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Sunday, 13 January 2008

Short Talk:

I just attended the Pack The Floor For 24 dance marathon organised by HELP University students together with Magician David Lai, Christien & Lavin, Belinda Chee, Juwita Suwito, Liang and Hannah Tan. Those kids are gonna dance for 24 hours in an effort to raise fund for the AIDS Society.

I have attended many college events in the past, but that was one of the most fun and well-organised charity events I have attended in a long time.

Chicago 7

Recently there's been a lot of new places popping up all over Kuching.

Chicago 7 is one of those new fast food restaurants that has only recently started business here.

The franchise outlet offers all the standard American-style fast food like burgers, hot dogs, fries and "broasted" chickens. I like it. They are pretty much like your regular KFC or McDonald's, except the quality of food here is a lot better and cleaner.

The only problem is that Chicago 7 is new. Very new.

They are so new that half the stuff on their menu isn't even available yet.

When I was there last night, the hot dogs are sold out, the chickens are not here, and the only thing they have left are the burgers. But even then the burgers at Chicago 7 are not the same as the ones I'm used to.

For instance, I'm used to burgers being called either "chicken burgers" or "beef burgers". Over at Chicago 7, they don't call it Bar-B-Q Beef Burger. They call it Bar-B-Q Cow.

So if you wanna order a beef burger, you tell them you wanna order a cow.

And I couldn't resist pulling some lame jokes on the poor cashier.

Cashier: What would you like to order?
Kenny: I'll have a Bar-B-Q Cow.
Cashier: Bar-B-Q Cow? Or meal?
Kenny: Just the cow.
Cashier: Just the cow?
Kenny: Yeah. Do I have to feed the cow grass or... what?
Cashier: -_-
Kenny: Does it come with milk?
Cashier: No!
Kenny: So how am I gonna fit it in the car?
Cashier: -_____-
Kenny: So if I want milk shake, I just take the cow and shake it a bit, is it?
Cashier: -___________-

The cashier was so put off by my lame jokes, her expression was exactly like this.

I think she was very annoyed lah. Because in the end, she did not even deliver my order!


137 Comments

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Mooo...

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lol. =.=

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if u want ice milk shake u need to freeze the cow 1st -.- mooo~~

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hahaha kenny you're a joker. a cow.

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haha are you trying to pick up the cashier? notti notti kenny =P

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lamey kenny.hmmm...wad abt hotdog?do u get to feed the dog?haha

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haha.. funneee... but kasian the waitress la~

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where is it in kuching? I miss Kuching...long long time didn;t go back alreay...

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She does not look like she is annoyed, she giggled all the way. LOL!

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i miss home...

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My url is www.davidlai.tv , hahaha, wait till I send you the pics of you on stage man. It's crazeee ! . Cu later !

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Just saw your clip with the waitress ....

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I bet she damn tulan d..dont know how to answer u also..lol..

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i dont think they are franchise but look more like local created fastfood chain. this reminds me of our local SugarBun. tried a few days ago but quality of burger and the fish n chips wasnt there.

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lol.sahweet.im goin thr tonight

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Nice place and they call it Chicago 7 and is a fast food restaurant. Is that the only shop or is there any branch because i never heard before until you post it.

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Where is this place? I would like to have a look ! :P

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LOL thrs the boy again

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Kenny, I won't want to knock giants like KFC or McDonald on quality or cleanliness. You can get sue for being over popular... ??? ... never mind.

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It's great to have this kind of joke to brighten up our day. Hahaha!!!

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Hah... u r so bad kenny. so bad.. lol

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ROFL HAHA.
she must be thinking that you're crazy!!
chicago 7 is really weirrd.
BAR B Q COW?
=.=

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Hahaha. Thanks alot for brightening up my day. You can really come up with the lamest things. XD

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Damn, the burgers cost cheaper compared to the ones in Canada. Too bad the meal itself doesn't include a drink... XD

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Hi Kenny, interesting VIDEO of 'where's my cow?' ... Is it a Freudian slip that you were simply filming her CHEST!? :-)

Have a good day!

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yeah

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SO EVIL

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LOLOLOLOL...so funny that she never noticed that you were recording her. Wish that I could see the expression on her face. Another good one man. Keep it going :)

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hahahahahahahaah
you should have titled this "the things i do for my blog"

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Good Joke Kenny.. I believe that humorous customers always lit up the workers' day :D

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bad bad ;p

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where is this place?
never heard of it..

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LOL! Kenny! u're a BIG meanie!

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hahaha! pity tht girl larhhh.! >_

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lol.. u sibei bo liao..

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Bar-B-Q Cow ?
Are they trying to make it hard for the customer or they're trying to make it funny ?
If you complain McD or KFC on cleanness, they won't sue you. They just make it cleaner.

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Haha. Kenny Si bei de siao lor!!

I can't help staring at her boobs when you mention cow and milk...

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LOL. Deesiao her...
Mean sia. But funny lah.
Hahahahaah XPpPpP

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kenny u da playa.

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-_____________- so lameeeeeee oneeeeeeee

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hahaha

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haiyo you very the "cow" la, cashier also wan to kau tehehehehe

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Luckily you met a cashier who is patient enough with you and she still can laugh at your jokes.

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I always wonder why chicken meat is called chicken and cow meat is called beef. And why beef burger and not cow burger as in chicken burger.. is just chicken burger? (start to talk nonsense already) Finally....a place that can agree with me calling it cow instead... hahaha

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mhwahahhaa....lame yet funny lah. She giggled..;-)
you're so charming kenny..ha.ha!

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holy cow!

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Bad Kenny, shooting tat girl's boobs only. Pretty aa?

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OmGosh..this is funny!! :-)

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poor cashier...hehe
anyway...where's the Chicago 7? exactly where? (blurrr...)

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lol, poor waitress.
how come she didn't notice you're recording.

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KENNY BUYING COW! HAVE A NICE DAY!

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Are you off your head??? "The quality of food here is a lot better" - the food is disastrous, to say the least, man! The chicken used in the burgers is processed, not real chicken, the fries are VERY soggy. It's all pretty inedible, have to say.

The street stalls are WAY better for burgers than Chicago 7, sorry people who own it, but it's the truth. There's no quality to the food at all. They could have opened a cool burger joint with awesome, fresh food and creative burger toppings . What a disappointment.

Up side? If people are honest enough to tell them the food sucks, they have time to change and do better. Being honest is the best way to help Chicago 7 keep it "stayin' alive".

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funny xD

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u are so lame

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Sarawak a lot of BUFFALOS,why don't they change it to BAR B Q BUFFALO BURGER (BURGER KERBAU).sure La Ku one.

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her boobs so small...

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*cold wind swept by*

brrrrr.. so cold.

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Wow....Looks so tasty....
Can challenge KFC and Macdonald and zakiyamani.com fried chicken!!!

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HAHAHAHAH, lame
why izzit always the poor little kid -_-

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Lame la your joke! No wonder her expression is
-_________________________-"

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LOL..if i'm the cashier..i'll be fuming too

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Hey Dude, Bart would have told you " Don't have a cow, man".

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hmmm.. did i heard she say COW or 9... BBQ 9.. i thought only available in Cambodia or somewhere like tat... or even soup rocket... they have it as fast food ar... not bad

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kenny you flirt

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greetings from ca,usa!
u don't know me personally but i like ur blog
very funny& entertaining
hmm, we never have a chicago 7 in america though..

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wait for the cow to come home.....

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Kenny dah takde keje.. menyakat orang..

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hahaha.. So funny.. really brighten up my mood.. =)

Why Kuching has so many funny shop names? hahaha..

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*jealous*


it LOOKS soooooooo good...

*pouts*

the bad thing, is i'm in singapore..

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*Moooo*

naughty kenny :)

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OMG... Did anyone tell u that u got a sexy voice...

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lol really funny...=.= i mean...'just the cow' is so hilarious man......T.T good job..

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Hillarious

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i bet when she finds this entry her expression will be extra long

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Seven

Chicago 7 is actually a trial in US. And I thought that it's actually an actual restaurant in US.

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wahaha.....naughty Kenny!

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doink lame joke indeed

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shake the cow for a milkshake la. nice try at picking her up :P

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U so naughty!! Lol!! If i was the waitress i think i will keep laughing there. Maybe she doesnt has the humour sense. ops!! =X That's y she -________-

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quite cheap the fast food...

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Since the restaurant is new, is the food nice.

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Why no link about Boulevard and The Spring Shopping Mall? Too scare to give any comments?

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even though what you said to the cashier was really lame, it still made me laugh :)

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Why must link about "Bullybark" and The Spring? They din even send me any invitation for their opening.

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Small boobs are small.

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hahahahaha.. lame meh? I think it's pretty funny *ROFLMAO*

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This is what I know...Why C7 resembles SB? Coz C7 is owned by an ex-SB. Why didn't they serve full menu? Coz some products are still being imported from USA and they're rushing for opening due to ridiculously high rental which can easily bankrupt you and which it only benefits the landlord who doesn't give a shit about your predicament.

Kenny, i hope you can do another review when they serve the full menu. I sincerely wish the boss will make it and turn it into another home grown franchise. We need to support local businesses but of course they need to serve decent and value for money food lah.

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why u showing us her boobs only? XD lol! joke..

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LoL.

-______-

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Kenny you shouldn't make fun at fast food outlets, you might get special sauce one day, "cream of some young guy" :)

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how can i not love you.. u are so damn funny.. no matter how tired i am for the whole day.. never did i missed readin ur blog.. it freshens me just like magic *ting* .. please do keep on the good job... cus i am sure there are lots more people who loves u like i do.. ! ganbatteh neh!

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The name look canggih :P

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kenny ah kenny that p24 website you put cannot work one!

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That's probably worse than the ads u see at Macdonalds for the big mac. They actually just take a stand-alone picture of the burger and the words "moo..." right above it...

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Kenny that was a lame lame joke :P

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reminds me of this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uhlRnh51qnQ

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The Chicago 7 may one day be like Mcd or KFC.

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lols. can i have a cow?

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It's pretty cheap for fast food.. I wonder why she didn't notice you filming :-?

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Eeewwwkkk..!! that was really lame.. Kenny..!!

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ur voice is so sexy

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pity the casher, lol

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muahaha..Moo Moo !!

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seems like you were flirting. lol

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Hey Kenny, I love your voice! I love your teeth too, omg i have something for vampire teeth. I think u're kinda cute. HAHA. I replayed the video on the "Cow" for 10 times already i think, just to listen to your voice =)
Oh man oh man, KENNYY.. hahaha. Hope I'm not scaring you.

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Oh and yeah Colby, I agree, Kenny's voice is so sexy. Haha. =D

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kenny, u super lame la
hahahahaha

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wasn't sugarbun one of the first fastfood outlets to coin the terms "broaster", "broasted" chicken etc..?

just a thought :)

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Kenny oh kenny! did the waitress know who you were? the vid looks like an unsuccessful pick up session!

love you, man!

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Hey! I am the waitress, when you told me the joke, i was like 'right..........'

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Hey! I am the waitress's boyfriend, why did you keep looking and shooting at her boobs?

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where is chicago 7 located in kuching?

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lame..

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Met folks from Malaysia in North America a couple years ago, and they were afraid to Eat at KFC because of "Bad Food" experience back home. We were amazed that the concept of "RETURNING" Bad Tasting or Ill Prepared food was not even part of their consciousness. I've even returned Food because Gravy spilt and Fries were Cold & Soggy when I got home. Besides running afoul of Ministry of Consumer Affairs & Dept of Health, it is simply GOOD BUSINESS to cultivate the REPEAT Customer.
Reason "Fast Food" have the Junk Food label is because they serve OVERLY Nutricious Food, CHEAPER than you could Prepare it at home most times. Macdonalds even have a FREE Drink Re-Fill Policy most places and you can take it with you.
TIP:- For home cooked Burgers, Nothing beats Presidents' Choice "Thick & Juicy" for Flavour,Quality & Price. No need for Garnish just some Veg on top.MMMMM!

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Look at ur video..look where it's focused on..

she must think you're a perv or sumthin..

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oh now i baru know this place is in 3rd mile there... damn u kenny didnt mention where is the shop located!

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5.90 with fries somemore, sounds cheap compares with Mc D's

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cows do not drink milk!

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Not sure if the price is reasonable, if it is lower than McD or KFC and is good then probably can be famous.

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pfftttt..
Retarded lah you. so random.
but i think it makes working happier for her:D
Shes half giggling and half -_- to me

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been there...so funny with the 'cow' thing...but the fries arent that bad...hehe

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kesian waiter .I haven't went to Chicago 7.

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ARGH!!!! I accidentally became a chicken!!!

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Hey, I think the same cashier entertained u is the same one who entertained me before. haha.. i asked her the exact same thing when i first went into Chicago 7. And guess wat, she never delivered my order. hahahah

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O.o i live near chicago 7.

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LOL! So funny..

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..this place ain't for me..
Going once...but going twice? Na-uh!
the fries so 'teng teng' (bloody hard one..makes my gigi kantoi dy)..and the service..haiz! lauya..
Well if u dun have tat bloody milkshake js say so...and u dun plan to refund back my money unless i ask? WTF
Dun mean to 'suan siao'..but really get a new set of employees to run that place

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HAHA..super lame..

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nice one kenny.wahahaha

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LOL been thr before. doesn't taste as great as KFC though..

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i prefer KFC more honestly....

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I am a regular customer I was in Chicago 7 last Friday with my Son I had my useual Double but the beef pattie was not cooked and made me sickmy stomac upset for 2 days this is not good also the dressing is so runny I have complaind about this they keep saying that they will change but never do.
Regards

Bob Wilkinson

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you cracked me up! ok you have found yourself a regular and i posted my name this time.

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By the way its actually

Chica . Go . 7

:)

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Chicago 7 really from Chicago? never heard about it & can't even find in any website...

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what goes up, has to come down?

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it's Funny.

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