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Friday, 24 October 2008

Short Talk:

Blog Plug of the Day: FireAngel, corporate slave extraordinaire, moved to Singapore recently and had trouble understanding their local habits.

"If you see tissue paper packets on tables, do not take it and throw it away. Instead, you need to go and look for another table as those tables with tissue packets are BOOKED. It’s rather strange how the people are generous enough to bother respecting tissue packets and letting it sit there as if it’s a person."

Meeting Paris Hilton

What are the chances! I can't believe I bumped into Paris Hilton!

No, not the blonde bimbo hotel heiress.

THIS Paris Hilton.

To be fair though, I think the hotel version of Paris Hilton shares many similarities with the human version of Paris Hilton.

For example, Paris Hilton has a very wide entrance.

Every day you see people go in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out.

But most importantly, when you see Paris Hilton, you know you're not too far away from a huge erection.

I went into the hotel, ordered hot chocolate at the bar and the waiter said "Careful."

"That's hot!"

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haha

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swt

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...no really funny, Kenny :(

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not funny at all.

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paris is way hotter than what u make her out to be.

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haha...first five huh..

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kwek kwek kwek kwek *bird flying past* so lame leh the joke..not farnee pun

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top ten!!!

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haha..

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not that hilarious :\

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ehmmmmmm....... funny..? not funnny.....? ehhhh....

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Lame....

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oooh hot hot... =)..
haf a coffee, release ur stress haha...

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lol.funny as usual. I don't believe you are in paris now, week ago you was in kota kinabalu. :D
amazing.

Funny Images

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Boring and totally not funny, in other word, lame.

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not funny :(

http://kelvinsse.blogspot.com

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honestly, this is one of the most boring posts ever kenny.

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Looks like you've just pissed off ONE irate paris hilton fan, Kenny...

Excellent post, BTW.

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I actually think the contrary. Thought it was cleverly worded ;)

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I went into the hotel, ordered hot chocolate at the bar and the waiter said "Careful."

"That's hot!"
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Kenny,

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:)

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I must say, the joke was kind of lame =P but meh, it's you ;)

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I found this post very funny :-)
well worded and appropriate pictures!

Plan B
http://b-like-plan-b.blogspot.com/

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not bad le.. haha http://crazyfool2986.blogspot.com/

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LOL. So mean to poor Paris.

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It doesn't look very opulent, not what I was expecting. I'm a marriot/ritz person anyway

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Haha Excellent post!!! NOT.

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funny as fuck.
especially the last part when you said "that's hot".
don't listen to the people who say it's not funny.

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-.-.........thts bad.

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i know you`re trying to point out the signature "your hot" quote but...

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errr, is this even a joke. I hope kenny have enough sense that this post is kinda LAME!!!

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lame..
'funny as fuck'????
LOL. worst post ever.

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H--> Typical Kenny Ass Kisser.

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haha! a lot of people dun und. wow. that's hot! i wanna see those pictures of 'hot' too!

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Love your humour and I got it!
~in and out and in and out~
LOL

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notaverygoodpost try harder next time ã……ã……

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haha. good one:)

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hahaha.. Kenny ur funny, and how many times did you run in and out of her hotel?

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i get the joke but fu(k u.

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why must kenny entertain us in the first place? he is not obligated in any way to be funny la people. zzz.

he is a blogger, not a clown.

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isnt that singaporean culture in the short talk??

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haha..kena taruk "kau kau" on dis post..but it IS lame..got me cringing just reading d post..but then again,ur just a blogger,not a clown..haha

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Chill guys. :) It's lame, I know.

Ever heard of the phrase - it's so bad it's good? ;)


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your posts are getting really lame, with regards to humour..
its obvious that the uber nerd/geek from perth who found online fame wouldn't really be that much interesting for long..
i guess u made ur 15mins of fame and continue to milk the cash and freebies out of it.. truth be told.. ur here because of your readers.. so why not buck up?
don't give us that BS about commitmentsf.. thats just pathetic..

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I dun think he meant to post this as the lame joke sort of way. I am quite impressed in how he mocks the human juz by making comparisons with the building. After all, he's trying to make a point.

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Not really interesting!

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Hi Kenny,

I had the pic too....Hilton in Paris, I was there last year and was staying at the hotel next to it....

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nice post!! fuuny =)

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Wow... I really really think you had met with Paris Hilton... Haha.. good one, joke of the day~

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LAMEEE

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Oh, that's lame! But it almost worked! :D

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Hahahaha! Awesome post! Short, efficient and straight to the point xD

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LOL, why so lame, Kenny? Anyway, the single pathetic entity who is hehe, haha, huhu, hoho, hihi and whatever else might come should just get a life.

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makes sense as she was conceived in that hotel, hence her name

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haha! i tought 'That's hot' is copyrighted by paris or something

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Wow... that is a great one... was that real?

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SIMPLE, YET HUMOUROUS =)

This is what Kenny Sia all about ;)

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The in and out, out and in part was slightly funny, but not quite the rest unfortunately. Maybe I hate puns. I like jokes or attempts at making fun of her, because I don't really like her.

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meh.

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Thank you for making fun of Paris.
You made my day since I friggin hate her lmao xD

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expected better..i guess u have ur off days too...

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WAhlahhweeeee....Got deepavali banner all. Scared to kena marah again la ha. hahahahahah good on you man...

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hmmm....okay....

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Hey kenny, wanna know something?
I think.. youre getting thinner LOL..

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lol...The Hilton of Paris meets the largest (tallest??) phallic building in Paris...nice one...

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omigod, ur damn funny kenny! that was brilliant!

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you're funny kenny!

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hahahahahahhaa it's so lame that it's so good!! nice one kenny!! :)

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lol huge erection. =P

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erm lame? its so lame i couldn't believe i even bothered to check ur blog ==

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Our hilton is nicer :D

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Hmm.. then can i say Paris Hilton was in Malaysia > Sarawak > Sarikei???

http://www.alexallied.com/reviews/sarikeis-asam-tom-yam-prawn-noodle

Oh Ya, to be exact PARIS HILTON is in Pavilion KL.

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i've been in paris 2 months and i didnt even notice the hilton

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My first thought when seeing this post was that it's actually pretty funny in comparison to most of the others!

I guess a lot of people are saying it's not cause Kenny's reader demographic is mostly simpletons who favour crude, slapstick humour instead of tongue-in-cheek wordplay.

Get an education folks. There's a lot more to humour than farts and funny faces.

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LoL..

Even Mike is funnier. ahahah

kelvinsse.blogspot.com

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Haha, I could've killed you when u said u bumped into Paris Hilton and were kidding about it...

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[quote]I dun think he meant to post this as the lame joke sort of way. I am quite impressed in how he mocks the human juz by making comparisons with the building. After all, he's trying to make a point.[/quote]

I don't know why you are so impressed with this crude attempt at humor. I would never be impressed with anyone implicitly calling a woman a slut. Don't flatter yourself by assuming you are morally superior.

Besides, is Paris Hilton really a "bimbo"? Or is that a construction for the media? She sells sex (and I mean like the half-naked girls on MTV, not in the literal way I know you are immediately thinking of for a witty retort), she does dumb stuff for reality shows; she plays the audience and she makes money from it. I wouldn't call her stupid just yet.

I'm sorry, I should lighten up but I really cannot stand cheap shots at someone's character that you do not know personally. This is not some trashy entertainment magazine.

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dude, paris hilton totally has MAN HANDS!

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Sometimes right, it's never easy to entertain the readers. But I think you're working way to hard write a post for readers, that they expect always 100% good post.

BTW, maybe because you're a celebrity blogger, thus everyone is looking at it this way. :)

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nah, that H guy up there has his own sense of humour. korean sense of humour ... you wouldn't get it.

this post must have been so funny, the chelsea players had a great laugh and forgot to win.

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LOL funny post

Chapeau! (hats off in french)

=p

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how lame could u get

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QUOTE: I don't know why you are so impressed with this crude attempt at humor. I would never be impressed with anyone implicitly calling a woman a slut... Don't flatter yourself by assuming you are morally superior... I really cannot stand cheap shots at someone's character that you do not know personally. This is not some trashy entertainment magazine.

Hear, hear! This post sounds like it was written by mean-spirited teenage boys giggling over the computer screen. Says VOLUMES about the author's character.

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Andrea,

i couldn't agree more to that. Very well said.

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LOL

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why kenny look so slim in that picture? his photoshop skills so gud ar!

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you know there's a fine line between trying and trying too hard?

the latter is always apparent in guys trying so hard to impress the girls and end up making a fool of themselves.

at times it backfires.

in your case, it backfires all the time.

stop trying to be funny when it doesn't come natural to you. it makes you look ugly.

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wokay frozen me alil.
kenny failed this time.haha

www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com

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Are u trying to make people laugh? I think this is not the way

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This must be the funniest blog entry I've ever read! I love the silent sarcasm...

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i think, most of your post are funny. keep posting.

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I don't know who's more lame...Kenny, or you guys who post here and say he's lame...

Get a life the lot of you!!! (including You Kenny!!!!) :P

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it 's not hilarious,lame lah!

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Paris Hilton = Slu*t

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well..kenny has a good sense of humor...those ppl didn't enjoy or understand and get angry out there...just another...joker!!

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Paris Hilton's boyfriends are pretty well documented, and the number amounts to only seven.

Probably only five actually, because Josh Henderson and Tyler Atkins are listed among thm but I think she only went out on a date with them a few times.

The supposedly multiple partners are a figment of the imaginations of trashy websites and tabloids who delight in bringing celebs down a notch.

Yes, I admit it. I'm a Paris Hilton fan and I buy her stuff,so flame me LOL.

I know Paris is only human but her products are good ( her latest cologne FAIRY DUST has already sold over $90 million) she lives a most interesting life, and her foibles are endearing much like her style.

In short, I love Paris. And the same goes for the city that is named after her.

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That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Thanks for all the enthusiasm to offer such helpful information here.

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I can see that you are an expert at your field! I am launching a website soon, and your information will be very useful for me.. Thanks for all your help and wishing you all the success in your business.

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Paris is the most beautiful woman on the planet imo! I hope she lives a long long time so I can keep watching new pictures of her ;)

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what a wonderful way to start blogging

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