By now, everyone should be aware of the highly entertaining fued between Singapore’s queens of controversies Dawn Yang and Xiaxue.
Everyone should also be aware of the dramatic battle of one upmanship between our future prime minister Najib Razak, and our other future prime minister Anwar Ibrahim.
I’m not sure if I’m the only person who notices this. But… don’t you think the fight between Najib Razak and Anwar Ibrahim is so similar to the fight between Dawn Yang and Xiaxue?
Here, let me explain.
Najib = Dawn Yang
Anwar = Xiaxue
What? You mean you haven’t noticed?
As glaringly different as these people may be, they actually have a lot more in common than we give them credit for.
Let’s look at the long list of similarities of these two “almost equally high profile” bitchfights, shall we?
|Xiaxue Vs Dawn Yang||Anwar Vs Najib|
|Xiaxue and Dawn Yang are two big time bloggers in Singapore.||Anwar and Najib are two big time politicians, both of whom are deputy prime ministers predicted to become Malaysia’s future Prime Minister.|
|Dawn Yang has a hate site, authored by Dawn Wayang.||Najib also has a hate site, authored by Raja Petra.|
|Xiaxue accused Dawn Yang of lying about plastic surgery.||Anwar accused Najib of playing a role in the Altantuya murder case.|
|Dawn Yang vehemently denied allegations of plastic surgery.||Najib vehemently denied having ever met Altantuya.|
|Xiaxue insists on calling Dawn Yang a liar.||Anwar insists on calling Najib a liar.|
|Dawn Yang used her manager Noel to make Xiaxue shut up.||Najib used Saiful (or more accurately, Saiful’s ass) to make Anwar shut up.|
|Xiaxue refused to shut up.||Anwar refused to shut up.|
|Instead, Xiaxue used the increased publicity to introduce to everyone…
||Instead, Anwar used the increased publicity to introduce to everyone…
|It was then that an explosive bombshell was dropped.||It was then that an explosive bombshell was dropped.|
|Shock! Horror! Dawn Yang went to Bali on Valentine’s Day with Mr R!||Shock! Horror! Our deputy prime minister likes anal sex!|
Now don’t you agree they are just soooo similar?
I want that HP Mini leather case for my laptop!