XX Blog Generator

Ever want to be a celebrity blogger, but don’t know where to start?

Never fear! This 1st April, kennysia.com is here to help you realise your dreams, with the new XX Blog Generator. Now, you too, can become the next Wendy Cheng












































Location:

 
Activity:

 
Unlucky Victim:

Victim’s Crime #1:

Revenge:
Victim’s Crime #2 :
Provoke Sympathy? :
No
               
Yes
Curse :
Extra Bashing?
No                

Yes
Blog Entry:




Disclaimer: Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional and kennysia.com is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential ridicule resulting from the use of this Blog Generator. No animals were harmed in the creation of the XX Blog Generator.

I’ll be on the road over the next two weeks, so updates will be whenever I get an internet connection.

Tonight I’ll be at Italiannies One Utama celebrating Cheesie’s 23rd Birthday. Quick, go over to her blog and wish her happy birthday!

210 Replies to “XX Blog Generator”

  1. Haha… this realli sound like wendy !! i think tat her blog is getting more and more provoking… and boring.. hehe good job kenny… keep it up 🙂 n stay true to urself !!

  2. I was at Orchard Road this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the RUDE ANG MOH into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.
    I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

  3. whoohoo go go go kenny sia you da man, man! what a way to ridicule the epitome of all bimbobitches far and wide.
    kenny rocks my socks anytime of the day!!!

  4. I am just glad that the bashing has started. But, why only start now?
    That pink blog is getting very pointless. Especially so with the Caucasian boyfriend and fake nose.

  5. haha… already expected your April Fools blog gotta got something to do with XiaXue’s blog. this is short, simple and sweet!
    haha… I wanted to post up a picture of my darling’s breast for the April Fool, but think he might not appreciate it and slap me…

  6. i quess you’re getting irritated at those who drop comment for the sake of who-comment-first.
    anyway, what’s up with you and that wendy cheng huh?

  7. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional
    I think you mean unintentional. Yes I read disclaimers.

  8. hey kenny sia actually I saw u at Plaza Bukit Bintang this morning, u were walking away from MPH book store to some coffee shop outside the building. Saw u were wearing jogging outfit and sweaty wet. Whoa…and it was raining outside somemore u wanna jog around KL hehe..
    With ppl in KL getting sick nowdays, i salute bravery

  9. I was in my room this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

  10. Hey Kenny, I hope that you appreciate your readers as you don’t have much to say these day but they still write something in your blog to keep up the traffic. Kaching! ie more revenue for you. Woohu! I am #74.

  11. Hey Dude, awesome comment counter, creativity to the max…woo hoo, my first “I am number 94” comment on Kennysia.com

  12. That was awesome! You rock Biatch! And I can’t wait for Xiaxue’s response LOL. Be prepared to be Victim #5

  13. lol …
    new fake nose n the CHEEBYE language ?
    SALUTE!!!! n Genius…
    if able 2 put some camwhore picture generator, it will be super genius!!
    triple thumbs up!

  14. I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the CHAO AH PEK into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.
    I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!
    YAY! special number got special prize or not?? haha

  15. I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn’t mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

  16. hahaha!!!
    (1) what bloody good parody!
    (2) good satire!
    (3) great april fools joke on xiaxue! cant wait to see her reaction!
    (4) cant believe some ppl actually tried on the blog generator!!! hahaha!
    (5) the disclaimer was funny as hell.
    (6) kenny u done it again.

  17. kennysia you rawk!!! but seriously i think the disclaimer was wayyyy better than the actual generator…cute 😀 happi april fools…
    ps in canada that’s why i’m a day late 😀

  18. I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHAO AH PEK, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn’t mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!
    lol~

  19. And this is how easy it is for anyone to be a famous blogger like xx.
    She’s getting really pointless nowadays and this blog generator proves the point doesn’t it?

  20. I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD!
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!
    haha. first time commenting and im the 117th to comment =(

  21. haha gd on u.. since so many ppl like to rush to be the 1st few commenters… hence your scripting for the “Yay! I am number XXX!!!” is a smart move! :p

  22. YESSSS!!!! YOU ARE THE 121th COMMENTER!!!!
    hahahhaha. =P and the button says “OMG!!! YOU ARE THE 121TH COMMENTER!!!!”
    think this is supposed to mock those idiots who constantly comment about what comment number they are. =O

  23. anywayyy, tried out the blog generator. it’s pretty cool!
    I was in my room this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the RUDE ANG MOH, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!
    I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!
    … and OMG!!! I AM THE 122TH COMMENTER! -.-

  24. I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the CHAO AH PEK further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that CHAO AH PEK, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn’t mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!
    haha, this is so cool!

  25. Damn….my eyes must have played some tricks on me. I was 126!
    Now I’m 127. Darn Wendy Cheng. Damn bloody hate that surname.

  26. I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!
    hmm..i like this illogical combination..kakaka….

  27. I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!
    Wahahahaha this is even funnier!!!!!

  28. I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

  29. Dear Kenny
    I’ve been a reader of your blog for about a two years but have never left
    any comments. I find your blog entries very entertaining and interesting.
    I’m writing actually to ask you for some advice abt Perth.
    I and my husband are thinking of migrating to Austr. and we think Perth
    could be a good place to settle down due to its proximity to M’sia and
    the nice weather. From your blog, I know that you settled in Perth for
    your secondary schooling. Could you advise which area in Perth is a good
    location to settle in? A place that is affordable in terms of housing,
    has good school for children, and good food?
    I would really appreciate your help. Thanks a lot!

  30. I was in my room this morning, partying, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING RUDE ANG MOH!
    I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!
    haahahahaha. this is hilarious! 😀

  31. eh kenny, tell me ah, what’s with you bloggers and being so irritated by fat people? do you think it’s even funny to diss a fat person? you make being fat a crime. you’re no thin yourself you fucktard.

  32. I was in my room this morning, partying, when my RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront my RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly as always. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To my RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with my RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is my RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!
    – – –
    Cool blog generator!
    If you haven’t noticed, i was trying to contemplate drawing a resemblance between xx and her ang mo bf with the above. =P

  33. hahaha.. kenny u are funny!
    yeah, it’s obviously plain to see that those are xiaxue’s peeves & usual things that she blogs about. 🙂

  34. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED SIA.. U AND XIAXUE FIGHT ISSIT??
    COME ON SPILL! AND U KNOW WHAT, IF THERE IS A FIGHT GOING ON, YOU’LL WIN FOR SURE!!!! YOU’RE THE MAN BRUDER!

  35. I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn’t mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

  36. I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

  37. Thanks kenny for the link to Wendy blog site. And i finally realize why u put so much fuck, fuck, and more fuck in the blog generator becoz all her blog is full of unnecessary “FUCK”
    She thinks she if so great after blogging for 4 years. And i think that the blog entry from her comment about teeny booper photo is actually pointing back finger on herself. At least those girls out there are still teenagers and acting cute…
    WEndy ??? Juz 1 sick old bitch with thick make-up and acting cute..

  38. Freaking Awesome.
    How sad is it that you just defined 95% of all XX’s posts, and yet, she is so popular. There is no accounting for taste these days.

  39. I was at the taxi stand this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.

  40. OMG I did it as a joke and I actually came up with an entry thats 90% the same as one wendy wrote a few months back. Scary.

  41. If a person can be famous spreading intelectual rubbish online, get sponsored and even make it a JOB to spread GOSSIP, it’s Kenny…
    Typed that out, seriously…… that was too true.

  42. hey kenny,
    check out the event (our co’s card launch which you were invited)on my blog, which you could not make it.. wished you were there.. it was very sucessful and lots of vip guest artist, Adeline was stunning that day as well.. u missed it!..

  43. I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

  44. I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn’t mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

  45. I was at the taxi stand this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the CHAO AH PEK, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!
    I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

  46. OMG, that is hilarious. No prizes for guessing where the help for the inputs came from eh? It reeks of xiaxue -rolls eyes-
    In any case, I doubt people will be laughing if I were to blog about some random lizard or ah pek jumping out from my closet.
    Nice try kenny, but maybe you should have collaborated with someone else?
    Xiaxue’s “OMFG FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK EVERYTHING” kind of writing DOES NOT impress Dr.Marrion.
    If anything, it just emphasizes how limited she is with her vocabulary.
    Nonetheless, some good crapping material. Perfect for a let’s-diss-xiaxue day.
    😀
    PS: OMG!!!! I AM THE 184TH COMMENTER!
    *runs around in mock shock*

  47. i like commentor number 135. super lame. and the idiot who tried to correct you saying “shudnt it b Unitentional, not intentional? i Do read disclaimers u know”. haha first he didn’t get the sarcasm, second, he makes himself sound like such a loser “i read disclaimers!” yahoo!

  48. I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

  49. I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn’t mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!
    …. this is the only blog that i can go…… cos its domain isnt blogspot…. china ban TT poor singaporean gal in china…

  50. wah, really work one woh!!!!!!
    I was at Ritz-Carlton this morning, queuing up to take pictures for my blog entries, when a RUDE big shot from MAVCAP come by and singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: “Don’t stand there if you are not taking photographs.” And walked off. Arrogantly. Full of anger. Full of air.!!!!!!!!!
    I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the f6cker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO be ruder!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE big shot from MAVCAP further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new camera, deforming it permanently and leaving me workless. 🙁 So I held my cool and completed my shots. Then, went up to him, look him sternly in the eyes and told him I wanted to talk to him later about his big fuss. From his arrogant response, I had to cut him short and told him in the face: “Can you be ruder? Obviously, you are not a Malaysian.” I made sure he shut the f6ck up. SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING RUDE big shot from MAVCAP!
    I am so f6cking irritated with that RUDE big shot from MAVCAP! So what if he is a RUDE RUDE big shot from MAVCAP? Doesn’t mean he can just singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: “Don’t stand there if you are not taking photographs.” and walked off, arrogantly, full of anger, full of air like that. If every single RUDE big shot from MAVCAP come and singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: “Don’t stand there if you are not taking photographs.” and walked off, arrogantly, full of anger, full of air, I still need to live meh?!!

  51. I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!
    I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! I was going to confront the UGLY FAT PEOPLE further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the UGLY FAT PEOPLE, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!
    I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn’t mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

  52. Haha…
    I was in my room this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and STEAL MY TAXI!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO STEAL MY TAXI!!!! I was going to confront the UGLY FAT PEOPLE further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that UGLY FAT PEOPLE, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!
    I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn’t mean he can just STEAL MY TAXI like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and STEAL MY TAXI, I still need to live meh?!!
    Nice huh?

  53. I was in my room this morning, partying, when the FUCKING KENNYSIA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
    I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING KENNYSIA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. 🙁 So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING KENNYSIA into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.
    I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING KENNYSIA! So what if he is KENNYSIA? Doesn’t mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single man behave like KENNYSIA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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