She wasn't the first girl to throw a marriage proposal my way, you know.
I'm always gonna remember twirly mouth babe Scarlett Ting as the first one who (jokingly) asked me to marry her. Then there's Finicky Feline who didn't propose, but named me as one of the guys she'd date. I tell you, reading their entries is enough to make my testicles grow to twice their original size.
Coincidentally, the three ladies share a common trait, ie they are all Singaporean. Alright, I know Ting is from JB and Finicky Feline is from Penang. But to me they are still Singaporean. See, Kenny's definition of a Singaporean is someone who has been living in Singapore for a considerable amount of time. NOT someone who doesn't understand what their own national anthem means because its in bloody Malay.
The whole thing got me thinking once again of a hypothetical situation. What if I am single and available and looking for a girlfriend; and what if XiaXue, Ting and Feline weren't joking and were 100% serious about wanting to hook up with me?
I think my first reaction would be "HAR? YOU WANNA DATE ME? YOU SIAO GINAH AR?!"
That's not discounting the ladies because obviously they are arguably the most wanted and eligible bachelorettes in the blogging community. Its just that I'd be totally dumbfounded why anyone would consider me boyfriend material. I am, after all, just an average-looking guy from the small city of Kuching who still lives with his mother and two dogs with no names.
Yes, my two dogs have no names. I kinda ran out of doggie names to call them, so the poor bastards have been called "Oi, YOU!" for quite some time now. At one point I even named them 'Jayden' and 'Kirsten', after my sister's two children. Don't think my sister is gonna be too happy if she finds out.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand.
I'm not gonna lie here. Nicole can chop me to pieces later, but I find Singaporean women in general very, very, very attractive. By 'attractive' I mean either they look pretty, or they have a nice character, or both.
They are so attractive in fact, even the Malaysian girls who've lived there come back looking pretty. I'm being honest here. To date, I haven't yet met a Singaporean girl I can truthfully say is ugly. Sometimes I feel I'm a little bit out of their league.
Regardless, here I am taking a page off Finicky Feline's
book err... blog, and present to you - reasons why myself (and perhaps other Malaysian men) should and should not date Singaporean girls.
Why I should date Singaporean girls:
1. Singaporean girls have fantastic fashion sense
The MNG, the m}phosis, even the This Fashion (or was it That Fashion? heh heh) all deserve a medal for sprucing up Singaporean girls with something nice to wear and giving the guys something nice to look at at the same time. :)
2. Singaporean girls have a good sense of humour
Two girls I know in Perth (Candice and Rekha) are perfect examples of this. Actually I reckon Singaporeans in general have a good sense of humour. They know the difference between a sarcastic insult and a sarcastic joke, and they know when to take things seriously and when to have light-hearted fun. I don't have to worry as much about offending someone when I joke.
3. Singaporean girls are more open about their sexuality
This one you can see for yourself in their blogs. Singaporean girls have no hesitation talking about sex in the same blog where they put their photos and real name, wheras Malaysian girls feel the need to hide behind an anonymous pseudonym before they can write anything about sex. Why ar? Social stigma lah.
4. Singaporean girls are capable of forming their own opinion
Despite my parents' insistence, I have absolute zero interest in quiet docile women who looks sweet on the outside, but hollow on the inside. I don't like girls who follow exactly what I said to the dot and keep quiet if I did something wrong that they don't like. I don't wanna date a maid who accepts everything I ask of them. I want girls who have brains and can think for themselves, not a doormat. Singaporean girls know what they want, and they say what they want. It makes the relationship more 'human', and that I admire.
5. Singaporean girls know how to party
I went to Zouk once and I was amazed to see the girls there doing the Para-Para, the Teppanyaki, or whatever dance you call it. I tried to dance but end up looking like I was jogging on the spot. Maybe dating a Singaporean girl could turn me into a Michael Flatley.
6. Singaporean girls are health conscious
Nowadays its all low fat, low carb, low everything. Can save money on dinner 'cos she'll just be drinking a glass of water.
7. Singaporean girls are more financially independant
Salary in Singapore is better and the exchange rate to Ringgit is pretty good at the moment. Money is never enough. Then again, having a lot of money is one thing. Unfortunately, knowing how to spell the word "BUDGET" is another thing.
Why I should NOT date Singaporean girls:
1. Cash, Car, Condominium, Credit Card, Career.
I don't have lah!