How You Know You’re An Addict Of Kenny Sia

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This has got to be the most ball-enlarging thing I’ve ever read in a long, long time.
Whoever wrote this. Thanks. You owe me a new pair of underwear.
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Make me sound like such a bad guy like that.

I hope your health insurance covers the treatment of this addiction.
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36 Replies to “How You Know You’re An Addict Of Kenny Sia”

  1. Since I stumbled upon your blog way way long time before you became famous of your April Fool’s post, I am sort of addicted which made me read each and every post you wrote. Was even more happy when I saw you were using the same keyboard I am using that time. LOL. 🙂
    Anyway, you rocks!

  2. Kenny: I am not trying to enlarge your balls summore, but you know what? You see i wanted to sponsor a prize for blog of the year, but thank God they didnt want it. Otherwise, i really dont know how to make summore so handsome like you MORE handsome?

  3. Kenny !! it seems that this ball enlarging post has a totally opposite effect !!!!
    From coconuts to mangosteens. woah … that’s a 7.56cm decrease in diameter ! sighz
    I m sure u DON’T feel good with ur new balls, esp since they are trapped in a tight net till they’ve turned purple.

  4. Kenny !! it seems that this ball enlarging post has a totally opposite effect !!!!
    From coconuts to mangosteens. woah … that’s a 7.56cm decrease in diameter ! sighz
    I m sure u DON’T feel good with ur new balls, esp since they are trapped in a tight net till they’ve turned purple.

  5. Oh well, I know that I’ve long been addicted to your site long before your April Fool’s post. Your entries are always blardy funny, and it’s pretty stupid how I always remember them at very random moments.
    Like for instance, I was in my room, reading a book. My mind wandered off, and I suddenly recalled one of your funny jokes about those awful Chinese lolita music CDs. I cackled to myself, and my roommate, who was around, asked, “Why’d you laugh?”
    “Nah, I was thinking of Kenny Sia, one of his jokes?”
    “Who’s Kenny Sia? Err, aren’t you reading a novel right now?”
    I couldn’t be bothered explaining in detail who you were, but I did tell him that you were this Malaysian blogger though. He’s not an internet buff, but if he were then probably he’d known you the moment he set foot onto PPS.

  6. How many balls do you have? Must be extremely taxing for you to walk around with so many of them hanging between your legs.
    Anyway, your blog rocks. Hope you are goin to come out with another article that would blow my balls aways.

  7. Wah liao…looking at some of the comments here makes me want to puke… especially the one by n305er (what kind of nick is this anyway?)
    Anyway, kenny, dun be too happy. I suspect more than half of those who posted these mushy comments, and the person who wrote that article are guys who just want to poke your backside. Aren’t malaysian famous for that?

  8. Kenny,
    ahahhahahah. Seems like you’re becoming quite the famous blogger! Cant see why would they be a kennysia.com addict though. :p
    -Makan Kings-

  9. Ok I’ll try it again.
    I think you should get crutches or those 3-wheeled trolly thingies for your balls. You’re gonna kill your back if you let those things hang without any support. 😛

  10. who cares about the ball size =P
    whats the use if u have balls the size of the coconut and ‘that thing’ the size of the AA battery? =P

  11. told a fren about ur blog on Sunday.Today (tues) she told me she had read E.V.E.R.Y single post that u have posted!!!
    Didnt know she’ll get more addicted than me.

  12. eh! why that coconut bald one?? i was expecting it to be like a rambutan considering the bulu kaki…

  13. Eh!? What happened to the mangosteens? LOL
    noci: Glad I could make you puke. The wonders of an ugly drug called n305er. Available at your nearby pharmacy.

  14. noci – I wasn’t trying to poke Kenny’s backside………And I’m Singaporean…fortunately?

  15. Point 1 is right on the spot. Haha… So Kenny, are your balls feeling bigger now?? Hehe… I played the quiz and unfortunately, I’m not Kenny Sia but hey, I got Lainie. =) Hehe… Point 8… Yes, of course Kenny’s human after all. And a very much lovable human to a lot of ladies out there.. ^_~

  16. addicted like shit man! it’s like if i don’t get sex every single day… my alternate is read kennysia.com and masturbate!
    i cum on you kenny. i cum on your FACE.
    XXXXXX
    there you go sweet boy… taste it..

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