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Fruit Flavoured Condoms

I think we all know why fruit-flavoured condoms are created.

Without getting too specific about it, let's just say, sometimes mommy decides that she wants her banana to taste like strawberries. Right?

Not just strawberries of course. There are a lot of flavours that condoms usually come with.

Strawberry.

Banana.

Orange.

Chocolate.

Mint.

But have you ever seen a condom that comes in THIS flavour?

Excuse me but...

WHY ON EARTH DOES ANYONE WANNA CREATE A DURIAN FLAVOURED CONDOM?

Are you kidding me?

Which idiot would want his dick to smell like something that is BANNED FOR A REASON in hotels, airplanes, buses and trains nationwide?

I know we all love the King of Fruits, but seriously this is taking it a bit too far.

Nobody is asking you to make love to durians!

At least have some sympathy for the girl on the receiving end ok?

Poor girl's punani is gonna suffer from excessive "heatiness" from taking in too much durians.



Maybe you should get her some mangosteen just in case.

122 Comments

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Love u kenny!

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Ha ha... durian flavour?! They really know how to contextualise their products =p

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Maybe they should come up with some other crazy flavour like "pepperoni cheese", "grilled unagi", "super hot peri-peri" flavours!!!
Hahaha

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Electronically tested?

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Swt!!!

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haha yea dis is interesting indeed. but it isnt vr surprising d. durian flavoured condoms came out long time ago le.

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so dumb can die -_-

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faking lol.

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i just had durian, lol

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LOL... electronically tested... have u tried it kenny??

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i want one!haha

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heheee I'm sure they've been around, but thanks for highlighting such a horrendous product!! Durians have been on my mind lately, this was just what I needed to round out a post that had been percolating for a while... do check it out here. I've credited u for the photo too, hope that makes my use of it ok? :)

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Hahah, but the point is, only taste, no smell. hahaha.

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ROTFLOL!!!!

I wonder if they'll make tempoyak flavor since they got durian...
hahahha...

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yerr i hate durian.......

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wow... top 20. :D

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"Punani" now can have bad breathe too *ehem*

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if my guy ever even SUGGESTS it, he's sleeping in the living room for a month!

hahaha... durians are simply yucks!

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Hahaha, in fact Sutra Fiesta from Indonesia comes out with Durian flavor like, 6-8 years ago. Around the time Durex comes out with their limited edition chocolate flavor?

Yeah... Maybe they soon come out stuffs like, roast chicken or cheese. Or something risky, like hotdog or bratwurst or taiwan sausage flavor. (risky because you might forgot that you're not suppose to bite it off) hahahahahah

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LOL... wah.. i seriously cannot imagine o_o

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omg ROFL!!!i figure u actually bought them?how was it?it actually smelled real?hahaha

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come on lar!i would buy those condoms!

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HAHAHA ! NICE ONE KENNY! What a bad creation

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It's exotic. Different.. No?

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What the??but i luv eating durian..lol

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heard about it didn't believe it was actually true that they hv created durian condoms. hv you tried it yet, does it smell? must be awful.

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I HATE DURIAN =)
maybe next time they'll have pearl milk tea flavor

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mr kenny, where to get the durian flavor ah? malaysian taste what..keke..
I was looking for durian flavored condom when i was getting materials for my post, which I can't find it.

Anyway, here's my post: :P
Condom-inium

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Hahahahaha...Really funny!

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May be the man wants to show the girl he is the king of all man's? :P

Just very weird.

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Most of my girls love it!

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Dude... where can you get this stuff? I remembered in the UK where we can get curry flavoured condoms. Never thought a 'punani' will suffer "heatiness" with that stuff.

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swt...

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They made it but YOU bought it! What did u do with them? Make your sausages durian flavour?

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now we dont need to wait for durian season to taste durian.. just suck on dom doms :)

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dude, did i tell u abt the time i saw this condom-vending machine in the women's?

it gives u a randomly-selected flavoured condom if u put in GBP1. to tell u what kind of flavours to expect, there's a list of it decorating the machine.

one of them is curry. the other one is fish & chips.got another one is egg fooyung.

so, dont complain abt durian. it's still a fruit.

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No chilli flavour? Lol

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I've seen this stuff everywhere... but the fragrance of the condies.. are they really there for the TASTE? or just the smell of it during "you know what"...

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You actually bought one? hmmm...if you wanna use it then say so la.... LOL

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There's definitely a reason why they don't invent sausage-flavoured condoms.. for safety reasons maybe?

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Wht's next ?...petai & sambal belacan flavor?...
*lol

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Prepare liang teh or salt water... Haha. =p

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Salt water muz be drunk from condom too like what we do from durian shells...

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nevermind lah, at least it is not tomyam flavour, curry or laksa flavour

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LOL, its so funny! was that from bali?

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Well, you will never know..I am sure that if there is a supply, there will be a demand for it..wahaha!!

WWW.purplemay.blogspot.com

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eew!

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I wish you had post the short talk eariler. I failed my Advance Driving Theory yesterday. Nevermind my next test date will be on 2nd Aug 08. I'm going to pass it this time and I will get my driving licence by end of this year.

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omg! the banana will have a really bad pungent ... yew!

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"WHY ON EARTH DOES ANYONE WANNA CREATE A DURIAN FLAVOURED CONDOM?

Are you kidding me?" - Kenny.
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Kenny,

It's ONLY for Malaysians durian-lovers-mah.....

:)

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Malaysia Boleh???

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the condom vending machines i saw in UK did not have these flavours.. there were just soft, light, tight.. those things la.. ish ish.. Malaysians more creative and flavourful =D

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The after-odour is surely gonna stay for a while. Who wants to be walking around tasting like a 3 day old durian? Hahaha ... jokers.

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kalau itu buah durian sudah pupus, kita makan kondom durian saja lor....

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shucks....DURIAN Flavour ....i wanna buy and collect this ler....hahaha.....where to get this?

http://vialentino.blogspot.com .....

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Yay!! Durian season again!!!! :D

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durian so spiky after use very very SONG

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it's mainly for blowjob purposes i suppose

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Hahaha... you bought them didn't you?
So how does it taste?

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You fool, Kenny!

I couldn't imagine you really go and bought the durian favor condom home and take picture of it!

But, make sure you use it bor. LOLz.

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Ha ha ah, nice post. I have just had durian.. so nice. hahaha..

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wow! condoms...

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zomfg.

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durian?!
of all the fruits, duriang?!

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It is going to be a rough ride but it is going to be a good hard phuck. Best used when ur manhood is small and puny. It will make yours' look mightier

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lame

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omg..sure busuk!

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Sick by very funny. lol.

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Yeah, It's a regional thing I guess, in France they have cheese flavour, Germany apple strudel flavour, Italians love salami flavour(mmm nice!), Aussies have beer flavoured, Russians have Vodka flavour and as for the yanks, well they have

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at least they don't come with thorns ... wait ... that's an idea, isn't it?

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jesus christ. the brand name's... simplex?

as in HERPES simplex?

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isn't her v***** gonna stink?!

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Hahahahaha, Mangosteen vs Durian!
how bout some other exotic fruits like 'buah berangan' or tongkat ali flavoured condoms??

Ken
CIMBClicks vs Maybank2u

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Ha! Ha! Oh! It is picky like a durian? Some ladies like picky condom! Have a nice day!

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@_@, going durian + rotten fish

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This is why I read kennysia.com

It has been some time since you come out with suce short but hillarious entry, because lately, what we all got to see was more on adverts stuff and so forth.

Way to go and keep these entries coming ;)

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nani? durian flavor means it must be from msia. any response from those who used it before? lolz.

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hope the miss doesn't burp after the bj...

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Now I know durian smell has potential to turn girls on..hahaha. What about durian's deodorant?

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can i know the manufacturer?....

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@Irene

My thoughts exactly.....

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kenny! ur condom post has been long due! the last one was like .....4 years ago?? =D

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Hhahhaa.god! What a marketing strategy. durian? so did u really try it on? better dont kenny, later you might get too heaty on ur ding dong and you get all the polka dots growing on your ermm.. Dxxk.
=)

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Hi there Kenny!
Nice to meet you ya!

Haha, I saw that Durian flavour condoms in the shops too!!! Wonder what will happen if they create other flavour like Fried Rice, Char Koay Teow, Laksa etc, it would be just fun!

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OMG Kenny!!!!

Who in the world who wants their little "brother" to be covered with durian smell???

OH MY!!!!!! Are they that desperate to get sales for their fruit-flavoured condoms?

It amuses me to the max at this moment.

Gosh.... I am wondering... DURIANS while making love?

EWWWW.... it is a total CONTRAST... No way!!!!!!!

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They should next cum out with watermelon,rambutan and coconut flavours... I'm sure the coconut's one will go down well with Kenny's fans....hehe

If durian's too heaty, then they might want to consider cumming up with some chrysanthemum or herbal tea's one too...to soothe the sore throats.

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I love mangosteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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its interesting to get details abt fruit flavoured condoms...r they worth useful for us..

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Kenny, how the hell would you be brave enough to snap photos of the condom racks!? People will think that you're crazy..

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malaysia product

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Hahahahaha..

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dont be so ignorant la. they wudnt make such thing if there was no demand. im pretty sure they did their survey and questionnaire and they probably found out that some ppl do like durian flavoured condom.

if it doesnt suit ur taste leave it. dont judge.

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FUCK THAT SHIT!

LET ME USE THAT AND FUCK ALL U GIRLS AND GUESS WHAT? U GIRLS STILL SCREAM LIKE BITCHES NO DOUBT!

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i've tried it before. it taste aint that bad though. it's fun doing blowjob with extraordinary flavours *wink

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/wondering y U go buy tat condom? Planning to use 1 soon?

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erm. a bit insulting dont you think ? lol. just a friendly comment.

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i personally prefered choc, but never durian, not in this life

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Aiyah.. some people like durians ma... there's no need to make fun of durian flavored condoms. But then again this is Kenny's blog and it's his opinion. Haha... At least I've learn something new today.. never knew there was durian.

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Oh come on, don't tell me you've never licked your fingers clean after eating some durians? ;)

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Why kenny buy the condom?? omg omg

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Is this your father's day present?

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OMG! Bluekk! durian flavoured condoms totally suck man...

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wau...Kenny buying the Durian flavoured condom......

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Kenny! call me! put on that condom and i'll suck u dry!

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did you have to buy a pack? dumbass.

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Kenny, so which flavour do you like best? Did she or he has the thorny feelings when you put on the durian condom?

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u shud blog bout gambir sarawak too kenny!...
go n ask/interview pakcik2 yang selling gambir srwk at kuching waterfront there..

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my god~~
Few years back i got cheeky and joked w my fren about durian flavoured condom..
And it came true...
amazing...
hahahahhahhaa!

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Superb~
Can't imagine how the night will be when someone use this favor~ hahaha...

ps: where to get it?

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PUNANI? WHKahkhakHKAhkahkaHKAhkhkahk

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er xin / gross, durian flavor...
what's next? grapefruit or jackfruit? -_-

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next,BELACAN flavour..ha..ha..

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new dodol tube. LOL

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Erm, this might sound crude..

BUT ISN'T THAT GONNA CAUSE A CHAO CHEE BAI?

=x

Kidding!

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if you have the cravings for durians but it's not the season yet...you know what you should do..

:P

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With so many flavors, why did they come out all this product, maybe is because of people requesting or they simply want to taste how it taste like.

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LMAO. durian condom xD

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it's a condom with flavour. obviously it's not for the punani la kenny. i mean, OBVIOUSLY.
so only those people who like it will buy it la. apa la you kenny.

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mum says don play with the food...

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where's the location of the shop? i would love to get one too.... =p

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flavoured condoms are always the best. Check this out as well - nbuy condoms online

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flavoured condoms are the best. You try manforce condoms

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