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Monday, 12 December 2005

Short Talk:

Yes I want mrbrown to win. But I don't want him to win because "Xiaxue haters" (who probably never read mrbrown before) are voting him for the sake of seeing Xiaxue lose. It'd be pointless that way.

If you don't like Xiaxue and you feel indifferent to mrbrown, then don't vote.

Or at least, vote for Mr Miyagi. The poor feller needs some serious boost.

Err... vote for Xiaxue! Otherwise she's gonna write bad things about me!

Kenny: "I think people just don't want to see infantile bloggers winning over serious bloggers."
Xiaxue: "But mrbrown also infantile what. He got three infants some more."

I Am Not Gay

Ok. This is wrong on SO many levels it's ridiculously hilarious.

Click here.

Now, who was it who impersonated me and created a profile for Kenny Sia in an online GAY dating site!?

Geeezzz... Someone obviously has some serious beef against me (surprise surprise).

That profile was not created by me ok! For one, I am Sagittarius, not Libra.

Not that I have anything against gay people. In fact, I am very open-minded when it comes to homosexuality. I have my own fair share of gay friends, I think there's nothing wrong with gay marriages, and I was even fine with the whole Jessie Chung changing her sex to marry her husband fiasco.

I also have a special liking to lesbians.

There was once this lesbian friend of mine commented that she found me "sexily delicious" (this was during my fit-and-buff 70kg days). Man, you couldn't believe how happy I felt then. Coming from her, it was such an ego-boosting compliment my balls expanded to twice its size.

To have men complimenting me is freaky. To have straight girls complimenting me is nice. But to have LESBIANS complimenting a straight guy like me, that's double points!

I draw the line at watching two men kissing though. That's a tad too much for my manberries to handle.

Well, things weren't so bad until somebody saw that profile and speculated that I might actually be a closet homosexual.

"I was sitting in a coffee Shop with 3 PLUs. They were talking about all the famous bloggers in Kuching. We stumbled across the [gaydar] account made by someone to frame Kenny Sia or maybe it was him, himself being a closet gay."

OMG. WTF. BBQ. KNNCCB!

Well, sorry to burst your bubble buddy, but I like girls only ok?

My ass is for exit, not entry ok? I like pies, not strudels ok? I want abalones, not bananas ok?

Please lah, I'm not gay!

88 Comments

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Oh man.. who could have done this to you? Poor thing.

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LOL.

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Yea, trust u for now...who knows in future? hehe :)

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poor thing u...kena target by some dumb ass..
but hey..at least i had a good laugh.
hilarious and dumb, who on earth will do such things?

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haha

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Spraying coffee from my nose to keyboard and falling on floor laughing (SCFMNTKnFOFL!)

You're more than welcome to fly over the England and have a Ceremonial Partnership (Gay Marriage), it'll be legal this month... :) (Loads of Potentials at Brighton)

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you sure you're not gay? lol

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LoL!!!

Simply hilarious!!!GOD DAMN FUNNY!!!

Haha...

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kekeke, and the fellow chose your sepia picture, gosh that's jsut horrible

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If you are gay, guess who will be disappointed most? Ha ha....
DA!!!

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O.M.G! You are outrageously funny.
"My ass is for exit, not entry ok?"-classic

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there's no way for you to be gay. eeeeee.

i have nothing against homosexuals, but God has created Adam and Eve for lots of reasons, and for some reasons, God didn't put Adam and Steve or Annie and Eve together.

no, i've nothing against homsexuals. i just don't agree to their lifestyle, that's all. it's like me tasting a dish, and i say it's not nice, but you say it's delicious. and i have nothing against that.

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Whoo hoo... darn funny...

also like the classic line..
arse for exit not entry.. couldnt help burst out laughing.

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Hahaha! That's funny, the things people do!

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the perils of putting yourself online. someone else is bound to get up to some mischief with your info!

btw... how come you aren't in the running for the best asian blog?? i'd vote for you!!

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looks delicious for that photo
i mean for gay

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And so this is what its all about. Did you go and tell my best friend that this I FUCK GUY is me? Do you think that I was really the type of person doing things behind? Common lar.....

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LOL

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poor on u kenny. guess i shudn't offend anyone or i'll ne the next online dating victim keke...

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poor on u kenny. guess i shudn't offend anyone or i'll be the next online dating victim keke...

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Hi, Kenny
I enjoy reading your blog ever since I visited it for the first time.
I found this post was funny at first, but then after second thought I think it's kinda cruel joke.

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I love you too. Drop me a line. WHAHAHAHA..

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hahaha, cute.

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Hahahaha.... some ah beng must have got really pissed at u and decided to do that.

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you too popular...

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i'm stunned... pity you have no way to trace whoever who did that account

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Woah. That person very evil ah.
I don't get it man. I think Kenny is a friendly guy (as compared to those mean poplar bloggers out there). Who on earth will get offended by him?

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hahahahaha... poor kenny!

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hahahahaha.. poor kenny!

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Kenny.. doesn't matter if they say you are gay or not... you look so hot

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Stop lying and come back to bed!!!

[Oh darn! I only said that as a joke, but I can see that back firing in so many ways too ... hope no one has framed me on Gaydar either or I'll send the hamsters after them!!!!] :-)

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..to be fair, you DID call that sepia-tinged shot of yours Gay..

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that was sick.

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OooOOooOoOoo. So you are 'uncut'.

Ahem.

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Well. Even with that pose, the fitting shirt and very metrosexual hairstyle, I must say that pic looks 100% straight. It's your facial expression.

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i pity you :|
But Sagittarians rulez XD

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you think this is funny, wait till you see this.

http://Kenny_Shia.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/outwithbang.php

No pun intended. We love you kenny sia.

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and here i thought you WERE gay. all the conversations, all the 'girly' answers..

oh kenny kenny...

now what DID YOU DO to cause people to THINK you are gay...

LOL

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the only person with the high res photo is you and i personally believe that you made this up so you can post about something. running out of ideas?

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I heard a lot of gays are disappointed. They had hoped that it was true. :-)

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lol!BBQ?
my ass is for output,not input,too.

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kenny u are gay???

i loveeeee u

when will u have sex to me?? i will give my virginity to u

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LAUGH OUT LOUD. i tink u shud post more pics of nicole to prove tat ure not gay.

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go work out at the gym, have those abs and muscles, and no one will dare to mess with you and call you gay.

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Kenny cannot be gay lar. tak boleh so sayang!

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Well.WHat to do,you are Kenny Sia.And you that once people get famous,there will always be people out there doing parodies and even having bad facts bout you spreading around.

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*chops gay endorsement label*

HAHHAHAHA...yknow, sadly, without your disclaimer you'd probably have kenaed flamed for being homophobic.

Aiyah, some people too free lah. Did you try reporting that profile as false?

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Ha ha... funny...

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that dude must be very bored.


WE all Love Kenny. Gay or Not. :p

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poor Kenny! You are so desirable that gay guys had to frame you!

So the lesson is: don't put your handsome pictures online. Just put those pics with your humps or something :P

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Kenny, You made the profile so that you would have something funny to post on didn't you!!!

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ehh i don't get the "i like pie not strudels" part.

:(

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... DID YOU CHECK OUT THAT KENNY_SHIA LINK POSTED BY QUAS?!?!

http://Kenny_Shia.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/outwithbang.php

Kenny... it's u ainit? ahhahah ;)

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HA ha ha ha ha! This is so funny!

And Gay used to mean happy

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LOL, at least you are a good sport about it. It's the best way to handle the whole thing..!

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How original. Kenny as a closet Cosplayer would be much funnier, especially if it came with doctored pics of Kenny in, say, a Sailor Moon outfit. I'd be willing to believe that.

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wait a minute... i went to the website, and you have to register to enter the site. kenny, you registered eh?

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hhaahaa..u poor fellow..
anyway..cheers!
keep on writing dude...

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"My ass is for exit, not entry ok"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Damn it Kennyyyyyy!!! I am trying to keep a straight face here at work ok!
Failed miserably!!! :P

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http://Kenny_Shia.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/outwithbang.php

HAHAHAHHAHA... whoever posted this link, thanks! LOL!

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How I wish you are gay. Because you would fit my bill as Mr Kermit exactly:P

Cheeky, sensitive and yet thoughtful...

Trust me. Its not about how "big" your pencil is, or how cute your eyes are, but its how you manage your life and how you face every challenge with the positivity that every one should have.

I would still embrace you, straight or not. For being real. By the way, I clicked very well with Sagi people... so dun run away....*chases away Kenny*:P

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http://thissiterocks.com/pictures.htm?pic=289 kenny this pic suits this entry ;)

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kennys in denial!

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hahahaha thanks god u r not angry

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Haha OMG i have come across your Gaydar profile before actually. Didn't know who you were before. It's all coming back to me now. I have people using my friends' pic before for their profile and i just had to send nasty messages to them. Motherfuckers. No life and it's no one's fault they are born ugly that they have to steal pics. No offence of course to the motherfuckers.

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Comeon, you sexily delicious?? I bet you seldom look at the mirror dude...you are just a big fat slob ok? Homo is so against the bible, people who say theres nothing wrong with gay marriages is pure gay.

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LOL, this is a good one. In fact, it is a very good idea to advertise yourself. I might try that also next time.
BTW, i noticed a comment that says Kenny is gay? Damn you are famous for just writing blogs. good job.

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OMG!! That's a mean prank that someone pulled on you! XD well at least all of us had a good laugh. I'm glad you're taking this in a good light because if it was me, I'd be laughing my @$$ off!! XD

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it's ok to be homosexual. infact, our malaysia police is a lesbian :)
see yourself to believe ;)
http://www.yashi.com/?video&vid=188886

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after 69 comments i must say this:

Kenny: I am not gay but my boyfriend is!

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Dear God, you people scare me.

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get over youself already - u r NOT that cute.

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oh my god. you like so suck. a dog could write better than you. besides can i just say that looking at that picture? you are Ugly with a capital U.

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LOL. Kenny, I've heard from many others that you write real funny blogs. And this is one of the funniest I've ever read. Gee..tough one dude...

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hehe, gay or not ur so damn funny! :D but shame on whoever used ur name in gaydar

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hey im from perth btw =) bahahaha! n dw kenny, i dont think ur gay

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hey im from perth btw =) bahahaha! n dw kenny, i dont think ur gay

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XD

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i wonder how you found out kenny... :D
been searching gay sites have you?

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leave him alone lah. so perverted sign him up as gay online *roll eyes*

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man! you are short, compare to me (lady standing in 175cm)

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How the hell did you get my bloody pic

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...the guy who makes lesbians turn straight.. and straight men turn gay~~...

hehehe i know you've heard this many times before but *screams like a high pitch teenage girl* KENNY SIAAA~!!! I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!=D

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hey, i faced d same situation as yours now too.... teach me wad to do...btw, i'm new to your blog

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if u r gay then can u suck my cock and can i fuck ur as . tell me soon
bye

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Well, there's nothing wrong to be as a homosexual but in reality... the world sees it differently. We are bound to our culture, religion and social norms. I'm open minded to those people. I dun mind if they want to become my friend as long as they treats me respectfully. Anyway Kenny, keep it up with your life and your blogs as well. I think it is the way you are, might be the reason on why you become a 'target'. You're cute and handsome (for Asian standard) for both male and female. Hahahahah

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Poor thang

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juz wondering..if ur not gay, y were u at a gay site..haha..

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