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Friday, 16 May 2008

Short Talk:

I know who is gonna win American Idol.

It's gonna be David.

McDonald's Kuching Gets An Unexpected Visitor

Right now at McDonald's, they are running this promotion where they'll give you a free Big Mac if you can do the Big Mac Chant in less than 4 seconds.

The Big Mac Chant is "Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions On A Sesame Seed Bun!"

After seeing countless McDonald's ads on the blogs I read, I actually got pretty hungry and headed down to McD's in 3rd Mile to officially break my diet.

I walked into the outlet pretty confidently because it seems like such an easy thing to do, reciting that one line in 4 seconds or less. But trust me, it's easier said than done!

Long story short, I kinda screwed up. Badly.

I didn't win any free Big Macs because I clumsily forgot the words halfway, stuttered, stammered and finished the chant 10 seconds too late, officially becoming the worst Big Mac Chant challenger Kuching has ever seen.

Of course lah, I begged for another chance but they wouldn't let me. "One Chant, One Chance!" they say.

Fine. So I called up a few of my friends and we took matters into my own hands by playing a naughty little prank on them.

Let's just say, all the staff and patrons in the McD outlet were in for a very big surprise when they saw who walked through that door.

Heh heh heh. Guess they have no choice but to give me a free Big Mac now, huh?

We had such a big laugh over the incident that we sent our videos in for the Win RM10,000 with the Big Mac Chant online contest. Go ahead and take a shot at the big prize if you wanna.

But I betcha no one is gonna come up with a better prank than what we just did. ;)

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LOL!! xD

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good job.check out the lady in the tudung,the ending was priceless.

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LOLOLOL

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Is tat u kenny ? The Saddam Hussain

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OMG!!!

U did that??
Hahahaha.....

Thanks for making my day~~!!
Hehehe....

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LOL.. nice mask there =P

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THAT's AWESOME !

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Kenny , you are siao already. Lucky Bush is not around. If not , you will get the MCdonald get bombed.

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Kenny , why you no become OSAMA ? That old man can make more people shock.

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Haha..

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hahaha omg tht was absolutely hilarious!! u think this is the best big mac vid so far :D

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oops, *i* think, not *u* think.. typo~ @_@

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rofl. oh so brave!

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that was BLOODY AWESOME! LOL! it would have been funnier if saddam held the door open for the lady at the end though lol!!!!!!!!

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Awesome!

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ROTFLOL. Wait a minute.... wasn't Saddam Hussein hang to his death? Anyways, That was freaking hilarious.^^

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*ROFLMAO*

I'm sure you're going to win this *LOL*

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only kenny sia would pull off such a prank.

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luv ur short talk!
ROLF

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i just started practising it today..lol..maybe i'm gonna pull a prank on the people soon too.. hahaha

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hahaha... LOL

good one, kenny... ^^

i think you are so creative...

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eh eh to all kenny's fan nominate him in http://sgblogawards.omy.sg/blog/nominate/ ok ke?

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kanina!,kenny siou liao.
if in s'pore u kena lokap liao.they though u'r going to robbed McD.
can makan free & tidur free liao!

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Pink martini! i think they have better songs that suit your video though...

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OMG!!! Kenny...really speechless as i found u r getting more creative day by day....:)
Gambateh

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lololololol

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omg, you are freaking hilarious..!!! kaka...it brightens my day!!

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HAHAHA, Kenny! Lei hou siew ah! (cantonese for you Are so funny)!

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really fun.
must be very brave to do this wo...
and the camera man also... haha

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lol awesome.

I dare you to try the same stunt in US! =D

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OMGGGG~!! haha, u all very brave ler. ahah

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i did it in 1.9 seconds =)

fastest in my local mcdonalds!

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omg...haha..d mcdonald video is damn damn farnie..haha..*salute salute*..ahah

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i laughed at the short talk.
i laughed at SADDAM'S VIDEO HAHAHA WTF.

*slaps head* great. now i've got the wtf disease. wtf.

ugh.....

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Wow!!! Damn i wish i was there when that happened!!!! I Applaud you!

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my friend managed to do it in like under 3 seconds. DONT ASK ME HOW. he talks real fast. used to mutter lots, now better. BUT WOW, right? WOW. i know.

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omg kenny..u're damn funny!!!!!!!!!

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wow...u so brave = ="

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haha, kenny, where did you guys buy the mask? *salute* hope u can win

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i wanna see how they let a masked man with a toy gun chant the bigmac chant without calling the police. show the making leh ...

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lol....as fat as saddam =D

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hahaha...me n my frens did dat too..n we got a rubber wrist thingy n a free big mac d coupon...i did like 2.13 something seconds...my crazy fren did 1 n a half second..omg!
bt anyway nice vid
haha

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whats the title of the song?

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LOL. I think u will be the winner for the contest liao la....

I voted for u!

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tats awesome dude!! LOL!!!

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BRILLIANT!!!
btw, may i know wats da title of dat french song????

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yea i really want that french song haha..

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same here...im very interested in that song as well

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OMFG.

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thats lame.

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You rock!!

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HAHAHA! "Iraq is not gonna bomb Malaysia" LOL!!
Oh and that malay woman looked as if she was gonna have a heart attack when u walked out the door xDD

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LOL THIS U SEE WHAT DID THE TUDUNG WOMAN DID IN THE END??? SHE WAS SHOCKED HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

PEOPLE. VOTE FOR KENNY!!!!!!!

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oh i meant 'did' instead of 'this'

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LOL...this was pretty funny, especially with the background music! now, i wonder if someone will replicate it with a borat impersonation instead? =P

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very creative huh! u should go in advertising line man.

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Very very hilarious! You're the man, Kenny! Luckily they didn't press on the emergency button to report robbery.

Good show!!

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hahaha! so funny... tat saddam hussein is kenny??? too big to be saddam la... i mean body size... hhaha! :x

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Arwah Saddam Hussein has awoken from the dead!! Allahhuakbar. wtf. HAHA.

btw, the french song is called Sympathique by Pink Martini.

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Freak.. That is damn funny la. Kenny you are super brave to do this le. And that malay lady expression was priceless la. Haha

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better if got bush at the end and fight with saddam for the burger.

hehe

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GG lah u kenny! omg

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i thought is free mega mac lol

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anyone knows what's the name of the song in the video?

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wahahahahahahaha.

first it was yr short talk.
then after that your post!!!
haih... i think only you, yes the one and only kenny sia can pull off something like this lar! and why is it that it looks kinda 'scary' but at the same time hilarious as well?! wtf

and also, do people actually get a prize for being the first commenter or something?!

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wahh why everytime also you call yourself the
'worst' participant one?


haha. anyway, you did a great video, good luck for the big money!!!wahhahaha.

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*LOL* crazy kenny!
kenny, the table in the first pic was where me and my friend sat for a McDonald meal when we were in Kuching for my 1st visit! uwaaa i miss kuching

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Thanks for making my day! Was grumpy when I have to wake up so early on a cold morning for work.
Cheers mate!

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I love to see you doing this in the USA, England or Australia; even Singapore

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LOL nice vid ;)

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WAHAHAHA!
walao. this is damn creative. kenny! you win!!!
or rather Saddam did. HAHA

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muahahaha!!! brillant!

good luck on winning that $$$$

free burger and free money (hopefully)

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You are siao, kenny

hahahaahahahahah

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hehe...nice. but i won't try...coz i don't like big mac

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crazy!

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That was very funny......i started laugh when Saddam Hussain enter theMCD until the end. You're very funny! Lol

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u r my man!!! lol

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A surprise no one thought you are going in to rob them. :P

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awww what a prank! should try in sibu also. abuthen, not many sibu kids know saddam :(

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wahaha.. tat was hilarious dude...

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OMG Kenny, i laugh my Balls out. Where the brain come from. This time, brain versus dick, brain WIN!!! YEAH!!!!

So So So So eager if can join ur group of prankers.... Haha....

Remember me dude. I at KCH as well.

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LOLOLOL.

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only 38 votes for kennysia.cannot win lah like that.

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haha... what a scream! I was surprised to see a toy gun being used as a prop, if a stunt like this was done in Perth, it would result in the police being called and you being arrested!(yes officer..bullshit bullshit bullshit!)...not to mention the issues of filming without permission on private property.. argh!
Anyway well done. Cool music as well.

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LOL @ the lady who walked into Maccas and got a huge fright!

Could someone please tell me the name of the song playing in the background?

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LMAO priceless! :DDDDDDDD

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LOL !!

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WELL DONE DUDE!!! Great prank!

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wow, Saddam Hussien wake up from the grave and surprisingly he is "healthier" than he was. Never saw Saddam with gun b4 this. LOL

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OMFG,u pimped that up

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You are completely mad!!

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you're insane, Kenny..!!

need a lot of courage and self-confidence to do that.

remind me of the 'No Pork' prank in Singapore.


PS :
tell us the truth, don't u hate to see :
"I'm first"
"YAY !! finally..first"
"1st?"
"2nd not bad"

..everytime you posted something.

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what song is this? sounds familiar!

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haha .. that was very bold of you .. and people are taking pictures of saddam! and the ending customer was funny .. i think eventhough they know it's a mask prank but somehow saddam spook everyone ..

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OMG! that's hilarious!!!
damn funny vid!
everyone was like so scared
nobody even dared to stand/line up behind him!
LOL!!!

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Hey Kenny - did you check out Sew Jinn's entry? hahaha the Beef Chant in 4 languages!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZaWmQzpob0&feature=related

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OMG, this is too much~ LoLz...

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LAME

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You made my day AGAIN!!! =)

When tension kicks in from studies, read Kenny Sia and he'll cheer you up! Ah ha! Good video really! :)

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Aiyah, you should hv done it in Arabic! McDonald's did this promo in Singapore back in the 90's and my bro got quite many Big Mac with his Cantonese Big Mac Chant. Hilarious.

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the short talk is funnnny too!

david is gona win! lol!!!

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OMG

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Hahahahehehehehahahahah So funny ler. You sure got a lot of guts. I salute...

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the french song is called je ne veux pas travailler ^_^

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Does anyone know the title of the theme song?

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ha ha ha.

The Macdonald staff are pretty funny too. hee. He was trying hard not to laugh.

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ur crazy kenny..reli..btw..LOLZ!!

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hahaha! hilarious!

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damn kenny... that was one hell of a trick...

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That was a lame video. Not funny at all.

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OMG HAHAHAH YOU FUCKHEAD HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
all the kuching people were so unamused with you hahahah they all look so disapproving.
someone should have tripped you man than i really die laughing.

well done. the queen is amused wtf.

no one can come up with a better prank?
oh you watch and learn my friend...

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Omg, I laughed until I cried, that was really gutsy of you guys!

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hey! saddam! long time no see! though you were dead.
i really miss being ghey with u!!

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I like the song... haha Which french chick sang the song?? and the prank... -______-

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If this was done in any other country, you might not have made it alive through the door.

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I would love to know the title of that french song playing in the background too! Anyone knows it's title?

Maybe kenny you can send it to my email? Pretty pleaseee

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DAMN LAME LO

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OMGBBQWTF, really King of Boh Liao la you, funny as hell though, especially the end part with Ronald.

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You are so funny!!...

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that's hilarious, no doubt i think you have a great style of blogging, but you really have alot of free time to do this

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OMG...I was laughing like a maniac in front of my computer when I saw the Saddam Hussein stunt. It was sooo funny!

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kenny. u bastard. u deserve to win. lols.

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Oh wow.... that brought me back to my secondary school days when we had this in Singapore.

We even had a jingle to sing along with it to help memorising it.

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ROTFLMAO thanks Kenny for making my otherwise boring essay-writing Sunday!

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I really like that!
But I can't seemed to memorise those words...

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I think insensitive lah. Since when did Iraq bomb anyone?

US invaded them, not Iraq attacked another country. The people in Iraq are now still suffering.

Osama was the one who BOMBED the WTC.

Please be at least accurate with your jokes?

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hahahahahahaha!!!! wahahahahahahaha!!!!!! if u don't win this, i don't know what will...

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LOL..... Aiya just a joke....who cares?

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LOL.
So funny. Very creative. You made me can't stop to laugh almost 20 minutes. LOL

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Wow..nice prank..U buy d mask from Tabuan Jaya or India Street kah? hahaha. Aiyo..if u call me then I can disguise as Bush and we make peace chanting there mah.. Wakakaka

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hahah cooool.

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What??????!?!?!? U actually did THAT????????? WTF!!!! OMG r u for real or wat?

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Lol... Kenny. U're lucky the staff didn't trigger the alarm when the saw u crashing in the front door. btw, what time was it? I thought the offer is from 2pm to 8pm. From the vid, it looked quite late cause the hp shop next door closed already.

Anyway, 4 secs was easy, mine's barely 3 secs... I got 2 free Macs already. (out of 2, btw) =D

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Ah Choo... since when did Iraq bomb anyone? Since the Kuwait war of course. Have you forgotten already what triggered it all?

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in kuching, its dark by 7pm...and the shops close around 6!!

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Indeed a cool prank :-)
Wanted to try of same at McDs here in New York? see if the same response would apply..

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im calling real sadam from hell if kenny doesnt win!

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Hi Saddam, congrats on winning the BigMac! I remember you've got some other masks as well you bought from Thailand or something? Use them to win some more BigMacs!

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U...U....U r crazy man!!!!! fuh..lega...

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nice prank. haha.

are we supposed to memorise the chant?

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hahahaha omgwtf xD

the look on that lady's face when she enters the restaurant. classic xD

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You are such a....very creative guy. Brilliant.

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[b] www.kennysia.tk [/b]

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WWW.KENNYSIA.TK

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does anyone know what's the name of the song in the video?? been looking for it for ages!

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I was just wondering, didn't the McDonald's staff see you guys videoing "Saddam" to know it's a prank? Or were they just blur? Hee hee

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Yo Kenny, check out this Deal or no deal skit

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ol2DedEhOGI

:)

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Saddam Hussein,

I hope no one is going to execute you for the 2nd time...Hahahahahahahahaha....

You're good, Kenny.

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WTF...looks like u scared the shit out of the pitiful McD's employee..haha..i'd rather take that gun and shoot the pathetic and idiotic head of Ronald Mcdonald..

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If I were in that McD's restaurant, I would have thought that a robbery would be happening, lol.

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I still think Angel does it better. lol

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HAHAHA, you are one sick fellow.. but i like it....

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hahahaa. where the fcuk do you get your ideas. You are so gonna win the RM10,000.

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omg i'm lovin' it :P

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Insensitive pig.

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What's your best score?

We got 2.3sec

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so lame this one lol

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Hey Kenny is that the Aussie cadets uniform you were wearing?

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i thought this was insensitive. made no sense. good effort for the costume though, and how u blurted the chant was funny

anyways, i dont think u can win. why would macDonalds (almost the symbol of USA) give a prize to someone who used a deceased US-hater and criminal to promote themselves?

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That is funny kenny, nice one.

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Kenny,

Couldn't you have chosen something else more tasteful? Like a chicken suit? Imagine those poor patrons to see a gun-totting Saddam (let alone a MASKED man) barging in, walking briskly towards the CASHIER and just said nothing except handing over a small piece of paper. For all they know, it's a hold up.

It's not amusing, Kenny. No one around you at the time, were laughing. Pranks can go badly also, ya know.

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I guess it is the best ever!

To Sue,

That is depends. Ppl actually holding back their laughter.. which u can see from the cashier.

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Ooo, two delayed suppressed laugh, you've proved me wrong there Chris.

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when osama wants to visit our McD??? hahaha

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I'm gettin a coupon ever ready for chanting oledi..training sumore..but suddenly the lady cashier says go do the chanting at McD in central kuching next to the sarawak plaza pulak..haiz.. how come u can do the chanting at 3th mile ho?i should wear a mask then...~.~deng deng

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It's really cool..haha!Too bad i can't watch it live...or else sure im goin to act a part as "Bxsh" & arrest u..ha!

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that's hilarious. i'll definitely visit ur blog again. frankly this is my first time here although already heard about you like months or weeks..ago?

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I did it the chant. 3 seconds i think.

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oh my... this video is just hillarious!! Great one Kenny!! :) i tink u r just 1 step closer to that RM10K :)

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fwahhh... and they didnt call the police on you worr... but the cashier fella damn scared like that... i would've gone back to the fella who rejected me... how'd you video, how'd the camera go around, without being noticed?

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dont you reckon it is abit over the top?? you might find it funny.. but i am disapointed!!

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sh**! ahaha! u really did that? awesome!

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"Iraq not gonna bomb Malaysia" WTF HAHA

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Well Kenny, you are damn funny and witty..

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this is soo cool.

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wow... u really a siao kinda.... but cant deny u r such a creative guy...
Bwd, so easy to read in 4 seconds le...

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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

u n ur frens r crazy i thnk@.@

reli creative n surely nid guts to do tat

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lyrics to the song... in other words, ur a whore kenny...lol...

Sun streams through the bars
Of this cage: my boudoir
While the soldier awaits me
He stands at my door
There’s a hunter inside him I see in his eyes
That he waits impatiently to claim his prize

I don’t want to work today
I don’t even want to eat
I just want to smoke away
Every ugly memory.

Once I knew love’s sweet perfume
Fragrant as a million flowers
Now a sole rose in my room
Sickens me with odors sour.

I don’t want to work today
I don’t even want to eat
I just want to smoke away
Every ugly memory.

To be assured, this life of mine
Will be the very death of me.
And yet, ashamed, I sell myself
Into a willing slavery
I guess to be of high repute
Was never in my destiny

I don’t want to work today
I don’t even want to eat
I just want to smoke away
Every ugly memory.

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so many pple polish ur balls are kenny... aiyo... nice vid btw...

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OMFG.. I'm surfing in a local cyber cafe right now and I can't help myself but break into a hysterical laugh in front of everyone! A GOOD ONE KENNY!

I'm still laughing my ass off!

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Only stupid ass do this stunt.

Making fun of himself is kenny's hobbies.

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hey Kenny u r the man !
btw what's the name to that french song?

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Gimme My Burger!!
You Must Be Ready When Iraq Is
Coming!!

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The theme and costume is funny, but other than that it looks too normal.

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lol, i laughed out loud!!

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Saddam the goddamn probably rolling in his grave.

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not funny...... ga ga lah. You scared the people in mcDonald!!
And if the prank is the UK, you will get arrested and thrown into jail!

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LOL!! yer too funny..!!

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Let's check with Pendaftaran Department if Kenny's parents mistakenly registered their son's surname from Siau to Sia LOL

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Haha. U guys are awesome!

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LOL
Kenny you rock! ;)

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lol!! cant blif u could tink of suc gd idea2scare em!!lol!!salute!!

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oh! my neighborhood friend won this one!! :)

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Hello.I am well into a boring sunday thanks for giving something to think about.This is a great story got me thinking,Thanks!.

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