Kenny Sia’s Sex Tape

… of his pet hamsters.

There’s nothing quite like watching your two innocent furry little creatures going at it at supersonic speed. That’s after one year of wondering why they never mated.
Goodness. They sure are horny alright. Look at them go!

Even my phone doesn’t vibrate as quickly as they did.


AD: This is the crown of famous French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte on display at the Louvre Musuem in Paris.
To be perfectly honest, it wasn’t as impressive as I thought it’d be. Being the most powerful man in France at his time, I thought he’d at least wear a crown that has more features. Like GPS, WiFi or Bluetooth.
Or maybe vibrating and massaging features like the OSIM uCrown, to y’know, soothe away the stress of everyday’s assassination attempts.

113 Replies to “Kenny Sia’s Sex Tape”

  1. hahaha..
    My hamsters were so horny too!
    I tried to tape it down with my camera..
    But both of them will just stop and stare at me..
    Once i stopped taping, they will start it again..
    The most hilarious part is that the female who is double the the male, just stayed there n eat her beansprouts..LOL~~~!

  2. I am so pervert until masturbate by watching those 2 male and female having sex, LoL
    No, I was/am actually kidding about what I state above = =”

  3. wah lau…many position and tries siah….like the male’s “never say die ” attitude…what our leaders talk abt today’s youth being soft-boned and weak, can really use this example to…opps!
    wrong reference.

  4. Haha thats so cute! My hamsters used to mate ALL the time… when I was seven. I remember going “Mum, look the hamsters are cuddling!” Mum just chuckled.

  5. this is like so violating hamster’s privacy! Lolz!!
    but they look like so shiok~ here for awhile then stroll around for awhile and continue again at differ places!! Lolz!!
    can give me one when they are born??Lol!
    u sure are going to get lots of em!
    mine gave birth to like 5 weh~

  6. Just make sure you know how to take care of the new born later. I’ve saw the mother step on the babies until they are all dead. Real sad I tell you.

  7. hahah.. the most normal is doggy, you can see at everywhere especially at evening time if you go out.
    but the left-side one is looked sooooo innocent.. LOL~

  8. i have been a loyal reader of ur blog + fanboy of this blog since day one..but i’m extremely OFFENDED with the footnote u wrote under this Hamster article..though its meant to be nothing than a mere joke, but there lines which shouldn’t be crossed while delivering them…

  9. wow… just the kind of blog content that you expect from a 10-year old blogger who happens to bed-wet at night and pick his nose while watching SpongeBob… LAME…

  10. ya ya, i saw my hamsters mating before. i remember that was a night when there’s sound coming from the cage and… Ooops. then i stood there and see what are they doing. Funny thing is female sometimes eat (holding a corn) while being *ahem hem* XD

  11. your Robroskis are so cute.
    i had 5 hamsters last year…winter whites and winter Golds
    so far i buy no hamster in melbourne. can’t even buy one.

  12. I have a pair of hamsters and they were both shagging like your hamster in the video. One month later, 2 baby hamsters were born..but both of them died within a few days…
    Sigh..and you know what, after the female gave birth, they start shagging again…@.@

  13. warrhh Kenny, u never bath your hammies arr?? their fur looks messy geh.. and why no bedding seen one?? put so little only?? o.o

  14. that song…is a Dance Dance Revolution DDR song from The Bloodhound Gang, it’s called The Bad Touch, horny lyrics…=.=”

  15. “There’s nothing quite like watching your two innocent furry little creatures going at it at supersonic speed. That’s after one year of wondering why they never mated.” – Kenny.
    ————————————————–
    Kenny,
    What about you as the actor?
    🙂

  16. Robos.Mine never mated throughout their lifetime, think they were both of the same gender.Plus, the pet shop peeps said that if the hamsters are too small you can’t tell their gender.

  17. “Being the most powerful man in France at his time, I thought he’d at least wear a crown that has more features. Like GPS, WiFi or Bluetooth.”
    You are so fucking lame.

  18. This is nothing… haha roborowski are kinda shy XXX ers. You should try the siberian dwarf (can’t really remember the species) they are WHOOOOOH!!!!
    Used to breed them, yeah i know! HAHA

  19. Hello Kenny
    I am a reader from Kuching who reside in Atlanta, first of all, I would like to let you know that I really enjoy reading your blog especially about Kuching, I fell in love with you blog when I read about CHMSNO.1, I graduated from that school too!!
    BTW, the reason I am writing is because I would like to tell you about JERK Chicken, it is not stupid, Jerk is a special kind of spicy spices from Jamaica, it is Jamaican specialty, in fact you can goggle and find out, it is a very delicious,how I know? My husband was working in Jamaica for 18 months before he was transferred here in Atlanta, Jerk Chicken is like our KOLO Mee, it represent Jamaica.
    Thanks and keep writing

  20. hahahaha..damn cute.
    I had two pet hamsters of mine as well, still have them just that they’re taken care of by my fiance..
    anyways my breed are the imperial hamsters and till right now, they’re given birth to about 6 batches of babies. 3-5 at a time. So go figure! hahahaha..

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