What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia, one name also cannot come out.

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there’s SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.
5. This.

6. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you’re late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
7. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
8. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
9. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.
10. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

11. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
12. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
13. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
14. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say “Wah! Very clever hor?” When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say “Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!”
15. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.

Happy 51th Merdeka, Malaysia.

Yeah!


“A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut got in trouble when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.”
“Hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance, who sent seven firemen to help out.”
Seriously… WHAT DO YOU NEED SEVEN FIREMEN FOR?!

307 Replies to “What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian”

  1. You’ve said it bro! That’s us Malaysian, famous thru out the world for our kiasuness and kiasiness.
    Selamat Hari Kebangsaan!

  2. Whatever you may say, seeing my cousins and my family grow up in racially divided Malaysia, I cannot say that I love Malaysia. When there is dirty ethnic politics, state-instituted discrimination, and the inherent separation of the Malays, Chinese and Indians.
    I have rarely seen you with other Malays in your posts, and I’m sure many Chinese Malaysians like myself can agree that our country is not in racial harmony. It is a far cry from America, where people learn to love their lives as Americans and as Whites, Blacks or Asians.

  3. very true…
    great job!!… well we’ve been malaysians and we know how’s it like….
    51st merdeka…
    but not the 51st bday for ‘malaysia’

  4. 7. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
    this one reli made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!

  5. to Malaysia Disunited, can you really guarantee Amadika is in racial harmony 100%?
    Do ALL OF THEM really love the blacks and accept them?
    Do ALL OF THEM really ACCEPT the people of other religions? Look at the discrimination against Muslims there.
    Do ALL OF THEM have overcome their homophobia?
    Ask yourself these questions before you mengagung-agungkan Amadika.
    Malaysia’s no paradise, but at least it’s home. We admit that some people in power love to segregate us and there are those who buy their crap, but most of us are smart enough to learn to love our friends, malay, chinese or indian. I personally hung out with indians from primary 1 till form 5, and I hung out with chinese in form 6, and my closest coursemates include an indian girl [the ONLY indian in the course] and another malay girl, and I get along with my other coursemates, and I can tell u there’s only 7 non-malays in my class.
    Please remember nobody’s perfect, no country is perfect, including the Amadika that you mentioned.

  6. I am agree with rojakrojak comment.
    I am Malay and I am homoseksual. I’m not only bang Malay’s back side. I also bang Chinese’s back side, Indian back side, Sinkh’s back side, Jawa’s back side, Indon’s back side, Bangla’s back side, Vietnamese’s Backside, Burmese’s back side, Mamak’s back side, African’s back side, bla… bla… bla…
    Anyway, the best way to unite all Malaysian is to convert them to Muslim and have them circumsize. Anyone?

  7. yea..Malaya’s 51st bday n Sabah & Srwk’s 45th Bday SOON..
    guess wt?? my W.msia fren asked me this b4 i left kl..”When are you coming back Malaysia??” >

  8. I cannot agree more with number 7…my parents ARE like that…n i HATE it…
    number 11 is common among the MALAYS…
    number 12 is actually quite true…i mean have u heard of the expression “janji melayu”…yea…so…
    girls would get a half-orgasm when an angmoh kisses them…I hate it when people look up to angmohs for no reason…I am TOTALLY against it and ive been very vocal about it in my blog…girls with an angmoh bf would have this,I-have-an-angmoh-as-a-bf look…which i HATE!!!

  9. kenny you are fucking, You know why?
    because all that you say is not true at all, you still dont know MALAYSIA yet.
    fuck you kenny.. FUCK YOU..
    i am chinese but i am malaysian and i dont humiliate my own race and country..
    fuck you kenny.. FUCK YOU..

  10. i’m in full agreement with you.. no matter how hard the government is trying to deny it, the racial division among malaysians is very obvious..
    we look up too much to the westerners la so whatever they do always deemed to be acceptable but then lain cerita if another malaysian does the same thing…
    malaysia disunited… are you sure all americans are united?
    malaysia may not be perfect but if it is not 100% disunited, there’s still hope…

  11. Are u nervous during ytd talk show?
    ur gesture seem shows u are..
    and the host kept repeating ‘Relax lah Bro. relax lah…’
    Anyway, good to see u on TV 😉

  12. kenny, would be wise of you to take down the picture of tunku. picture’s of significance to some and even if it’s done in good faith, it might not be construed as such.

  13. To “Malaysia Disunited”… I wouldn’t say America is good as you said. After you go to all states in US, you come back and tell me once more whether your say is correct..
    Anyway, what I am trying to say is I am not agreed that there is no harmony here in Malaysia. It is really up to the person who living in this country to make things a little better. If one choose to be so skin-color-focus, it will never be united at all..Let’s be color blind for once.
    Happy Merdeka, Malaysian ( regardless who you are )!

  14. Haha^^
    100% chun chun ah…(very tepat in hokkien)
    Happy Birthday Malaysia!!!!
    Merdeka!Merdeka!Merdeka!
    p/s:Kenny…u looks like a guy that dance “Saturday nite fever” in that “Hi five” pic lah…haha^^
    Cheers!!!!

  15. hey kenny, nothing to do with this post, but can’t the man with nuts on be turned-off then using soap to reduce the friction between the nuts and his er…nutty man-hood. hey, i thought that’s common science we do in primary school. those doctors must be geniuses then!

  16. Kepada Kenny Sia,
    Anda diberi amaran untuk menanggalkan artikel ini di atas sebab artikel ini melanggar pelbagai peraturan termasuk cubaan menipu pengguna Internet dan mengandungi unsur-unsur penghinaan.
    Yang benar,
    Saya 😛

  17. first time commenter; i’ve always seen your blog as very chin chai, but this entry put such a smile on my face i can’t help but thank you. good job!

  18. HAHAHA
    people… chill man, its just a post. entertaining purpose. why so serious? no big deal yeah… regardless how corrupted or disunited Malaysia is, we still love Malaysia. DOnt we?
    im still proud being Malaysian, and enjoy each second that i get to spend in Malaysia (currently studying in melb).
    so no worries…
    corrupted + disunited = Malaysia
    ehehe
    love it or hate it, its your call 😀

  19. After living across the country for so long, i still love to be called Malaysian… cos there’s where my identity comes from
    there is no perfect country in the world, cos its the citizens that defines the country… and we all know that nobody’s perfect after all..
    well SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA to ALL my fellow Malaysians, and to all who have adopted Malaysia as well !!!!
    Happy Holidays!!

  20. hahah.. nice one.. except for the picture though… come on la.. don’t ridicule our father of independence.. it’s kindda disrespectful..

  21. Kennysia Boleh!!! LOL, no country is perfect guys, we laugh, jeer and confess our hatret as much as we want at Malaysia, but the fact that we’re still here shows that we are still Malaysian at hearts, n that its part of our roots. Come on, who doesn’t curse their parents behind their backs sometimes? Its just the same idea. Nice one anyway.

  22. I studied and now work in the US and am in the medical industry.
    I totally agree that the US is not what we think. There is racial segregation and biasness. It is just not “openly” discussed like it is in Malaysia (In my opinion because people are so afraid of getting sued haha)While there are some Americans that are genuinely nice, there are some that are not so nice as well, just like Malaysia, and just like any other country.
    And yeah, the angmoh guy thing also really ticks me off for some reason haha!

  23. well i agree on most of the things you listed here kenny, but some of them arent exactly true.
    when you say about RM10 coffee at starbucks, you’re saying about the 10% rich people among us. Infact, till now I never spent a single cent in Starbucks just because its too unaffordable for me.How many Malaysians do actually have the ability to drink a cup of coffee there? Only about 10% kenny.
    no one has ever blamed indians on lousy construction, we blamed the work ministry.
    I am a full A’s scorer in both SPM and STPM. When I asked for JPA and Matrix, i didnt get any of them. When i graduated from STPM, with 4 straight A’s, I asked for medicine, but they gave me Pertanian. Most of my bumi friends are now in UK and US, but I have to study lousy course here. Its not that WE want to discriminate Malays, but the government’s policies have convinced me that I’m a victim, not just me, but many of my non bumi friends too. We feel truly hurt.
    However, I cannot be more agree with you bout the 9th statement.
    Selamat hari merdeka

  24. i think i can explain the ang moh thing.
    it’s rarely local culture to hug a person of opposite sex just to say “Hello”. But we know it’s the custom of ang moh’s.
    So girls automatically think that if a malaysian guy wants to cium, that means he’s trying to pokmong the girl lor.

  25. no 16. You know kenny sia and you enjoy reading his blog. If you are the first one to comment on his blog, u will type “FIRST!”
    :p

  26. To Rojakrojak,
    yes.. no country on earth is 100% peaceful and harmony. And in US, racial discrimination is quite serious.
    but at least, in the US, the blacks are protected by LAW. They can go out to the street and protest when they’re being mistreated. They can sue the government and get handsome compensation if they’re being discriminated.
    but in Malaysia? No one is really protected by law. In Malaysia, government = law.
    whatever the government dislikes, they’re against the law.
    whatever the government thinks are good(for themselves), they’ll implement it without second thought.
    When Raja Petra revealed something Najib doesnt like that much, he can has his blog closed.
    But when Ahmad Ismail said that chinese are only ” menumpang di malaysia” , Abdullah ordered MCA and Gerakan NOT TO MENTION the issue anymore.
    Not even an apology.
    Rojakrojak, you still think you’re right?

  27. Good Morning Malaysia
    Thank you for pointing that out.
    This reminds me that in Amadika, every bit of communication among everyone is recorded, isn’t it?
    Eg., all phone calls recorded.
    I am not wrong, I can tell you that. We have insults hurled at us from the minority of the govt dogs who want to segregate us, and that’s what happened in Amadika before [a long time ago] when blacks were not allowed to go to their uni/colleges, where they were beaten or gunned down to death, and nobody would be able to do anything about it.
    We are not that extreme yet, and hopefully never will be.
    Right now we have a chance to change our govt, flush it out, and he is the man whose dick has been up someone’s ass without him knowing it.
    Although nobody can guarantee that he would do a good job, or bring about a good change to the country, but right now, all we need is a CHANGE. All it takes is for the people to realise, the govt is nothing without us, and we have the power to have them at our mercy.
    It is possible to overthrow a govt without violence, and Philippines was a good example.
    But I digress. Yeah, Amadika might have laws have the law protecting the blacks. And they might be very willing to accept a coloured man for a president. We might have a struggle over here to achieve such a feat and I might never see it happen in my lifetime, but I have faith someday someone somehow we will be able to bring about a positive CHANGE, and not turn out like Amadika, with crazy crimes all over.
    Thanks for the great point you made there. And btw, I am excited for 16 sept, because it’s hari malaysia, and it’s also my bday!
    May the real Merdeka happen soon!

  28. heya u could stay at the hotel yllen eiffel, it’s near the eiffel tower and it costs me only 36 Euros for a triple bed room this summer so it should cost you less for a single. i hope london’s weather gets better when u get here, it’s been quite rubbish lately..

  29. are you wise enough to read between the lines?
    read again and again.
    Kenny is not trying to be patriotic here.
    isnt your sarcasm meter moving?
    Trust me, he is teasing the society.
    Undeniably true.
    *claps*
    Kenny’s thought is the same as anyone else,
    50 years of so called independence is over,
    its time to start off the second phase of independence-the not so corrupted one. 😀

  30. kenny u not malaysian enuf… what about the holier than thou part. we are all holly ok…at least pretend to be one. haha
    happy independence day. happy birthday malaysia

  31. your sense of sarcasm is misplaced.i am sure this is just a light-hearted post and i am sure kenny is just as proud of being malaysian.

  32. Haha… Yo Kenny..
    You know whaat?
    That’s exactly what i think and say to all my friend here in aussie.
    Except No.7.
    We think alike in this post…
    HIGH FIVE..

  33. Good Morning Malaysia, I’m sorry you didnt get to study oversea but the courses in Malaysia are not necessarily lousy. This kinds of back Kenny’s point, we look up too much to everything foreign…

  34. What makes a Malaysian a Malaysian:
    You drink Milo more than you drink water.
    Malaysians consume 90% of the world’s Milo. [http://malaysia-canada.com/biz-awards-2006/branding.htm]

  35. good post..!
    what’s with the wrong spelling?
    it should be 51st & high 5…
    anyway, what’s with the first picture in the beginning of the post? who’s that guy and what’s the meaning in it? 🙂

  36. Kennnnyyy !!
    I love you and all.. but..
    I don’t get the first photo, why was a guy featured at the front ?? WHO IS THAT FELLA BLOCKING THOSE BOOBIES, FUCKING SHIT !! D:
    Also, what’s up with that gay dude on the top right flashing his armpits at you while you’re taking a picture ????
    O.o ???????

  37. Oh man, I laughed and cried at the same time….
    Aahahahahheheehhehhehehehehehe…..
    http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/30/nation/22208030&sec=nation

    “The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.
    At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.”

    ————————————————
    Seriously though, pour some ice water and shrink the penis so that the nut can be released. Only idiots wanna try cutting.
    But this is a unique case, micropenis situations are tough. I mean damn, look at this, this is the size of a nut. How the fuck did he fit it in that thing in the first place ??
    http://www.britishfasteners.com/images/nut2.gif
    If the ice water solution does not work, the only solution left is to use a welder/lighter to heat the nut, make it expand and release that dying poor purple dick.
    If that doesn’t work, cut it off with a parang and reattach through surgery.
    Just keep in mind to go easy during your Honeymoon, if it’s still on. God bless. 😉

  38. I am Malay and I am no discriminate.
    If I see a Malay chap and a Chinese chap in a car accident, I beat them both for causing a traffic jam. Beside chinese babes are HOT!

  39. Thanks Kenny for telling the true attitude of M’sian….. Wonder what is the point of celebrating Merdeka Day if the politic drama is still going on n on…..Old folks claimed that teenager refused to get involve in politic but hv they ever think before who massed it up? Sigh……

  40. kennysia since when u become so pro nationalist? what is the wrong of voicing over unjust?? its a step forward to nation betterment!
    anyway no one in this hellhole cares about this day. why should we. seeing the dirty politics everyday. seeing leaders of right and free will being framed again n again.

  41. chicken, another pathetic opposition zombie. nation betterment? change? does your good friend anwar has a better idea? how?
    don’t equate the BN with malaysia. you hypocrite. malaysia is malaysia, BN is BN. you hate the country just say, then you can walk away. don’t profess to care about the country anymore.

  42. haha i love everything especially the last part
    good photo shopping skillz! Merdeka!
    had to celebrate our nation’s 51st bday in KLIA…so sad ;(
    they had quite a ceremony there though…AND they were giving away free flags!
    aiya…anything thats free just taaakee la.
    Happy 51st Birthday Malaysia!!

  43. Question on the ang moh issue. Why do ppl in msia call ang mohs working in msia “Ex-pats” when malaysians/other asians working in the ang moh countries are mostly/all the time reffered to as “Asians”? Million dollar question

  44. ech3lon,
    I am sure you are either a MCA man that has been chicken all the time, or MIC man that has no power at all to speak, or an UMNO racist that loves barking around.
    Even if you’re not one of them, you’ll call these people Nationalist. Protriots.
    so who are you the not-so-opposition-zombie?
    No one said this country is no good. This country is good. But ruled by your dirty government.
    we feel proud to be Malaysians, but we’re not proud of our government.

  45. Agree.
    Proud of being a Malaysian, but shameful to have such a government.
    If Tunku Abdul Rahman were to alive, i think that he would be crying over BN for ruining all the contribution done by him and the rest of the tokohs.
    Sigh.

  46. if you have the sense to read properly, i was addressing chicken’s comments. you don’t even have a context, and you like to jump on my comments and lump me in with BN or whoever? that’s so opposition like of you. you’re no different from them inept retards in BN. go on, pretend to be intellectual and politically aware some more. the nation is going to hell with you lot around.

  47. just for the record, being opposition does not make you more nationalistic than if you’re in UMNO. political affiliation has no place in the love for the nation. if you even care about the nation in the first place, you would stop barking on any issue you see and find a solution. umno, dap, no difference, you all bark and just want to stroke your own ego.

  48. I KNOW ALREADY!!!!!!! The NUT is not the edible one but the friend of a SCREW!
    Damn it kept me thinking y the hell the fella want to put a walnut or almond into his penis and how the hell to do that!!
    =.=
    That explains the 7 firemen.
    4 holding each of his limbs,
    1 holds his head (I mean the head that’s supposed to have a brain),
    1 holds his penis,
    1 use the chainsaw. O.O
    The last 1 just stand-by to shut his mouth up if he screams.
    I’m talking about the short-talk by the way.

  49. “When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah”
    Hahaha. U are right men. will done.
    HAPPY MERDEKA to all.Malaysia Boleh!!!

  50. This is a great post! At least for me, this is what being Malaysian is. We(gov included!!) still have so so many flaws to work on. Is it just me or does anyone else think that Malaysians have a superiority complex but are at the same time terribly insecure?? No joy in being Malaysian this year..

  51. So sad and so true about 11, 12, 13, 14. These show far we are from being beyond racial thinking. Why put the blame of race, when the question has nothing to be with race at all, rather the specific individual, group, organization or political party? We shouldn’t say this, or that race, but be specific about the group, organization who is at fault, NOT race. This linguistic choice will help us avoid from endig up with racially-inflected or racially-accusatory tone. Let’s point to the specific.
    It is NOT the Malays who are discriminating, because many of them are really wonderful fellow Malaysians, but the BN-led government who practices such forms of discrmination, of which all of us suffer TOGETEHER as Malaysians. In fact, many Malays also lose out on the benefits, which are kept within those close to the party’s circle. Just look at the people in other states like Kelantan. The rich fat cows enrich themselves and their cronies, while stoking racial fears that dividing us the rakyat, preventing us from seeing that these people are sucking the lifeblood of the country and its wealth away. What’s worse, is that these people who se racial rhetoric are fed and supported by some of the rich from other races, solely for business interests. We must not let ourselves fall into their ploy of racially dividing us, in order to run the country for themselves, instead of race, culture, or whatever creed which they profess to be fighting for.
    Happy Merdeka, everyone, let’s stand up against the racial ploy!

  52. DAMN! I ENVY U TO HAVE GONE BACK IN TIME AND HAVE THE RIGHT POSITION TO HIGH FIVE WITH THE FATHER OF MALAYSIA!!! OH YEAH, NOT TO FORGET SOME TROUBLESOME POLITICAL PARTY THAT LIKES TO BAN THIS BAN THAT TOO… AND SOME OF THEM WHO LOVES TO SUMPAH JUZ FOR GOOD… THIS IS MALAYSIA!!!

  53. 3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
    oh Kenny,do you drink coffee beans EVERYDAY?Car ‘drinks’ petrol EVERTIME u drive.How can you compare both the same way..huh =_=

  54. wut so cool bout tis post..kenny u juz wrote bout the same stuffs wut dawn yang wrote in her blog bout singaporeans..get a life dude..

  55. I’m surprised no one add more to the list.Here’s one.A true Msian will queue to get free coffee at supermarket and asked the kopi maker all sort of Qs.I overheard one guy talked loudly to his folks,”come over here,there’s free kopi”

  56. im waiting only for them to sue you..i wanna see how u defend urself..hehehe…oneee day…millions curse…ONE will happen..hahaha….

  57. stupid analogies.
    if you are trying to be funny, you only succeeded in making yourself more idiotic.
    any tom, dick and harry can see that our middle class citizens are suffering. so we should just shut the hell up when our internet is slow, when there is petrol price increase, and unfair distribution of scholarship?
    the country is suffering because there are people like u.

  58. Ech3lon has a good point, if you can forgive his tendency to insult you along the way. We need to hear more about proposed solutions, and the Opposition attempts to fix the rakyat issues.
    Attacking the government wrong policies and mistakes is one thing, but what truly matters and gain votes, is caring for the rakyat in the first place. It’s that simple. It is easy to be distracted, when the mind is filled with hate and anger.
    We must not let our dissatisfaction with issues, cloud our minds with hatred and mindless whining. Isn’t it better focus our energies on finding a solution ?
    Take the hate out of the equation.
    Anwar is merely a voice of the opposition party. The true solutions to our problems are derived from the voice of fair, unbiased, educated rakyat, united as one regardless of race. Speak up, people….!!
    Merdekaaaa !! 😀

  59. Happi 51st Birthday, Malaysia!
    And Kenny, you may want to check out hostelworld.com. You can see other ppl’s comments about the certain hostels and also compare prices. Used the website last time I went to Italy, and will prolly do so in the future again.

  60. oo…haha…yalah o, when it comes to high price, we blame chinese, when it come to slow goverment service, don’t blame the malay lorr…blame the goverment lor..

  61. ehem…some1 said the guy in the pic is agong..oh my..i laughed out loud.he’s not agong la..he’s tunku abdul rahman…damn. what did u get for ur history subject lasttime?

  62. I agree with Ech3lon, Kenny. It might be really offensive to some others knowing how controversial ANYTHING can be in this country.
    Betulkah kita Merdeka? We’re still clenched in a fist. Change is coming woo hoo!

  63. Wimax- ready contract carefully.
    One year. ONLY. after that they can close down due to all sort of ready.
    You paid for Installation for ? and Really the modem worth RM980….
    AFter one year…fee can go up.
    AFter one year, they upgrade, they rise fee.
    Aiyaa MSC corp never protect COnsumer interests…Like YTLe cheats..

  64. No.14 is the most accurate one.
    Did you know Chinese graduates from university ended up working as lorry drivers,in kopitiam etc?
    Living in Malaysia is really sad.
    For Indians and Chinese, please get out of this country as soon as possible.
    See how the Malays can survive without us.

  65. It doesn’t just happen at a national level.. what makes companies in Malaysian truely Malaysian is that we use divide-and-conquer basis so that the company looks like two separate companies and then while some ppl tried to create political issues, the boss happy happy makan duit while enjoying the cats and dogs fight.. then when vote for where to go for team building, one group suddenly change vote 3 times just to win.. and then when you complain they’re politically incorrect, they say change vote 3 times only mah~ what’s wrong~ And then, worst still, they attend all opposition ceramah and claim that they anti-BN.. NOW, this is TRUELY Malaysian~

  66. Malaysia will be only 45 y.o. on 16/09/2008. B4 16/09/1963 there was no country called Malaysia. It was only formed on 16/09/1963 by blah blah….
    As a Sarawakian Kenny,your 51th Hi5 was totally out of place. It can be 51st B/day for Malaya but not exactly true for Malaysia. What is that for Malaysian to look forward when we cannot get this basic point right? Who wanted to win who? Sad? LOL

  67. Malaysia will be only 45 y.o. on 16/09/2008. B4 16/09/1963 there was no country called Malaysia. It was only formed on 16/09/1963 by blah blah….
    As a Sarawakian Kenny,your 51th Hi5 was totally out of place. It can be 51st B/day for Malaya but not exactly true for Malaysia. What is that for Malaysian to look forward when we cannot get this basic point right? Who wanted to win who? Sad? LOL

  68. yeh..old timer.
    Peninsula has always been trying to keep away the fact that Malaysia was form on 916. This is a way BN tries to deny sabah and sarawak.
    poor thing only after 308 Sabah and sarawak get better treatment, more fundings and allocations.
    All the while sabah and sarawak BN has been famous for corruption, Taib is one big sucker.Timber. Lands. His family has got warrants in oversea coz of bribery.
    fantastics he could still be the cm of sarawak..
    Malaysia Boleh! Boleh ada leader corrupted
    Malaysia Boleh! Boleh ada “astronaut” that sucks pppl’s money, and yet get Datukship, and publicity
    Malaysia Boleh! Boleh close your blog without being convicted just because they feel like it!

  69. wah… no wonder you’v got both extreame-ends comments on your blog, you were giving so many “dai-sei”(cantonese) jokes! Just like you were trying to say somebody is old and ugly before giving her birthday kisses (and you would never try). …
    Well, got to agree with you sometimes.

  70. Can someone pls tell me how does the welder enlarge his penis using nut??? What techniques is that
    —————————————————-
    Greetings, I am Kennysia’s official expert on penis enlargement. With a personal record of 7.9 Inches, and being Chinese, at the same time. Currently aiming to match the great Michael Phelps….. 😀
    The first thing you need to know that, is that regardless of culture and genetics, super-long-dicks are a result of hundreds of hours of hard work by the J method, kept secret for hundreds of years, passed on only to the SELECT FEW.
    Anyways, the welder was NOT A DICK n00b. He gave the press a backstory, about how the nut would weigh down the penis and enlarge it. Bullshit. No one is that stupid.
    THAT WAS AN EXCUSE. The truth is that, he was trying to constrict blood flow. Notice how the nut was stuck at the base of the penis. Once the blood flow is constricted, one can then slowly “sweep” the penis and elongate it. (NOT MASTURBATION DO NOT BE CONFUSED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HAND MOTIONS)
    Do note that this is the extreme method following up to the officially accepted all over the world, The Famous J Method. I don’t recommend it. You wanna do it, learn the right way and do it safely.
    The J method only works when the penis is semi-flaccid, or unerected. That would explain how the guy got the nut stuck in the first place. The guy probably has an average size of 5-6 inches.
    If you still don’t get it, imagine your dick as a plastic mickey mouse balloon. You know, the ones that can be made as all kinds of shapes at Disneyland ? If you tie the base, constrict the air, slowly pull and pull the balloon, it naturally gets longer over time.
    CLICK for pictorial example.
    Kenny, sorry man, but I had to answer this confused young man’s question. Please delete this comment if you deem it unfit, just let the poor guy read it first. >. Remember, there is no such thing as small dicks, only lazy dicks.

  71. DISCLAIMER: TO POTENTIAL FUTURE SMALL DICK FLAMERS:
    The same way people build muscle in the arms and legs, what’s the big difference when it concerns your dick ? Your kkj is mostly muscle you know. I see no shame in improving yourself, I mean, goddamn, it’s honest hard work after all.
    Just because you were told sex is bad for you, it is shameful, bla bla bla by fucking old fashioned retards, does not mean it is true. Why listen to 50 year old virgins with shriveled “L” kkjs in the first place ??? ENDORPHINS ARE GOOD FOR YOU, BABY.
    In the end, after all, no matter what you say, do note that I was trying to help you clueless men out there. I would be happy if someone managed to reach 10 inches, and have a wonderful relationship with someone he truly loves from his heart and soul.
    God bless. 😉

  72. Hi kenny,
    i was the one (probably one in the hundreds) who took photo with you in sunway pyramid, starbucks. during the latte 8 show. 🙂 hehe

  73. walao kenny, that photo makes me laugh for a whole night, i showed to friends and family.
    Btw, what u said memang correct eh, but we didn’t think of writing that,
    u r great lahh!

  74. Agong? I thought that’s Tunku Abdul Rahman?
    Anyway nice post. Yr right about Msia still far cry from perfect racial harmony lah, but I think we’re better off than Americans. You have no idea how they discriminate not just the blacks, but also the yellows(orientals), and Muslims, whom they regard every Muslim is a terrorist. I’m sure u guys heard the news b4 how the airport security check was on Muslims. I’m a chinese, yet I think that was over the boundaries. They should check everyone, not just Muslims. Sad to say, racial harmony is very hard to achieve. But I believe our country is doing quite well since May 13th!!

  75. although ur post is somewhat funny but I’M SERIOUSLY DAMN OFFENDED WITH THE COMMENTS AND THE PICTURE OF YOU WITH TUNKU!
    seriously, how can you degrade someone who has done so much to free malaysia from the british rule who initiated the DIVIDE AND RULE concept!
    because of them we are still divided between races, because of them we are not united, so please stop blaming the government after all their efforts to unite us. and kenny, you have live abroad for quiet some time and learn history about other country not ours so please try to read SEJARAH FORM 1,2,3,4,5 to get the facts rite:)
    and to AMERICA WORSHIP SHIT: GO THERE LAH IF YOU PREFER TO CELEBRATE RACIAL OCCASIONS ON YOUR OWN AND BE NEGLECTED BY YOUR CULTURE AND YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTER MAY FORGET ALL THEIR ROOTS FOR GOOD AND BECOME: AMERICANS!
    thank you

  76. I was just laughing at all of your posting and now i’d realise what are you trying to say and its make me to thing for a second what is happened to us and why its happening.
    all Malaysian should think of this posting .

  77. some are true but some are not…
    for me ur no.7 point isnt so right!
    and who else thinking like that if not u the Malaysian!

  78. what you say kenny…. it’s almost true… it’s a malaysian people behaviour…..
    it’s may be funny but it’s true…..
    So do we think we accept this happen all the times or we need to change this mentality ?
    ask ourself

  79. To Wan,
    While I agree that the British initiated the ‘divide and rule’ regime, it is upheld to another extreme by our very own government led by UMNO. You may not be offended when people say Chinese are ‘pendatang asing’, but Chinese are damned offended! I beg to differ when you say our government is trying to unite us. That sounds ridiculous to me.

  80. We must be thankfull that these 51 years had made some big changes in our country.
    RAcism issues cant be stopped.
    Because everyone is too stupid to realize that someday we need everyone

  81. TO Malaysia Disunited :
    Don’t bullshit me Americans ar not Racits:
    Please watch:
    1. Crash
    2. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
    3. Borat
    Malaysia much better in terms of Unity compared to Nobama and Lau Ah Pek’Cain

  82. Hey guys. I am saddened when some of you blame race as a root of some of the problems. I am a Malay and it is hurtful when some of you blame the Malays for some problems. Why cant we look beyond race and blame the person for causing the problems because he/she is a bastard? I mean, bastardness transcend race, greed and gender does it not?

  83. abu: You are definitely right but my friend who got like 12A1s in SPM applied to get a scholarship from JPA and GAHMEN. He was unable to get any form of scholarship or financial aid to further his studies. He is now destined to help his mom run KOLO MEE shop in Rubber Road.
    On the other hand, some of the LAKIA and HUANA frens of mind who got JPA went to RPI (Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute)some sort of MARA in USA. After they complete their 4 year program, came back home and wait for job. JPA could get them any job so they apply for another shot of JPA back to USA for Masters. But of all things, Masters of Digital Art…..do what? Make Kluang Man IV???

  84. Hey Kenny,
    Saw your interview on 8tv. Nervous gile kau.. 🙂 But you did well. Liked the parity video a lot. Found the “All night long baby” a really awkward moment.
    As for the post, I guess you’re pushing the envelope. But lets be honest. There are some truth to the matter. And those who are threatening Kenny..what the heck man. If you don’t like it come up with some useful points.
    We all know that our country needs change. There are many unhappy people who feel they are being treated with unfairness, lack of transparency, inequality. I felt disappointed that last year the powers that be celebrated the 50th Hari Kebangsaan with such grandeur but in fact I felt they had betrayed our leaders who fought for independence. Do they have no shame? Again they repeat the puppet show this year.
    And yet I am happy to see that there are more and more Malaysians truly united for change. That’s something to celebrate about.
    So, for the next Hari Kebangsaan – let’s hope and work for change.

  85. who’s that spammer, 4444444, ?
    Posted by: Ahmike.net at 02 September 2008 2:23 PM | Link to comment
    ————————————————-
    5 comments in one page only, with educational 10-incher secrets somemoar, how the fuck did you think it was spam…insulted your small kkj is it !? Well get used to it, motherfucker. Wait till you get married.
    AHA HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAaaaa. 😀

  86. Some truths in there!
    I find it wierd – know some Malaysians who’ve moved to Australia. And they complain about the heat here, there’s no authentic food, no family here, nothing to do at nights, so I suggest “Why don’t you move back to Malaysia?” at which they start with all these complaints about Malaysia too 🙂

  87. to knox,
    shit, really man? tht’s fucked up. the govt is the bastard then. i agree with you man when you say that the allocation of scholarship is lopsided. you see, malays are sometimes stupid themselves. they always thought that the govt will help them no matter what. why cant they put in some money for education insurance when their children were still young? but so u know, those who went overseas are actually quite bright.
    and also, u see i went to one govt office to ask for business license. and the nice malay-muslim lady asked for rm5,000 to give me my license otherwise wont approve. and then i got into business and other people in the same business ask the supplier not to supply me because i am a malay and they dont want to break the racial monopoly. so, what do i do? persevere! tht’s the answer and until now i dont see the chinese as the enemy, if only i could tell them that i mean no harm. i jst wnt a small piece of the cake, tht’s all…
    i hope ur friend will manage to work things out. it is such a waste to have tht talent gone to the drain. we have to give credit when credit is due…

  88. to abu:
    One more thing you need to know about getting loans. Teach you 1 trick my malay friend thought me.
    He went to Jabatan Loan to start a business. After he got the loan money, he used it to renovate his living room in time for Hari Raya Adilfitri.
    Genius don’t you think?

  89. Yeah, my friend did the same thing as well. idiots I must say. some people couldnt get any loans to even start up their business, and why on earth they would do that, it’s beyond me.
    i am just lucky i have money available at a moment’s notice so a loan is not necessary. by the way, are you being racist when you relate your experience with a malay?

  90. Thanks for the laughs. Happy belated Merdeka. I would like to add one more thing to the list:
    “When the gomen gives you a scholarship to go overseas and study, all you do is hang out with the other Malaysians.”
    (I’m like the only one at UW-Madison who’s not a bloody undergraduate JPA engineering scholar.)

  91. Abu:
    Yea like Kenny said, you shouldn’t even take the comments of angry racist folks seriously, after all they are not thinking rationally. Blinded by dissatisfaction and rage, they seek solace in lashing out at others, when unity and communication is needed now more than ever.
    The true enemies are the corrupt govt. officials, who uses the race card to divide, and distract us from what truly matters. The welfare of the rakkkyattt, regardless of race !! 😀
    As the people speak up and demand change, perhaps things will get better. 🙂
    If you were ever curious on what the opposition party offers, check this out.
    http://anwaribrahimblog.com/

  92. hey love this post!! Everything is true!! haha.
    As for no.7, I’m one of them. *sigh*
    Anyway, Happy Belated Merdeka!

  93. Belated “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” MALAYSIA. GOOD LUCK. Like most ex-colonies, you’re still Growing. Better Will Come, it’s called PROGRESS.
    Only The People can render the Race issue redundant by voting strictly for Policy. Tough to do for beneficiaries.
    Dear May 31 Aug.
    Euro/Anglo/US referring to themselves as Ex-pats when abroad and classifying others by Nationality or Race(collectively “Visible Minorities” whether mathematically true or not)feeds sense of Superiority. Was always flabberghasted when in Brit Army,to hear them refer to Locals as Foreigners.Lol!
    Still, treating Visitors with Respect is a good thing so long as it’s not Abused. Whatever you do, NEVER give up National Identity, without Culture we do not Belong.
    Sad truth is, where Race is not an issue CLASS distinction is. Intelligence we’re endowed with is both Blessing & Curse. Intelligent enough to have an EGO, but not always smart enough to control it.
    Nice post Kenny suh.

  94. well Anti-chinese,
    I’ve seen many cases of first degree graduates(bumis) with CGPA lower than 3.0 continuing their masters.
    well, maybe to your interpretation, that is what you mean Quality.
    Cant blame you people for that backward thinking.

  95. to fluffy and kenny,
    Thanks man. I thought there were only few of us fighting for a better Malaysia. I understand that Malaysia is far from being perfect. It is up to us now to make Malaysia a better place. A place where race and religion will not keep us apart as it is currently. All I am asking is give the Malays a little bit more time. I am a Malay myself, and it took me about a year and countless non-Malay friends for me to notice that diversity is something that we should embrace instead of shunning away.
    Also, a chinese friend of mine couldn’t get a scholarship because he is chinese. And now, he is working as a captain for SIA. To me, it was a waste of talent when he could be serving our beloved country instead. Again, I reiterate that the policy makers are to blame. Let’s all work together for a better Malaysia. It is up to us now, we have gone a huge leap forward and don’t destroy the effort by moving two steps backwards. I still believe a new dawn is upon us.

  96. @abu:
    The fight will be long and hard, but as long as there are people out there who advocates racial harmony and understanding, instead of falling into the hate bandwagon of useless racism….. things will get better !! >.

  97. haha Im korean, lived in malaysia for about
    4years and… omg why am i saying ‘true!!’ in my minds while reading this article? haha
    i guess im part of malaysian already.
    but well i dont get those with malay words though XP wish i can understand those too!

  98. wah very ‘seditious’ post. boleh kena tangkap ISA ni hehehehehe
    I still haven’t found a spot where people throw rubbish when there’s a ‘dilarang buang sampah nanti kena saman’ sign.
    Must be a miracle.

  99. What is up with all of the bashing of the US? I thought this was an entry about Malaysia.
    I’m an ABC that was born/raised in the US and who lived in Asia for two years after college. In my personal experience, the US definitely isn’t perfect, but racism is hardly as common as you make it seem.
    You will never see one of our government ministers call Chinese people “squatters” who are unworthy of equal rights. I note that he has pointedly refused to apologize and has not been forced to apologize. We also don’t have official government policies that promote the ethnic majority and a police force that openly discriminates against the Chinese (try being Chinese and reporting a theft – see Su Ann’s blog for a discussion of this).
    Please realize that my goal is not to point out whether one country is better than another, but rather to point out that many of your attacks on “Amadika” as racist and Malaysia as “unified” distort key facts of life in Malaysia.

  100. Only person who live a happy life is ____ and his related people, and the rest of the population (malay, chinese, business owner) are just EMPLOYEE! We work longer hours compare to other countries and we are still poorer than them, there is something wrong in this country!

  101. WELCOME TO I.S.A..I HOPE GOVERMENT TAKE ACTION TO THIS PERSON..WHY CINA PPL ALWAYS WANT MAKE TROUBLE WITH MALAY?..BETTER WHE CHANGE MALAYSIA TO TANAH MELAYU BACK.IF U DONT LIKE STAY HERE AND ALWAY WANT BE A TROBLEMAKER..BETTER GET OUT FROM MALAYSIA AND STAY OTHER COUNTRIES.

  102. hi kenny, selamat berkenalan.
    1. gambar kau dengan Tunku tu amat biadap sekali, kau salahgunakan kepandaian yang ada, aku harap kau tak masuk senarai tangkapan ISA nanti.
    2. kau perlu ingat bahawa datok nenek kau diterima di Malaysia oleh orang Melayu.
    3. kau juga perlu ingat pencapaian yang perolehi ini pun kerana Malaysia diperintah oleh Melayu.
    4. kenapa kau tak sebut bila ada tangkapan sindiket judi, rompakan bersenjata, penyeludupan, perlanggaran berbagai undang kebanyakanya oleh kaum Cina.
    5. kenapa kau tak sebut kebanyakan peluang2 meluaskan perniagaan dan pelanggan perniagaan Cina kebanyakan didorong oleh Melayu.
    6 kenapa tak timbulkan ramai Cina yang mengaku rakyat Malaysia tetapi tidak boleh berbahasa Malaysia, menyanyi lagu Negaraku dan melafazkan rukun negara
    7. banyak perkara yang boleh dipertikaian tetapi carilah keseimbanganya.
    8. terima kasih.

  103. I agree with some bloggers comment. the last picture is too much.. He’s a very respective man..
    Anyway.. i know u are among the lucky malaysian that can travel a lot working.. yes lucky ones..
    Racial sentiments is everyway.. either racist by race or religion.. no doubt bout it.. but in malaysia the racial sentiment is put to a minimum.. until recently after the PRU-12.. why? because some ppl think they get the mandate from majority from rakyat & want to think that the current system of does not worked?
    well, i must say.. majority of malays & bumi’s is quite sensitive when talking about certain clause of perlembagaan which is
    1) Hak Keistimewaan
    2) Raja2
    3) Religion
    i must say.. this days i’m feeling really unhappy on how things are with PR & BN.. can the PR just do their job by showing how they rule & at the same time dont ever bother touching about the 3 things i mentioned.. if this things keep prolong i think 13 mei is nearing our borders..
    hopefully not

  104. I just had a hardcore threesome orgy last nite with my Ah Chai and Koomar. See how hormony can we be. No need ketuanan Melayu lah~ as long as we can still bang each other in peace~

  105. i dunno why we got people’s like u kenny…
    never appreciate whut they had..
    i wonder if u ever knew the sacrification that ur ancestor have to overcome in order to migrate from China to Tanah Melayu…and u’re as a descendants are writing tis stuff…
    in the end…if u didnt like tis country just changed ur citizenship k..
    its not good to influenced others like tis…
    piki lar…kalau ur great ancestor migrate to Indonesia or Thailand…u’ll never learnt to talk in ur own mother tongue language dude…NEVER can i speak ur mother tongue language in the public dudes!!!think bout that..lots of freedom here…atleast be grateful for whut malaysian had gave u…(^^,)

  106. Kenny!!! That is such a cute picture! I want one too!!! Haha.. all those stuff are so true! Some people just don’t wanna admit it and pretend that everything is a bed of roses. But this is the fact and nobody is saying we don’t love Malaysia. This is just how reality works and we still love Malaysia to bits!

  107. Very true yet funny ! Can I forward it to my friends abroad with email? Copyright problem, better get permission. hehehe

  108. To hi joesniper, selamat berkenalan.
    1. Gambar itu biadapkah?Mengapah u sensitive sangat? kennysia hanya HI5 with Tunku.Dia tak conteng Tuanku,u mana boleh cakap dia biadap ,u orang ISA kah? Pandai betul.
    2. Mengikut sejarah yang benar,British hanya akan member i kemerdekaan kepada tanah melayu jika orang-orang melayu menerima china dan india sebagai rakyat tanah melayu.Kalau tak ada pertolongan china dan india macam mana tanah melayu bolah mencapai kemerdekaan?
    3. Ya malay pandai memerintah,tetapi kerajaan hanya tahu pandai memggunakan wang rakyat untuk menipu dalam politik.
    4. Mengapa jenayah berlaku?u ada think tak?Masalahnya ialah dalam politik terdapat orang yang ada muka hitam dan putih lah.
    5. Siapa cakap!sebab dalam undang-undang Negara telah menetapkan setiap peniagaan yang besar perlu mempunyai sekurang-kurangnya seorang pemegang saham melayu.ah! ini dipanggil tolong or dorong mereka ke?
    6. Dah kata, kita china bukan melayu,macam awaklah hanya tahu melayu tak tahu bahasa Mandarin.Nasib baik I lebih baik daripada u.
    7. Keseimbangan tidak akan tercapai jika kerajaan menanggap non-bumiputera sebagai rakyat setaraf dengan bumiputera di semenangjung Malaysia,sabah and Sarawak.
    8. Terimah kasih

  109. JI bai I fuck u frist!U know why ….
    Because all that u say is not real, I think isa you still don’t know what is Malaysia.
    Bu ki mak u Wendy…Lang jiau you..
    I am malaysia’s Chinese but i don’t humilitate all races in Malaysia ,u are not!
    Gang ni ne you wendy..ma de..

  110. hi joesniper, selamat berkenalan.
    1. Gambar itu biadapkah?Mengapah u sensitive sangat? kennysia hanya HI5 with Tunku.Dia tak conteng Tuanku,u mana boleh cakap dia biadap ,u orang ISA kah? Pandai betul.
    2. Mengikut sejarah yang benar,British hanya akan member i kemerdekaan kepada tanah melayu jika orang-orang melayu menerima china dan india sebagai rakyat tanah melayu.Kalau tak ada pertolongan china dan india macam mana tanah melayu bolah mencapai kemerdekaan?
    3. Ya malay pandai memerintah,tetapi kerajaan hanya tahu pandai memggunakan wang rakyat untuk menipu dalam politik.
    4. Mengapa jenayah berlaku?u ada think tak?Masalahnya ialah dalam politik terdapat orang yang ada muka hitam dan putih lah.
    5. Siapa cakap!sebab dalam undang-undang Negara telah menetapkan setiap peniagaan yang besar perlu mempunyai sekurang-kurangnya seorang pemegang saham melayu.ah! ini dipanggil tolong or dorong mereka ke?
    6. Dah kata, kita china bukan melayu,macam awaklah hanya tahu melayu tak tahu bahasa Mandarin.Nasib baik I lebih baik daripada u.
    7. Keseimbangan tidak akan tercapai jika kerajaan tidak menanggap non-bumiputera sebagai rakyat setaraf dengan bumiputera di semenangjung Malaysia,sabah and Sarawak.
    8. Terimah kasih.

  111. to us ur brain & chicken with no name
    hi joesniper, selamat berkenalan.
    SAYA TIDAK MAU KENAL AWAK
    1. Gambar itu biadapkah?Mengapah u sensitive sangat? kennysia hanya HI5 with Tunku.Dia tak conteng Tuanku,u mana boleh cakap dia biadap ,u orang ISA kah? Pandai betul.
    YA IANYA AMAT BIADAP SEKALI
    2. Mengikut sejarah yang benar,British hanya akan member i kemerdekaan kepada tanah melayu jika orang-orang melayu menerima china dan india sebagai rakyat tanah melayu.Kalau tak ada pertolongan china dan india macam mana tanah melayu bolah mencapai kemerdekaan?
    SIAPA YANG PERGI LONDON SIAPA YANG KAUT HASIL BUMI TANAH MELAYU?
    3. Ya malay pandai memerintah,tetapi kerajaan hanya tahu pandai memggunakan wang rakyat untuk menipu dalam politik.
    KAU TAHUKAH MAKSUD KERAJAAN?
    4. Mengapa jenayah berlaku?u ada think tak?Masalahnya ialah dalam politik terdapat orang yang ada muka hitam dan putih lah.
    ADAKAH NEGARA MAJU SEPERTI AMERIKA TIADA JENAYAH?
    5. Siapa cakap!sebab dalam undang-undang Negara telah menetapkan setiap peniagaan yang besar perlu mempunyai sekurang-kurangnya seorang pemegang saham melayu.ah! ini dipanggil tolong or dorong mereka ke?
    KAU BACA SEMULA DAN FAHAMKAN APA MAKSUD AKU. JAWAPAN KAU MEMBUKTIKAN KAU TIDAK TAHU BAHASA MALAYSIA.
    6. Dah kata, kita china bukan melayu,macam awaklah hanya tahu melayu tak tahu bahasa Mandarin.Nasib baik I lebih baik daripada u.
    MASALAHNYA INI MALAYSIA BUKAN NEGARA CHINA. INI SEKALI LAGI MENUNJUKAN KEFAHAMAN KAU AMAT LEMAH.
    7. Keseimbangan tidak akan tercapai jika kerajaan tidak menanggap non-bumiputera sebagai rakyat setaraf dengan bumiputera di semenangjung Malaysia,sabah and Sarawak.
    JAWAPAN KAU MENUNJUKAN KAU TIDAK FAHAM MAKSUD AYAT.
    8. Terimah kasih.
    AKU TAK SUDI.
    Posted by: I’m A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 20 September 2008 8:08 PM
    Posted by: Us ur brain at 20 September 2008 7:53 PM
    joesniper, datuk nenek ku bukan diterima oleh orang Melayu. Datuk nenek ku diterima oleh orang SARAWAK.
    ORANG SARAWAK ADALAH RUMPUN MELAYU JUGA.
    Posted by: kennysia at 14 September 2008 6:25 AM

  112. hi joesniper, selamat berkenalan.
    SAYA TIDAK MAU KENAL AWAK(DG-u ingat I mau kenal u kah? Jika U rela bagi saya ,saya pun tak mau! )
    1. Gambar itu biadapkah?Mengapah u sensitive sangat? kennysia hanya HI5 with Tunku.Dia tak conteng Tuanku,u mana boleh cakap dia biadap ,u orang ISA kah? Pandai betul.
    YA IANYA AMAT BIADAP SEKALI(DG-Orang yang tak mangaku kalah memang macam ni la!hanya pandai besarkan masalah lepas itu hilang diri.)
    2. Mengikut sejarah yang benar,British hanya akan member i kemerdekaan kepada tanah melayu jika orang-orang melayu menerima china dan india sebagai rakyat tanah melayu.Kalau tak ada pertolongan china dan india macam mana tanah melayu bolah mencapai kemerdekaan?
    SIAPA YANG PERGI LONDON SIAPA YANG KAUT HASIL BUMI TANAH MELAYU?(DG-u guna la otak,u ord out of this topic.Tak apa ,i tell u !Sebelum Mereka pergi london mere sudah tahu kemerdekaan pasti akan diperolehi sebab British akan memberi kemerdekaan kepada tanah melayu jika orang-orang melayu menerima china dan india sebagai rakyat tanah melayu .Oleh itu mrk ke london hanya buat surat perjanjian shj.u hasil padi,india is getah,china is niaga.tahu tak!)
    3. Ya malay pandai memerintah,tetapi kerajaan hanya tahu pandai memggunakan wang rakyat untuk menipu dalam politik.
    KAU TAHUKAH MAKSUD KERAJAAN?(DG-Hanya orang macam u la yang tak tahu,kerajaan di malaysia memang tak adil.sebab kerajaan sengaja tubuhkan ISA untuk protect hak-hak orang macam u la!.so dimana hak saya ?saya bukan anak malaysia me!)
    4. Mengapa jenayah berlaku?u ada think tak?Masalahnya ialah dalam politik terdapat orang yang ada muka hitam dan putih lah.
    ADAKAH NEGARA MAJU SEPERTI AMERIKA TIADA JENAYAH?(DG-Kalau malaysia boleh maju seperti America,u tunggu peluang ini jika sistem politik malaysia sudi mencontohi singapore.)
    5. Siapa cakap!sebab dalam undang-undang Negara telah menetapkan setiap peniagaan yang besar perlu mempunyai sekurang-kurangnya seorang pemegang saham melayu.ah! ini dipanggil tolong or dorong mereka ke?
    KAU BACA SEMULA DAN FAHAMKAN APA MAKSUD AKU. JAWAPAN KAU MEMBUKTIKAN KAU TIDAK TAHU BAHASA MALAYSIA.(DG-Mengapa u cakap tanpa bukti!cakap sesuka hati saja,u tahu tak ,ekonomi malaysia stabil disebabkan orang chinese good in bussiness,management and work hard.)
    6. Dah kata, kita china bukan melayu,macam awaklah hanya tahu melayu tak tahu bahasa Mandarin.Nasib baik I lebih baik daripada u.
    MASALAHNYA INI MALAYSIA BUKAN NEGARA CHINA. INI SEKALI LAGI MENUNJUKANKEFAHAMAN KAU AMAT LEMAH.(DG-yake! but it betul my true feeling,sory la boss I am malaysia china (china babi jangan cakap lagi la -wee)or malaysia chinese tapi I bukan orang melayu Islam.
    7. Keseimbangan tidak akan tercapai jika kerajaan tidak menanggap non-bumiputera sebagai rakyat setaraf dengan bumiputera di semenangjung Malaysia,sabah and Sarawak.
    JAWAPAN KAU MENUNJUKAN KAU TIDAK FAHAM MAKSUD AYAT.(DG-ini menbuktikan u tak berani mengaku!tahu apa itu berani kerana benar,Zaman moden malaysia sudah lalu ,sekarang ialah zaman moden rakyat malaysia.)
    8. Terimah kasih.
    AKU TAK SUDI(so u sudah ketinggalan zaman lo).

  113. ORANG SARAWAK ADALAH RUMPUN MELAYU JUGA.
    Tapi mereka bukan Rumpun islam.mereka ada agama tersendiri.oleh itu ,mereka bukan melayu juga so Mereka ialah rakyat bumiputera.

  114. Guys, yes.. that is true apa yg kenny sbut… but, if we still blame each other, how come kita nak hidup aman? this is our country, that we have to protect… cuba fikir kalau kita terus bertelagah macam ni, macam mana dengan anak, cucu, cicit kita di masa depan. yes, everyone is not satisfied with each other.. but, please think about the future of our generation… the country history, there’s lie in it, but dont we have to protect the truth… come on, sensitiviti antara kaum kita kena jaga… behave yourself…

  115. guys2,dont u ashamed about urself giving such racist comments.?do u think tt only malaysians read this article and comments izzit?well,its true tt u can see some flaws in the government but can u ppl shuddup n corporate?sampai bile malaysia nak maju?if u ppl act like this for the next 3 or 4 yrs,i think malaysia cant achieve the goal of malaysia 2020.corruption is cause by the nation even though the government is super damn gd.u ppl tk malu kah to Singaporeans?to NZ,Aussies or other countries out there?shame on u ppl,mengaku dah merdeka 50 yrs ago n still hv attitude problems between races.if you cant take it anymore,go migrate lah!live somewhere you like the most for example US?

  116. I’m not Malay. I’m not Chinese. I’m not Indian. I’m not even Malaysian in the first place, so I’m being 100% objective and fair. Well, I have spent quite a few years in the country, though.
    I’m not meaning to stir up the controversy, nor to look like an anti-any-race bigot, but I have to say I hate Chinese if they all really think like this Kenny guy. Unfortunately, many of those in Malaysia seem to do.
    I’ve been to everywhere (well, pretty much) in Southeast and East Asia. Trust me. Nowehre but in Malaysia are ethnic Chinese allowed so much freedom to practice their tradition and challenge the domestic hegemony. If you had been born Chinese in such a country as Indonesia, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, or South Korea, like KungFuMan pointed out, the chances are that you wouldn’t even be able to speak decent Chinese. You would be assimilated at best or massacred in riots at worst.
    If you are not happy with Malaysia, leave it. You might want to argue that “kalau semua balik sini bukan Malaysia.” Well, then, by the same token, if you were to be repatriated to mainland China, would you still be who you are? Would you really choose Tian An Men and the Great Wall over Bukit Bintang? Probably not.
    Not that I’m blind to definite discriminative actions done against Chinese (and likewise against Malays or Indians, like the infamous “Chinese preferred” thing), but I, as a foreigner, am merely talking about my own observations here.

  117. A kid might think better than you guys…The main cause of today’s Malaysia should thank to the guys who fighting in here…don’t worry, your just a small part of the total of them…we got too much of you guys in our country, including our government…too much of you -.-”

  118. *rolling eyes*
    chinese blaming malay is racist when the malay protecting malay’s right
    malay blaming chinese is racist when the chinese want their right.
    aiyak?!
    it’s a circle, man!
    like ‘egg-chicken’ theory.
    has no END.
    **one thing for sure::
    it’s really heart broken u know, reading all those not-used-your-brain comments.
    *to be a good malaysian?
    ask yourself first bout throwing the ‘race’ thingy from ur head.anyone?
    *rolling eyes*

  119. It’s sad. Its people like you and those who support your views that actually make the situation worse. Why don’t you and do something that is worthy of your claim of being a Malaysian? Shame on you. I suggest you just migrate off to anywhere you think is better than Malaysia. I am sure that you’ll be much worse!!!

  120. sad but true, i do agree with james 3c..
    i hv lived in aust where comes to asian..ur worthless n peice of carap..that how they treat us..
    so to whomever claimed to be malaysian..
    there is no beter place like malaysia

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