While in Perth, I discovered some pretty funky new tunes playing on Australian airwaves never heard before on Malaysian radio.
One of them is The Black Eyed Peas' crude but catchy little tune called "My Humps". With creative lyrics like "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps. In the back and in the front", I doubt it'll ever make it past the Malaysian censors, unfortunately.
It's a nice song. But I still don't understand how anyone would actually go through all the trouble writing a bloody song dedicated to their tits and ass.
Another song I THOUGHT will never make it past the Malaysian censors is Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walking", a track off the Dukes of Hazzard's OST.
I don't know about you, but the first time I heard that song, I thought Jessica Simpson was singing "These BOOBS Are Made For Walking"
Wah, so power! I know her boobs are fake lah, but I sure as hell didn't know they're MADE FOR WALKING!
Sorry Jessica Simpson. Your boots are the last thing on my mind.