful...

you know, the guys with machine guys might've been reading kennysia.

My lovely blog
http://hikayatmamakbendahara.blogspot.com/

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hahahaha i guessed now everyone is on photo frenzy eh?

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that was amazing
i also suggest that u should lose your extra fat
haha

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I lol'ed

I think smiling hamster is terrifying....

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hehs maybe she photoshopped ur pic 2x bcos she wants loves looking at you? =D hehs... u shud do some photoshop tutorials!

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your rebuttal towards her entry is very bad and there is plenty of redundancy in this entry. purely chalking on her traffic again

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the smiling hamster is ridiculous.

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This is funny..and OMG the smiling hamster is really cute..

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LOL! nice one on MM Lee!

i was still thinking how you were gonna transform him back 30 years LOL

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Haha! I first saw those pictures on xiaxue's blog and I'm like, whao Kenny's such a hunk! XD

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extreme makeover?

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thank god for photoshop eh..

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THe last picture is Lee Kuan Yew's son... :p
You look so good after modification :p

Can you do one for me? I meant my picture ... hahaha

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wow! just shows that you're actually quite good looking!!

just need to slim down and re-define that face and body!

With all your marathon running... no problem!

DO IT MAN!!

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You made "Mas Selamat" look weirder!!! D:

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Hilarious,Kenny!!=)

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They looked so real, I thought the Lee Hsien Loong picture was the real one!

www.laksalife.blogspot.com

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You made "Mas Selamat" look weirder!!! D:
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lulz at the smiling hamster. y not make it grin? LOL!!!

as always, your finishing touch is superb~!

all the best in the next marathon kenny, but the most, gl and hf~!

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lulz at the smiling hamster. y not make it grin? LOL!!!

as always, your finishing touch is superb~!

all the best in the next marathon kenny, but the most, gl and hf~!

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hey, the new lee kuan yew face u copied it from where?
i think u directly paste the face instead of photoshop it lor...

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cheeserland did this before ~ 'idollize yourself'
in a creative and fun way.

xiaxue is making enemies...

got to give her props for having the guts to tell the world who she dislike (v obvious la, she hates some of them, example steven lim)...

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honestly, she really did a good job on you!!

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talented photoshoppers.
damn i need to learn how to do that!
and to mr lee : LOL!

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wow..nice work with photoshop editing works...

You all are so talented... phew~

Mr lee 30 years old younger ---> IMAO LOL

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even obama was not spared..and xiaxue has removed his mole too! but nothing can beat your photo kenny..hehe..

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LOL~!!! that is what u look EXACTLY after u slim down~!!!! hahaha, ur title should change to "the power of photoshop", lol.

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oo, btw, xiaxue remove your "rabbit teeth"~!!

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o, sorry, should be tiger teeth, rabbit is infront 1. ahah, my bad

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lee kuan yew one made me lol.

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ur right kenny. :) she has nothing better to do.

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wow you look really good when you're photoshopped slimmer!!!


really good ;)

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in the second photoshop picture, while you shrink in size, the
dude's feet behind you grew larger! xiaxue should have watched out for this. attention to detail people!

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LOL make him 30 years younger.

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Encourages more modifications... more surgeries. lol.
cant trust pictures nowadays. hahaha

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that's his son la. haha. nice try!

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def u end e post w a big bang!

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kenny, wud those photoshop gym pics be ur ultimate goal?

AHAHAHAHAHAH
^__^

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you're not ugly la..
the original versions are nice and real ma
edited look too fake.. : P

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actually you are good-looking. The prove is xiaxue don't change your face a lot (compare to the others except Obama). Basically she just trim your fat and fix your teeth. But I don't think your vampire teeth is ugly, I think they're cute and make you look stand out :D

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Ha Ha. She is really good, eh. Ha Ha.

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hahahah. so damn funny. :D

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i wish i know how to edit and photoshop pics!
damn xiaxue is good!

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Uh mai cow..my cats wont have heart to eat the smiling harmster. LOL.

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omg that was funny!!

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Damn, your photoshop skills are good.... Although XiaXue's better...
How I wish someday I can reach that level....

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good one!
that old man just zhng-ed his heart btw!

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LOL ! I love this post :D hilarious and lighthearted and you know how to put everything in a funny but not mean way!

love the smiling hamster

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LOL AT MM LEE AND HIS SON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Eh dude, you are damn hamsem at minus 15 kg!

I may consider adding you to my roll of idols

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Lol.. Kenny, probably if u loose some weight, straightened ur teeth and wore brown coloured contact lenses u'd prove xiaxue's photoshop job wrong haha

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Transform me to be a pretty one Photoshop!!!

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Wah... you look kinda hot after photoshopped. Mmm...

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kennysia wouldn't be the original kennysia if kennysia really look like after Xiaxue's photoshop
LOL

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Hell Kenny won't blogging here if he got that look + body. He's gonna party every morning and night, forgetting his blog.

Yet, very creative way for Xiaxue to sarcastically announce her disliked people.

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This post makes me laugh really hard. The ending is just funny.

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hahahah good one kenny!
i like the last one.. mr.lee bwahahahah U should have photoshop both of them.. hehe and be prepared to be bombarded by the s'poreans..

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LOLx!!!

The last one was very funny!!!

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SHITZZZ THE LAST ONE'S HILARIOUSSSSS

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u shud motivte urself to be like da photoshop liao de kenny! den more n MORE babes will come after u! lol...
da hamster is sooo freakin cute! reminds me of the movie alvin&the chipmunks! XD

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kenny! what r u doing?! haha! e last photo reallie made moi laughed.

btw, e hamster is a gd 1. so kawaii! (=

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Wish I could photoshop like that!

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hahaa, but xiaxue made you look good.
and!
nicee move on LKY. (:

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I'm Singaporean, and that's just disrespectful. I happen to have a lot of respect for both my prime ministers. Please do not let your passive aggressiveness of being photo shopped blind your judgment of what's humor and what's crossing the line.

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You got lousy photoshop skills compare to Xiaxue. I think the LKY pic before and after do not have any similarity anymore. Totally different person.
Mas Selamat do not look alot better oso. Just another ugly malay looking guy.

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wow..kenny u so clever....

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The Obama thing has actually been done before to a more extreme version to remind voters not to vote based on race.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/nov/04/advertising-uselections2008

Seriously, the funniest bit was the LKY photoshop. Classic!!!

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Hahah, the LKY one was epic.

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lame half arsed rebuttal. yawn

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actually your face still look the same lor, it's just telling you to lose weight :X not like the others, where she photoshop their noses smaller, their eyes bigger etc etc..

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LOL! The last LKY's "transformation" really brightened up my day!

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LOL! Damn farnieeee!! I totally burst out laughing in office. As true as it gets; LKY and LHL.... LEGENDARY.

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this is funny..'transformers'..lol..u must be quite good at photoshop..i'm still not good in 'transforming' a photo of a person..manipulation would be a better word..haha

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Hey Kenny, is WAH LAO something Malaysians use often as well? I thought it was a purely Singaporean lingo. (:

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WooHoo...Bloody Hell!CRAZY man!!!

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lol, the pictures were photoshoped nicely what...i mean to the both photoshoper XD

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i wanna hw to photoshop tooooooooo! it is fun(^^)

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u definitely looked better photoshopped... xx is damn good at it yeah?

www.kopokopo.blogspot.com

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Mat Selamat FTW Sinkapore Police! :p

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Hey Kenny,

Have you considered fixing up your teeth for real? Put on some braces and you'll be able to lose half your size at the same time, kill 2 birds with 1 stone. How to lose weight? Cos you absolutely can't eat except for mush!

These days, braces can even be hidden behind your teeth rather than in front. So not to worry, you can still charm people with your dazzling smile :D

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So handsome lor Kenny.

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Funny!!! Don't care about what ppl say about you Kenny, as what my mentor said, be true to yourself!

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I'd support you rather than xiaxue. haha what i like abt you is that you're funny and blogs in a way to prevent anyone getting insulted :D rock on.

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now i already know how slimming service create their advertisement... :)

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LOL the wonders of Photoshop ;p
but the first photo really looked good tho xD

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Wow!
The photoshop skill indeed is so powerful!
Just can't believe it.
Btway, good for you Kenny.
You can use this as your profile photo for a change.

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...seriously Kenny, the before after differences .. is so obvious... XD

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hmm. i think you suck. it's kind of pathetic the way you follow every single one of xiaxue's entries and YOU USE HER ENTRIES FOR YOUR OWN ENTRIES. pathetic.

[KS: huh? follow every single one of her entries? whose blog u reading miss?! *confused*]

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those Kenny sia haters sure don't talk any sense at all whatsoever....LOL no sense of humor...

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Hehk.

So fairer is more good looking? thanks for propagating the stereotype.

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Sigh. after reading all your comments, i wonder why no one complimented on how smart you are for 'ps-ing' lky and avoid gettin caught.

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People who visit this "pathetic" blog must be pathetic themselves =)

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omg. you're really daring! LOL. LKY you also dare to touch --" but the hamster one was cute. honestly cute. LOL!

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Nice dig at Singapore's politics!

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wow, some sourAss wrote 'ppl who visit this "pathetic" blog must be pathetic themselves'...
is that a joke or what?! 0___0!!!

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Looking from the bright side, at least you have a handsome frame, perhaps just need more marathon to carve it out.

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the second picture XiaXue photoshopped Kenny..
the first thing i saw was the large amount of hairs present on kennys arms ! haha second thing was the contrast

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This is one of the best entry i've read so far. Super funny. Super witty.
I could not stop laughing at the hamsters. and the old Lee and young Lee picutes.
Classic.

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Kenny I'd prefer to f**k u in any of your before pics rather than your photoshopped ones ;) there's something about a man with meat

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xiaxue forgot to photoshop away ur hairy hands...

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this is cool man! must photoshop some malaysian leaders la. haha!

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ChubiSia to HamsapSia...

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Kenny I'd prefer to f**k u in any of your before pics rather than your photoshopped ones ;) there's something about a man with meat

Posted by: Shalini at 02 December 2008 10:58 PM
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More cushion to hump?

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fail.

the mat selamat after pic looks like he got plastic as skin!

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The magic power of Photoshop scare me >3

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Looks like someone here is butthurt LAWL

And as if photoshop will save your ugly mug (:

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ew vanessa hudgens.

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you made mas selamat too plastic on the skin.

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Fact that we can recognise you even in the photoshopped pic shows that you have pretty features in the first place, model boy. ;)

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OMG the MM Lee Kuan Yew is so funny when I scrolled down..HAHA! Xiaxue's hamster looks so cute when it is smiling lols. The Mas Selamat was "bright" o_O

Have a Happy day!

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For a moment there I thought you might be getting yourself into serious trouble...until I saw the last picture. Phew~

Damn funny lah. Made my day! :D

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i think the photoshop thingy is just a decoy or something....to write abt..u know...politics kinda opinion ... erm...

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So this is how photoshopping is like!

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i think barrack looks better original than photoshop..u look better slimed down haha!d hamster looks cute in both version...and emm u look better in d photoshop....

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maybe kenny shld really consider getting his teeth done, contacts and liposuction, quite good looking what ! (i mean the photoshop picture lah) hahaha but seriously man, damn chun.

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love the smiling hamster, so cute :)

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so funny la...
I wonder how our PM look younger?

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One person that you do not need to use photoshop to see gradual difference - Michael Jackson!

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LOL PWNS.

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the lky to lhl transformation... i can only say... kenny you are sooo cute!!!

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lol... kenny veli leng chai now kekekeke :P

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I think you should keepfit by now then...haha..

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xx does a great favour to show u how u can look like if u work damn hard.
and ppl know the growing discontentment between you two.

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i had mine done by a fren few weeks ago.
click on my name it will be directed to my post where i got my cheeks tone down . ah keep on dreaming with less-chubby cheeks..

btw, for girls, add blushers/eyeshadow/mascara on yr lashes at www.taaz.com its interesting to see a different you !

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wow she must think of me as a celebrity too then.
i was told she did me too but i haven't gone to see it.

hahahahahaha! i wonder how mine turned out.

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hahaha hilarious!
becareful about grandpa Lee though!

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i love you and i think you're adorable the way you are. really. ;) and you are hilarious. all the people who are writing :(( about MMLee do not have a sense of humor.

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Try putting Mahathir’s face over Mukhriz. See if u get sued or not?

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ROFL

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GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT KENNY SIA!!! :P

and the photoshopped hamster is so cute!:D

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whoa whoa whoa kenny so suai!

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whoa hot. That's why photoshop is deceptively encouraging. But rrly, it's like some Korean newbie actor liddat... so er, cuteee.

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kenny...
i think u look better in fat honestly...haha

cause if you with that korean face,
rampas saya punya market

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i think we hav a new war, a war of photoshopping. who photoshops better. aiyo... :P

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Lol. Photoshop makes wonder. I wonder how Xiaxue looks like in real person.
And ya, the photoshoped hamster was real CUTE!

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hey the transformation of Mr Lee is hilarious!! but pls..he is Mr Lee KUAN Yew pls..

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Holy Crap.

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oh man! i juz saw this entry...

Hilarious to the MAX!

u shld TSK to xx for taking 2 pictures of yours!

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nice...can you edit my face to me....juz kidding...:-) , but that are nice...i must learn how to use photoshop

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omg somehow this post made me laugh like mad!
haha good job really :D you're one darn cute guy! LOL.

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WAH ZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUMBS UP!
your blog is more entertaining than xiaxue's blog..

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wow kenny u look hot after the photoshop... well i guess if u turn slim u will actually look like it.. and get ur teeth done as well... u had the looks actually... just slim down will do...

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lols.. hahah nice one... lols.. btw... u look better when ur skinny.. ahaha ... photoshop really does the trick.. haha

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this post still makes me laugh even after reading it for the second time. u rock kennysia!

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While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

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The photoshop actually makes you look pretty good. a handsome bloke and young! >.

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To think just a little while ago Photoshop was competing against programs like Jasc Paintshop Pro. Adobe just left them in their dust with all the great technology they conceive. It doesn't just end at Photoshop either.. their entire list of applications is a masterpiece imo.

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