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Tuesday, 29 August 2006

Short Talk:

Hypothetical question here.

If I steal from a shop selling illegal pirated DVDs, would the shopkeeper want to call the police? Or is he just gonna let me go wild on the latest titles as he watches on helplessly? Who's the police gonna arrest if they come?

One Stinking Bad Movie Poster

We've got movies on sharks that attack people.

We've got movies on snakes that attack people.

We've got movies on giant monkeys that attack people.

Heck, we've even got movies on toy puppets that attack people.

Now, coming soon to a cinema near you, is a movie on human shit that attacks people.

Tell me that does not look like the fiercest pile of monstrous flesh-eating blobs of slimey shit!

Sarah had too much curry last night, and now she's paying the price.

After watching the movie you might not wanna go to the toilet alone at night anymore, lest your own crap jumps up from the bowl and bites you in the arse.

101 Comments

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omg! that is so funny!

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Yeah I was quite taken aback too when I first saw the Slither poster some time ago. I just watched Snakes on a Plane and it's some scary shit.

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those are leeches la..what human shit..unless u shit out leeches la O.O

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a movie? yet to reach Aust

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haha to tell the truth it does look abit like shit

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Oh yuck! XDDD

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seventh~~

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And the next thing we know, aquatic chicken exists to attack human.


Disgusting poster, man.

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if that came from a person, then that dude can really shit!

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Word of Advice: Do not watch slither! I'm currently studying in Australia and the movie came out about 2 months ago. Paid $10 (RM27) to watch the shittiest movie ever, and I wasn't even sure if it was suppose to be a comedy or a thriller. Even in Malaysia, the movie is not worth RM6 to watch it in the cinema, or even a pirated DVD!

Oh and those 'shit' thingies are neither shit nor leeches but some weird alien-like thingy from outer space...

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omfg, that is just sick and wrong...

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haha. interesting.

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if u steal dvd from dvd shop, the shopkeeper wont call the police, instead, they will call their gang and beat u up instead... i had relatives nearly beaten up by those dvd seller gangs for accusing them cheating on the price of the dvd...

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nvr one for these weird movies... anyway.. i much prefer ur hypothetical question. damn funny.

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lol... how gay

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sorry to burst ur bubble but i dun think any tom, dick and harry would dare steal from them...usually those VCD sellers know ppl from underground...messing with them wouldn't be a very smart move...oh yea, they have their protection alright

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hart_khor is rite...
they usually have some tailo backing them up...
even police dont dare to mess with them...
if got big police ops then only they can 'kena'...
hahaha

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thus, came the famous line...

actor/actress: Shit! It's allliiiiivvvveeeee.....

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Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.. Yes lol that was funny.

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Red shiny shits that leave no trails!!

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that leg is mine you know. -.-
alright I'm craping.

Why every moving thing is attacking people.

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OMG.. Kenny .. I have lost my appetite for the food I just bring in front my PC.

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i have watched that movie! OMG! IT WAS SO GROSS! I chaperoned my shy friend on her first date with this guy...but eekk...i embraasse dmsyelf quite a bit during certain scenes where all i could do was cover my eyes and kept on muttering like an idiot: that's so gross! lol, seriously, tehre was even this scene where it looked like the person's intestines were attackign someone! besides the violence and grossness, it's an interesting movie to watch tho! coz u just have to laugh so much at the lameness and stupid comedy. btw, they're space slugs, not shit. lol, when i first saw it, i thought there were intestine bits. but omg, the movie is too full of violence and it's sssoo freaking gross! kenny, pelase watch it! i really want to see a review from u for it. it'd be so funny.

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u will kena caught lah.. if a vertically-challenged man in US is suing the prison for not providing for him adequately.. u thk u wont kena fine too meh

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Now that's called disgusting movies. Gonna watch those after PMR. ^^

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slither is da most crappy movie i had ever watch in aus!! snakes on a plane thumnbs up!! i just watched it just now!

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not many choices at the cinemas lately :(

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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The red leeches look like... Big Fat Chillies !

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Hahaha. I'm from Aussie too, and you should know, that this movie isn't about slime monsters from space!

It's the result of eating too many spicy hotpot dishes at the dodgy hotpot place in China town.

*Every restaurant has their dark dirty secrets* (Movie's unofficial tagline)

:P

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one word... ewwww....

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yucks, damn disgusting ler :S

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Dear Kenny,

THat's so lame of you. Please check your facts. YOu're just one of those "rebel" kids wanna get into the popularity bandwagon by twisting facts for your own benefit. You sure don't mind stealing pirated DVDs even though people like you can afford to buy the whole lot.

Regards,
Mr. Roboto

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Kenny,
Cartman's suggestion on Microgen Paste (http://www.tongfong.net/) sound interesting. What do you think? Does it work?

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i think he will not called the police to catch you but he will called his big boss and send somebody to burn your house...btw the shit look like fish lar...

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You forgot one more thing...

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0370263/Ss/0370263/OnesheetPtext.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0370263

ALIENS VS PREDATORS... attack people too
and.. slimmy... disgusting!!!!!!!!!
(too bad, i can't put the image in here :( )

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yea.. i agree.. they look like partially dried chillies...

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Slither is really a no-no movie to watch. You just remind me that slither is like a shite...

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You forgot one more thing...

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0370263/Ss/0370263/OnesheetPtext.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0370263

ALIENS VS PREDATORS... attack people too
and.. slimmy... disgusting!!!!!!!!!
(too bad, i can't put the image in here :( )

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i cant wait to watch snakes on a plane wif gal gal! ahah

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There's a movie about leeches lonnnnng time ago, when i was young. But it was a chinese movie....I can remember the movie, cuz it was scary shit that i dont even dare to go to the toilet back then....but hor, I forgot what's the title d...

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make sure u run damn fast. they beat u up if they catch u. =) better choose stalls with fat man.

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anyone noes the title of the love song tt was played in the movie while all the gross scenes were going on? such a waste of the love song!!

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What about Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds"? A classic from the 60s. Probably, the mother of all movies on things & animals that attack humans.

On the hypothetical question, you would probably get bashed to pieces by some samseng kia/gangster recruited by the DVD seller if he catches you shoplifting. How do you report that? Police will ask you what you're doing stealing illegal DVDs anyway. I bet the policeman buys them too. Either or, you're still wrong. And live to tell the story, if you're lucky enough to survive your beating.

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Aiyah that movie come out long ago la. You so outdated one. Sommore say coming soon to the cinema, you are not only fat, you are also dumb.

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When the buying stops, the killing will too...

Bwahahahha!

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shit?!

i thought they were sausages!!

Mann... i'm hungry

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which is why the shop selling illegal pirated DVDs are mostly operated by some ppl with seedy reputation, lest they encounter ppl like u, they'd just take authority to their hands.

be good kenny.

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sLither....
tOo over-rated.....

aNd to think i wasted my bandwidth downloading it at the office >_

wHen i could've downloaded something more interesting instead..... sOmething like Omen 666...

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Oh, that would be scary...

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So very the KANASAI!

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goin to make a film called "Shit on a Monitor"!!

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i don't know what you've been eating kenny but im pretty sure my shit doesnt look like that.

then again, i dont have time to scrutinise it. it just falls thru the dark hole and i think it gets expelled into outerspace to be floating debris.

blackout!

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gotta give it to you kenny;
you sure know how to string all of 'em together to come up with this kind of shit! ;)

jus kidding kiddo! :)
yes,it's GROSS!!

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HEY YOU GUYS DONT WATCH THE MOVIE
SUCKS LIKE CRAP if the poster doesn't tell you that, i watched it out of boredom
just ur basic alien from outer space trying to kill mankind with bad humor and ugly special effects
NEGATIVE 5 stars!

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if you steal those dvds and if you ever get caught, you will definitely be confronted. you can imagine the worst...if they beat you up, others (other sellers including passerbys!) will join in the fun of bashing you up.

that happened to one of arabs who came here for holidays. i think he won't be coming back to malaysia for sure.

you definitely wouldn't wanna try to do that kenny.

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oh by the way, on the question of who's the police gonna arrest? i am not sure for other places but here, they couldn't care at all. just take the report and that's it.

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Kenny mate...aren't you the star of that show?

:o)

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HEy that movie looks frikkin disgusting cant believe some of the shit that hollywood churns out. I wouldn't mess with the DVD sellers...

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Yucks.

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lol... she had too much curry.. lol

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Heck, Im watching this! Whooohoooooooooo!!! another lame movie to go XD

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Hey I saw that Slither poster at Star Cineplex too! My friends told me those are leeches.. But I told them that they looked more like shits to me. *FIVE* Some BIG and FAT shit! The person might have eaten excessive chillies or MA LA Noodle at Life Cafe! hahaha..

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i bet that a typical tentacle hentai would better than this :D

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LOL

the slogan should be:

"We're not Shitting you."

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Responding to your hypothetical question:

The owner will call his "ka-kia" (the paikia, the ah beng, the gin-na... whatever) and beat you up jialat jialat and throw you out on the streets. Confirm one.

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no not that.. the slogan should be 'Shit Happens'. haha.. yes not only DVD piracy, word piracy too.

darn it man.. what a truly shitty movie. haha.

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heard snakes on a plane is nice...

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kenny ,use your brainlah when you curi people thing u are wrong already, dont care people things legal or illegal...

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Chillies. Definitely chillies.

And I am so glad I dont eat them.

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now that is truly one scary piece of shit.

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iekk ... disgustin

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never ever watch Snakes on Plane.
Crappiest movie ever produced!!!
Plus damn stupid too.
Try imagine snakes attacking someone's dick when peeing, snakes attacking when some couple made love in the cubicle toilet on plane.
Man, biting all the private parts here and there! whahahha!
[shown here in UK. maybe kena censored in msia]
the ugliest scene is where the snake 'pop' out from the human's mouth.
Snake lah? or aliens?
snake in mouth?

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HAHA! You forgot "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"! You have to agree that's the best of the lot, ne! A true classic! :P

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BTW, talking about current movies... you guys should check out "Beneath Still Waters". I know it's supposed to be a horror flick.... but.... it's just SOOOOOOO comical! xP

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Hey Kenny, in answer to your hypothetical question... I think the police will arrest both the shopkeepers and you! lol...

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That's so gross. I saw the trailer. It's supposed to change the people they bite or something right? I hate this kinda movies. Gives you the creeps even after weeks.

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That's gross. Yuck. >.

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snakes on a plane is nice ok ! nicest than kingkong and it is worth to pay RM10 to watch it.

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snakes on a plane is nice ok ! nicest than kingkong and it is worth to pay RM10 to watch it.

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Oh my gosh. This is so damn funny. You are cool. : )

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Slither is a nice movie although it didn't do well in the box office..

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Wow Kenny u solved my puzzle on this eh...saw the VCD seller at the road side displaying this movie....was asking what the heck is that....tout its a leech.....OMG it's a SHIT....=) LOL

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steal their dvds , they will stuffzz the slugs into your throat

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thoughts for your hypothetical question.
If you steal from a shop selling illegal pirated DVDs, the shopkeeper want to call the alternative "law enforcers"-la.
so, forget about it unless you wanna live with the hak-seh-wui after you.

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if you look carefully at the poster for SoaP, one of the snakes actually doesnt have a tail.. its probably some mistake by the graphic designers..

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I've seen the show and it stinks shit. They are some kind of alienated-leeches that goes into your system and turns you into some freak. Not worth they money if u are actually thinking of watching it.. :P

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I was kind of thinking tentacle porn until I saw the chillies sliming their way up. Not that it's any worse than those Japanese tentacles that love schoolgirls.

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hi kenny, the pirated vcd seller will not report police. they will take you behind the shop, and teach you a good lesson. hehehe...

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The police will catch both you and the shopkeeper selling illegal pirated DVDs.

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LMAO!!!!!

Whoaaa!!! Real shitty movie!!!

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OMG WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE?!?!?!

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if u do watch it, watch out for the scene where ONE of the slither is "swimming" to the girl in the bathtub. I swear to God, the whole cinema was snickering and silently laughing cos it looks like a sperm. hahah !

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MAN THAT IS A LOT OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hopefully they'll come up with movies about piss attacking ppl -.-

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They even have snakes on a train.

Check this out:
http://www.pulpmovies.com/trailers/snakes-on-a-train

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This is sick, but you got to see what my friend put up on this site. A snake eating a hippo? Seriously f*&%$d up stuff! Here is the link -

http://www.trailfire.com/nikhilkrishna/trails/10541

Mariam

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats some bad crap

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looks more like dried chilly than shit

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