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Wednesday, 17 October 2007

Short Talk:

naeboo: Get me some Sarawak pepper next time you're in KL pls.
Kenny: Hey yo, ya wan me to get ya sum white pepper or black pepper, yo?
naeboo: Black peppercorns, ma nigga! thx man.
Kenny: Ya want dem black nigga peppa ground or with balls, yo?
naeboo: Dayam, nigga! Wut country yo mama got 'em peppercorns from tht got ground? I dun need no peppa dat can't fly! I want 'em peppa wit balls as much as balls got hair, ya hear?
Kenny: Fo shizzle, ma nizzle. Peace out!

C-In2 Men's Push-Up Underwear Review

Remember the push-up underwear for men I blogged about some time ago?

Well, I was in Singapore again recently, and I decided to visit the New Urban Male store and give this push-up undie a try, just to see how effective it is.

Yes, I know. The things I do for my blog.

A pair of push-up undies like this normally costs SGD$32.90 (RM75) but lucky for me, New Urban Male was running a buy one get one free promotion when I was there.

I think they're trying to clear their stock because apparently Singaporean men don't need help to push up their package. Either that, or they figured out that stuffing a banana down the undies is much cheaper.

So this is the undie. It's black. It's a brief.

It looks like any other undie except for this little strap.

What the strap does is that it holds the "man fruit" in place.

Like this.

Theoretically, using the strap will push up the "man fruit", making it look like a "brinjal" when in fact you got a "long bean".

I don't know how well that's gonna work, so I went into the changing room (after I paid for it of course) and tried it on.

This is me before I wear the push-up undies.



This is me after I put on the push-up undies.

Is there a difference? I can't tell. So I asked my female friends what they think.

Yes, I know. I'm a lucky guy. It's not everyday you can ask girls to comment on your "man fruit".

Here's what they say.

Nadnut: Is it already on? How come like nothing one?

Estee Teo: Wow! Really got big difference leh!

Huiwen: OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!

To be honest, it was kinda strange and uncomfortable walking around with a strap tied around my groin like that. My dick felt like it's a pet animal, and I'm taking it out on a walk with a leash tied around its neck.

What's worse, within a few minutes after I walked around wearing the push-up underwear, my dick starts to feel a little numb 'cos the blood flow to my dickonosaurus is restricted.

Anyway, I decided to take it out for a real world experiment.

So there I was, standing confidently alongside the walkway at City Link Mall, wearing my C-In2 Push-Up Underwear, equipment strapped in, proud and hanging.

To my utter dismay, almost every girl who walked passed didn't even BOTHER giving me a freaking glance to my pushed-up man fruit!

Even the middle-aged aunties who walked past couldn't care less about my dragon balls!

That's ridiculous. I am so disappointed.

What for I buy this stupid push-up underwear if none of the girls are giving willing attention to my willy!?

Then, just when I was about to give up, something happened...



WTF!

RUN KENNY, RUN!

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there IS difference

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Cant believe u really tried it .. lol

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Waste your money only ler...

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FIRST!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! U funny la!! I tot only girls would wanna do that,u know push up their boobs but why in the world would a guy wanna do it to?! Its looks funny,but can see the diffs la.. =)

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oklah..atleast got uncle notice u rather than nobody!!

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Ummmmm... A visit to a Gay Bar might get you some better 'results'. But are there any Gay Bars in Kuching?

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Yeah, gay bar is probably the right place to check out the 'effectiveness'... LOL! Don't think there's one in Kch although I'm told the Link is where a lot of 'them' hang-out!

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try going around maxwell market and duxton area :p

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The difference is noticable but I guess not many girls eyes would wonder down south :D

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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hahahhahhahahah so thoughtful of u to blur the uncle's face! ROFLS...

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There is a brand in Malaysia called Skinxwear and they have launched a new range of undies with the same function, push up and support but minus the strap/leash. It's very comfortable and has something like a pouch instead of that thing you tied your barnarnar with. Try it out.

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My goodness. That thing really attract "uncle".

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You should have worn a white pair of pants for maximum effect.
Just check out the last pic, the uncle's companion wears white, and it highlighted the hugeness of her assets.

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zzzz

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Hahahahahahaha, so funny lah! There is an obvios difference for me anyway, but it just looks like you have a constant hard-on. Which is you know... weird. Haha. Anyway, the uncle so funny! Haha.

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Ha!Ha!Ha! You are truly hilarious! I think it's better without the push up effect. Looks like you got a hard on. That's why the uncle sneaked a peak. You probably gave him one after that! Ha!Ha!Ha!

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umm...what a revelation....maybe you can be their official spokesperson...

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I cannot believe you tried that thing on... Make sure not to go to Thailand wearing those. XD

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woah, this undies really effective and can see the difference!

i guess the testing considered as failed! seldom gals would look at that area one, most of them like guys would check out for push up bra instead. maybe you should try with a lighter color pants or zippers not done properly??

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Maybe the uncle will buy one too. =P

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so gay...

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OMG! WAHAHAHAHA!

A TOTAL MAN-LEASH ON UR cocos.

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Nabeh.......i tot u oni have big cocunuts oni?

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Hahahahhahahahhahahh..someone came alright!

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Hahahaah! A few pictures can turn the post into a hilarious 1.. I'm in office lor! Internal injury liao!

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Not that funny though
A bit distasteful..
Sadly these things sells

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great post to carve a smile!

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Why dun they can come out with a push-up swimming trunk, i bet all the chicks would stare at your dickonosaurus wuahahaha...

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Got difference lar... but really... who cares? Do girls even really look down there?
haha..
Hope ur dick is fine is such tight jeans... bwahaha...

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yours no big enough.(pui pui a a lan cia teh teh)

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this is so wuliao...

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kenny, ur size based on tua pau or tng? i think urs is tua pau instead of tng...

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....Really BIG different

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oh my god u're fucking sick!!! but i cannot stop myself from laughing!! that situation is just like how us girls compare boobs!!! We stare at other girls to check them out... That uncle sure is competitive wey... x)

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You are FUNNY!!!!!!! :D

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wah, ur kukuciao so stand out, later attract gay and kena squeeze by gay, wahahahaha....

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what if you want to pee??no need to touch the cukoo?

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hilarious XD

the uncle was probably like 'eh wth?' *stare stare*

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mayb u r wearing jean so its not obvious....

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there is difference ler....feel comfort or not after few day of trying..

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oh!.no..no..for me.it make me difficult to control when my little brother wake up!.look like HAM SAP!

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MY SECRET IS EXTRA TIGHT JEANS. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO EMO.

M o ha ha ha .

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Btw... my sis say you super hot *sigh* but I don't think you into Eurasians :P

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not sure about your dickosoresaurus size, but i think you didnt change your clothing :p

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a pull for the ego. *nods*

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Hahahahahahaha !!! (for the last pic)

erm.. Wow.. really got difference ler !!

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when u wear that people will thought that dicky boy stand all da time...lol

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Not trying to sound despo (hehe) but do
check-out my blog and say "Hi" (or something, at least)
I'm such a big fan of you, Kenny Sia,
and i hope u would "pop" by my
humble blog:DDD


heh heh heh.

Can or cannot? Pls reply?

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you need the 'spanish fly' potion, i heard it'll make those girls crazy about ur fruits.

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kenny, release it, release it, release it, never ever tame it......

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HAHAHAHA !! THERE IS A DIFFERENT ! BUT ....... ! You attract GAYS instead of GIRLS !

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Looks rather BDSM-ish...

Anyway, on the topic of putting the apparatus to the test at gay bars...
If you're still around in Singapore, ask around for "The Towel Club"...
Or better yet, go to fridae.com for research on "Gay bars". :p

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HA! HA! MAY BE U DIDN'T TIE IT TIGHT ENOUGH! HAVE A NICE DAY!

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LOL? So did that old uncle rape you? =D

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Yo Kenny, it seems like you have City Hall preference when you're in Singapore!

Wouldn't it be nice if you you took some photos at the mrt station again and wait for smrt guy to apprehend you and all u got to do is to show him your new "assets"...........

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you should have used that RM75 and got yourself a new shirt.

and maybe at the same time a new pair of jeans.

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don't you have to wash before you wear them!!??? to be safe, you know. you don't know who's touched them! what if the salesman/girl had STDs!! what if the lady working in the factory in china had STDs!!! kenny, be careful who you get intimate with. don't wanna pass it on y'know.

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If dickposts are what the people want, give em dickposts.


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OMG. THATS SUCH AN UGLY (AND FAT) PIC OF ME!!!!!!!

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Hahaha, so did the uncle give you a very big horny smile?

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You are really funny dude!

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Tip for the day: Do not take the MRT/Subway/Train/Elevator during peak hours.

Otherwise, confirm sure kena kiap one.

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what the F*^k wrong with you lah kenny? cant believe it man.... u r so damn bloody sick and funny.

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haha this is one funny blog i read... don wear tat... make ur kuku kesian le...

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I find guys with a constant hard-on disgusting...

*ahem*

There was once a speaker that came to my school. At that time, his 'manliness' looked 'turgid'. I had the "best" luck when I had to sit at the front row as there was no more space at the back. I placed my hand at the side of the table then the speaker suddenly came close. I had to quickly pull my hand away to avoid contact with his dick... Ew...

Anyway...
Run, Kenny! RUN!!!

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nonsense !

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hahahha.. i seriously can't stop laughing.. hhahahaa

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gosh, u really tried that! i wonder what'll happen to the strip if u got excited.. lol.. =p

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people will tot ur brother is wake up.. girls will tot after u c her then ur there stand up d.. will think u r ham sap lou!

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pls lah, which girl would look there? u think girls are cheekopek like men? so obscene to see a bulge there!

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oh,ok... but can i ask,y do they wana show "it"? won't it seem...er...wierd? especially when the "sam ku lok po" saw...

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This reminds me of a certain scene from Borat. Hmmm...

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walan eh.. so sensitive meh!!... the uncle's head itchy and turn his head only...then u say until like the uncle seeing your asset.. ei what if the uncle's son c how leh.. dmn defame lor

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hey..have been readin ur blog.. first time posting a comment..
THERE IS A DIFF!!!..

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OMG, this post is seriously hilarious! I love it when u blog about some random stuff and with added kennysia-ness to it. Well done! Really looking forward for more... =)

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There's quite an obvious difference. I'm probably not speaking for all girls, but I do occasionally glance 'southward', especially in men I find attractive.

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Damn it.
kenny u crack me up

HAH HAH
Nxt time, i wud definitely go City Hall to see whoelse is seeking for attention

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Why on earth would any man want to have their 'man fruit' pushed up in the first place? Why would man want them to appear protruding out like that?

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I recon stuffing sox works better than puting a leash around "princess sofie". What if the leash killed the poor thing...lack blood flow, it'll be pale as well, then blue..then dead. Poor dead fruit.

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heh! size doesn't matter.

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I think your'e better off stuffing it with a banana down there =_=" Doesnt seem to make too much difference to attract girls unless it looks EXTRA HUGE

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rofl.. things u could do for ur blog ... *shakes head* but... hahahaha

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i dun think its comfortable...haha...
but the fact is...it make such a big diffrerence

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beh tong.... (!!!-_-)

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omg... aunties ignored you =P
with that undies, it does seem to make a huge difference.

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Your comment here: "...my dick starts to feel a little NUMB 'cos the blood flow to my dickonosaurus is restricted.."

I guess that's why the brand is also called New Urban Male (acronym N-U-M).... sorry, bad joke. ;-p

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Take off ur jeans n show 'em! yo!

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That can't be good for the jewels man. lol.

And i suppose it works.. if one wants a 24 hour hard on.

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Yea, take off your pants and parade la! Thanks for linking!

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you must really in a nutty situation leh

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ROFL!

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aiyo~
girls dun look at guys like how guys look at boobs la!
ahahaha

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wah lau...you really crack me up man.
maybe next time try showcase it where pple are sitting down, so at least its within eye level...
haha~

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wa... at least la... got someone notice ur thing.. LOL!!

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hahahahahaha..............

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i was wondering kuching got such thing or not?? wanna buy and try it out also... hahahahahaha............

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-.-"

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haha...
can't believe u tried that on..
hillarious... haha..
notty u!! lol=P

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funny push ups i'll nvr use...

blankswf.blogspot.com

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u r a

  • joker
  • !!

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    thats cos ur short and ugly :) , unless ur tall and cool, mayb ppl will look at ur nuts...have fun

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    hilarious, good stuff you have man...

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    What the main purpose to have such push-up undies? just make kukuciao looked like erated? lolz...:)

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    grosss...HAHAHAHAHA...funny tho!

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    heh heh.. good one. freakingly funny.. no.. no.. freaking, but funny.. anyway.. salute.

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    there is no meaning to make ur kuku hang like tat lar. we men doesnt show it like women's breast. invention of this underwear is reli 1 word "ge gao"

    the blood cannot flow smoothly maybe will make ur dick become paralyzed lol. then u reli need tis underwear liao lor

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    aron crawling slowly in da blog, and said HELLO EVERYBODY... UR BLOG ROCKSSSSSSS

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    Hi Kenny you must try WonderJock from Aussiebum. aussibum.com They are based in Sydney but huge in Europe and State. Their "push up" undies are more common sense and seriously works :)Gluck :)

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    >> [i]My dick felt like it's a pet animal, and I'm taking it out on a walk with a leash tied around its neck.[/i]

    Kenny: Did you feel like wearing this instead?

    http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2007/10/5//1191613341330.jpg

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    what happens when you get an erection?

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    Yipee... a banana on a string!
    It's people like you that make the world more fun! :)
    Good job dicknasaorus!

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    You're a sell out fucker cibai. You only talk shit. Your blog ain't such a deep one. You're a simple retard with nothing much to say but nonsense and its very cloche. FUCK YOU!

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    Of course we will never forget this post..
    And sorry to say that I've grabbed some photos from you... just to tell you.. in case... ;)

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    eh kenny... now my fiance is asking me to read your blog cos it's hilarious... you're a bastard man... hahaha!!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    * foams in mouth *

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    Wow, This is the first time I have heard of this thing call Push-Up Underwear.

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    I usually enjoy your jokes Kenny. But take offense to this "Black nigga peppacorns" language. Please be more respectful.
    Thank God its on its way out of popularity here in the U.S. cause as a black person, I'm tired of hearing these disrespectful words. Even when its between friends. Its wrong, still hurtful, do not say it.
    Thanks,
    Kim, Chicago

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    SEXAY!

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    Got difference but what's the point?
    Anyway, ain't look good - bulging front & BACK !!

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    The hell?! The way you are standing, very act stylish la, so like it or not, everybody's probably ignoring you on purpose la!

    A dickonosaurus on a leash is a very blue one (pun intended)!!!!

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    I jus briefly glance thru d comments.. u noe lar, so many ppl write here.. I'm a slow reader~ But I'm jus curious, hope u guys can help me out.. like tat tie on barnarnar.. not painful one meh? izit like trying to hold it straight in place? then aint ur 'member' squashed against ur underpants?

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    HAHAHA! Farney Uncle Kenny! Not much a differ actually...they should have make it more PUSHIE :P or perhaps should wear a soft silk trousers instead of JEANS.

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    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    eh do u read comments one ah? if not wasted my energy typing all this wtf

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    Hmmm...got difference ah. Only i think it will look weird lah ard here. Ppl may think that u're wearing the jeans too tight instead of thinking that your what what is big. lol! I think la..

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    Later u stand beside an aunty wif her daughter.. d aunty tot u big bulge bcos of her daughter, say u bian tai, then slap u gao gao! Then girls tot all tat is in ur mind is all ham sap things.. then girls avoid u.. hahHAHAHAhaa! Ai ya, ah Sweat, cool lar, no nid all worked up, my bad~ my bad~

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    Careful..you have to jaga your manhood for the procreation of future mini kenny sias..huhu

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    cilakakkkkkkkkk!!! kahkahkahkahkah .. so big

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    If you want many girls know your *dxxxx* is big, maybe you should bring a big paper and write in there,my *dxxx* so big, if you don't belive it, pls check it out ;)
    i'm garanty 100% many girls come to you and check it out. :)

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    hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh, you've got a great sense of humor.

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    wow cili padi u have, kenny

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    dude, that is embarrassing man..

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    watch your mouth when u talk in ebonics,kenny.saying fo shizzle is funny,sayin the N word in public,AND for fun,is not.do not stoop to a level so low so as to disrespect the culture.

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    haha... that's funny. I defintely won't try that out. dude! you are brave! you can review this as well:-
    http://www.knocksomesense.com/2007/10/18/iphone-accessory-phonefinger-ha-ha/

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    you should wear a T-shirt with a big arrow pointing south... Then surely EVERYONE would look there....LOL

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    hahah .... u not takut later the coconut die of suffocation kah???

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    Hahaha... it's sooo funny, can't stop laughing! All i thought it's the gals have push-up stuff, now only i realize that i'm sooo wrong!

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    hi

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    It looks cool and fun to wear this undies, quite creative work actually. But I thought the design may be too unnecessary, considering the function of a "normal" undies is to hold the groin.

    Anyway, you may need to go to gay places for people to take a look because the difference is not really noticeable in public setting lol

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    its pretty ugly... to have a guy with 'hard on' walking down the street like that. not attraCTIVE.

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    lol...didn't know straight guys knew about these underwear brands marketed for gay guys

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    well, i think probably because gals don't "stare" at guys groin area as much as a guy would "stare" at gal's boobs??

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    women have push up gerenty people want to see . your one people dowan to see . bugi mak!!!!!

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    i want to see sexy deep deep valley/longkang besar.
    not yours peanut..

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    Better get the real big one :P

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    Yer're too funny lah..!!

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    if i were there, i'll look at you. Not because of your sexy male pet but because you're posing along the walkway.

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    You r so funny. U rock!!!

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    If you keep it on long enough and blood flow stays restricted, your KKC may fall off :D

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    that was hilarious! u are so cute! =)

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    hahahahaha OMG! i can't stop laughing!! LOL

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    C-in2 ones are actually really uncomfortable.
    Chafing is not fun!

    If you're looking for push up kinda stuff, get the aussiebum verson that has a pouch for your rambutans, rather than cutting off circulation to your banana.

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    girls don't look at men's dicks. they look at men's body.

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    zomg... the male version of push up... =___= i mean, seriously need it meh? its like insecurity to the max... but kinda funny tho.. HAHAHA.. must have felt weird putting it on XD XD

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    Forget about that strap - it's pretty redundant I guess. It looks like it's going to constrict the penis and even the testicles, so it's not really good at all. You need a better airflow and proper blood flow for the penis for its maximum functionality.

    That is a nice underpants with a good fabric certainly if you are to exclude the push-up strap.

    Anyway, a man with constant hard-on looks weird - and fake. Just be yourself, Kenny Sia. You are a very hot, cute, kawaii and a sexy guy, and no one certainly can resist you at all.

    I guess you can become an underwear model too. You have the body. You have the symbol of a normal, and at the same time, perfect and consistent man. You get lotsa cash, and many guys and girls will admire you! :)

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    hey kenny, maybe you should show the girls w/o the pants... since they so blur! (maybe they were asking you for that... aiyo, maybe you are blur....) oops, opportunity gone - lah...

    tak pe, you go buy another one, this time, u show them, live - & loud!

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    lol, WTF!! RUN KENNY, RUN!!

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    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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    Haha, very funny.

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    I know its been awhile and you probably thrown away the underwear but I'm thinking mostly people aren't even sparing any looks is because they decided its not worth the effort after taking a look at that banana "tree" leaning on the wall.

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