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Monday, 26 September 2005

Snippets of Saturday Night

Kenny: "Rich bastards. I don't get it. Why do girls like them so much?"
Irene: "Heh, don't ask me. It's just a coincidence all my boyfriends turned out to be rich bastards."
Rozie: "Actually, we only like the rich part. Not the bastard part."
Kenny: "Oh, come on. I know guys who never made it through school, live off their rich parents' money, bum at home without work or education, and still gets more action than most guys around here. Girls love rich bastards."
Hedo: "Yeah, but if their parents stop giving them money, they're just gonna be bastards. Full stop."

Going out with Irene can be quite a traumatising but strangely profound experience. It must've been ages since I last went out relax and unwind, so when Irene called I took up her offer. Our Saturday night was spent drinking at SoHo, with new friends John, Rozie and Hedonistics joining in.

This the same Hedonistics who called me Mr Orgasm-Inducing, and the same Irene whose mom thinks I look very 'lau sik' (innocent). Hohoho, if only she knew what kind of a person I really am.

I don't understand why the mothers I met all seem to like me leh. Irene's mom met me only once, and she so excited go and tell her happily-attached daughter to date me. Wtf? So wrong. Must be my Swee Mei haircut I tell you.

Irene: "yak yak yak yak yak..."
Kenny: "yak yak Oooh, that girl is hot. yak yak yak..."
Irene: "WHERE?"

Hedo: "Cheh... this kinda girl. EVERYWHERE!"
John: "Cheap dress."
Kenny: "Hoiyo. She pretty whattt."

Without me noticing, Irene swiftly grabbed my camera and walked towards that girl.

Irene: "Hi! My friend thinks you're pretty and he wants to take a picture of you."

WALAU! Where got so direct one?! People just wanna see see look look only, not get into her pants lah! Stupid Irene. I had my head down throughout the whole ordeal. So embarrassing.

At least I got the photo of the girl that night. ;) Everyone, say hello now to this sweet Kuching bombshell, Emma.

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first!

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Nabeh, what first what second? Running in Olympics ah?

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Haha... You don't "na-beh" people lah. The previous post was a sweet boyfriend... Next post go "bio cha bor" already...

Tsk, tsk...

Naughty Kenny! Bad! Let's go tell Nicole.

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ahahhaha lol 100 m

i tot u were away?

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so ugly!

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Andrew, oh. :) That trip was postponed till Thursday.

Kierra, I'm not even bio-ing her! I'm just making a passing comment nia.

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Correction! She said : "Hi! My friend thinks you're HOT and he wants to take a picture of you."

Hehhehe.. well at least you didn't blunder her name this time ^__^ What say we go check her out next week *wink *wink *AHAKS!*

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"Bian" explain liao. If you didn't "bio" her in the first place, how to even probe that "passing remark" out.

Tsk, tsk...

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Hey Dude, a little mole on under her left eye would make her a XX double...sorta.

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sunny, you're the prettiest lah.

Rozie, crazy ah! You wanna turn me into a stalker issit? I... shall... resist... the... temptation!

Kierra, not my fault! My eyes have a mind of their own. Much like my third thumb.

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Hey! Relax dude... No one's fault. All I need you to say, "I 'bioed" that cha bor only" mahz...

Teehee~

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12th!

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eh that girl quite chio wad hahaha

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e, where got lah? Her hair isn't even colored to the roots. Besides, she's a Bidayuh, I think.

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wah this is scary, comments section turning into chat area...kenny i think ure blog too many visitors liao...3 mins after ure post , got ppl sent in comments

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No mar .. everyone goes to SOHO.. nvm lar .. she won't know ;) Then you can sei bak chiew again.. hehhe .. who knows, this time she could be a little tipsy and doing those uber entrancing dances by the DJ box!

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hello emma, next time i go back hometown i'll look u up! ;)

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first thing first, can i get to know irene. She can really be helpful. I wanna take shots XD.

anyway, that is why I always wished to be a rich bastard. Good enough that 3 of them were honest enough to smack the guys' head once in awhile

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Come on!!! U mean you didn't explore underneath her pants???!!! SHAME ON YOU KENNY!!!!

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Make up a bit thick lah (reminds me of xiaxue :P)...
But nevertheless, pretty sweet-looking girl :)

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sorrie ah kenny.. think ur taste is way off.. =P

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kenny, stop explaning yourself. LOL
24th sep you were an angle who made more than 100 ppl cry.. 25th sep.. you went "bio char boo".. no eye see man. =)

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Kenny, hey I did my own write-up for saturday. Drop by and read if you like.

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she's a hottie!

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Nabeh, what first what second? Running in Olympics ah?

Posted by: kennysia at September 26, 2005 12:17 AM


this is bloody cute :P

she's hot ^_^

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sounds like things are getting better for you :) take care :)

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Where got sweet? Where got pretty? Make up too thick. Doesnt even remotely looks like XX. Yes, XX wears thick makeup but at least doesnt look so so so...aiya dono how to put in words...at least doesnt look so gross like this girl lah...Kenny, ur taste really lah...no eyes see...

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Ohhhhh.. now I know adi. Pretty means must put like TONNES of make up right? Ok ok. I learn I learn.

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Yeah I know what u mean when u say girls like guys who are rich, or in your own words, 'rich bastards', heh.

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she ain't tt bad looking wert......oklor so not da bomb lar but passable.....neway,since swee mei haircut works on all d housewives hor,then u r d nez bae yong jun izzit?auntie killer lol

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eh the girl is hot
you guys are impossible to please

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Photoshop her skin to a shade fairer, then maybe.
What race is she? Looks a bit exotic leh.

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err...bomb..shell?

ahaha no offence but its juz the shell? ehehheehe

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where got pretty. eeeee.. make-up somemore so orbit.

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Hahaha... where are your much-vaunted 'balls'?

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But then it's quite true mah. Who wouldn't want to be pampered and dined by someone rich? But better not be a bastard lah ... >.But then it's quite true mah. Who wouldn't want to be pampered and dined by someone rich? But better not be a bastard lah ... >.

Wah ... your friend so direct one ah?! And the Emma still let her take ... you lucky ... you should get Irene to help you take more sia!!

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Aiyah..u all talk like your own girlfriend beri cheo or what...only u know inside leh..tsk tsk

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Kenny, juz finished reading all of your entries.
Keep up the good work, Kuching Boleh!!!

BTW, where's Gym Masyarakat? Somewhere near Bintawa?

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HEY! Nicole is hotter. LOL.

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Fuckstress, Emma might be cute, but I still think FireAngel is the OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWN.

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"lau sik" is honest la. Not innocent. You are not exactly an innocent guy, ok? =p

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Go pubbing sure make-up like this mah! Abothen?? Wear light light ppl think you SUA KU..

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Fire Angel is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWN, Kenny is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWNWANTMOREBBQORNOTIGIVEYOUMOREBBQSAUCETHENYOUCANPWNITANDDONTNEEDTOTHANKMEBAIFORNOW.

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Wow. It got cut off. OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWNWANTMOREBBQORNOTIGIVEYOUMOREBBQSAUCETHENYOUCAN
PWNITANDDONTNEEDTOTHANKMEBAIFORNOW.

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Fire Angel is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWN, Kenny is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWNWANTMOREBBQORNOTIGIVEYOUMOREBBQSAUCETHENYOUCANPWNITANDDONTNEEDTOTHANKMEBAIFORNOW.

Posted by: desperate addict at September 26, 2005 09:22 PM


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the girl look sweet..bit to much ICI though

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Geeeez... what is wrong with you guys? Standards too high lah! I think she's pretty, not supermodel pretty lah, but still pretty. At least she's above average and definitely NOT ugly. Ugly is too strong a word!

Give me a break lah! If she's considered ugly, what do you call these?

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Don't said ppl ugly lah :P

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she isn't pretty.. Maybe her make up is a bit over.

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Hey Kenny, ur such an inspiration- my r00mie n I talk about ur entries everyday,plus we 'quote' u on life,like on how doing anything will just cause one to "die die both ways..." thanX,ur an inspiration =)

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i think she's pretty. just needs to learn how to choose better colors for makeup.

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liew mus get someone like Irene to go out with me next time...

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kenny, what's with all the FA hype? any idea? let us in on the secret, will ya?

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LOL. Your friend has balls to approach a stranger like that .. even if its just to take a photo .. hehz.

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First, why i said cheap dress....I said that literally cheap, and look at the close-up pic, the make-up all out. No high class chick will color their face like that and the most important thing, her shoe was not match with the dress and a bit of mud. And look at her friends, I bet they came with motor-bike and she's not a Bidayuh, she;s a Malay.hehe..anyway...lets check her out this weekend hehehe..BTW, it was a great outing and it was fun.

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omg.. you make me sound so mean..

but at least i'm not as mean as john... lol!

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Goodness, nowadays, cannot even post a night out with pictures, without getting it scrutinized [i think the spelling is a bit off] to bits. No wonder sms based reality show laku giler. Everybody want to have their 2 cent [or is it 50 cent] opinion on something. Sheesh.

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Give the poor girl a break. She probably doesn't know that she is the hot topic of the moment. BTW, She looks great.

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OK..I was a bit harsh on the previous comment.

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she's so common looking...there a few dozens of this kind of girl out there

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i hv her Guess handbag! jz tat in black =)

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There's one saying:

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

If one bowl of kolo mee on a stall looks good to one person doesn't mean another person would look at it the same way.

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pls don't say she's kuching bombshell. makes people think kuching standard is like that. there are farrrrr prettier girls in kuching!

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Give me a break lah! If she's considered ugly, what do you call these?

Posted by: kennysia at September 26, 2005 10:16 PM
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That you call FUGLY!

btw, actually hor, I don't really wanna say much lor because hor the girl hor didn't really post that picture up herself BUT then hor so many people said that she is pretty, especially guys. I hor suddenly hor feel so ashame of my dick already.

So then hor, I wanna say hor.. Not really lor.. Okay lar maybe lighting problem gua but from the picture she look like just an average girl.

*Nebo runs before the girl cries and smacks him with her shoe

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its screaming 'oh, lets go to SOHO and be seen'

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she has Too much make up... above average looking

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I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais - quite remote area in Padawan district)
Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.

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Attractive girl, especially by Kuching's extremely low standards- below most other cities in Malaysia. LOL

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