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Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Short Talk:

I've been travelling so much lately, I just turned down a free all-expense paid trip to Thailand.

Tell me I'm not crazy.

Men Need Help Downstairs Too

Spotted this at New Urban Male in Singapore.

I can understand why girls wanna wear push-up bras. All men look at women's breasts.

Push-up bras is a scam to trick innocent men into believing that airport runways are actually a set of twin peaks. That is understandable, because a lot of girls feel insecure about their bodies and still wanna look attractive.

But this is just ridiculous.

If I'm so desperate to make myself look artificially bigger in the downstairs department, I don't have to resort to buying some overpriced underwear imported from the US.

I'll just tape a freaking banana down my pants.

Besides, it's cheaper and better that way.

At least I ever get hungry during the day, food is immediately available.

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LOL!! New Urban Male IS FOR GAY!

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and between, kenny.. i tot urs is a Dicknosaurus?
why u still need a banana? ahha

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Yeah, what's wrong with the classic pair of socks?

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@@ imagine u take the banana out of ur pants n eat it..

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Push up what?! I thought it was a push up for the ass. Guess I was wrong. But this is so so wrong. Guys don't flaunt the crotch even if he has a big ding dong.

Ishkkk... I wonder who's the inventor? Must have really small birdie lah kot. Hahahahahahahahahah!!!

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the banana can still eat meh. after langgar the coconut. penyek liaw lor

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i bet you bought at least 10 pairs for yourself. hahahahaha. u're such a poser la kenny. get real. embrace yourself. although i must admit that what you're doing the true revenge of the nerd. coming back to show your ex classmates what the shy fat boy that nobody liked/knew can do eh?

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is it that big kenny? i mean urs.... :P

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Do gurls look at guy's stuff like how guys look at gurl's stuff?

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U need a better quality tape, it hurts if it is too sticky......

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ure not gonna sit on that banana are u hehehe

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@ Smeagol

Says the person who actually bought them... stop hating on others, mr. oh-so-insecure

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haha. ew.

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Hmm... maybe it:

1. Keeps your testicles from touching your thighs and therefore decreases the heat (...and low sperm production)

2. Was designed for aerodynamics

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HAHA!

Genius. ;p

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ouch... don't they hurt...?

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Kenny, nope! You're not crazy. Not at all. All you're missing out is just some free accomodation, free air tickets, a chance to explore thailand and eat all the fantastic delicacies there, on-the-house accomodation (which might just be 3 star and above), more food, more experiences, more fun, another well deserved break, a cultural journey. Nothing much.

Well, kenny, you're not crazy.

:) haha.. :P

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how abt a pair of coconuts~~ nice~~

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Sorry but...

You're crazy.

:D

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the banana's gna have some smell yea?

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The sling tie the dick like that not pain meh?? Where got comfortable ..

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lol....kenny creative idea.......

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You never try, you never know

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shit, so ridiculous, who will buy it in public? by telling others that one has a small dick huh? wahahaha

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ACTUALLY LADIES DO LOOK AT MEN'S DOWN THERE & THEY DO IMAGINE! HAVE A NICE DAY!

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i thought ladies tend to check out the ass of the opposite sex rather than the crotch area... looks like i have to push my backside in and stick my crotch out when i walk next time.

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YEs, ladies do check out guys crotch like a man do to woman... expecially if a guy were to wear a tight pants or a pyjamas pants, i'll so stare at it cause i just cant help it... muahhaha.... or if u sit with ur leg super kang kang... u know some guys tends to open their legs really wide when they sit, muahahha, i'll tend to look at that way by accident n unintentionally... its normal for girls nowadays to look at guys ass or crotch... and i think guys with nice perky ass are sexy!! :P

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the gals i know tend to look at brains rather than ass or anything below

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haha but i tot guys could just imagine xxx n their thingy will go XL ..!

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all expense paid trip? thailand? no, i'd say ur perfectly sane.

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wat can i say? woot...EQUALITY!=)
male and female condoms
and NOW male and female push ups
since women can be proud of their pushed lumps,technology should also be inclusive of men being able to push sumwhere to attract gals...and here u go! have fun time men, im sure guys will do much better +D
P.S. the banana idea is wrong coz it's like putting two oranges into bras...u get it? wrong texture and feel when u touch it and destroys the illusion and fantasyy...awww

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Ahaha...before i forget
since it's launched in singapore,it makes perfect sense. Great weapon to attract foreign talents xD.

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well.. i'm a girl.. and i do tend to look at guys' down there especially when they wear thight pants! LOL..!! you guys should get those thgs so you'll be more 'marketable'...!

hehe

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Be careful. Don't eat the wrong banana :D

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Rofl that's just ridiculus.

I wonder if that marketing really made profit or not.

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yes kenny,
you're freaking crazy for not accepting the trip
or maybe u already been to too many tiger shows in that capital.

i use a cucumber leh...

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Geeee... dear, hmmmm ..... all trips to Thailand, I'd say, yeah you are perfectly sane. Don't go... Hmmm push up underwear, wakaka!! make us/women laugh out loud only.

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Why need those equipment to make your 'thing' looks big? it is sooooo disgusting when men's 'banana' looks that big.

Anyway, this stuff looks new for me.

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Pengsan~ what's next? Push up arse for guy??

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lol crap! you found out my secret!! omg!!! thanks kenny...now i got to think of a new one...

p.s you got a spelling mistake ;) so you are just human just like us! haha

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Turned down a free all-expense paid trip to Thailand?! *open-mouthed*

Yes, it sounds crazy =P

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haha!!! damn hilarious...
like they say...size does matters

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good idea man....^_^

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Actually this idea has been around for quite some time and originally it's a thong, not briefs.

Me, I don't go well with flat front pants.

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ewwww.... i dont think its cool when ur dick is 24hrs up.... its so disgusting, some girls might think ur chicky or something.... @_@

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That is the most fucking stupid thing I have ever seen or heard of!! How much does it cost and where can I buy one?

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yeah, like u gonna have hardon all day. Still u don't have to torture that thing, more like bondage to me/

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if we male are to fake it, lets do it rite. the female mammoth desire stated front and rear. we got the front solved, lets conduct R&D for the rear. and seizhin's rite!!!..cucumber's a lot cooler, better texture, reasonably sized ( no no..not the japanese cucumber ).

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Am I the only one who thinks your so called "blogging" is one hell of a lame excuse to be funny? It only takes an ounce of grey matter to realise this post ( and a lot more of your other posts ) is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to be funny. Come on! A banana in your pants and not going hungry? How primary school is that? Kenny, if you do not have any quality material to blog about, you can always just not post anything. Seriously. How embarrassing to know that people in Malaysia actually enjoy this sort of shallow humour. Well, you're definitely doing a good job in that aspect. To sum things up, you're just not as good as you think you are.

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Eric, just go.

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Americans will come up with just about anything and everything

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This eric guy seem tensed. Eric needs push-up underwear.

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Erm.. I don't think guys look good with that underwear.. hahaha..

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Would have been better if the underwear gives butt support... :P

I was under the impression that women look at the butt more... saggy bottoms are so no-no...

At least I am of that opinion.

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Imagine that someone does wear that.. then some girl actually check out his crotch and attracted by it... they talked.. and talked.. all the way to his apartment.. have some drink.. the tension is no more bearable.. they tear each other's clothes... and.. kissing.. and hugging.. and rubbing... she unzip her skirt, he unzip his pants, the girl throw his thong.. hmm.. the guy take out the underwear.. and... jeng.. jeng..jeng... a belt attached to it!! oh! would the girl continue and thought that just another thing to unbelt? or would the girl run and imagine how could that be possible? what now?

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ewwww...

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Eww, who will want their birdy up all day? And it's gotta be downright painful if you're weraing tight-fitting jeans.

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like dat how to pee huh??

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Hi Kenny,
Rmbr the LG shine contest you featured few weeks ago? Well I joined the contest using the link you provided in the blog and guess what.. I am the GRAND PRIZE WINNER of LG shining moment contest!!!! Thank you U for featuring the contest in your blog.
Regards,
Claudia Peter

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hahaha kenny says it's disgusting coz he likes cute and small bananas!! hahahahhaha

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That "THING" looks most uncomfortable,I squirm just looking at it. Even for those so insecure as to actually pay money for that sling,they would need tight pants to "Highlight their enhanced Profile" WHAA! Looks as if you could actually shoot yourself in the foot by accident.
Obvious next Question: Some prime examples for variation between Sight & Touch. "SURPRISE"!
Reminds me of a line in an old movie: "Is that a pistol in your pocket or do you really like me".

Trust an old war horse guys: Size might matter for a few,but how you use what you've got is most important. Wanna really know,ask a "WOMAN",not a girl.
Thanks for the laugh. Since seeing that contraption I've been telling mine "How lucky he is".

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Omg, did they really sell that in Singapore?
Maybe they are trying to hint something about men there...no offense to those from Singapore though!

Wow, crazy.

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u turned down a free trip??!! gimme the chance lar. LOL.

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umm, yeah. NUB primarily caters for gay men >_>

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my oh my

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big balls so what?
Its the banana that counts.


Looks big so what?
its the behind walls performance that counts. RIGHT?


Dun bother la.

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A hint about Singapore men? Erm, definitely. Our men are so huge, they need suspensions to hold up their jewels.

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To Eric,

Although personally i dont really know mr kenny,he is definitely much much more than what you think he is. I'm not from Malaysia but i absolutely enjoy and lurve his style of writing. It's witty,entertaining and i look forward to his blog entries even the not-so-funny ones. My friend gave me kennysia's link one day and i'm happy to say,from the moment i clicked? i've been a happy fan ever since. Reading kennysia never fail to add an extra bounce in my steps.

keep it up kenny..
:)

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gay !! ...

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I just read the short talk. you're crazy, dude. anyone who turns down that kind of free trip is crazy.

And the underwear.. geeze..

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kenny,

juz imaagine, during hot day...very hot weather n u go out with ' banana taped under ur....'...

ok...

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Eric has a point, you don't have to be uptight or a hater to see that this post fails terribly at being humorous and would only be appreciated by a more...simple-minded demographic.

It's funny how some people take Kenny worshipping a bit too far. Props to him for having a successful blog, but come on man, remarks like "ohh Kenny you're so cool" don't do much for his fanboys' dignity!

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will anyone will buy that underwar @.@

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I've been travelling so much lately, I just turned down a free all-expense paid trip to Thailand.

Tell me I'm not crazy.

I say: You are not crazy. There you have it.

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WHOA~!! XD

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it's definitely easier for the guy to get another guy home. More push up, more contact area, more guys to turn & look back.

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note to all:
Never accept bananas from Kenny...
Since you now know where it has been. =P

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And if you get hungry on a HOT day, you can always use a cucumber as an alternative! Heh, can't believe I just said that..

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Something appropriate for this post...

http://gigglesugar.com/464616

;)

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On that Ad-board

"Sling Low
Sling High
Sling Carefully"

hmmmmmmm

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LoL XD Is there nothing else to be invented instead of the push-up underwear for men?? Anyway, that's a gd try! Who knows there might be "push up bras" for gay in future as well hurh?! Haa...

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haha i noe the existence for these guy 'bra'=p (banana my favorite fruit la!)

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u ARE crazy.

show off

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wonder will anyone buy tat??no girl will ever noticed the difference also

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This so reminds me of that movie, European Gigolo..I think. Hahaha..

Yes. You're crazy. You know, at least give the trip to someone else...

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does that weird underwear makes the P***S look erected the whole day??? Omg... that really suit gays... does any women likes 2 c a guy that erect the whole day??? @_@.. Weird...

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Hah. Further inviting infertility.

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Well, i personally dun have dis kinda prob, I dun see any of dose kinda underwears in sale in malaysia, perhaps Sg males need it more than we do. hahaha.... just jk.

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hey where did you go to? suntec?

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hi kenny..which part of spore are u staying?? hope to meet u somewhere... :D

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Dear Kenny,

Why is ur life is so colorful and interestin?
u can work and travel always.. i feel so sian about my job.. kena backstab.. kena fuck upside down.. sipeh sian..

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As long as it's not banana coloured underwear.. Had bad experience...

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that banana might end up in the wrong place if you crowd it in there... lol!

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wtf...everyone's banana is in normal size when "cooldown" when they start the engine, it can grow to a few times bigger. so u dont have to hang der everytime, maybe when u start the engine later , it will go sengek

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To my students, No, dont u ever try that! The bananas I give out every Monday is for u to eat, its for your brain,to make u more alert in the class!

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eh.. can u blog about the kickass wwe event? pls. hahahs/

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hahahaa! now its even. we have push-up bras, you have push-up underwear.

and yeas we look. i tend to look more at the butt tho, gives you an idea of how athletic a guy is..hawt. =P

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Good for guys with low self-esteem. Heh heh.

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But... but... that is for better support down there. Not to enhance it's size ma.

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No, kenny.. u're not crazy for turning down an all-expense trip to Thai. U're stupid instead. :D does that make u feel any better?

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does making that area bigger on the outside makes the guy look hotter? @.@

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i think those underwear are meant to be for post-hernia patients..:)..they have a purpose to support the testicles..if i'm not a mistaken

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On such hot days now, your banana will turn into pisang goreng soon, getting fried down there :)

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kenny you should offer your rotten banana to nicolekiss to play with...see if she chops it off with a chopper or not...

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hey hey.

haha. It's just funny how humans are constantly and periodically insecure about themselves, despite the fact that they are already beautiful or handsome in their own way or another.

I mean, come on man. Regardless of push-up bras or push-up underwear for men, you flaunt it, then a guy/girl sees you and fall in love with you because of it (SHALLOW!!!) then when it's time to reveal your oh-so-big (insert name of private parts) to your partner...

then how?

...

Ah! I want all expense to Thailand.

Guess you need all the rest you need now Kenny.

Anyways, how do you even cope with the transition from teenager-> young adult -> adulthood.

You seemed pretty...steady in this.

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innovative idea, but somehow don't you feel weird if yours is so pushed up till the extent u will feel so embarassed and kept hiding it??

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just wear pampers can already
can absorb your pee somemore...

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omg~! I gasp looking at the pic featuring the male part being strangled by the strap in the underwear~!

A little advice to guys out there: Unless you wish to wear that piece of sh*t all your life to feel "big" otherwise just foget about it. Slip in a banana like Kenny said or just live & be happy with the S.I.Z.E.

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definitely for gay! hahahaaaa...

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Lol. Guys relax, it's a just a push up.

Creativity comes in all forms, sizes, etc. That includes your weanies too.

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push up for wat wo?? look sexier?

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You're not really going to eat that banana, are you? Unless you like traces of piss and cum in your food.

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if you wear that, does that mean guys don't need to sit kang-kang anymore? :)

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i'm considered flat but i don't buy/wear push-ups. flat, flat lah. why do u have to bluff ppl's eyes? if the bra comes wif removale pads, i always remove them 1st. for clothings, comfort is priority to me.
it's so obscene to see a guy's bulge there. sometimes in a train, where space is limited. i just don't know where to look at, so no choice had to close my eyes. there are also some middle-age guys who wear trousers which are ill-fitting.
it's worse when they sit right opposite of u.
so embarrassing.. #$%&*

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Just my 2 cents.

Are the ones troubled by the "humor" of this entry,those with flat hineys? Because if they are, then i can totally understand why they find it soooooo offensive?

I'm a girl and if someone blog about boobless girls and poke fun at their wonder products i would definitely feel offended IF i have no boobs.
Sensitive giler beb.

But thank my lucky stars that's not the case. But it just made me wonder..hmmmmmm..

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make sure u wont grab the wrong stuff if u r hungry..

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haha.. this is a funny one

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Kenny ahh ~!! check this http://chinese.cari.com.my/myforum/viewthread.php?tid=938076&extra=page%3D5

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You re rely "NOT" crazy for not going to free-all expenses paid trip to thailand. It's FREE, Kenny!

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Erm........
Very sorry to break in on.
I want to ask about....
How could I do a blog myself?
Now I am just a middle school student.
I try to learn more about it.
Cause I want to study Computer Practical.
So I need to learn it for my future.
Thanks!

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Again in Singapore. Again not even as much as dropping me an sms. You are in trouble, Mr. Sia....

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Wat if he rips her panties off, and she rips his undies off.. with that strapped on, i wonder if more than just his undies will come off... lol..
cut him some slack la... u think u can blog better then go blog yourself... i personally enjoy reading his articles cos some are interesting...

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Haha... i never heard such thing... anyway... this is funny! hhaha... thanks for sharing... ;D

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i'm a girl, and sometimes i do check out guys down there and their ass! We're human too! although brains do matter la... :P

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i'm sure you need a pair, kenny.

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what a rip off AussieBum

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There's even a erector underwear, see http://www.internationaljock.com/images/erectorcup.jpg

lolx !

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hahahahahaha.

Kenny, I think you've got some latent homosexuality la. Come on, NEW URBAN MALE is for gay men.

Go inside and look at the sales promoters if you don't believe me.

hahahahahaha.

but it's cool. you've got your GAYDAR profile, anyway.

cheers!

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eeeek
but sexyZ! =D


i like to look at guy there.. dunno y.. =x
lolx

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Yit: go to www.blogger.com and follow the instructions. It's not complicated.

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most ppl put cucumbers =p

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wow thats really funny.. .

but hey.. .cum to think 0f it.. .

we w0men have pushup bras.. .

y not 4 men.. . haha

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that seems interesting.. .


cant wait to see my boy friend wearing them under his basketball shorts.. . hahaha l0l

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this is a funny one.. good work

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Haha Kenny u're Ero Sennin :P

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=.='''

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hahhaha..Just imagine everytime you got to toilet, you have to take out the fruit first and put it back nicely!Is quite troublesome la:D

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who think of such idea o? insane....

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this does not seem like a too bad idea ;)

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