I'm thinking about getting myself circumcised.
Yalah, laugh all you want. This is quite a personal topic, but I suppose most people reading kennysia.com would have passed their Form 3 Biology already so hopefully we can tackle this subject the adult way. Stop giggling!
Now, for the benefit of those who don't know what a circumcision is, allow me explain.
This is what a normal penis looks like.
What? That's not it? Well, must be something wrong with yours then 'cos mine looks like that.
The tip of the penis is called "a dickhead".
Here is a picture of a dickhead.
Dickheads are normally surrounded by a layer of skin, called "the foreskin".
See, dickheads are senstive creatures, which is why it is necessary to have foreskins to help protect them. You wouldn't wanna have a dickhead rubbing against the fabric of your underwear because trust me, it hurts.
Dickheads are also very shy. You normally won't see a dickhead unless you pull the foreskin back to expose it.
Here is a picture of "an exposed dickhead".
As for me, I have a love-hate relationship with my foreskin. 24 years with a foreskin and I'm pretty comfortable having it around.
However, there are many times when I find it more of a nuisance.
Girls who complain guys can't aim properly when pissing in toilet bowls obviously don't know the frustration of having a foreskin. If you think pissing with a penis is like using a water hose in the garden, you're wrong.
Pissing with a penis with a foreskin is like using a sprinkler. You spray all over the place!
I don't know if other guys have the same difficulties as I do because it's bloody hard work going to the toilet when you have a foreskin. I don't wanna sit on the toilet bowl because I'd feel like a woman, so I gotta resort to retracting the foreskin everytime I take a piss.
It's too hard.
I mean the process, not the penis.
If you think to all these sounds ridiculous, then consider this.
An uncircumcised penis accumulates cheese-like smegma on the dickhead and smells absolutely horrible if left uncleaned. Not only is a dirty dick unattractive by most standards, it's a hotbed for all sorts of diseases.
I'm not sure how many guys clean their dickheads regularly because I'm a bit obsessed with the cleanliness of it. In my books, cheese is best served with wine, not dickheads.
No foreskin = less dirt = better hygiene = less disease = happy Kenny.
Then there's the added benefit of better sexual satisfaction for both partners, but I intend to keep this entry clean and family-friendly so I won't elaborate on that. ;)
But I'm a bit scared leh. Where to find a good doctor in Kuching to zhng my lan jiao?
I've heard too many horror stories about circumcision operation gone wrong for me, like excessive blood loss, anaesthetics not working (!), or even accidental loss of penis(!!!)
That's why having a good doctor is important. Don't wanna go to the hospital as a boy and come out as a girl ya know? Otherwise I might have to change this site to conniesia.com
Are there any guys who've done it before? How's it like? Do you miss your foreskin? Please let me know before I commit to this lifelong decision.
I just think it's gonna be so weird to have Big Bird without the skin.
So? To cut or not to cut?