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Wednesday, 21 February 2007

Short Talk:

Kuching's own singer songwriter Alex Wong (aka SingleTrackMind) (aka CEO of Pan Global Insurance) (aka founder of musiccanteen) (aka co-owner of Luna Bar and Muse Bar in KL) will be staging his album launch concert this Friday night, 11pm at Senso in Hilton Kuching. I'll be there. Tickets are RM65, includes a copy of his CD and your first drink.

Coconut King

There's this place in Penang that I find darn fascinating, especially for me.

On Abu Siti Lane, is a row of old colonial residential houses.

These are actual residential homes that people lived in before. You can see the interior of the house clearly partitioned to show where the living room is, the dining room is, and so on. But instead of having humans inside, these houses are filled with coconuts.

ROOMS after ROOMS full of coconuts! Flowing down the staircase, into the living room, out on the verandah. Nothing but piles and piles of coconuts, everywhere.

Never have I seen so many coconuts gathered into one place before, apart from the men's changing room at the gym.

In front of each of these houses is a man holding a parang knife guarding the place.

You order what type of coconut you want from the guy (choice between standard or pandan coconut). He'll pick up a random coconut from the pile and armed with his parang, he'll skilfully chop up the coconut right then and there.

Part of the fun is watching how he's able to slice up such a small object with such a huge knife. One wrong move and he could very well end up with his hand on the floor.

Look at how he hold his coconut. I wouldn't recommend anyone to try this at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.

When he's done, the guy will poke a straw in it so you can drink the coconut juice from it just like that.

When you're done, you hand the coconut back to him and he'll chop it up some more so you can savour the meat of the coconut.

He can carve a makeshift spoon out of the coconut shell for your convenience!

When you're done eating the inside of the coconut, you can do some stupid things with it. Like making it your coconut bra.

And then you pose.



And then you pose some more.




And then you pose like you're making love to the camera.



And then some guy come around and molest you.

And apparently, I got a little bit too sexcited 'cos when everything is said and done, I accidentally left a stain on my shirt.

Hmmm.

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Stain on the shirt... LIquid explosion, eh? hehehehehhe

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will try to look for this place when i visit penang next month.

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The title of this post could have been "the coconuts have moved upwards".

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looks like nose shit from far

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haha..it looks like.... *....*

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You make me feel like eating coconut now that I am in the middle of nowhere in US

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How about a picture of coconut helmet?

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Your fren is fucking ugly.

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HOW MUCH IS THE COCONUT?

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number 10!

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lol..that is the famous coconut drink shop in Penang!!! i was there!

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U're a great poser... hahahaha you're running out of sperm and it coming out from your tits hehehehe.. jk

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U damned mischievous, Kenny!

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LOL, you asked for it, couldn't blame the guy for molesting you!

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...lots of coconuts in men's changing room...

...the coconut bra...

u mean guys wear coconut bras in the gym? :)

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never been there eventhough I've been in penang almost 3 years...
ha ha..damn funny!

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kenny, it seems to me that u have gynaecomastia. man breasts.

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kenny sia n coconuts. ahhahaha. glad u enjoyed penang.

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Tanjung Aru Beach in Kota Kinabalu oso got cheap and juicy coconuttt ma, you guys dunno meh? Lemme be your tour guide la, next time u caome to Sabah, The Land Below The Wind. Hahaha..

Coconutttz in KK measured bigger than all ur heads combined, costing only RM2.50 each, summore got coconuttt white meat as thick as 2cm, mm hai gau siu!

Dun believe u can ask anyone from KK, then you noe. Something you shouldn't miss! wahahahahaha!!

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@.@i'm speechless........

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Is the stain the milk from your breast?

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Chicken, the friend happens to be my friend too :P

2 of my friends in your pics! haha the other girl drinking too. :D

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haha...kenny, u should not left any strain ...
Kenny sure like to do funny things with coconut..

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kenny...u shud visit hainan dao, the land of coconuts! im sure u'll enjoy "sexciting" at peak there...lol

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C-O-C-O-N-U-T coconut coconut A-B-C!

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hmm..that man is indeed a Coconut man..hehe..

you look hot with your coconuts..lol..

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Hell, did u cum when he molested u?!

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how much adidas paid u to do a close up on their tee?

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ewww that is gross. now i dont even want to come close to any coconuts. damn u sia.

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photographer damn good sial!!! really brought out the slut in u.

hahahahahaaha :P

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oh dear.. that is so disgusting! Haha..

happy chinese New Year mr.kenny! =)

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damn. the indians there are so darn skillful! surprisingly they still have 5 fingers on each hands! damn!
anyway, who take all the pics for everytime?

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i went there before...

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eww...gross....
but i like coconuts a lot though...used to buy the coconut+sugarcane drink at green road...so so yummy!!!

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coconut somehow really smell aewful but tasty.
it something smells like sperm..is tat the reason y gurls do xxxxjob?

anyway kenny go to pattaya and dance when u lost your job. i bet u got lots of fans

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hey ya Kenny ,
i should say LAWL on those pic :) Im from penang - and i ride by that place like everyday "last" time la nbow in KL. I hafta say that spot is simply awsome :) where else can u get cheap coconuts :P

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2 coconut shells = 1 coconut bra...

Good imagination kenny....

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i think is between RM1 to RM2... long time din go to drinkz d

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LOL... You're a real NUT, Kenny!

They spruced Karawara Shopping Centre up real good!

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hehehehe, so obscene... in brought daylight somemore... LOL

btw, how much does each coconut costs?

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is it me, or are u always wearing that adidas shirt??!!

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singletrackmind sucks

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lol. damn siow lar euu, kenny! XD sex machine.

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Oh yea that place. My mum always go to that place to by coconut for us when the weather is too hot. If not mistaken pandan coconut cost rm2 and normal coconut cost rm1.50

The original owners (an indian guy with his chinese wife) have sold the shop to current owner few years ago...

Eh the guy that molested you looks very familiar to me. I think we were from the same high school...I'm pretty sure about it...I forgot his real name but nickname LENGBAI...lol

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if i bring you to have some coconuts in sg, pls do not stain yourself or myself in excitement. LOL!

thats not the way to do a coconut body shot! :P

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kenny...why don't u be a super model for a bra company>

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kenny u always wear back this shirt..cos u think it makes u look slimmer? hahaha

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hahaha kenny u're just too disgusting ;)

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and u should do the Rachel Green from 'Friends' pose. you know, when she pushes her boobs outwards. hey, that'd earn u more MALE molesters i bet *ahem*

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Dudeee...the last picture is nasty. Apart from the nastyness, with your Adidas cloth material, the stain are pretty hard to be removed on the spot.

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check this out:

http://www.xanga.com/AgoraphobiA/553192452/penang-escapade--episode-2.html

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grande,

for your information, there is noway to remove coconut stain...same thing applies to mangoestin stain.

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Knew you would find this coconut stall since you are always associated with coconuts, hahaha.

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LOL! Love all those coconut shots especially the one insiden the house compound.

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I know you are mean to be humor, but don't over done it. There are still very young readers watching at your blog. That is just my point of view as a mum.

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fucking stupid

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Wow coconut tits........and its full of juice too.....Got Milk?
Must be loaded with milk since you got some on your shirt.... XD

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hm... that seems like... A CUMSHOT!

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"No, I did not have sex with that coconut"

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Raymond...is that you, molesting Kenny in the photo?

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A few yrs ago, there was a murder at one of the coconut stalls, the middle shop, not the one at the corner lot.

I forgot the details of the murder but no point guessing tool used to slay the victimlah.

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Dude, thats just plain immature. Please grow up.

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That is jus L A M E...
man how could somebody even laugh at that?

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OK. OK.

This is weird! That guy you featured has the exact same name as..ME! what the heck. While he is aka SingleTrackMind and owner of LunaBar and CEO of PanGlobal, I have no aka, owner of an apartment and a car, and CEO of nothing.

Nvm, I'm just 24, got a decade to catch up!

With regards to the coconuts...as long as the juice is good, I don't care alredi, though you gotta hand in to them for their carving skills.

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kenny, u rock

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LOL kenny memang sial
Fuck 9 u Sia! Siau ar??

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celaka u la kenny.... innocent coconuts, u make it until so sick.... watla!!!! u gonna ruin his business, i feel disgusted and dun wanna drink from there liao...

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Wow, Kenny. The coconut can turn to become your weapon. Gosh... bad la..

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kenny sia's break dance stunt! haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvxTXbP9RKc

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Ahaha. I find this post very very hilarious. I just love you blog lods, Kenny. :) I went to that place multiple times and i always preferred the pandan style. Nice pose btw. Hahaha.

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kenny please find yourself a girlfriend please. and don't act like a loser..... *faint*

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kenny, u such a sicko....but you're kyoot like dat...

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hahaha... stain on shirt! *priceless*

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Dude...You're lactating..

lol

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it's Aboo Siti Lane. heh! nice and cheap eh?

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cheap lousy promo for adidas again. sigh. just wasting my bloody time here

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seaman !

i see seamen ! !

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Um.. Hey Kenny. I've been reading your blog since last year. And you can call me one of your blog fans lah.

However, I felt that your blogging style has changed somehow. Kinda immature in a way. And it's getting boring to read your entries.

I admit, you are like so pro in blogging. But these days, you have not show me and some of my friends the best of kenny sia.

That's just my opinion. But you rock big time lah.

I totally admire and salute the way you "kenakan" those SPAM messages people sent to you.

Once again, you rock Kenny! but I am just hoping for better entries here in your blog.

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ewww Kenny, disgustiiiiing. hahahhaa.

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kenny u are sick of sex, coconut also can made u so high whatmore to say if a girl u are dam sick, new year so many people scold u i think u are going to soi 3 years.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvxTXbP9RKc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvxTXbP9RKc

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Lame.

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Is it just me or i dont find this post funny at all? kenny, ur postve been getting quite lame and shallow, to put it, unintelligent. wheres the old witty funny sarcastic kenny ? more hair salons review plz.. luv it

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Is it just me or i dont find this post funny at all? kenny, ur postve been getting quite lame and shallow, to put it, unintelligent. wheres the old witty funny sarcastic kenny ? more hair salons review plz.. luv it

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sick bastard :)

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Ha - I guess that's the nearest I'll ever get to you as I work just around the corner (well ok 2 corners technically). Glad to know that you enjoyed your trip to Penang - hope the drivers didn't scare the cr@p out of you. You better get one of those pregnancy test kits. It looks like you might be lactating to me...

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hahaha..i love ur pics..really seductive..well..i'm not gay..just pretending to be gay..haha

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you obviously tried too hard for this post...sad sad sad

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Kenny and coconuts.
They always go together.

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Why you so stupid? like idiot

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Kenny pls grow up. This is not funny at all. No offence.

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nice one kenny!

haaa ppl can u have some humour =.= he's joking aroud alright.

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got sperm on the shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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ppl who didnt find this post funny ..are weird.
it is funny.. in a gross way, lol. lighten up abit lah! kenny's just playing around what.. ppl got their serious side and childish side too.. lol.

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gosh..that's pretty fancy, I love that display..filled expression nontheless eh?

happened to read from other link by 'hungryghost'
in Opera

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u think u so popular izit
u think u make stupid face ppl will laugh izit
grow up man
like stupid.

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hahahahahahahaa...
you're really funny..

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wah lan eh.

the last part was uncalled for.... really.

-_-"

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please remove the picture of the random people eating coconut.

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Kenny you are a very good actor? you really put sperm in shirt...lol

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You can get the stain from coconuts out if you soak it asap in a really storng concentration of Oxiclean powder and water. I put two scoops in a bowl of water that was just big enough of the shirt to be covered in. (I am not an Oxiclean representative.)

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How you eat until the dirt on your shirt.

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That is why the tree knew as 1001 uses tree.... Dimalam bulan mengembang....

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In most Pattaya shops, you have to display your bargaining skills.

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While in Pattaya malls, you can lunch or dinner at international food chain restaurants. You can cool yourselves in the ice-cream parlors.

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Mini Siam, the miniature town, hosts facsimiles of several sacred places and important historical sites around Thailand. These miniatures are at the scale of 1 to 25. Located on the main highway of Pattaya, Mini Siam daily attracts busloads of tourists.

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Most international tourists to Pattaya land at Suwarnabhumi Airport of Bangkok. They can hire taxis which would take more than one hour to reach Pattaya.

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WAHH LAW GEHH, NICE COCONUT MILK

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