Some stupid things that annoy me.
Women and Bathroom Scales
What is it with women and bathroom scales?
I swear to you women are drawn to weighing scales like fat kids to hamburgers. If you ever had a female guest to your house and your scale happen to be somewhere within her vicinity, unless she's some prim and proper royalty, 9 times out of 10 she'll be checking her weight on those scales.
Even if you put two weighing scales side-by-side, she'd still weigh herself on BOTH machines.
I once confronted a friend of mine who used my bathroom scales everytime she comes to my place because I'm pretty sure she had one herself.
Kenny: "Hey I thought you have a your own weighing scale at home?"
Her: "Yea, but I wanted to check if my scale at home are correct mah."
Why do people hit the "C" button multiple times when they use a calculator?
I've never seen anyone pressing "C" JUST ONCE and then use the calculator. They always have to tap the "C" button repeatedly like they got a friggin' vengeance with the goddamn "C" button and clear all the memory from the calcultor since the Jurassic Ages.
For God's sakes, it's a CALCULATOR, not Nintendo dammit. What do they think they're doing? Playing Street Fighter? Do they think by tapping the "C" button fast enough they're gonna make Chun Li's leg turn into lightning?
Why is it called "training bras"?
Seriously, what sort of elusive special skills does a pair of boobs need to have in order to wear a proper bra?
And speaking of which, how exactly do you train your boobs to wear a bra? Hire a coach? Send them for tuition? Give them a pep talk like in the movie Braveheart?
"They can take away our bras, but they can never take away... OUR BOOBIES!!!"