Looks like the Year of the Cow has started off pretty good for me.
Visited five houses today, gambled in two of them and raked in RM320 profit. That’s not bad, considering I had been losing hundreds continuously in my previous attempts at playing blackjack during Chinese New Year.
Maybe I should be thanking the Cow God (the Holy Cow?) for smiling so bright upon me. But being a superstitious Chinese, I gotta say thank you to something else instead.
So thank you, my new good luck red underwear!
*hops into a taxi*
Kenny: Uncle, take me to Zouk please.
Uncle: Ok ok!
*20 minutes later*
Kenny: Eh where the hell you bringing me to? *covers crotch cautiously*
Uncle: Zoo! You want to go zoo, betul?
Kenny: WTF? I said Zouk. Not Zoo!
i do chinese calligraphy and be delighted to paint a “fu”(prosperity) on ur underwear. =D
Haha!! Nice Lucky Red underwear~
Happy Niu Year~!
hey.. look familiar… did u took mine under?
hey i heard if u keep on wearing for a year without changing the charm will really start kicking in. haha…
grats 😀
they said if you wear a red bra it helps you to be even better
hahaha.. : D
happy chinese new year!
ok, glad it worked for u
happy chinese new year!
grats^^
If you have Ox pic on the undies maybe you’ll win more (said Lilian too lah…) 😀 Happy Prosperous Chinese New Year to you….
Haha. Lucky you Kenny! looks like you’re on a good start to the new year 🙂
The underwear certainly DOES not work for me mannnnn
LOL zouk=zoo? What time was that anyway…
Why wasn’t the photo taken when you were still wearing it? Too embarassed to be seen in a little underwear? I thought your balls were big!
u really wearing that??? ok, i try wearing it tomolo when i gambling… haha~
Happy Chinese New Year, Kenny! That’s a lot of winnings there.. i wonder how much is your bet per game?
helloo… happy chinese new year and happy holiday to all… congrats man for winning that rm320… give us some angpow lar…
p/s: everyone please vote for me in the nescafe kickstart latest edition (just click the link). ^^ thanks!
wooo~~~ where you buy your underwear?? can i have it too??:P
OoOOo, red underwear is the lucky charm?!
Hahaha, 2moro sure out stock 1!!!
Happy Chinese New Year!!!!
MOOOOoooOoOOoOooO……………………
It certainly does not look big enough to hold balls the size of coconuts…………
=P
lol can fit in your big balls ke ? 😛
i need it too! i lost for almost RM100 for this cny! =.=
so sad….
Why don’t you just wear it everyday. Then you will have good luck 365 days a year.
Happy CNY =)
try woman red “undi” and “onti”, you’ll win more with both of them
No, I havent try them before 🙂
Then you should wear it everywhere you go everyday then!
OH!!!MY EYE!!MY EYE!!!
Happy chinese new year to u! The underwear can be used for Superman costume too. =)
Happy chinese new year to u! The underwear can be used for Superman costume too. =)
You sure are lucky. But not as lucky as my sis that won RM 600+! xD
How about a picture of you wearing it instead?
awesome! hope u win more!
hahaha! did the uncle pay you pampasan for taking you to the wrong place?
Hey Happy New Year man!
😉
Kee Kee. Superstition works?
hahaha
good one
i might try ur way when i gamble with my cousins later
anyway
happy new year kenny!
Hahaha … I wore that sometimes too …
Red underwear never work for me unless in bed…
errr…. are u sure the underwear is yours ? cos it looks a wee bit smaller for your size
HAHAHAHAHA… so funny!!! ZOO!! lol
mummy yen
visited five houses…
hmmm, that red bat surely stinks!!!
Don’t hold the red underwear and snap a pic, why not wear the (red)2 underwear and snap pic instead?
Perhaps the OX year is your year?
HEY KENNY, WOW….GOOD THAT U ‘HUAT’ THIS YEAR …. SAME GOES TO ME … VERY GOOD START FOR ME THOU THIS YEAR IS A BAD YEAR FOR ME (GOAT YEAR) …. SIGH … ANYWAY, WISH U AND YOUR FAMILY GONG XI FA CAI!
Wahhh.. So much !! *envy*
Happy ‘niu’ Year, Kenny! =)
Haha, Happy Chinese New Year ! Hopefully everybody here gets lots and lots of ang pows !
Underwear brings luck? Haha, it sure is d greatest joke for d Niu Year
Ja! Kenny! Why not wear that cute little red underpants and pose for us? Heh heh! 🙂
Haha, ur red underwear, once washed, gone is its luck loh. So, i suggest u wear it till d 15th. Who knows, u will continue winning ….
i dont think so that’s ur underwear! cos too small for u. i think it’s M size. Or u like wearing tight2 one?
Waving a already worn (or possibly unwashed)underwear on this Ox-picious day is both embarrassing & disgusting! You might have struck a fortune, so what ??
Eww, boxers please. You are not eight years old anymore- so no more cotton y fronts.
Ooooh that’s a nice skimpy Y-fronts you have!
And that brand is really expensive! I can’t afford that! 🙂
But anyway, if it brings fortune, I don’t mind buying it (of course a new pair la!!) 🙂
LOL. once u’ve won, stop gambing!
Ahhhhhh kenny…i’m masturbating at your underwear’s picture
Stop gambling!
*smelly underwear*
How about next year a red thong instead?
Happy Chinese Niu Year…lol.
woohoo !! lucky u…Happy CNY =)
Mummy Yen
nice red underwear!!
It’s not the underwear lah! Yhy don’t you wear nothing but the underwear and take a pic and post it? When people see it, I’m sure the first thing they will say is HOLY COW!
OH SO SEXY!~
HAPPY NIU YEAR KENNY !! :)))
was that BEFORE, or AFTER u wear that underwear? lol… how many shots taken if it’s AFTER?
wow can’t believe that u really wore a red underwear!!!!
good luck to you then..
U R a real scream Kenny. GONG XI FA CAI!!
FengShui said Dog will have lucky star taking care this year – good sign good sign haha…
Happy New Year!!! You will have a better year this year! Cheerz!
kang ni na! hope you suey suey suey for one whole year!!!! hahahahahaha….
the same thing happened to me when i wanted to go to zouk! haha! luckily i realised in time so i didnt travel 20 mins to the zoo. in any case, u could have went to night safari
hey kenny, put on your red underwear and post it in your blog la…lets see your hunk-hood man!
Ja! Kenny, put this on and post this to the blog, you will be even more luckier and famous!! Hahah ! 🙂
haha… 🙂 🙂
What a coincidence.. I got myself 3 pairs of those bright red underwear and it’s definitely working wonders!!
Hey kenny, Happy chinese new year! saw u blogging at Bing! near 101 avenue BDC just now btw haha..
=) nice post dude
Daphna
rossiehigh
Good that you have RED UNDERWEAR …
but why u set Alvin as COWVIN in the cbox =.= …
SWT la you Kenny…
wow! your underwear so red …. no wonder u r so bullish during CNY 🙂
wearing red underwear during cny and gamble really can win ar? i shud try it out next time! hehe
hey ashley! caught you here.. lol
surely females need a matching set…therein lies the weakness of your competitors 🙂
I don’t know how to gamble. Never before. Bought lottery tickets yes but not cards 🙂 And even then, I never win anything. So not gambling at all is good for me (: Hm…has anyone here made big money from gambling? 320 is not big lah. I’m talking about life changing kind of wins. I wish I could be the one ):
Happy New Year, dude…
Did you go any place during this new year? Having a long holiday isn’t a good idea indeed.
*high five*
i wore red underwear on CNY too!
wtf, why am i telling everyone here??!
I also never forget my red undies during CNY. A must for me. 🙂
I am inspired to buy the most garang red undies for all the males in the household then send them out to mah jong parties.
It is winnings.
It is windfall.
It is ill-gotten gains.
For gambling, it is never profit.
On the other hand, it can be a loss.
Now, to really win big, you have to wear Borat’s mankini.
gong xi fa cai, kenny.
just letting you know that i couldn’t retrieve the archived posts in the mobile version of ur website a few days ago. there was an error message.
not sure if it’s ok now. i haven’t tried since Tuesday.
Yeah Kim, I always remind myself to wear red bra and undies during CNY… just to make sure I win more than I lose during Black Jack games!`
experience it & you will believe it, yeah its true. i won some cash with red undies too..
GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
EVERYONE PLEASE WEAR READ UNDERWEAR AT CHINESE NEW YEAR FOR WINDFALL
ANYONE WHO HAS A WINDFALL ON CHINESE NEW YEAR IS PROBABLY WEARING A PAIR OF RED UNDIES
wah, u pantang tis one ka?
Kenny, you called it Year of the Cow (female cattle). Some called it Year of the Ox (castrated bull). For me, I was born a male so do not fancy being called neither a female nor a castrated male. So I prefer to call it Year of the Bull or to be more politically correct, Year of the Cattle.
Ohmygawd. He brought you to the ZOO? Ohmygawd. 😀
My sister was in Zouk that night too. One of her friends commented on how some girls were winKing at him, cos his moves were so hawt an’all. My sister snorted and said, NO. They’re winCing at you. 😀
Spiderman underwear
so that’s where my lucky underwear went!
i’ve been losing so much without my red underwear, kenny. time to pay me back commission.
kthxbye