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Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Short Talk:

Has anyone realised that in all the newspapers and magazines, EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN' PICTURE of Michael Phelps has him topless, wearing a very skimpy Speedo swim trunk too small and too low for him, for the sole purpose of showing off his body?

Not only has he broken world records in swimming, I think he also broke the World Record for fastest time a shirt was taken off before the media photographers snap.

ADV: Unsolved Mystery Of The Slurpees

Has anyone spotted this?

Apparently, the 7-Eleven at my local joint has a Slurpee machine that is serving something so mysterious they don't even know what it is.

Aptly named Mystery Flavour 1 and Mystery Flavour 2, it looks curious enough to stop me in my tracks.

Now, who is crazy enough to buy a Slurpee when they're not even sure what they're gonna get?

Me, of course!

Gotta love the Slurpee. This frozen slushy drink is an absolute God-sent during hot and humid days. At just RM1.50, it's even cheaper than most canned drinks at 7-Eleven. To top it off, it's actually pretty fun to do-it-yourself and operate the Slurpee machine.

Because you pay for the cup, the aim is to pour maximum Slurpee into a fixed-sized cup.

There's a special technique you gotta do if you wanna achieve that.

The trick is to put the rounded cap on first before bringing it to the dispenser machine.

That way you can fill your cup up all the way up past its prescribed cup size. And while the Slurpee is pouring, it's a good idea to continually jiggle the cup so the slush could settle and allow you to fill up more.

The 7-Eleven Mystery Slurpees comes in two mysterious flavours. The purple-coloured one is named Mystery Flavour 1.

It is not bad, but it gotta say, it tastes suspiciously like blackcurrant. There's almost like a Ribena-like taste to it.

The yellow-coloured one is named Mystery Flavour 2.

Perhaps otherwise more commonly known as mango. The tropical fruity taste is quite unmistakable, but I may be wrong.

Yes, the flavours of those two Mystery Slurpees are unfortunately not very mysterious.

Well, this is all part of the campaign to get people to join the 7-Eleven Mystery Flavour Slurpee contest and cast their votes for their favourite flavour.

Try both flavours, vote your favourite and mail in your receipts before the deadline of 5th October. Because if you're one of the lucky 1,000 winners, you'll score an awesome gift.

I hear you asking, what exactly is the prize?

Dunno, because that's a mystery too!

In the contest form, you'll also be given a chance to name your favourite Slurpee. And this is where you can get creative.

Whatever you do, just don't try to be like me and give smart-alec answers.

If liddat confirm sure lose one.

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i'll check dat out soon

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hahaha mango manboobs. =D

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hahaha kenny
very beh ho sei
LOL

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You need help..."manboops"...oi....;

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well, so many mysterious, wakakakaka. I havent try yet, I wanna try it in no time~ O..which 7e??

http://ilovekuching.com

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Kenny, try this out for size : http://www.anything.com.my/

It's actually available in KL, but made in Singapore. Random drinks in all the cans. :D

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lol at the mango manboobs. but hey, u might win.

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josiah's ass so tight. sure get support from females.

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Too bad they don't have coconut flavour, otherwise I bet you could have come up with a better name like "Coconutty Kenny" hehe :)

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lol... man-boobs...
eh... try mixing both flavours together...
see whether you will end up diarrhoea anot?
heh heh heh...

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what are they?

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kenny sia i love you!

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Is it really safe for them to do that? What if people have allergies to certain "mystery" ingredients? :P

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BRAIN FREEZED!!!

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MANBOOBS! ROFLLLL

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ROFL!!!

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Not another advert. Can you write some quality post please?

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Slurpeeee....me and my friends will always try that after our bicycle ride at the Singapore East Coast. Really freshen us up! =)

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Haha. I remembered my friend being too greedy. He squeezed too much slurpee into the cup till it bursted.

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I was hoping you'd write something to congratulate Lee Chong Wei.

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AHHAA mango manboobs!

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Even 7-11 uses KennySia! way to go!

Maybe kennysia.com should also start some 'mysterious competitions' with 'mysterious' prizes....*lol.

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Yer rite!!Confirm lose one!

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mango manboobs? -_-

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haha an ad... i knew you seemed to happy in the post.

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Duh! The best way to get more in the cup is the drink the cup while you pour more in! 8-p Or don't even bother doing it while you pour, pour as much as you can in, drink as much as you like, then top it up again and leave 8-p

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LOL, funny as always. haha, great name

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hahah..I've tried both and i felt it was blackcurrant and mango but i guess the names werent as creative as yours..Mango manboobs! lol:)

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hi kenny! you crack me up, u do.. gotta love the brain freeze:P

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You do know that Phelps is uhh... a swimmer right?

So he has a right to be photographed in Speedos.

Unless of course, you want to find a justifiable excuse of having a picture of yourself in Speedos.

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dun u dare talk abt phelps.ure not even half of him

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wow, mysteriously cool!!!
I think I would try(^^)

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Manboobs? How is that even related? LOL

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hey kenny! ur handwriting really cute ya, like kid's handwriting.

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hey? why my previous comment will have to be approve by u? oh.. i know liaw... mebbe cuz i mention the word E****** ryte? lol.

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how come u so creative in naming ar?

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lol.... mango manboops huh?
then blackcurrant blackboops ma???? LOL!!

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Errrr........ Isn't Phelps a swimmer? Maybe you just need some p...help.....s.

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did you ask the 7-11 person to take the pics for you? aiyo

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haha, that's funny. but it's pretty 'creative'. lmao!

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dont have to buy 2 cups stupid u can mix them together!

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A better technique is slurping while filling it!

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i wonder why advertisors love to use the word "SLURP" to promote their products..
Mamee Slurrrp and 7-Eleven Mystery Slurpees...
sien.

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wooo! i've tried it earlier today! i prefer the mango one.... bcz i like mango? hahaha.... or maybe bcz i haven try the blackcurrant.... lolol....

http://bryanlyt.com

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Is Kennysia.com still a blog or commercial ads? I seriously willing to know how much Kenny has been paid to put a column for 7-eleven, MC Donald, Mister Potato etc..

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Eh, the trick to get the most outa ur slurpee cup is to fill it up, drink as u walk around the store looking(or pretend to) for more stuff, REFILL!

then come back again with the same cup! :D

NOT kidding btw

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i dont think is mango, it taste like pineapple for me though.

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hahahah! they should have asked you to be ambassador for the event mate, just kidding dont take it to heart. for all those who don't know, ever figured out where did the water for slurpee come from? yes...tap water...which is inedible in malaysia

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Can you mix the 2?

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its Olympic, post something about it

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They used to have this green which taste like Fanta Green :D

Haven't visited 7evelen for months O_o

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y is this blog getting more and more commercialize.... sick

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haha

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boring... i miss your "talk cock king at his best" type of posts......

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hey i've noticed that as well....its juz that i didnt noe there wa a contest...i thought they simply ran out of names for their slushies...lol

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I must grab both :)

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Unable to admit this is a boring advertisement blog, and there is nothing new from you lately.

But I think you should invite your pretty friend to act it instead of yourself. Moodless & sight.

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your blog can be adblog edy...haihz

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everytime i go to a 7 eleven store near my place, the slurpee machine will always be roask. no efficiency. evne if its not rosak, the slurpee is melted.

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sigh..what a bunch of wankers ..

obviously kenny will choose money over satisfying "i prefer the old kenny" readers like you ..get over it

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Is it that bad, guys, having ads on my blog? :(

This is my first ADV in almost a month! My last ADV was in 28th June.

The truth is, I have actually been rejecting more ads than I accepted them, but tell me, is it really really that bad?

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kenny, only one person sighs about ad post lar.

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ew........ that 's quite a gisgusting Mango flavour :D

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i always tick the lousiest answer just to annoy them.
yea la i know liddat cannot win and it doesn't actually affect the franchise as a whole but i'm weird like that haha

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who cares if there's ads, as long as there's more funny posts =x

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kenny,the slurpee tastes more yummy if u mix both flavour.gv it a try

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Hey Kenny! Love the Mango Manboobs name! I love Slurpees too, especially in summer...although I am sure that your Malaysian summers are a lot hotter than our Australian ones.

My husband always makes his own Slurpee flavours by pumping ALL of the flavours into the one cup! The end result is a grey-brown colour, with a generic sweet taste. It is so disgusting!

Thanks for your funny post!

From Carla
www.carladarling.blogspot.com

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I mixed both flavors in one cup...no wonder they din give me an entry form! :p

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not really that bad to put on ADS actually... it helps to create awareness to other ppl too... so what's the harm? it's not an ordinary ADS anyway, it's customised and personalised by you yourself, Kenny Sia, anyway. :)

i support it.

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Haha. Call it slurpee will do. Like the winner who name our Budget Terminal, Budget Terminal in S'pore..

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Oh Dear.. I had already tried that years back.. I had the "Blue" coloured one.. They have "green" one too.. what is so special about these frozzieee drink..? I wonder.. Anyway the technique was a good idea of a "kiasu" people.. RM1.50 only.. how much more you wanna have? Sigh!!!

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Dude, I asked how much you're getting paid by 7-11 in a previous comment, but somehow that comment has mysteriously disappeared... Why did you delete an earnest question from an earnest reader?

P.S. BWAK! BWAK!

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Eh tipu la.. I saw this and yearning for some mango fiesta.. So, I bought 1 at Mon't Kiara 7-11. And there's only the green and purple. No MANGO!! Wooo..woooo...woooo.. Gimme back my RM1.50

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Maybe they will give you the prize for the free publicity.

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