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Thursday, 23 March 2006

Short Talk:

Sometimes it's like this.

You woke up, you turned up to a TMnet meeting you didn't plan to go on behalf of your colleague, during which a "TMnet Sarawak User Group" was formed, and before you know it, you were elected as chairman of the group.

Kenny Sia, Chairman of the TMnet Sarawak User Group. Yeah, that's got a nice ring to it. ;)

My Heritage

There's this pretty nifty application online called MyHeritage.com

What it does is that you upload your photo, and they match it against the celebrities in their database. It's quite fun. Plenty of people have tried it already, so I figured why not post up my results on kennysia.com?

At first I just used a normal tulan photo of myself.

And I got this.

WAH! I am 54% like Jay Chou. "Mai ko ah neh pa wa ma ma!" Man, I'm starting to like this thing already. I decided to something uglier.

Here's a photo I've taken of my exhausted self in the midst of my 42km race.

50 CENT!

"Waddup all mah niggaz in da hood?! Dis iz fiddy callin' up all mah homeboyz from K-to-da-U-ching! Ya dig?"

I'm 50 Cent , which is still not bad, other than the fact that I don't have his "bling", or his money, or his throngs of girls in bikinis. :(

While I'm at it, might as well upload a rare photo of myself. This photo of me looking like a chipmunk was taken some years ago. My face was all swelled up because it was the day after I extracted all four of my wisdom teeth.

And I become Chairman Mao!

Then I decided to try something different.

Yea, that's me putting on a facial mask.

I was half-expecting my match to turn out like this.

Unexcitingly, I received no match to the database. What a let down.

But you see, I very the smart. If there's one thing I know about face recognition engines, it's that they analyse the eyes of the person to determine a match.

I didn't have my eyes showing in that pic. That's why there's no match.

So I did this.

Guess who's my match?

BEYONCE FREAKIN' KNOWLES!!!

Which part of me look like bootylicious Beyonce?

At least I didn't have it as bad as this guy.

Which celebrity do you look like?

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wah....im d 1st one...wakaka....i wanna ty it out also

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wah....im d 1st one...wakaka....i wanna ty it out also

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i second i second~~~~

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Wah, I as man also want to try, put in to ball at chest and show it obviously, see what the match! Dolly Parton! Yip Chee May! Pamela Anderson! Errrrrr,....... New Zealand Milk Cow!

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WTF?!?! Beyonce Knowles? She's my idol and kena "kan-toi" loh like that. *sobs*

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Wah, I as man also want to try, put up two big basket ball at chest and show it obviously, see what the match! Dolly Parton! Yip Chee May! Pamela Anderson! Errrrrr,....... New Zealand Milk Cow!

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OMG.. the monkeyman!! LOL

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fuiyoh... Kenny now become the "che-meh" of the TMNet Sarawak User Group. What does the group do anyway?

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if beyonce saw this post. she would freak

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Chairman Mao siot! hahahahah!

But, why all my picture point to Benazir Bhutto? =_="

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wah sie!! the idiotic monkey-liked freak is terrible!!

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OMG!!!111 LMFAO.

I'll be trying this soon enough.

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hahahaha, how unreliable is that :P i cant believe that beyonce one hahaha, wouldnt wanna try it out anymore!

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Nice one mate....
The Beyonce and Dave Schwimmer just topped it off.. But i do remember you doing a similar post like this before tho...
Still funny non the less

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That's so funny, especially David Schwimmer! Beyonce Knowles comes second!

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Camwhore King (or is it Queen?) Strikes Again!

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this is hilarious!!! hahaha

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OMG poor David Schwimmer! Perhaps their eye colour match..

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hi Chairman Sia!!
*sobs* i've tried but i always got 'no faces detected'. sad.

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u r so gay kenny

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I had tat 50cents too!!!

ROFL...

it is really not accurate lah...
cos juz change e photo n e celebrity changes...

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I had tat 50cents too!!!

ROFL...

it is really not accurate lah...
cos juz change e photo n e celebrity changes...

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Thanks for making me laugh!
Chiat pa boh su chor?

That's a GREAT one!

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er lol?

every azn looks like jay chou -_-;

either that or stephen chow.

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hahaha.. the last part..so gross.

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LMAO! Good one... I tried a couple of my photos up and got Ronaldinho once...

Now i dont wanna try anymore

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I'm a lil disappointed that it didn't give Hulk for your face mask. I'm not sure where the resemblance is but i think it's your nostrils. Or maybe the extra layers on your face.

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Your resemblance with Beyonce is well, probably the lips. LOL

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I can't load the page. *sobs* XD

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LOL!!! Congratulations man!

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BEYONCE KNOWLES????

Okay I'm not gonna try that thing :P

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muahahahaa the chairman mao one is hilarious! and now u are chairman too!

what is a tm sarawak networking group user?

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Hahahah

http://kimfucksdogs.blogspot.com/2006/03/xiaxue-exposed-as-creating-hate-site.html

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lol

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try copy and upload the photo of the incredible hulk... i got jackie chan and owen wilson! haha!!!

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you had me laughing hard man. xD

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lol! this post is very humourous!

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Waha~! This is totally horrifying as I scroll down your entry..and I don't mean the pics of the celebrities..I mean those of yours that you have used.. -_-"

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not accurate one...

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It's entertaining. :)

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xiaxue is more entertaining

http://kimfucksdogs.blogspot.com/2006/03/xiaxue-wendy-cheng-exposed-as-creating.html

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Haha... You know what, MyHeritage is gonna be real pissed with you.

=)

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omg kenny u are the best! it never occurred to me to play around with, errr, other pix!! My own results are here: my best fit is Gloria Estefan, LMAO!

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Whoa thats pretty cool! I wanted to try it.. but in the end I didn't because I had to register and create a new account. It's like.. I usually I don't like to use services that require registration~

Maybe one day when I really have absolutely nothing better to do.. I'll try this thing out. =)

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hahaha... Kenny you are really so funny and creative. If you're my age I will really be falling hopelessly in love with you!! You're really my cup of tea~ just too bad... too bad.... hahahaha...

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Yikes, Chairman Kenny :) Sarawak expects your capable vision in leading us. Let's start our Usergroup meeting with a makeover for all the Committee members :)

http://www.nadai.name/weblog/2006/03/tmnet-user-group.html

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i just love u,kenny...wad a perfect laugh to end my day :)

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saw this at mrbrown blog, then tried it.

Hahah..guess what, i m 75% look like Kim-Hee Sun

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You pulled out ALL FOUR?? AT ONCE!!??

And thus, the legendary Coconuts were born. After all the swelling went south.

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I like to advertise my blog in ur little comment box...hahaha

http://pastword.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

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hahaaa, you are so cute.....

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HEY KENNY, DID U HAVE BRACES????
I THINK U TEND TO HAVE A "WEIRD" SMILE.
IZZIT COZ OF BRACES???
IM WORRIED CUZ I TEND TO HV A SIMILIAR SMILE LIKE URS AFTER I GOT BRACES..
I AM VERY WORRIED. PLS REPLY.
THANKS.

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Hi Kenny, I am a common reader from Kuching. Just a short note that your hilarious post made my day as I am now in a small rural area in New South Wales due to work and life here is dull! Keep it up!

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Where do you dig these sites up from man?

That was one funny entry and I needed it after attempting to mark 40 badly written English essays!

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just wanna know what u think abt xx, after the latest episode.

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hilarious!

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Eeh.. tried it wit tons of pic -_-' It's more like matching your pose with the similiar poses of the celeb -_-' who's margaret cho?

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what a good laugh after a bad day.thanks for cheering me up!

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hahahha thats pretty funny, ill go try myself now =P

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hehehe.....ah fook, when u start do facial? green green one somemore hor!

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As usual, your post always left me laughing till mt stomach ached...

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hahaha, i've tried it before and it was fun fun fun!!

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bloody funny - am currently laughing my insides out, while reading your entry - again!

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hey how do you copy the matches from the webbie since they're in flashplayer format?

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you do have bootie Kenny, therefore you look like Beyonce Knowles haha

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hahahaa!!!! good one

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That cheek picture is hilarious!

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OMG this is freaking funny.. i like the last pic!!

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muhahhaa. ya damm funny la.

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O.o Hahhahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa..
My stomach ache-ing ish..

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Kenny, you such a card! I can always count on your blog to make me think and make me laugh!

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You've got to my funny bone again......good show.

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the photo u edited with eyes is frigging scary! but the rest r super farnie. esp the one which ur face was swollen. XD! hahahahaha...

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Ha, ha, ha...! :D So funny :D

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You are freaking hilarious, Kenny!

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muahahaaaa... I like the mao Zedong!!!

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Wah... i am 72% Jay Chow. ahhahahahahahahhaha

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this post soooo brighten my day! thanks!

i actually tried it too.. in one pic i look like kajol and so happen i was wearing a lengga.
the next pic i look like some blonde ditzy chick.. maybe i cause i was kinda tipsy in that pic.
in another pic i look like some russian chick. hahahaha.

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i don;t understand,, how can a pretty girl like me look like thomas edison!?
wtf man

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i got 50 Cent too...bleargh... n my father got Vin Diesel

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omg .. the mask part!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHah cant stop laffing...

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it showed me a pic of keanu reeves....

god . . i'm just so full of myself !

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Good design!

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Good design!

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Ohmygosh...Kenny this has to be your funniest entry yet!

Sigh...all that laughing made my day (or rather night), especially since I haven't been having good days for a while now.
Thank you. =)

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try it in www.starsinyou.com it has a better face recognition and matching..... no monkeys there

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OMFG...you're just killing me wit tis post. This is one of the post that I missed out. F@rkin funny. I tried it out and shiet ....I got YOU. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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OMG! Found tiz blog when i'm using google 4 searching "Heritage" and OMG (again)... I think i'm fallin in love with you hahahahaha....
I really cant stop laffing... You are freaking hilarious & funny!

*am still laffing now when i see the "beyonce" mask and the "schwimmer" monkey man*

OMG!
hahahhaahahhaa....

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like it!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAHAYAHAYAHAYHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is this what people call 'Awet Muda' secret receipe ? keep it up !

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holly freaking shit!!

this is really too much!! ahahahhahahaa~ that monkey looks like David Schwirnmer?? ahahahhahah~!!

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