Alright old man.
Let’s cut to the chase. You know I’m a bit too big to be sitting on your lap now, so don’t try to make either of us feel awkward ok? I know you got a job to do, but that don’t make my wishes any less important. So let’s make this as easy as possible for both of us and you’ll do just fine, aight?
You see Santa, I have been an
extremely good very good quite good moderately well… an okay boy this year. So I don’t think it’s too much to ask if you grant just some of these wishes this Christmas and beyond. Ya dig?
1. An Apple iPad or a Samsung Galaxy Tab.
Everyone and their dog has got one of these things. Honestly speaking, I have never seen anyone using it productively. 99% of the time, people with an iPad are using to play games / browse pictures / pretend to be cool.
Heck, I want one too. Not to use it, but I don’t mind being one of them try-hards and carrying one of those as a fashion item.
Just a dummy set will do, Santa.
2. A monorail cat.
Great for fun and travel.
3. Dr Brandt skincare products. I want to be like the founder, looking like this when he’s 75 years old.
Claire and Michelle to win the Amazing Race Asia.
When I saw Michelle and Claire at the press conference, judging by their petite body sizes, I thought they would be the second team to get eliminated. Their perseverance in the race absolutely won me over.
Dammit, The Richards won.
5. Speaking of Singapore, can you make Singapore cheaper to travel to, Santa? Have you seen the hotel prices during F1 and YOG?
6. Some of those old-school Guinness Heritage collectible glasses to add to my collection of Guinness items.
They giving these out free for every 6 pints of Guinness Draught or a bucket of Foreign Extra Stout. Drink the beer and take the glass home. What a good deal eh?
7. Two words – Justin Bieber.
Enough is enough. Give him puberty and get him off the radio already!
8. Make Namewee’s head warmer.
Poor guy still wears a beanie eventhough he lives in a tropical country.
9. See more of my nephews and nieces.
Let them have enough food in their tummy, and grow up to become nice, loving and responsible people.
But don’t make them grow up too fast please. I still like them fun-sized.
10. Good friends + good food + good beer = good time. The whole of December has been so hectic for me, I thought it would be nice to take time off work this holiday season to catch friends.
Friendship means a lot more to me as I get older. So gimme lots and lots of Guinness with good friends. 🙂
11. Spend some quality time at home with my loved ones on Christmas Eve.
I have been either at work on travelling too much. I stay in hotels about as often as I stayed at home, and I don’t see my family as much anymore – although I still live with them.
t’s actually quite sad. No matter how busy I am at work, at the end of the day, I just wanna come home and be safe with my family.
12. Let every person in the world have food on the table, a family to go to and a roof over their head.
I know it’s a very Miss Malaysia thing to say, but as we appreciate the things we have around us, let’s spare a thought for those who don’t have what we have. This Christmas, let’s do something for them.
Well, that’s about it. THANK YOU SANTA!
If you’ve popped by the pubs lately, many of them have already put up the "Merry Guinness" Christmas deco. In Kuching, there will be a Christmas party every night between the 17 to 24 December at the Rajang Lobby Lounge at the Grand Margherita Hotel.
In fact, there are big and small events happening throughout the country. I dunno where or what they are, so it’s best to check out the Guinness Facebook page for yourselves. If you love beer, you’ll thank me for it!
On top of it all, I actually have a little Christmas present to give away to anyone reading this blog entry. To participate, you must be above 18, non-Muslim and living in Kuching.
The contest very simple one. Just answer this question in the comment box below.
"What do you want for your Merry Guinness this year?"
Gimme the best answer and if you win, I’ll buy you a round of beer or ten. 🙂
i wan malaysia to b a more peaceful place to live and racism is the past..
i wanna see keju! 😀
I want to see Kenny Sia, opening a gym in Klang, on the 1st day of christmas with Kenny as Santa Clause. And give me a free for life membership as my birthday present.
Now give me my beer 😛
to win this and have kennysia treat me ten round of Guinness. haha..
I wanna see less advert
Claire & Michelle are nuts .
Richard & Richard rocks !!
Damn Claire & Michelle
Yea…The Richards play clean.
to hangout and have a few round of Guinnesses with Kenny Sia after being a loyal silence reader since day one..
wonder if Guinness provide beer spa…it’ll be a great way to relax this christmas…LOL…
To have Iraq as emerging new powerful economy country and its Iraqi dinar finally revalued this year to at least USD3.22 perdinar, for benefit of everybody investor worlwide……
youre a sad fuck
I want a stable, faster, cheaper internet!!
i want to 10 rounds of guiness with some porkie.
I want Kenny Sia to marry me! Will you marry me?
i want kenny sia in a santa’s suit, enjoying guinness stout with me ^^ on merry guinness day at rajang lobby lounge . haha!
to be actually able to drink a whole pint of guinness!! (so far, i can go as far as two sips)
All I want for christmas is a new Boss.
May all your wishes come true uncle 🙂
Cheap and fast internet!
RM50> RM20 a month! 😀
OK serious fuck here now, i want a MONORAIL CAT for Christmas!!! >_
Come on is only a Santa, You ask for things like he is a god hahah
I want to be happy, simple YET hard.
People staying in PJ can?
buy me drinks when u come over.
I want You =)
I want to see Mr Santa Claus swimming (and drinking) in a pool of Guinness and his reindeer doing the Cha Cham Bo dance!
I wanna wake up one of these days before christmas,checking my mail and see one from you,telling me that i’ve won this contest and i’m gonna have a round of beer on you. Or maybe ten 🙂
I want free flow of Guiness, with some beautiful honeys, dressed in their cuties…..
Dear Santa, all I wish for this Christmas is an Ibanez bass guitar SR500 or EDB550, and the courage to go thru all musical exam papers starting from Grade 1 at the age of 34. Thank you very much.
I want a new job so bad and of course to celebrate it with ten rounds of Guiness!
“What do you want for your Merry Guinness this year?”
Umm…may Kenny’s gym business expand to the better in upcoming year so that can earn more and enjoy colorful life at age of 28 and lastly donate to the needy party for charity. May God bless you and your family.
All the best and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 🙂
kenny, all i want for christmas is to slim down 20kg! and to get motivation to go to your gym everyday. damn, it’s so packed!
i want a chance to attend the biggest n wildest party of the year. if not, i want an “archos 101” internet tablet. ipad is overrated.
haiya.. i want kenny sia to get mallied la…
I wish to see Kenny Sia becomes the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
May I have my ten rounds of beer please.
Anyway, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
I want 100Yen Kuching to have more Japanese stores around Kuching.I want everyone to have a taste of Japan.
??????????.Arigatou gozaimasu . Thank U.
i want kennysia to treat me 10 rounds of guinness draught.. as simple as that and only you can fulfill my wish..
I want to spend my x’mas without smses, phone calls or emails…
I want to spend my X’mas with beers and friends this year. Hey Kenny, are you going to go to the rajang lobby lounge this X’mas?
Merry Christmas KENNY SIA! Nice post! I love it!
Merry Christmas KENNY SIA! Nice post! I love it!
I wanted a FREE MEMBERSHIP for the next 3 years at LEVEL UP Fitness Centre, Kuching!
I want my sister to stop stealing my Christmas chocolates and eating ’em.
Merry Christmas Kenny
Merry Christmas Kenny! You deserve a big glass of guiness and time with family! =)
More quality time with my loved ones in 2011.
cheaper alcohol price……
merry Christmas and hepi new year kenny 🙂
I want my best fren to get her guy to say ‘YES’ to her if not now, then as a X’mas present, ok?
I want to see Kenny Sia looking good in Speedos. 🙂
Um, that Speedo comment is just wrong~ Waaahaha.
Btw Kenny, those 11 of the christmas wishes sounds a little.. mechanical? That 12th one is awesome though! Nothin like sparing some thoughts for the less fortunate.
I simply wanna take a photo with Kenny the great Sia.
Sorry I sound abit gayish.
dear santa kennysia,
i want beautiful pug puppy to kasi kawin wt my hensom boi dog Mr QQ..
i wanna see cheesie 🙂
Wahaha, it isn’t wrong. He is good, should flaunt it. 🙂
Btw, I would love to join the gym if Kenny’s Level Up is in Kuala Lumpur. 🙂
On that pic of the beggar, Japaneses’ beggars are the most clean, tidy and organized beggar i’ve ever came across. They pack their stuffs before leaving, they bath and it is highly likely some beggars holds higher qualifications than you !!
Whats the monorail cat all about?
Aha….i got your fun of it.