There's this pretty nifty application online called MyHeritage.com
What it does is that you upload your photo, and they match it against the celebrities in their database. It's quite fun. Plenty of people have tried it already, so I figured why not post up my results on kennysia.com?
At first I just used a normal tulan photo of myself.
And I got this.
WAH! I am 54% like Jay Chou. "Mai ko ah neh pa wa ma ma!" Man, I'm starting to like this thing already. I decided to something uglier.
Here's a photo I've taken of my exhausted self in the midst of my 42km race.
"Waddup all mah niggaz in da hood?! Dis iz fiddy callin' up all mah homeboyz from K-to-da-U-ching! Ya dig?"
I'm 50 Cent , which is still not bad, other than the fact that I don't have his "bling", or his money, or his throngs of girls in bikinis. :(
While I'm at it, might as well upload a rare photo of myself. This photo of me looking like a chipmunk was taken some years ago. My face was all swelled up because it was the day after I extracted all four of my wisdom teeth.
And I become Chairman Mao!
Then I decided to try something different.
Yea, that's me putting on a facial mask.
I was half-expecting my match to turn out like this.
Unexcitingly, I received no match to the database. What a let down.
But you see, I very the smart. If there's one thing I know about face recognition engines, it's that they analyse the eyes of the person to determine a match.
I didn't have my eyes showing in that pic. That's why there's no match.
So I did this.
Guess who's my match?
BEYONCE FREAKIN' KNOWLES!!!
Which part of me look like bootylicious Beyonce?
At least I didn't have it as bad as this guy.