Spotted at the Amarin Heavenly Thai restaurant at Midvalley Megamall, KL.
The nice restaurant has kindly provided astrological readings of one of the 12 Chinese zodiac signs, printed on their paper mats on table. This month's sign is... The Cock.
And somehow, everything just sounded so wrong.
Girl 1: "So why did you break up with your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "Oh. I consulted a Chinese fortune teller and he told me that we're not really that compatible."
Girl 1: "How come?"
Girl 2: "See, I told him my boyfriend is born in 1981. Immediately, the fortune teller said he's a cock."
Girl 1: "That's not good."
Girl 2: "Then I told him my boyfriend is born on a Tuesday. So he said he's a fighting cock."
Girl 1: "No wonder you two always argue."
Girl 2: "Yalah. Finally I told him my boyfriend is born in September. And he said..."
Girl 1: "Said what?"
Girl 2: "He said my boyfriend's a soft iron cock!" :(
Girl 1: !!!