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Friday, 26 September 2008

Short Talk:

AD: This is the crown of famous French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte on display at the Louvre Musuem in Paris.

To be perfectly honest, it wasn't as impressive as I thought it'd be. Being the most powerful man in France at his time, I thought he'd at least wear a crown that has more features. Like GPS, WiFi or Bluetooth.

Or maybe vibrating and massaging features like the OSIM uCrown, to y'know, soothe away the stress of everyday's assassination attempts.

Kenny Sia's Sex Tape

... of his pet hamsters.

There's nothing quite like watching your two innocent furry little creatures going at it at supersonic speed. That's after one year of wondering why they never mated.

Goodness. They sure are horny alright. Look at them go!

Even my phone doesn't vibrate as quickly as they did.

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good luck. be next rpk!!!

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wow..so late post entry..2am!!

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hahaha..
My hamsters were so horny too!
I tried to tape it down with my camera..
But both of them will just stop and stare at me..

Once i stopped taping, they will start it again..
The most hilarious part is that the female who is double the the male, just stayed there n eat her beansprouts..LOL~~~!

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omg! the song is ssooo nong!

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this is funny :D

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WOW!
2am?
haha kenny has just came back from london?
*proud to be the sixth*
anyway horny hamsters are kewl.LOL.

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I am so pervert until masturbate by watching those 2 male and female having sex, LoL

No, I was/am actually kidding about what I state above = ="

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shits! why did i even bother to watch the vid in the 1st place. lmao

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haha, they're cute! =)

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they werent having sex la.

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Lol... U really haf ntg better to do Kenny. -_-

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L A M E

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ahh the beauty of being animals.. ^.^

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The female was like, "Hey man you ain't sticking that junk in me..!"

Male: *tries* *fails*

Kenny you gotta teach him how to rape properly.

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wah lau...many position and tries siah....like the male's "never say die " attitude...what our leaders talk abt today's youth being soft-boned and weak, can really use this example to...opps!

wrong reference.

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Haha funny shit !

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Haha thats so cute! My hamsters used to mate ALL the time... when I was seven. I remember going "Mum, look the hamsters are cuddling!" Mum just chuckled.

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this is like so violating hamster's privacy! Lolz!!
but they look like so shiok~ here for awhile then stroll around for awhile and continue again at differ places!! Lolz!!
can give me one when they are born??Lol!
u sure are going to get lots of em!
mine gave birth to like 5 weh~

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video looks more like foreplay to me leh. when is the next video coming out?

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Just make sure you know how to take care of the new born later. I've saw the mother step on the babies until they are all dead. Real sad I tell you.

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buzz..... thats some v14gr4 you put into their food! i never seen hamster mate too.. expecting the new born anytime lor :D :D :D


kchan
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nothing like some good grub after sex.

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WAHAHA... FUNNY RODENT IS FUNNY! BE PREPARED OF BEING HAMSTER GRANDPA!!!

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hahah.. the most normal is doggy, you can see at everywhere especially at evening time if you go out.

but the left-side one is looked sooooo innocent.. LOL~

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They reproduce like mad.. Somehow watching them mate makes ppl horny. Agree?

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Wahh~ no privacy for Little hamsters xP

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makes me feels like an idiot on bed ... :>

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My hamster did it with her grandson... and she later became pregnant

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i have been a loyal reader of ur blog + fanboy of this blog since day one..but i'm extremely OFFENDED with the footnote u wrote under this Hamster article..though its meant to be nothing than a mere joke, but there lines which shouldn't be crossed while delivering them...

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mynnDAWG, huh? What do you mean? What is so offensive about my footnote? Which footnote are you talking about?

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disturbing.....

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wow... just the kind of blog content that you expect from a 10-year old blogger who happens to bed-wet at night and pick his nose while watching SpongeBob... LAME...

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Huh? They done their work already? Can't see la. Too fast. :P

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Are both of them males?...My hamsters do exactly the same..they just playing..can't mate cause both are males..lol

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ya ya, i saw my hamsters mating before. i remember that was a night when there's sound coming from the cage and... Ooops. then i stood there and see what are they doing. Funny thing is female sometimes eat (holding a corn) while being *ahem hem* XD

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Cute little things. I saw rabbits mating before at a Pet Shop in Midvalley. Almost like your hamsters too.

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you can send it to national geography..

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the female one seems unwilling.hahaha

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cuteness :)

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your Robroskis are so cute.

i had 5 hamsters last year...winter whites and winter Golds

so far i buy no hamster in melbourne. can't even buy one.

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This is so cute... haha...female playing hard to get

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I have a pair of hamsters and they were both shagging like your hamster in the video. One month later, 2 baby hamsters were born..but both of them died within a few days...
Sigh..and you know what, after the female gave birth, they start shagging again...@.@

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wahliow...raelly wild ....wat a doggy style by them

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they should learn some new moves

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Geez you come up with some darn funny videos. Pretty gutsy!!!

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This is why I keep reading your blog. heheh

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when will tat b to yo turn showing up in d videa?

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rmb show their babies>

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LOL !! your hamsters are cute

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They must be wondering why this fatty owner keep kacau them one ^^

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Hahaha, cute!

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LoL..i only laugh at what you wrote "even my phone doesn't vibrate as fast as them"XD

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L-O-L , nice title!

Haha, interesting track that goes with the vid

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how cute!!

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It's more like massaging than fucking.

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song suits

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warrhh Kenny, u never bath your hammies arr?? their fur looks messy geh.. and why no bedding seen one?? put so little only?? o.o

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furballs!! =]

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so darned cute!!!

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wah your hamster very hiong. rape siaaa

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that song...is a Dance Dance Revolution DDR song from The Bloodhound Gang, it's called The Bad Touch, horny lyrics...=.="

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"There's nothing quite like watching your two innocent furry little creatures going at it at supersonic speed. That's after one year of wondering why they never mated." - Kenny.
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Kenny,

What about you as the actor?

:)

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happy for u lah kenny soon u will become ah kong liao.....

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Privacy .... Pls
Can u imagine if some1 video ur sextape and put it in youtube?
Respect ur hamster...

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i watched till i was in tears... too hilarious..

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HAHAH OMG CUTENESS. xD
It vibrated! O_O

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Those hamsters are so fat :)

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Wow..These little creatures can do wonder too.It's so funny!

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Robos.Mine never mated throughout their lifetime, think they were both of the same gender.Plus, the pet shop peeps said that if the hamsters are too small you can't tell their gender.

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damn kenny! your hamsap-ster sure horny like you!

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are u stopppid? thats not even a crown of bonaparte dewd,thats some nimfo standing guard thr!

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kenny can i have ur hamster?

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sorry this is not related to this blog entry. pls visit http://listen2eric.blogspot.com/ for britney's latest single, WOMANIZER. :)

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That one is the soldier in Buckingham Palace, London. I was there last week. U cant con me kenny. hahaha

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I have the same species of hamster too!
But gave it away as its not that tame after all. duh

www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com

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hehe... ever seen how two female hamsters make out together?? haha...

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"Being the most powerful man in France at his time, I thought he'd at least wear a crown that has more features. Like GPS, WiFi or Bluetooth."

You are so fucking lame.

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Was your hamster eating potato chip??? It looked like one at the end of the video... Is tat for real? (O.o)?

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Hahahaha...They r sooo cute!!^.^

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I see the female is resisting. No hope lah getting baby hamsters.

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haha.. looks like the male is raping the female.. and she's running away all the time~!!

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how much u pay them to be taped for the "show"?

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This is nothing... haha roborowski are kinda shy XXX ers. You should try the siberian dwarf (can't really remember the species) they are WHOOOOOH!!!!

Used to breed them, yeah i know! HAHA

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LOL OMG

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One FAILED Video~!

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the girl hamster wont sit still n let him f*ck her... keep running away from the hamsap hamster

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Leave them in peace! = =

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Soon u will have more hamsters... :-p

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the female got raped lah! D:

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The female hamster doesn't seem to be in the mood to mate...

"Even my phone doesn't vibrate as quickly as they did"

Nice comparison. (Laughs)

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will they need condoms? hmmm...

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omg your hamsters are too fat to mate... lol

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Now even Mr Potatoes are not spared...

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that is ur hamster? u always observe when they make love? u vy free? hahaha..jus kiddin

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They have mated...any offsprings? Can give me 2 to make more..? Haha...just kidding

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The background song is so ..... =p

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Such devotion. Love it.

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hahaha.. this is so cute..

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Lol, cute!

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"Looks like me, sounds like me, acts like me... but not ME !!!" says da hamster.. haha

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rofl.....so cute!!! :p

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stupid

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yay! another stupid post!

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that is one small dick.

HAHAHAHAA.

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Did you fast fwd them? why so fast one? :D

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CUTE HAMSTERS!

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Hello Kenny
I am a reader from Kuching who reside in Atlanta, first of all, I would like to let you know that I really enjoy reading your blog especially about Kuching, I fell in love with you blog when I read about CHMSNO.1, I graduated from that school too!!
BTW, the reason I am writing is because I would like to tell you about JERK Chicken, it is not stupid, Jerk is a special kind of spicy spices from Jamaica, it is Jamaican specialty, in fact you can goggle and find out, it is a very delicious,how I know? My husband was working in Jamaica for 18 months before he was transferred here in Atlanta, Jerk Chicken is like our KOLO Mee, it represent Jamaica.
Thanks and keep writing

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hey kenny,

just wondering if u could take a picture of what your hamster cage looks like...

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hope u get a new baby hamster...
yayhoo

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hahahaha..damn cute.
I had two pet hamsters of mine as well, still have them just that they're taken care of by my fiance..

anyways my breed are the imperial hamsters and till right now, they're given birth to about 6 batches of babies. 3-5 at a time. So go figure! hahahaha..

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Did they learn from you OR did you learn from them a thing or two?

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stu...
=.= seriously, i tot what..

gosh, feels like masturbating....


hahahaha..

joke2..

no, i was joking...

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lanjia post...literaly

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