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Monday, 16 January 2006

Don't Leave A Message After The Beep

I got a phone call today.

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"Hello is this Mr Kenny Sia?"

"Yes."

"My name is Aina, calling from Osim."

"Oh, oh my gawd... sorry Aina... I can explain. I was feeling naughty over the weekend and it was just a harmless prank..."

"Huh?"

"What?"

"I'm calling to inform you that the Osim iCare Eye Massager you sent in for repair is now ready for pickup."

"Oh, err... thanks!"

Whew.

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This is my computer desktop, less than 24 hours after my MSN Messenger e-mail address was leaked on the world wide web.

(Click to enlarge)

Goodbye humanity.

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1st one!

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^ Wow...dat's fast.

And Kenny, did you accpet them all?

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hahah nice one.. all thanx to xiaxue hehehehe

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woo hoo 4th! kenny i have u on on my msn! and i see u have so many people

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Not surprising at all. When I saw what Xiaxue did to your MSN conversation, and when I saw *****@******.com, I knew humanity would cease to exist! FYI, I am not one of them ok?

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I see you are smart to remove the phone number from your PDA... or you will be living in HELL hahaha! Smart move Kenny!

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lol... is popularity a sin?

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Hello, Mr Kenny Sia.

Can I have your MSN?

Regards,
Osim

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damn kenny, u got screwed! me personally, i would get turned on by all those ppl adding me tho... im turned on as i type this...

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holy crap thats alot of ppl adding u, can i hav ur address? =P jk

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have you left lemonparty.org for kennysia.com? man.

anyhoo, tough luck. rotfl. i can only rotfl.

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You better slap that girl!

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LOL! MUAHAHA!

That is one crazy heluva lot of ppl. I hear a headshot. GG Kenny.

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muahahahaa. luckily i added u much earlier :P

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********@******.com???

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Hey, I want it too......I want to chat with you Kenny :-)

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hahaha... this is hilarious.

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so. sad. haha.

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actually i've got ur email too.Thinking whether want to add you or not.
But now i think i'd better forget abt it.
LOL.

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no surprise everyone wants to be your friend... its cause ur just SO DARN CUTE!

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wow..that is a lot

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lol~~ muz be a pain trying to browse through and figuring out whether you should accept them or not huh? :D

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Well, the rule of protecting msn ID is the same as that of luggage in mrt stations:

"never leave ur msn nick unattended, unless of coz it's intentional".

cheers.

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ok... you have reached and passed the final stage to achieve 'celebrity' status...countless invitations to add you in on MSN. Ready for the paparazzis? Hehe!

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xiaxue still has your email add posted.. although the top part was being erased, she forgot to censor the part whereby you asked her to accept the webcam.. the msgs still have ur email add.. go check it out..

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haha.. i wanted to add u in my msn too.. but after 2nd tot tink better dont lah.

wait u tot i m a siao char bo! haha

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Gotta smack Xiaxue already.

=P

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tell you what Kenny....

*whispers*
WHY DONT YOU LEAK XIAXUE'S MSN AS WELL

muahahahahahahahaah

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Ha,ha, ha... :D i think u r safe lah. Afterall, u didn't write anything defamatory or libelous against Osim :)

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O2 Xda users unite! :-D (probably just my weird eye for useless detail - noticing the make of the phone more than anything else..)

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Is XiaXui lo!
HAHA, IS XIAXUI LO!
SHE PUBLIC YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT!
XIAXUI??
NONO...
NOT XIAXUI RIGHT?
XIA... XIA...
XIA...XIA...
XIA WHAT?
I HAVE A FRIEND CALL CAI XIA...
THEN THIS MUST BE...
AIYA, JUST IGNORE IT LA,
CALL HER BACK...
XIAXUE!

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oh man...the phone is so cool!! ...but not as cool as the current look of your desktop ;)

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the osim call, haha!

and oh wow, you have so many fans wanting to chat with you!

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Just another case of fun turning into fear... guess just have to wait for it to cool down (sounds like a scandal, kakaka)...

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wooohooooo!!

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Ha ha ha... You got so busted dude. Maybe you should just be adding the ladies.

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eh, how come your handphone shows 3 November 2005? misrepresentation of pictorial facts! :P

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Haha....When you mention that OSIM called you up I thought you are gona get it for your little naughty prank le...sadz you din...if not you sure will be able to come up with more "after event" story.. =P

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LoL wonder how many of those that add you are pretty girls, eh?

Did you accept them lolx

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I was actually hoping Osim was going to thank you for the suggestion and USE IT!
damn.

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come to think of it, i've added you to my msn ages ago. but no sure if u've blocked me :]

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i think your evil twin is cute. seriously lah, i think you look like an Oxford graduate or something like that.

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HAHAAH YOU GOT OWNED.

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Dang! That's alot of people adding you. Your notoriety has reached a new height. :P

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There are ways to attract attention.
Your way is like taking off your pants in the shopping mall and yell out loud, "Look at me !"
Very lame indeed

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why would anyone want ur msn??? they'll be shot dead by all the laser words... haiz...

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do a little search on google with your email...
surprise surprise....
see,your reader all love to talk to you.

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Dude, your not teaching her enough 'mature-ness'.

Bitchslap her, if necessary.

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post xia xue email too. now u are even.

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lol!!! jeng-jeng-jeng...

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it's not that difficult to guess anyway..

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u rock man! no wonder all want to add u... just imagine when u r online...

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I hope ALL of them were HOT and you ACCEPTED the requests... :P

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Hahaha... When did u buy ur PDA??? HmMmmM.... Same like mine.... And did u went to urmmm MJC, Kuching for the fun fair???

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Oh my goodness, what a nightmare.

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Wah... why so many people want to add your msn? I like to read your blog, but I don't see any meaning adding ur msn.

Cause you most prob don have any time to talk to me. haha.

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I kind of wonder - is that eye-massager really safe for humans. In fact, are any Osim gadgets really safe to use? In the long run.

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suertes, of course it's safe for humans. I now see the world covered in green Matrix text lines.

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kenny, kenny. See why you're so popular? Its cause you're a NICE person, witty and funny too.
Unlike SOME other people, whose fame is due to over-hyped publicity.

You're TONS much better than that other person.
Anyway, even if you add, you can always delete later.

=)

Cheerios!

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well, at least it saved your eyes from getting poked out by your nephews o_0

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Now, I want to get laid too. Can I post my msn id here? pretty plz?

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lol PWNZR! Your desktop is looking good xD maybe you should keep it.

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Privacy, definitely not. It's easy to find out about anyone on the internet easily. For example.

Kenny Sia
Kenny Sia (kennysia@hotmail.com)
+60.1x8x1x1x0

1x xrxlxe xax
PERTH, P x1x2
AU

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hey.. i pity that gal. she so innocent yet she got the blame bcos kenny is "popular" lol

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Dear Lord, these people scare me.

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go kenny... go kenny

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So how's the Icare eye massager from Osim. IS yours the 100 or the 200.

Thinking of buying it but wondering if its effective or just gimmick.

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I have the 200. Does it work? What is it suppose to achieve? It's okay, not as bad as UZAP. It is hard to control since you can't with the eye-mask on

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Yes it is just a gimmick. Nothing from OSIM is any good

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wah lao eh, OSIM asked for your e-mail address.

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Firstly, thanks for this business post related. Although I never post any comment on any blog but this time I though I should appreciate your good effort and ask you to keep going. I just loved being here.

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