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Sunday, 01 April 2007

Short Talk:

I'll be on the road over the next two weeks, so updates will be whenever I get an internet connection.

Tonight I'll be at Italiannies One Utama celebrating Cheesie's 23rd Birthday. Quick, go over to her blog and wish her happy birthday!

XX Blog Generator

Ever want to be a celebrity blogger, but don't know where to start?

Never fear! This 1st April, kennysia.com is here to help you realise your dreams, with the new XX Blog Generator. Now, you too, can become the next Wendy Cheng

Location:  
Activity:  
Unlucky Victim:
Victim's Crime #1:
Revenge:
Victim's Crime #2 :
Provoke Sympathy? : No                 Yes
Curse :
Extra Bashing? No                 Yes
Blog Entry:

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional and kennysia.com is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential ridicule resulting from the use of this Blog Generator. No animals were harmed in the creation of the XX Blog Generator.

210 Comments

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NUMBER ONE.. lol. :)

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LAME

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haha... farnie!!

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wtf im 3rd? OR AM I??? Fffffartking.

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Hahaha, very nice very nice.

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lol whats this?

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i'm number 6...yay?

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wtff.. im suposed 2 b 3rd fucking accendence. fuck u

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OMG --- that so sounds like Xiaxue! You're the man Kenny! :) Enjoy Cheesie's party!

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hahahaha..tis is so cooolll....
friggin funny 99% like wendy cheng

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Knew something was on. Lol.
She dropped your link off her blog, and now you're doing this.
^^
LOL.

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this is the earliest commenter ive been HEEE

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LOL to the "yay you're # commenter"

=P

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y da fuck wud there b animals harmed in making tht fucked up thing?

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Haha... this realli sound like wendy !! i think tat her blog is getting more and more provoking... and boring.. hehe good job kenny... keep it up :) n stay true to urself !!

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Ha ha, happy April Fool's Day to all of you out there!

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OMFG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT! XIAXUE gave me a BJ, cummed, http://xiaxue.chestertan.com/xiaxue/tits.gif> for pics logon to. www.suckballs.com to view vids : download

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FUCK ME OOOH AHH AAA FUCK FUCK FUCK r clit ahhh

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haha~ thats cool dude =)

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Yay! I'm number 20!!

IS there a patern or what?!

Nice blog generator. CB Ah Pek...

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Happy April Fool's Day.. have fun~

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haha hey that was funny

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I was at Orchard Road this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the RUDE ANG MOH into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

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godd one!

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nicely done. made up for the contrived nuffynang dingdongs post.

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whoohoo go go go kenny sia you da man, man! what a way to ridicule the epitome of all bimbobitches far and wide.

kenny rocks my socks anytime of the day!!!

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Kenny, did you and Wendy fight or something?

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I am just glad that the bashing has started. But, why only start now?

That pink blog is getting very pointless. Especially so with the Caucasian boyfriend and fake nose.

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haha... already expected your April Fools blog gotta got something to do with XiaXue's blog. this is short, simple and sweet!
haha... I wanted to post up a picture of my darling's breast for the April Fool, but think he might not appreciate it and slap me...

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I LOVE THIS!!! YOU ROCK KENNY!!!!!!

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Hahaha.. This is cool, Kenny... You really ROCK !!!

I thought Cheesie was kidding bout her birthday.. oops..

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So XX man!
And this make me realized why I love your blog.

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Hahaha..funny indeed..

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hahahaha, im laughing my head off

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-snicker-

Cheebye Fat people? Shouldn't it be fat person?+

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Haha... ur "comment" part very funny~

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cool thing.. =)

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lol....happy april fool

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bwahahaha...happy april fool's!

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LMAO! I'll remember to use this if I ever run out of ideas. Love the part when you try to put "no" for the extra bashing bit xD

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waaakakakaka ..

this is freaking hilarious

Kenny, you crushing your big balls against xiaxue ??

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haha hahaha

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Cant beat them let 'em!

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lol!

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:)

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LOL!!! ur Blog Rocks Keep up the good work!

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i quess you're getting irritated at those who drop comment for the sake of who-comment-first.
anyway, what's up with you and that wendy cheng huh?

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GENIUS!!!

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LAMEEE nice post though

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change back,will ya. it's stupid. i wanna get poked better.

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(-.-")
sweat!

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hmm. kenny got sick of the yay-im-first spammers, eh?

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love it !!

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Ha!Ha!Have a nice April Fool Day!

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hmm..
so XiaXue blogs liddis and still get Mega Hits..

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Okkiiieee...o_O

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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional

I think you mean unintentional. Yes I read disclaimers.

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hmm.. u are sarcastic enough reg the no. of commenter. good.. really sick of those countings!!!!

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Whoa, I love the commenter counts. Hahahaha

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You are good la, making a blog entry out of her. hahhaa..funny! I like!

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OMG, I'm 62!!!! I'm going to be so sexy...............

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yaya i know im 62

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u totally hit the jackpot of the pink blog. lol

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HAH!! tat was smart!!!!!!

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Joke huh ? :D

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hey kenny sia actually I saw u at Plaza Bukit Bintang this morning, u were walking away from MPH book store to some coffee shop outside the building. Saw u were wearing jogging outfit and sweaty wet. Whoa...and it was raining outside somemore u wanna jog around KL hehe..

With ppl in KL getting sick nowdays, i salute bravery

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lol. good one! kudos.

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woohoo!!! nice!!!!! :D

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OMG LOL KENNY!!!

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YAY my favourite position!!!!!!!FUCK you stole my position!

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I was in my room this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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hahah HILARIOUS! GOOD ONE KENNY!

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Hey Kenny, I hope that you appreciate your readers as you don't have much to say these day but they still write something in your blog to keep up the traffic. Kaching! ie more revenue for you. Woohu! I am #74.

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yay.. fuck kenny

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yay fuck kenny see wad happesn wen i dun hav a name? COOL FUCKED UP BUT COOL FUCKER" FUCK ON

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im a chibai chicken wif no name fuck me fuck me

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DONT PUT UR NAME NO NAME DONT PUT IT FUNNY LIKE HELL FUCK MAN

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ROFL!! REALLY XX sia!

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eh why no name edi wan everybody?HAHA

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walau eh damn cun!

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yay! 81!

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good la this cheebye post.cool!

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yaya 84th duh!

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Woohoo... 85th....

Lizards...

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This is GOOD

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huh??

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Wha..?

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88 LUcky 88! :) Happy April Fool's! Sad that this layout will be gone in a while

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LOL!!!!

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it's fun!!! =)

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I want to be the 100th...
can ah?

92?

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lol..i'm 93

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Hey Dude, awesome comment counter, creativity to the max...woo hoo, my first "I am number 94" comment on Kennysia.com

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That was awesome! You rock Biatch! And I can't wait for Xiaxue's response LOL. Be prepared to be Victim #5

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Classic!! This is awesome!!

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:)

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yay i am 98!

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long live kenny

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lol ...

new fake nose n the CHEEBYE language ?

SALUTE!!!! n Genius...
if able 2 put some camwhore picture generator, it will be super genius!!

triple thumbs up!

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I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the CHAO AH PEK into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!


YAY! special number got special prize or not?? haha

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Naeboo, your damn funny! LOL. Whats with the chao ah pek?

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I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

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Oh, wtf with the yay! I am number xxx? ^^ I like 102... Anyway, good immitation. Sounds like XiaXue

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bwak bwak bwakk!!!

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I'm 106!!

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yay yay yay!

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hahaha!!!

(1) what bloody good parody!
(2) good satire!
(3) great april fools joke on xiaxue! cant wait to see her reaction!
(4) cant believe some ppl actually tried on the blog generator!!! hahaha!
(5) the disclaimer was funny as hell.
(6) kenny u done it again.

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fuck xiaxue the bicth, all her picture heavy photoshoped

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kennysia you rawk!!! but seriously i think the disclaimer was wayyyy better than the actual generator...cute :D happi april fools...


ps in canada that's why i'm a day late :D

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wahaha! i like 111! love your disclaimer ;)

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Oahahahah, FUNNY!!!!

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113 my fav number!

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erryutiuj

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aww

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I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHAO AH PEK, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!
lol~

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And this is how easy it is for anyone to be a famous blogger like xx.


She's getting really pointless nowadays and this blog generator proves the point doesn't it?

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I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

haha. first time commenting and im the 117th to comment =(

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haha gd on u.. since so many ppl like to rush to be the 1st few commenters... hence your scripting for the "Yay! I am number XXX!!!" is a smart move! :p

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Hahha....xiaxue is so gonna get a kick outta this

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YESSSS!!!! YOU ARE THE 121th COMMENTER!!!!

hahahhaha. =P and the button says "OMG!!! YOU ARE THE 121TH COMMENTER!!!!"

think this is supposed to mock those idiots who constantly comment about what comment number they are. =O

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anywayyy, tried out the blog generator. it's pretty cool!

I was in my room this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the RUDE ANG MOH, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

... and OMG!!! I AM THE 122TH COMMENTER! -.-

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I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the CHAO AH PEK further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that CHAO AH PEK, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

haha, this is so cool!

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Yay! I am number 124!!1

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haha. cute commenter thingy. it was so cool. i mean the generator

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Yay I'm number 127!
Almost 126. Damn

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Damn....my eyes must have played some tricks on me. I was 126!
Now I'm 127. Darn Wendy Cheng. Damn bloody hate that surname.

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I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

hmm..i like this illogical combination..kakaka....

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the whole yay thing is plain dumb weeeyh! :]

I"M OH SO STAR BLOOGER ISH .lOL :)

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I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

Wahahahaha this is even funnier!!!!!

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I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

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I love your blog entries, they make me lmao.

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Dear Kenny

I've been a reader of your blog for about a two years but have never left
any comments. I find your blog entries very entertaining and interesting.
I'm writing actually to ask you for some advice abt Perth.

I and my husband are thinking of migrating to Austr. and we think Perth
could be a good place to settle down due to its proximity to M'sia and
the nice weather. From your blog, I know that you settled in Perth for
your secondary schooling. Could you advise which area in Perth is a good
location to settle in? A place that is affordable in terms of housing,
has good school for children, and good food?

I would really appreciate your help. Thanks a lot!

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I was in my room this morning, partying, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING RUDE ANG MOH!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!


haahahahaha. this is hilarious! :D

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eh kenny, tell me ah, what's with you bloggers and being so irritated by fat people? do you think it's even funny to diss a fat person? you make being fat a crime. you're no thin yourself you fucktard.

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Thats so good and funny.

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I was in my room this morning, partying, when my RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront my RUDE ANG MOH further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly as always. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To my RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with my RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is my RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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Cool blog generator!

If you haven't noticed, i was trying to contemplate drawing a resemblance between xx and her ang mo bf with the above. =P

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Gosh.. lidat also can o?!

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hahaha.. kenny u are funny!
yeah, it's obviously plain to see that those are xiaxue's peeves & usual things that she blogs about. :)

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NO. 140! can we go any more higher?

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Lol!! love ur blog generator.. it's so typical xx.. about time someone bashed her ;)

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WTF?!?! Like that also OMG ar?

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED SIA.. U AND XIAXUE FIGHT ISSIT??

COME ON SPILL! AND U KNOW WHAT, IF THERE IS A FIGHT GOING ON, YOU'LL WIN FOR SURE!!!! YOU'RE THE MAN BRUDER!

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I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

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u went to THe Curve??
u should try the peddington pancake there... yummyyyyyyy....^^

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LOL!! Loved the nose and the disclaimer part.

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yiu, tattoo can simply choose 1 mehh PUIX!

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Hi, hope you don't mind me linking you to my blog. I love your site!

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I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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Thanks kenny for the link to Wendy blog site. And i finally realize why u put so much fuck, fuck, and more fuck in the blog generator becoz all her blog is full of unnecessary "FUCK"

She thinks she if so great after blogging for 4 years. And i think that the blog entry from her comment about teeny booper photo is actually pointing back finger on herself. At least those girls out there are still teenagers and acting cute...

WEndy ??? Juz 1 sick old bitch with thick make-up and acting cute..

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Whatever position I'm in...
That's damn educational, man... should do it more often...

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haha, that's funny...

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now that's a killer.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d9tsC9UU20&mode=related&search=
check this out.. :)

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awesome post lah! you have captured the essence of that xia xue bitch lor

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yo kenny~ gogogo~~~~

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i wanna be the 160th okay. let me wait

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hmmm.... i thought kenny n xiaxue are good friends? but then again xiaxue and mia are enemies... hmm...complicated...

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Freaking Awesome.

How sad is it that you just defined 95% of all XX's posts, and yet, she is so popular. There is no accounting for taste these days.

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Sorry angelyn

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=) nice one. tastefully done.

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This is so darn hilarious! It's sooooo Xiaxue's style!! Good job!! :D

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haha. still cant believe i got number 1. :p

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:D YOU DA MAN!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL!!!!!

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I was at the taxi stand this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.

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OMG I did it as a joke and I actually came up with an entry thats 90% the same as one wendy wrote a few months back. Scary.

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If a person can be famous spreading intelectual rubbish online, get sponsored and even make it a JOB to spread GOSSIP, it's Kenny...

Typed that out, seriously...... that was too true.

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support support...

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eat that XX, good job kenny. we got ur back.

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hey kenny,
check out the event (our co's card launch which you were invited)on my blog, which you could not make it.. wished you were there.. it was very sucessful and lots of vip guest artist, Adeline was stunning that day as well.. u missed it!..

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I smell some fire la, ahahhaahha!!
Anyway, fXck those bimbo-ic blogs!!

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I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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Sounds just like XX... Good one! :P

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HAHA.. this is so funny.. u da man Kenny :P

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lol watching ur blog became a must when i.m surfing

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Creative one! :)

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That's hillarious :P Really sounds like XiaXue.

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wanna update? like,,, now?

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kenny come back....withdrawal symptoms...your last post left me dying for more...:P

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180th! Cause it's FUN! :)

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I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

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I was at the taxi stand this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the CHAO AH PEK, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

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WHoopeedddooooo

number 183.
need to go celebrate.

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OMG, that is hilarious. No prizes for guessing where the help for the inputs came from eh? It reeks of xiaxue -rolls eyes-

In any case, I doubt people will be laughing if I were to blog about some random lizard or ah pek jumping out from my closet.

Nice try kenny, but maybe you should have collaborated with someone else?

Xiaxue's "OMFG FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK EVERYTHING" kind of writing DOES NOT impress Dr.Marrion.

If anything, it just emphasizes how limited she is with her vocabulary.

Nonetheless, some good crapping material. Perfect for a let's-diss-xiaxue day.

:D


PS: OMG!!!! I AM THE 184TH COMMENTER!


*runs around in mock shock*

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kao ! kenny damn funny leh where you find that kinda generator mail me if you free =)

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i like commentor number 135. super lame. and the idiot who tried to correct you saying "shudnt it b Unitentional, not intentional? i Do read disclaimers u know". haha first he didn't get the sarcasm, second, he makes himself sound like such a loser "i read disclaimers!" yahoo!

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LOL!!!

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so fun!!! hahhaaha

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Really sounds like XX!!!

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LOLLLLLL WTF

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did u and xx have a tiff? she removed you frm her links

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WAHAHAHAHA! This is SO funny! How did you come up with it la!? HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Go http://xfile007.blogspot.com/2007/03/joo-nee-with-her-dance-studio-in.html to take a look at Kenny's Sia Spare tire!

Hahaha....

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LOL. =D

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Nice.. this title inspires me to do something like tat hahaha

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Kenny, did you fight with XiaXue?

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yeah did you and XX fight? she's off you in the blog links.

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come on! i love the way BOTH you and wendy blog. Don't fight! at least give us a clue about the problem.

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Lame, but I like it. Lol.

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I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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I was in my room this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that CHEEBYE BANGLA, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

.... this is the only blog that i can go...... cos its domain isnt blogspot.... china ban TT poor singaporean gal in china...

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LOL, FUNNYYYY!

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wah, really work one woh!!!!!!

I was at Ritz-Carlton this morning, queuing up to take pictures for my blog entries, when a RUDE big shot from MAVCAP come by and singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: "Don't stand there if you are not taking photographs." And walked off. Arrogantly. Full of anger. Full of air.!!!!!!!!!
I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the f6cker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO be ruder!!!! I was going to confront the RUDE big shot from MAVCAP further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new camera, deforming it permanently and leaving me workless. :( So I held my cool and completed my shots. Then, went up to him, look him sternly in the eyes and told him I wanted to talk to him later about his big fuss. From his arrogant response, I had to cut him short and told him in the face: "Can you be ruder? Obviously, you are not a Malaysian." I made sure he shut the f6ck up. SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING RUDE big shot from MAVCAP!
I am so f6cking irritated with that RUDE big shot from MAVCAP! So what if he is a RUDE RUDE big shot from MAVCAP? Doesn't mean he can just singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: "Don't stand there if you are not taking photographs." and walked off, arrogantly, full of anger, full of air like that. If every single RUDE big shot from MAVCAP come and singled me out among other photographers, tapped my shoulder and said: "Don't stand there if you are not taking photographs." and walked off, arrogantly, full of anger, full of air, I still need to live meh?!!

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I was at the taxi stand this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! I was going to confront the UGLY FAT PEOPLE further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the UGLY FAT PEOPLE, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn't mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

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hahha.
this is damn funny!
thanks KENNY!!!!

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XIAXUE SUXS! KENNY RULES!

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Haha...

I was in my room this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and STEAL MY TAXI!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO STEAL MY TAXI!!!! I was going to confront the UGLY FAT PEOPLE further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! To that UGLY FAT PEOPLE, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn't mean he can just STEAL MY TAXI like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and STEAL MY TAXI, I still need to live meh?!!


Nice huh?

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I was in my room this morning, partying, when the FUCKING KENNYSIA come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the FUCKING KENNYSIA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING KENNYSIA into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING KENNYSIA! So what if he is KENNYSIA? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single man behave like KENNYSIA come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

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WOW. nicey.

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This is from www.kennysia.com..it's from a post called: "XX Blog Generator"..=P

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