Chinese New Year Windfall

Looks like the Year of the Cow has started off pretty good for me.

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Visited five houses today, gambled in two of them and raked in RM320 profit. ThatÒ€ℒs not bad, considering I had been losing hundreds continuously in my previous attempts at playing blackjack during Chinese New Year.

Maybe I should be thanking the Cow God (the Holy Cow?) for smiling so bright upon me. But being a superstitious Chinese, I gotta say thank you to something else instead.

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So thank you, my new good luck red underwear!

*hops into a taxi*
Kenny: Uncle, take me to Zouk please.
Uncle: Ok ok!
*20 minutes later*
Kenny: Eh where the hell you bringing me to? *covers crotch cautiously*
Uncle: Zoo! You want to go zoo, betul?
Kenny: WTF? I said Zouk. Not Zoo!

91 Replies to “Chinese New Year Windfall”

  1. Why wasn’t the photo taken when you were still wearing it? Too embarassed to be seen in a little underwear? I thought your balls were big!

  2. helloo… happy chinese new year and happy holiday to all… congrats man for winning that rm320… give us some angpow lar…
    p/s: everyone please vote for me in the nescafe kickstart latest edition (just click the link). ^^ thanks!

  3. Don’t hold the red underwear and snap a pic, why not wear the (red)2 underwear and snap pic instead?
    Perhaps the OX year is your year?

  4. HEY KENNY, WOW….GOOD THAT U ‘HUAT’ THIS YEAR …. SAME GOES TO ME … VERY GOOD START FOR ME THOU THIS YEAR IS A BAD YEAR FOR ME (GOAT YEAR) …. SIGH … ANYWAY, WISH U AND YOUR FAMILY GONG XI FA CAI!

  5. Haha, ur red underwear, once washed, gone is its luck loh. So, i suggest u wear it till d 15th. Who knows, u will continue winning ….

  6. Waving a already worn (or possibly unwashed)underwear on this Ox-picious day is both embarrassing & disgusting! You might have struck a fortune, so what ??

  7. Ooooh that’s a nice skimpy Y-fronts you have!
    And that brand is really expensive! I can’t afford that! πŸ™‚
    But anyway, if it brings fortune, I don’t mind buying it (of course a new pair la!!) πŸ™‚

  8. It’s not the underwear lah! Yhy don’t you wear nothing but the underwear and take a pic and post it? When people see it, I’m sure the first thing they will say is HOLY COW!

  9. FengShui said Dog will have lucky star taking care this year – good sign good sign haha…
    Happy New Year!!! You will have a better year this year! Cheerz!

  10. the same thing happened to me when i wanted to go to zouk! haha! luckily i realised in time so i didnt travel 20 mins to the zoo. in any case, u could have went to night safari

  11. I don’t know how to gamble. Never before. Bought lottery tickets yes but not cards πŸ™‚ And even then, I never win anything. So not gambling at all is good for me (: Hm…has anyone here made big money from gambling? 320 is not big lah. I’m talking about life changing kind of wins. I wish I could be the one ):

  12. It is winnings.
    It is windfall.
    It is ill-gotten gains.
    For gambling, it is never profit.
    On the other hand, it can be a loss.
    Now, to really win big, you have to wear Borat’s mankini.

  13. gong xi fa cai, kenny.
    just letting you know that i couldn’t retrieve the archived posts in the mobile version of ur website a few days ago. there was an error message.
    not sure if it’s ok now. i haven’t tried since Tuesday.

  14. GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
    EVERYONE PLEASE WEAR READ UNDERWEAR AT CHINESE NEW YEAR FOR WINDFALL
    ANYONE WHO HAS A WINDFALL ON CHINESE NEW YEAR IS PROBABLY WEARING A PAIR OF RED UNDIES

  15. Kenny, you called it Year of the Cow (female cattle). Some called it Year of the Ox (castrated bull). For me, I was born a male so do not fancy being called neither a female nor a castrated male. So I prefer to call it Year of the Bull or to be more politically correct, Year of the Cattle.

  16. Ohmygawd. He brought you to the ZOO? Ohmygawd. πŸ˜€
    My sister was in Zouk that night too. One of her friends commented on how some girls were winKing at him, cos his moves were so hawt an’all. My sister snorted and said, NO. They’re winCing at you. πŸ˜€

  17. so that’s where my lucky underwear went!
    i’ve been losing so much without my red underwear, kenny. time to pay me back commission.
    kthxbye

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