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27 May 2007
Short Talk:
Whoever was told that I'm earning RM1,000 a week from ads on this blog, that is not true ok!
Bad Name For A Toothpaste
Reader Cheryl sent in this photo of a toothpaste she saw at her local supermarket.

Think it's a toothpaste of a popular brand?
Take a closer look.

Oral Me! Would you like to oral me?
What kinda dumbass came up with the brilliant idea of calling a toothpaste "Oral Me"? What was he thinking?! The guy has only one job coming up with a product name, and he stuffs it up by calling it "Oral Me"!
Bloody hell, I could think of a million different names for a toothpaste, and all of it would sound better than "Oral Me".
They might as well call it "The Blowjob Toothpaste", and it would still sound better than "Oral Me".

Can you imagine the TV advertisement for this product?
"Oral Me... Toothpastes That Suck!"
:: Posted by Kenny at 8:18 PM | Link | Facebook It
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120 Comments:
Mmmm toothpaste that suck
Posted by: JustAnotherTragedy at 27 May 2007 8:21 PM | Link to comment
*sucks
Posted by: JustAnotherTragedy at 27 May 2007 8:22 PM | Link to comment
O-really?
Posted by: fzzzz at 27 May 2007 8:22 PM | Link to comment
T_T.. Of all names.... sigh....
Posted by: Firefly
at 27 May 2007
8:22 PM | Link to comment
*sucks toothpaste*
Posted by: JustAnotherTragedy at 27 May 2007 8:24 PM | Link to comment
tiulei lah.
Posted by: i am a slut w no pussy.. quak quak quak at 27 May 2007 8:24 PM | Link to comment
sounds really really wrong..
"oral who? oral me"
imagine if that was the tagline said by a female in commercials
Posted by: aaron at 27 May 2007 8:27 PM | Link to comment
lolzzz..
sucky toothpaste.
Posted by: Yi Ling at 27 May 2007 8:33 PM | Link to comment
Haha. What a stupid attempt to create an imitation product with an imitation name that sounds absolutely wrong.
Posted by: khensthoth at 27 May 2007 8:33 PM | Link to comment
yuppies of today
Posted by: iggy at 27 May 2007 8:35 PM | Link to comment
Hah. That really crack me up. Least we have yet to find a Oral-MEE along with this. *slurp slurp*
Posted by: cHieW at 27 May 2007 8:57 PM | Link to comment
what de...?
Posted by: rojakmaumau at 27 May 2007 8:59 PM | Link to comment
That camel costs 269 Egyptian Pounds?
Not a bad deal, wor.
Posted by: Khoo Kay Por at 27 May 2007 9:06 PM | Link to comment
ok... so you earn more than rm1000 a week from the ads...
Posted by: v at 27 May 2007 9:08 PM | Link to comment
A very poor attempt to pass off the goodwill of a popular brand name...I guess...it blew on the marketer's face
Posted by: free traffic at 27 May 2007 9:14 PM | Link to comment
A ripoff of Oral-B
Posted by: mitchlai at 27 May 2007 9:20 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! toothpastes that suck! lol
Posted by: nav at 27 May 2007 9:20 PM | Link to comment
dun play play with this product it might be the most selling product for Indonesian...
Posted by: ting at 27 May 2007 9:21 PM | Link to comment
the most suitable emoticon response:
:O
:O
:O
Posted by: Lainie at 27 May 2007 9:30 PM | Link to comment
hi kenny..
when do u usually squeeze in ur runs? as in, do u do ur runs in the morning or at nite? im reli inspired to start running..
thanks!
Posted by: kat at 27 May 2007 9:34 PM | Link to comment
LOLZ! only an asshole can come out with something like this
Posted by: Daryl at 27 May 2007 9:37 PM | Link to comment
of course not 1000..maybe more.Nuffnag rules
Posted by: DrumNbass88 at 27 May 2007 9:47 PM | Link to comment
kenny sucks join the anti-kenny coalition come to the chatterbox and FLAME YO!!~
Posted by: mikey at 27 May 2007 10:03 PM | Link to comment
wat the HELL! ???.. "ORAL-ME" ??.,. hahahaha!
where u found it Kenny ?
Posted by: baldwin at 27 May 2007 10:21 PM | Link to comment
haha! i laughed so loud water spurted out my nose
Posted by: Nightfall at 27 May 2007 10:31 PM | Link to comment
Oral-B and Follow Me just don't mix haha.
Posted by: leongsoon at 27 May 2007 10:45 PM | Link to comment
I've seen some T-shirt with this 'Oral Me' logo sold along other T-shirts that says 'pornstar', 'good bush [picture of female in bikini], bad bush [picture of George Bush]', etc...
Posted by: iamyuanwu at 27 May 2007 10:51 PM | Link to comment
good one :)
Posted by: Sara at 27 May 2007 10:56 PM | Link to comment
of course, you dont earn rm1000, you earn more! -_-
Posted by: chris at 27 May 2007 10:57 PM | Link to comment
then how much roughly do u get in a week? trust your words rather than rumours...
Posted by: o.0 at 27 May 2007 11:31 PM | Link to comment
Ahahaha, oral me wo.... hahahah.
Posted by: Senel at 27 May 2007 11:36 PM | Link to comment
LMFAO!!! what a great name for a toothpaste!
the next thing is they'll come up with a toothbrush called "Poke Me In" and a cleaner liquid called "Clean My Insides".
poor camel XD
Posted by: conancat at 27 May 2007 11:42 PM | Link to comment
ORAL ME..
yeah~.. My choice.
Posted by: Richard at 27 May 2007 11:52 PM | Link to comment
haha...so funny..
anyway, this is a malaysia product?
swt swt swt...imitate oral-b until like dat..at least a better name ma...
lol..really pengsan..*faint*
Posted by: amelia at 27 May 2007 11:57 PM | Link to comment
the rm1000 per week thing came from xiaxue's blog le... the entry on 25th may. about nuffnang.sg
mebbe it's time to msn ur friend in sg to ask her to stop sprouting nonsense?
Posted by: rojakmaumau at 28 May 2007 12:19 AM | Link to comment
Reminds me of a cute malay girl I met during my student exchange to Kuching who asked me after her orals at school "What do you think about my malay oral? Is it suck?"
Posted by: orang putih at 28 May 2007 12:45 AM | Link to comment
now tat's the kenny i like.. hehe...
Posted by: harry at 28 May 2007 1:05 AM | Link to comment
Hahahaha.. Really got such toothpaste?? wanna go supermarket and search for it..
Posted by: Rose at 28 May 2007 1:23 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, first, i've nothing to do with this toothpaste...
secondly, I do feel angry about u making jokes about other people's product... who do you think you are? a dick head?
third, this is the first and the last time for me to visit ur blog...
Posted by: steven at 28 May 2007 2:01 AM | Link to comment
im upset now but u make me smile lol
Posted by: LoL at 28 May 2007 2:05 AM | Link to comment
bye steven, we'll miss you =(
Posted by: hw at 28 May 2007 2:27 AM | Link to comment
so funny... good one
Posted by: LoL at 28 May 2007 2:54 AM | Link to comment
toothpaste that sucks. hey. that's a good tag line!
Posted by: Annie at 28 May 2007 2:56 AM | Link to comment
Frankly,u r exaggerating
Posted by: TAN at 28 May 2007 2:57 AM | Link to comment
Sounds like a wanna-be perve who's never had any.
Posted by: flinkus at 28 May 2007 3:55 AM | Link to comment
sigh...malaysia product is not tat bad...but why do they have to imitate other product name? I think they decide on the name in a hurry. It goes like this...
(ok...we got our new toothpaste product. now we need a name.)
(someone...give me the names of all well-known toothpaste brand)
(erm...colgate, darlie, oral-B...)
(ORAL-B!! i use that one. its the best)
(think...think...oral-b...oral-bee...oral-dee...oral-pee...oral-fee...oral-hee...oral-mee...!! ORAL-ME!! that's it!)
(good...i want ORAL-ME up on the shelf of every store in 48 hours. get moving!)
tats how it ends up in the market.
Posted by: ahpoh at 28 May 2007 5:53 AM | Link to comment
dam, you're good Kenny, not only did you post that requested camel photo, you posted one that gives oral!! Was it good for you?LOL
Posted by: pmc at 28 May 2007 6:13 AM | Link to comment
Maybe when you open that box, a fleshlight will pop out. It's got the lips and all.
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 28 May 2007 7:47 AM | Link to comment
i love to oral you too.
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 28 May 2007 8:42 AM | Link to comment
I ddffinately agree with you Kenny YOu dont earn RM1000 from blog ad's, you probably earn more then RM1000 =P, haha ok lar just joking dont worry bout it dude, we know the web site is free to read and it needs maintainance, so relax dude, no one will blame you for putting up some ads in your blog, just dont over do it?? or your blod may end up looking like the yellow pages =P
And boy do they know how to come up with a name for a tooth paste, oh yeah definately catchy, come on who would not remember a guy who says to his girlfriend every morning to give him "Oral Me" lolz hahaha
Posted by: Alexia at 28 May 2007 9:03 AM | Link to comment
gosh that's a good one. sounds terribly satirically crude. only for those who understand english.
Posted by: woof at 28 May 2007 9:04 AM | Link to comment
hahah, its good to have those stupid brands discovered and reviewed on monday :)
Posted by: anima at 28 May 2007 9:42 AM | Link to comment
the best toothpaste name i heard in my life..lol
Posted by: Monk at 28 May 2007 9:46 AM | Link to comment
O.o
oral-me? They really have this toothpaste? Oh my god... hahaha
Posted by: HaR at 28 May 2007 9:57 AM | Link to comment
The brand name sounds so SICK and unoriginal >_
Posted by: Karyn at 28 May 2007 10:18 AM | Link to comment
Whoever was told that I'm earning RM1,000 a week from ads on this blog, that is not true ok!
Of course it's not true. Xiaxue said 1000 bucks. That means Kenny is earning RM2000.
;P
I want to be your best friend!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 28 May 2007 10:38 AM | Link to comment
hahaha..super funny guy....lol u and ur brain..hahahaha.
Posted by: nameless at 28 May 2007 10:55 AM | Link to comment
cool name imo. hahaha
Posted by: Jerry at 28 May 2007 11:12 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, first, i've nothing to do with this toothpaste...
secondly, I do feel angry about u making jokes about other people's product... who do you think you are? a dick head?
third, this is the first and the last time for me to visit ur blog...
Posted by: steven at 28 May 2007 2:01 AM | Link to comment
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Bye steven... Just pack your ass and go...
But i doubt that he will see this. Cause he said this is his last time visit here... Hope he will go some place that suit him..like HELL.....!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 28 May 2007 11:52 AM | Link to comment
Oral Me is sounds like BBBJ.... :)
Posted by: I'm A Duck With No Name. QUAKK QUAKK QUAKK! at 28 May 2007 12:01 PM | Link to comment
Maybe kenny get more than $1000 profit from ads on kennysia.com
Posted by: Kenny g at 28 May 2007 12:14 PM | Link to comment
this is the kind of post that deserves no comment! yet i'm taking the trouble to tell you that.
however stupid the name.. by tomorrow 20k people will know about it...
that's a good viral name IMO
Posted by: ming at 28 May 2007 12:17 PM | Link to comment
They have so much money to start a company but doesn't have enough money to hire somebody to think of a good name for their toothpaste?? Sigh~
A Pensonic and Panasonic case... at least Pensonic doesn't not sound as obscene...
Posted by: Van at 28 May 2007 12:30 PM | Link to comment
Maybe it doubles as lubricant for oral?
Oral Me! Enjoy a new burning sensation! Try now!
Cleans both you and your partner, whilst it lubricates!
Now with fluoride for better protection!
Posted by: mb at 28 May 2007 12:33 PM | Link to comment
Oral Me... so lame... so stupid... lack of creativity... and it spoils my eyesight!
Posted by: Nastasshea@Nesh at 28 May 2007 12:53 PM | Link to comment
Oh my god.."Oral-Me" ???
imagine when u visit dentist:-
Doc : what brand of the toothpaste that u used?
Patient : Oral-Meeeee~
Doc : Hey, behave urself!!!
Posted by: alice at 28 May 2007 12:55 PM | Link to comment
old kennysia humor...lemme guess i'm in heaven liaoz
Posted by: poohead at 28 May 2007 1:48 PM | Link to comment
Look on the bright side, Kenny, at least they didn't name it ' iOral '. XD
Posted by: Felicity at 28 May 2007 2:09 PM | Link to comment
xiaxue said so!
Posted by: lynn at 28 May 2007 2:13 PM | Link to comment
wassup with the camel?? o.O
Posted by: candy at 28 May 2007 2:16 PM | Link to comment
lol
both goes into the mouth :))
Posted by: mahendran at 28 May 2007 2:19 PM | Link to comment
ngahaha..both enters the mouth what :)) LOL
Posted by: mandelism at 28 May 2007 2:42 PM | Link to comment
You didn't know Oral-B stands for Oral Blow???
Posted by: chria at 28 May 2007 2:44 PM | Link to comment
are all those dirty humour the only thing you guys can think of when you see the words oral and me? kinda pitiful and sad...
Posted by: john at 28 May 2007 3:13 PM | Link to comment
...kinda mild
Posted by: skim at 28 May 2007 4:06 PM | Link to comment
Hahahaha!! I laughed so hard after only reading the topic and looking at the picture. Good one Kenny. And thanks to Cheryl for sharing.
Posted by: Azman at 28 May 2007 4:13 PM | Link to comment
Maybe it's like "reverse-publicity" - create a tacky name for a product and then loads of people will pick up on the tacky name and put it on the internet! I know I want to buy Oral-Me toothpaste now!
Posted by: colourmecrazy at 28 May 2007 4:30 PM | Link to comment
haiya.."follow me" for shampoo....oral me for toothpaste la....zzz
Posted by: jteevisu at 28 May 2007 6:07 PM | Link to comment
I read this entry yesterday and it cracked me up real bad, hahahaha! Pleaseeeeee, don't make me oral the camel!!!
Posted by: ahem` at 28 May 2007 6:12 PM | Link to comment
haha i lmao watching this toothpaste... nice one!
Posted by: albagmane at 28 May 2007 7:19 PM | Link to comment
To the No-Namer (ie. I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK!), xiaxue's blog did not say "1000 bucks". It stated clearly "RM" - how ignorant can you get? Sure, you entered no name so no one knows you're an ignorant piece of thrash, yes? Guess what... you know you are.
Posted by: Qi at 28 May 2007 7:56 PM | Link to comment
another cheap cheap product from China?
Posted by: khh at 28 May 2007 8:02 PM | Link to comment
www.engrish.com
Posted by: kcin at 28 May 2007 8:08 PM | Link to comment
Hey Kenny,
The dumbass could at least called it Kolok-mee in honour of Kuching kolok mee. Mmmmmmh.... must have kolok mee.... D'oh! Beware of made in China toothpaste as it could contain toxin!
Posted by: KanataKuchingLung at 28 May 2007 8:33 PM | Link to comment
Piff...
Oral me?
What a brand...
Posted by: shally at 28 May 2007 9:18 PM | Link to comment
i'm a dental student and a few weeks back, my lecturer wore a shirt that mimicked the logo of Oral-B but it said Oral-Me. haha. the lecturer's a dentist too btw.
Posted by: L at 28 May 2007 9:49 PM | Link to comment
For those who make a negative commend on the toothpaste, how do you know it's suck? Have you tried it before? If it doesn't named "Oral-Me", does it attract anyone's attention? ;)
Posted by: Dun Play Play at 28 May 2007 10:17 PM | Link to comment
pensonic is not so obscene, unless they name it penisonic. ha!
Posted by: o.0 at 28 May 2007 10:38 PM | Link to comment
maybe the same guy designed this shirt....
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/BSN/ORAL-ME-T-shirt.htm
hmm....
Posted by: Keithtsy at 29 May 2007 12:17 AM | Link to comment
Oral me? Marketing department ran out of ideas to name a new product...
Posted by: nileey at 29 May 2007 12:18 AM | Link to comment
i will seriously consider purchasing this product, so i can rape a mouth.
Posted by: adrian at 29 May 2007 12:37 AM | Link to comment
-_-" oral me? haahaa... anyone? damn...
Posted by: lala.. at 29 May 2007 12:50 AM | Link to comment
Yes, My Choice !!!
Posted by: Seizhin at 29 May 2007 1:02 AM | Link to comment
LOL. I can imagine a perfect ad for it.
Guy holding an 'Oral-Me' toothpaste exclaims "I LOVE Oral-Me! Tastes sooooo good!!"
Posted by: Marius at 29 May 2007 2:23 AM | Link to comment
hello kenny, i've been reading all your entries for the past few days and i muz say that you did v well in maintaining the blog and the ever-interesting entries. However, i muz say that your entries esp for 2007 has lost the oomph flavour for readers to read on. maybe its my personal opinion, but you might wanna check your 2005/6 entries again and c how you can enhance your blog further.
you are a great writer, knowing how to whet readers' appetities with your colourful entries and come back for more. i like the english-benglish translator, what sg blogger personality are you, your travel stories and food awards and others. n your kuching-perth dilemma, long r/s prob w nic, your family n all these personal issues of yours, hope you'll find the solutions soon =)
you certainly suit a true-blue sagittarius male, spontanteous, the outdoor type and love travelling etc. haha! im a dec babe, so i understand. n dun worry, you should be able to marry by 2009 ;p pray harder ya!
i also noticed the amount of comments you received per entry, and i must say that some are really redundant e.g. "I'm first!", "Second!" and more. The chatterbox you set at the side of the blog, seems like some of your many readers are just plain chatting there, as if this is a msn chatroom. i dun understand what's the need for this chatterbox then.
oh, maybe you might wanna peep into my blog or sth, its def not as fanatastic as yours nor having funny pics and animated stuff. Haha! just another sg gal's blog though ;p
last but not least, i juz wanna say that both you and xiaxue r great bloggers respectively in msia n sg, and certainly will continue to be your loyal reader =) do take gd care of your health and enjoy doing what you enjoy! cheers ^^v
Best Regards,
Julia, SG
Posted by: julia-nsync at 29 May 2007 3:53 AM | Link to comment
WHAT? I DUN GET IT!
BOTH CAMEL N THE TOOTHPASTE GO THROUGH THE MOUTH?
WHAT? U EAT CAMELS???? DAMN !!!
Posted by: candy at 29 May 2007 7:09 AM | Link to comment
O-really hah?O-ic O-k.........wh-O uses Oral-me as a name.Is it the same cO-mpany O-f Oral-B hah?if it isnt then it is a ripO-ff fO-r Oral-B's cO-mpany...
Posted by: Oral-me at 29 May 2007 8:06 AM | Link to comment
wat kinda toothpaste is this, who dare to buy then use?
Posted by: cher wee at 29 May 2007 8:06 AM | Link to comment
haha!
Posted by: elaine at 29 May 2007 4:11 PM | Link to comment
At least its not called Anal-Me
Posted by: ZZZ at 29 May 2007 7:20 PM | Link to comment
Ok,u don't earn MYR 1,000 per week fr ads on ur blog. So, exactly how much do you earn per week fr ads on ur blog leh? :P
Posted by: Wendy at 30 May 2007 6:32 PM | Link to comment
LOL!
Posted by: mandy at 30 May 2007 11:51 PM | Link to comment
I would buy this toothpaste.. don't blame the guy who create this brand name, blame the guy who allow this name to the public... really damn stupid.. no brain ah?
Posted by: yapkevin at 31 May 2007 1:19 AM | Link to comment
sorry.. mistypo, 'would' = 'wouldnt'
Posted by: yapkevin at 31 May 2007 1:22 AM | Link to comment
It's actually quite an entertaining name haha.
Oh and why are people discussing how much you do or don't earn a week by advertising on this site? Is it really their business???
Posted by: Aussie Chick at 31 May 2007 7:14 PM | Link to comment
so how much u earn then??
Posted by: bjk at 01 June 2007 4:47 PM | Link to comment
hahaha. you are actually advertising the product here kenny! LOL!
Posted by: syahid at 01 June 2007 6:06 PM | Link to comment
omg rofl!!
this is so hilarious! XD
but does this toothpaste really exist?
Posted by: jacaheyo at 02 June 2007 9:42 PM | Link to comment
Yesterday I went to Billion (at Semenyih) and I saw Oral-Me actually has mouthwash too.....the brand name FITS PERFECTLY with the mouthwash.
Please oral me with that Oral-Me mouthwash.
Too bad I didn't take any pictures.
Sorry =(
Posted by: atheon at 04 June 2007 9:54 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha omg....
Posted by: xinhui at 05 June 2007 11:10 PM | Link to comment
hmmm.. i shall buy this for my girl friend guess she will understand what i want ...
Posted by: h01mmm at 16 June 2007 9:39 AM | Link to comment
hahahaha i LOL hard Men haha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 July 2007 11:46 PM | Link to comment
What makes it even funny is the words beneath it, "my choice"
Posted by: Timothy Ngim at 04 July 2007 9:06 PM | Link to comment
There's also a pairing toothbrush with that. You can find it in Carefour. When I saw it I was laughing so hard that my eyes were tearing so bad. Great as gifts!!!
Posted by: Lin at 13 July 2007 1:11 PM | Link to comment
LOL.... "Oral-Me" and you'll be confident with your smile for the rest of your life...
Posted by: ei Mun at 22 July 2007 2:39 PM | Link to comment
hahaha what a name!
Posted by: drummer at 23 July 2007 3:12 PM | Link to comment
Customer: I really need Oral Me? Mana cari ah?
Shop Assistant: Wot?
Customer: Oral Me please!
Shop Assistant: Cannot use hand ah?
Customer: Painful. Oral me okay.
Shop Assistant: aiyaa, gila punya orang.
Posted by: EddieTheHead at 07 April 2008 5:10 AM | Link to comment
http://fulijaya.com/page3.php?catid=17&page=1
more oral me
Posted by: hj at 08 April 2008 1:55 PM | Link to comment
lol
Posted by: A.Man.La! at 26 September 2008 7:24 PM | Link to comment
his ugly teeth and brilliant smile on the packet!!!! hehe :O
Posted by: Martha at 21 November 2008 2:38 AM | Link to comment


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