I was walking past some shoplots this morning when I spotted this seeming innocent-looking car parked by the side.
On closer inspection, I realised this isn’t your average lau-ah-pek car you can find in Kuching.
Check out that famous black and yellow emblem on the front of the car.
Yes. The unmistakable signature of a true Scuderia Ferrari Italian sports car. I saw it right here, in Kuching, parked next to a kopitiam selling RM2 kolo mee.
I’m curious to know who the owner of the Ferrari is. After all, authentic sports cars are a rare sight in Kuching, let alone a true Ferrari sports car.
Lucky for me, I didn’t have to wait too long for the owner to return to his vehicle.
Apparently, Michael Schumacher is in Kuching on an official business. I had a short conversation with him and he said he was here to attend an exclusive car show. Funny I didn’t know about it, else I’d be there to blog about the event.
Michael then pulled a photo album out of his Ferrari to show me. They’re photos from the car show. I spotted a familiar face in there.
Whoa! Such a coincidence, isn’t it?
Anyway, I don’t know how long Michael Schumacher is gonna be in Kuching, but I have a newfound respect for him after talking to him today. One thing for sure – next time I see that red Ferrari on the grand prix race course, I know who I’ll be cheering.
Go Schumacher, go!
If I get a dollar everytime I help a friend out of suicidal thoughts, I’d be a freakin’ millionaire right now. Well not really, but I’d be $2 richer.
Next time I stick one Ferrari logo on my car and claim it tu be my sports car. :LOL:
– Life Feel
haha nw he shld be at the back… he is doin badly this season my dear….. Boo Schumi..
macam toy car =P
u like talking rubbish lah
On first glance, people would think you are speaking the truth.
but it’s all photoshoped, except for the fake Ferrari scrapyard car.
not all ppl have sense of humour and take jokes seriously.
Yay! Ferrari!! now if only they did better this season. Sure looks like they’re racing that car in the grandprix-s
[note: ferrari fan i am]
hahahaha! this is stupidly farnie!
yeah thisis rubbish
*clap clap clap clap cl* (4 1/2 claps outta 5)
at first i thought you were telling the truth which made me read on.. until i saw the photoshopped girls. then i was like WTF?
kansai kenny, you wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this post
that bonet mayb took from a real old school ferrari.
dun pray pray ar….
I too thought you were blogging the truth till I saw that obviously Michael Schumacher photo, haha. That last picture was particularly hilarious. Go go Schumacher! Go go Ferrari!
*sigh* nice try.
SPG partner tak jadi…now stand up comedian wannabe?
Posted by: Reta at July 27, 2005 01:12 AM
u like talking rubbish lah
He is rubbish.
nice one 🙂 lol!
man… ur photoshop skills are remarkable!!
Chao boh liao!
Well… you got to admit he has a humour there XD
I think you tried too hard on this one. But I’ve long learn to stop drinking any kind of beverage while reading your blog. You suprise me in many ways sometimes.
OMG….RM2 kolo mee..!!!??? That’s what a plate of mee used to cost in KL about 15 years ago.
hahaaaa hahaaaaa lol
Hahaha, great one! Your PS skills are great, I really like the Schumi & autoshow pics, great stuff man 😀 Just out of curiousity, do you get to see exotic cars there? The biggest bunch of nice cars (not at an auto even of course) I got to see was when I was at Penang, about 2 Ferraris (F355/360 Modena)and 3 Lamborghinis (2 Gallardos/1 Murcielago). *drools*
That looks like a Honda Accord.
Heyyyyy… can’t a guy talk cock anymore?!
now i know why my mercediz “3 legged star” always go missing
wahliaoz. some people do take things so seriously. i found it quite funny leh. still, driving an old ferari is still driving a ferari, lolz.
alonso the man!!! 😀
Damn you crack me up kenny!! And your Photo shop skills… WOW!! No wonder Ferrari isnt doing so well this season.
OMG, some people are so blur when it comes to cars. From pic 1 already u can tell it’s not a Ferrari!!! Ferrari sticker can buy at Petaling street for RM1 can stick on a Kancil also!!!
Kenny, some of your readers are so gullible; the others have no sense of humour at all!!! Now THAT is hilarious!! HAHAHAHAHA
BTW, you photoshop superbly. Schumi looks to be really HERE, man!
Kenny Sia boleh!!!! You’ve lightened up my day! Thanks.
this is hilarious..
ferrari or kenny.. i will go for kenny’s wittiness.. ^^
michael schumacher? Bah! Sebastien Loeb tests my tyres on Sundays.
You hunted down a Matsallehshoemaker, a FieryredCar, and an SweetApple — do you still have Headhunters there-Ah? I’m so afrAid to visit you state now, even the former PM said so in today’s NST frontpage.
sum people just want to see others down.. funny stories have ere.. ignore those lamers..
photoshopping at its best. haha!
Wah. I thought you were telling the truth. Like…I really thought you took a picture of Michael and Apple Lim. Fooled me.
I got fooled. U trickster! 🙂
schumi must have thought Kuching is the City of Pussies
lol this is so funny! Your Photoshop skills are awesome…I can’t even Photoshop to save my life!
This is Michael… my lawyers will contact you!
Wahaha, Apple must charge u some copyleft fees for using her pic liao :p
Xiaxue, drawing on your friend’s face with make up very oo liao is it!
Shant, its not very often. I think the last car show in Kuching was about the Bentleys. We’re very deprived here.
ylchong, next time Mahathir comes down to Sarawak, I’ll be there to hunt his head that’s for sure. 😉
so not funny.
Empty vessels make the most noises and how true some of the so called humourist and oh so smart people make themselves out to be in their ramblings. haha
I think you must be looking for jokes.com instead of kennysia.com then. I’m just talking cock, not expecting you to laugh with me.
Shit, I thought he was really in Kuching until I finished reading your post (and seeing all the pics).
And if I may add, your PHOTOSHOP skills ROCKS!
post up savvy too baby
quite a lot of stupid ppl around.
Hahaha, you’re quite talented with photoshop aren’t you!
that ain’t a ferrari car! it’s an old nippon car….i can’t really recall the actual name.
There’s actually a ferrari 355 or 348 in Kuching.
Wah Micheal Schumacher was there ah? He wear shorts is it? Me alwiz wondering how hairy his legs are. Got take pic? ^_^
wtf i laughed my guts out!! XDXD
when i saw michael schumacher there i juz burst out into lughter,,my gosh..dis made my day XDXD