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A certain telco company in Malaysia is holding a beauty pageant type contest, aptly named - and don't get me started on this - the 'Leng Lui Hall of Fame'.

Each month, customers can vote for their favourite 'leng lui' (earning the telco money). Customers can even download wallpapers and video clips of the girls (earning the telco money and maybe freaking the girl out in the process).

Not bad a revenue-generating strategy I say.

Anyway, I was looking through this month's contestants when this particular leng lui's profile almost made me puke my coffee out onto my keyboard.

SHE TALKS A LOT BECAUSE IT HELPS IMPROVE HER COMMUNICATION SKILLS!

Waliew! Poor girl.

I think I know what she meant lah, but mannnnn... I can imagine her dinner date to go on forever like this.


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First!!!111oneonesatu

See, I talk a lot too!

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Heeehee

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wooha.

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LOL. Right on, Kenny. Right on.

Well Ms. Leng Lui, apparently you've just been served!

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bwahahahaha....the airplane there damn funny!

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So where's the link to see the gals? Or issit in newspapers only?

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I'm guessing she meant to drop the "skills" bit.. makes more sense that way, I think.

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Did u have to blur out the picture and her name? :(

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Hhahaha, the speech bubble really made me ROTFLMHO :)

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Ivene ah. lol.

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Lolz, 10.

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I'd do anything to avoid a girl/ woman/ date like that!

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Of course we girls have to talk a lot - that's becos most guys are uncommunicative! So we talk to find out what's happening in his life, what he is feeling and because we care :-)

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heehee. i was just thinking it was funnier you actually have category called understanding women. it would be more to the point if you did a infinity/0. undefined. bwahahaha!

of course, that said, i do notice that women talk an inordinate amount. and usually over topics that aren't related to the one they just changed from 2 seconds ago.

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Sometimes, chicks who go for PR or MassComm courses/jobs say the same thing. They kinda imagine that business involves a lot of talking when its actually a lot of listening.

I'm sure your honey there is very effing intelligent.

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But girls, don't ask a guy about his fishing trip. He'll go on..and on...and on....

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Hahaha Kenny you really sounded like a woman in that speech bubble!

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i like women who talk a lot. Thats the reason the world needs therapist...

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Wow, hear that! All we women have to do is become therapists, and we'll have a self generating mega-corporate empire of crezy mens!!

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which telco company is that? tell me i go vote :P

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the next thing she knows is a slap across her face, "TALK ENOUGH ALREADY OR NOT??"

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Kennysia muz ve been talking a lot as well since ur communication skills is good...

:0

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Lol that speech bubble thing is funny. =)

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hahaha Funnie. But some how i think she didn't really use her brain when she sent in her profile in. hahah

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hahahaha.
what a ditz.

but is she hot?
if she's hot then i guess its okay if she likes to communicate alotta to improve her talking.

hahahbhaha

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*LOL* That's just too funny!

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*sensored* atas bawah pun mau cakap kah?

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i'm lack of talking then. how many "talk" do i need to reach the level i suppose to be?

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It's not easy for us Leng Lui's!!! :-)

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Vice versa in my relationship. My guy WON'T SHUT UP!

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Kenny,

Your blog to starting to get very boring. Please post more interesting write up.

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hey i bla bla bla alot too! =.= XD well, the reason why i bla bla bla is becuz...I LURVE 2 BLA BLA BLA!....tell me...would u like a dinner with your galfriend just quiet like..... - - - - - - dat? sure have 2 talk something wat....... =.=

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I agree with dawn. You are fucked!

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hahaha....the last the last pix really got me laughing my head off.....

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Err... why got that aeroplane wor? i don't un...

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hey phee tat, u r cool.......and this site rocks my socks. U were right!

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(earning the telco money). That sounds like we are earning from the telco instead of the other way round.

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so not funny kenny sia. wots wrong with talking improvin comm skills?

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Have anyone counted how many Bla'z are there? O_o;
My guess is 143 ^^; and yes..i'm damn bo liao to count!
Boring? funny stuffs are boring =P that's why this blog always make me laugh and made my whole working day seems kachang ^^

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Wow... I didn't know you can bla bla bla bla bla. Do you really bla bla bla bla bla? That's totally bla bla bla bla bla bla! Why don't we bla bla bla bla bla one day? It's actually bla bla bla bla bla!

bla?

:P

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haha...good one...
try viewing the other candidates...it's by celcom
see who wants to vote based on their ENGLISH...

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Girls or women in general can easily, will, like, and are capable of talking about any subject in the known universe that is given to them at any given time and any place at the snap of a finger or a blow of a whistle or at gunshot or at a discreet signal.

Enuf said :D

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vote my friend, jill!

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pardon my engerish but does "vital status" actually mean ur measurements ?

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yes it is.

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LOL. That's funny

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i dun think its funny

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well, with the speech bubble, it proof ONE thing. Guys always not LISTENNING. That's why is Blah..blah.....

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I had a bf at one time that would never shut up....never. I could (and did) put the phone down as he was in his great trance of "fishing stategies", and would come back 2 1/2 minutes later... still goin' like the Ever Ready bunny. A guy that talks that much is rare though, I must admit. Me...well at least I know when to shut up.......
But first, let me tell you another story when.......blah-blah, blah-bloop-blah-fa-la-la

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hey, i don't get it?
not funny at all!
waste of good cyberspace too,xiaxue rubbing off on you??? haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa

cheers
david

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LOL...that was a yet another fun post. Once again the MALAYSIA BOLEH spirit!! I miss MALAYSIA! Hahahaha

I was wondering why didn't the 'telco' company had someone at the very least proof-read their entry before posting on the web for the world to see?

No wonder some people still think we Malaysians live on trees. (=.=)

Cheers to all. ^_^

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Kenny, on a totally unrelated note to your post, will you be participating in the Saberkas RH Marathon this Sunday?

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But when she gets to "One time, in band camp..." start paying attention.

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Hahahhahahaha...kenny, i'm getting rather fond of ur blog :))

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Her vital status in life is dictated by her measurements. I couldn't agree more. ;D

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ew kenny. you're both fat and fugly.

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Er..
Do you really think that "he", in the picture, on a bed, would be thinking about airoplane??? I THink it's more like HOMEMADE APPLE PIE!!!!

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Interesting contest name.

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Haha..that's funny..

Wonder how she looks..

But one thing the way she describes herself is like a little girl describing herself..so childish... =S

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32-24-34 and her weight is only 42! Alright now we have a problem...

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hey...kenny, just wondering if u r going for the marathon in kch?...

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interesting observation. :)

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took me 5 secs to google the certain telco and get that girls name and photo.. =_=;;

interesting post tho.

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Tagging you for a Toilet Meme Kenny. Cheers.

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ahahha i know whos thattttt

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i know who is that too.

i am supprised you did not show the face this time.

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alert("hello kenny");
print "hi kenny!";

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Haha. well kenny you are undoubtedly one of the most hilarious bloggers on the blogosphere.

but i think that perhaps i should point this out to you.

"..girls love to talk, talking improves your communication skills.."

If you look at it from a serious point of view, I think what she means by talking more expressively, it can actually improve your communication skills. Expressive, I don't think she means 'excessive.'

I like to talk, but not talk non-stop. Fruitful discussions can really help improve communication skills.

But hey, there's no harm in having a laugh once in a while ;) Haha. Yeah. 'talk a lot'. Go kenny!

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omg...

when will these girls ever stop degrading themselves????

malu-nyer. -_-'

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once my mum ask me. why do you tink women talk alot. then i say dunno. guess what she told me. sae said that its becos women have 2 holes. the mouth and you know what. bloody hell. im only 15 can. im 15 and i know why women talk alot.

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The gyneacologist once said, if the miniskirt got any shorter, girls will have more lips to colour, more cheecks to puff and a little more hair to comb

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please someone help me to improve my speaking skills plz

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hey how come so quit life was like this buddy

all the best to you

more blog when you are free

god bless just me jeremiah here

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hi

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Hahaha!

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wow goods comment ya.

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i don't know how to improve our english

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