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Friday, 30 May 2008

Short Talk:

BALAGAN is not a word you use to scold people. It is the name of the circus I watched last night.

I enjoyed the show. It is not Cirque du Soliel, but it's close enough. The Cirque-style act has all the right ingredients of theatre, stunts and comedy, and together they make for a pretty entertaining night out.

Bad Name For A Sisha Tobacco

Would you like to put this in your mouth?

Experience the Incomparable Special Taste of Al Fakher.

There's many different types of flavours available, including Strawberry Fakher and the very popular Two Apples Fakher.

Needless to say, sisha smoking is bad for your health. Kids are not allowed to Fakher.

Will you Fakher?

95 Comments

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interesting comparison

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you're a fakher

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FAKHER ! , where did u get that ?

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very bad advertisement! tobacco is bad for health! u shud mention 'not encouraging for adults too' haha!

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yes..id like to fakher...

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Ok bah, fakher then just fakher. It's not consider a bad name but interesting name instead, as it drew your attention eventually. Haha.

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wah lau en

all kind of fav

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Just Fakher it.

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im a sisha fahker then?LOL

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Lol
It is said that the government recommends sisha because it comes from Arab.
But doctors say sisha is something like smoking.
Equally bad.
That's why we must fakh it!

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I'm going to www.alfakher.com now! HAHAHAHA!

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rofl!!

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how much it cost for a sisha session?

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Ha...cuba teka....jgn pikir yang bukan-bukan
tau!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik

6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

7) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?

8) Kangkang peluk, kangkag peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah

9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?

10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?

Jangan lihat jawapan nya dulu

ini jawapannya:-

1) Masukkan benang dalam jarum

2) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah

3) MILO AIS

4) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh sebab tulah dia angkat
sebelah aje.

5) Lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam

6) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK

7) Motorsikal......sebab dia pakai tongkat

8) Panjat pokok kelapa

9) Kambing binATANG

10) Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR

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any kind of tobacco is bad for health, but i guess u can point out that hookah is better than cig because there is no tar in it

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where did u get this stuff?

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Don't smoke Sisha, it's bad for health.

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Is it some sort of condom?

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matherfakher.. durian flavour fakher. dun fakh with me plz.

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i think sishas are tobacco free.

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How does it feel like?

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woot~ fakher :P

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w.t.f.

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al fakher= Go FUCK ON SISHA!!!!

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what the fakher?!

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its about time you blogged about this! been smoking this brand for awhile now, and i can say that its Farkher-ing good :D

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fakhim.

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I tried sisha once. Is it really bad for health? cuz my friend told me that it doesn't contain nicotine. tat's y...

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The fakheress were being fakhed by a fakhing god

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Welcome to flavour country. We've heard of the the 'Marlboro Man' but now we can have 'Fakher man'. Can just imagine this, see him rounding up wild dates and riding high upon his camel(oops thats already a brand name) into the sunset.
Check out the alfakher.com and make sure you have geniune product. Apparently some fakhers are copying these products.

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sometimes they didnt think b4 they give a name, just ask other ppl for their opinion la..
lol

and got ppl spamming around...
too bad.
i need to scroll like mad only can post a comment

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imagine how its pronounced! ahahahakz

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is it cigarrete

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ooo, i know i know sisha~ the smell very strong o... can get a 2nd hand smoke very easily.

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geez, kenny...

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i'll fakher too

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Wow!The first time ever I heard a non-living thing that has gender.lolz!

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I would like to talk about the BALAGAN, (sorry i dont know where else should i comment) .
Hey Kenny , i was there last nite for the BALAGAN , it was really cool ! Where did you sit? I did not see you there??

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I just hate smokers...

I seriously wonder why they wanna pay to destroy their health....

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datuk_one23,
very funny jokes.
*laugh till jatuh kerusi*

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It is funny, Fakher~

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smoking one is equals to 2 or 3 packs of cigarettes. scientific proven.

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It gets funnier when you visit the alfakher website! REALLY!

http://hamletshero.blogspot.com/2008/05/al-fakher-and-hookas.html

You must visit their company website to get the whole joke! (:

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You were beaten to it. http://xnlai.blogspot.com/2008/04/change-of-title.html

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I LIKE THE NAME
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I go see again the entry it looks like FAK HER.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yoyoyoyo fakher smoker

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i saw sisha in the bedouine camp during my desert safari tour in dubai.. but didn't try it.. guess i'm not a fakher :D

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lol.. at the counter:

can i hv fakher pls?

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Best flavour for shisha is a combo of double apple + grape.

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fakher... HAHHAA i tot u were doing an ad at 1st. but probably ended one anyway ha! haha

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hahaha. funny man. serious.

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al-fakher is one of the higher quality flavoured tobaccos for shisha

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sisha is good for digestion.

serious!

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PLAGIARISM!!!!!!!!111oneoneeleven!11
I did this in my previous post too.
http://xnlai.blogspot.com/2008/04/change-of-title.html

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hey i saw ya on tv just now, your ad is out.

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Hey dude - people pronounce it 'al-fakheeeer', fakker...

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Lol I fakher= fucker

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OMG~ I want to faint edy. Which markerter damn stupiak ar? =.=

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LOLz

wtf

nice explore again

so kenny, did u get any for urself as collection?
haha

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Apa? SISA-SISHA TOBACCO.real fakher.

"HAPPY GAWAI DAY & HARVEST FESTIVAL" TO SARAWAKIAN"

CHEERS.NGIRUP TUAK KENNY

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haha... i dunno if al-fakher or not... XD

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LOL, you seem to have any eye for stuff like this.

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come on! fak me! hahahahah!

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Yuck! No way, is just as same as smoking anyways. =/

But interesting flavors too. =X

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Its normal to take sisha in Moscow! Services are all available in any restaurant~ Either the most high class or lowest class one. And of course the culture came from middle east, In Dubai and Turkey~ Everywhere!!!

But I YET to try! LOL

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okay that was just really lame..

but yeah its pronounced as fa-KHHH-er, but i guess its hard on asian tongues... its one of the best brands of tobacco...

at least u blogged i guess

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ha ha fak her. i get it. not funny.

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I'll-FARK-HER

Hahaha!! Since there is Strawberry Fakher and Two Apples Fakher, Kenny I think you should urge them to make one DOUBLE COCONUT Fakher for your sake!! Then you could be involved in another advertisement!!

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Fakher means smoke?

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lol...you and your never ending word interpretation. Very creative! XD

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I thought I saw something like 'fu*ker' then only realize its 'i'll f*ck her'

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fakh me


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Its how you pronounce it.
Fakher = Fucker
Fakher = Fakhir

The first one as u all think of.
Secondly it can be pronounced as fakir which mean very poor or hardcore poor.

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but how i pronounce it is al fakher = All Fark Her

Hahahah! do u want to "fark her" ?

Lets "All Fark Her!" woooo!

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I recommend ladies using it.... it's flavoured too

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shut the fakher up!

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err what is fakher hor?

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err the name very rude. how do ladys wear them?

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Woot! Interesting product! And OMFG + wtf, there's a website for it.. www.alfakher.com.. comes wif several languages too! LMAO..

Man.. naming conventions cudnt be more interesting than this!

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oh fa-KH-er means superior in arabic... so what do u guys know..

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what's wrong with that? u guys are weird.

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It is actually pronounced " Al Faa kher " or " Al Faa khar " and not like u think of.

There's an " alif " between the character " fa " and " kha " for the purpose of stretching the " fa " i.e " faa ".

Btw, for Adults Only = " Lil Baalighiina Faqat "

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sounds very very wrong.

al sounds like " i will"
fakher sounds like "fuck U"
so it goes " i will fuck u!"..........


call me lame laaaaaaa

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Sounds like some sex toys to me lol. Condom?

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I lookedup on shisha before...apprently doctors says its much, much worse compared to smoking because of a few factors which includes the absence of a filter and not to mention you're smoking pure tobacco.

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I would say that it's a brilliant brand name! It captured the attention, what all brands would want to achieve.
Just imagine how much more attention it would capture if it was named "Al Fakhim" ...
Coca-Cola, eat your heart out:p

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haha shishha is fun! :P
n bad 4health 2!
enjoy life while u still can :P
fakher

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Smoking is definitely bad for health dude~

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pronounced as al fakir u idiot!!
next time ask 1st how to pronounce then only make fun can?

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Well, take it lightly everyone..have some humour sense..why take it so serious?

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That is just to make you all laugh so that you will have a sisha with more fun topic to have a chat with your friend.

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Sure feels like trying a Fakher now.

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It's look n sound like a CONDOM advertisements. With an apple n strawberry flavour n it's only for adults. Condom advertisement shud move to the next ERA of advertisements. Put a big picture of an apple n strawberry then a big italic words "ADULTS ONLY - 1000MM THICKNESS" . What a "Fakher" idea.....

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If you are worried about your health but love the occasional
hooka session, I suggest you look into smoke filters that can be attached to the end of your hose! It will help filter out a lot of the nefarious toxins!

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