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Tuesday, 25 October 2005

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These Boots Are Made For Walking

While in Perth, I discovered some pretty funky new tunes playing on Australian airwaves never heard before on Malaysian radio.

The guy on the right looks strangely like a younger version of Peter Tan.

One of them is The Black Eyed Peas' crude but catchy little tune called "My Humps". With creative lyrics like "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps. In the back and in the front", I doubt it'll ever make it past the Malaysian censors, unfortunately.

It's a nice song. But I still don't understand how anyone would actually go through all the trouble writing a bloody song dedicated to their tits and ass.

Another song I THOUGHT will never make it past the Malaysian censors is Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walking", a track off the Dukes of Hazzard's OST.

I don't know about you, but the first time I heard that song, I thought Jessica Simpson was singing "These BOOBS Are Made For Walking"

Wah, so power! I know her boobs are fake lah, but I sure as hell didn't know they're MADE FOR WALKING!




Sorry Jessica Simpson. Your boots are the last thing on my mind.

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These Boots Are Made For Walking..
this song had been on the MTV and radio for quite some time..

well, she is hot!

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actually both songs have been playing on the radio for quite sometime. u made a lil mistake in this.

i personally find BEP new song, obscene and what a drastic drop in their taste of music!

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hahahahaahahaha jessica looks like a tranvestite in that photo.. i hate her she's dumb... her initials Double D

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eh you so outdated. those songs have been on the radio and on TV for quite some time.

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That last picture may be funny, but it's very degrading to women.

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The BEP song have been playing for long time now, dood! Where you been? Hehe.

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Wow haha... Kenny.. Great programming skills. Maybe next time try programming something like Hulk Coconuts.. jk.

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nice walkin boobs!!

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Kenny, you should seriously start listening to the radio and watch mtv more often. I hate anything that they play on radio and don't watch MTV and EVEN I know that it's already played here. Heehehe

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Kenny probably hasn't heard the song because he's been busy travelling to bring you such great posts as the one where he almost humped and humped and humped in Shanghai for your exclusive entertainment. So we'll give him a break on this, OK? After all, imagine the diseases he could have contracted! He could have come back with a Shanghainese accent, for Mao's sake!

In the interests of keeping things equal, maybe Kenny should make his next two posts involve pictures of gut-bucket men in swim trunks and animated walking nut-sacks (preferably his own, we demand to see The Coconuts), so we can accuse Kenny of being degrading to men for a change.

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That picture of Jessica Simpson's boobs walking just totally cracked me up!

Anonymous at 11.17am: I'm a woman (last time I checked) and I didn't find the picture degrading at all.

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I heard both songs over radio and seen them on Astro as well. You must have missed them, or rarely turn on the radio/tv. :D

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Surprised you haven't heard of the Black Eyed Peas before. They've been around for years.

I haven't heard Jessica's version of 'These boots are made for walking' yet. I remember the Nancy Sinatra version though. (I'm old).

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Haha .. MCHKNN ... funny shit

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if her boobs are made for walking, what about her legs???!!!

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if her boobs are made for walking, what about her legs???!!!

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if her boobs are made for walking, what about her legs???!!!

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err...sorry for that. my keyboard rosak sikit. sorry sorry, so embarrassed...

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i agree with you on that My Humps... however, not only did this song played on the radio, it's oso in channel V or MTV ...i just watched it yesteday nite when i couldn't sleep...sexy video clip !

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Nowadays, if the songs aren't labeled love song, they are labeled as crazy weird pop.

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Kenny!! U did it again.. hahahahha...Yeah.. My humps is a nice song.. HAHHA.. Msia dun hav meh?? Or u never update? Anyway, the Jessica Simpson tits walking pic really crack me up.. hahaha...

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looks more like running to me

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hahaha, nice post lah... :) i guess you are having a good time... :)

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Ha, ha, ha... :D Boobs made for walking. That's very funny!

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Jessica Simpson is guilty of ruining a classic! :P

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tis is real corny lah...
haha

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lol!

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Some songs do slip past the censors because they don't properly understand what the hell is being sung about.

This one will probably get canned tho.

Right now I'm loving the gold digger song tho.

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money

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haha! most of black eyed peas' songs have no sense of meaning whatsoever. it's mainly just fun with words. and My Humps has been on radio for quite sometime now. Not sure about your side of Malaysia though...

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MuaHAHahahhAHahhaaaa....damn chat funny man...u should write more funny blogs man...A BIG TWO BOOBS ooppsss i mean THUMBS for u man! *SALUTE*

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"this boots are made for walking" is aired over Malaysian radio, ya ... i think if it shd be censored, it shd be bcoz she ruined it, not bcoz of the boobs thing!!! most of the time, she just sound like she is breathing into the mic. Damn, she totally suck at her version of "angels" now she had to ruin a classic!!! urgh!!

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wah, your photoshop super keng ah. coooL!!!

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nice photoshop skillS! haha.. but both songs have received quite alot of airplay in msia..on radio.. and even on tv.. this boots are made for walking's music video has jessica in a tiny little bikini.. u probably just missed them :)

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you should listen to the Malaysian radio sometime.

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I should be offended because you are such a sexist but HAHAHA ... those jogging boobs are SO FUNNY. You are one clever critter, aren't you? Because you are SO Clever, I am linking you to my blog... errr, you're welcome.

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Oldie but a goldie. Think I first heard that song (Boots are made for walking), from Full Metal Jacket. Another thing I doubt would have made its way past them censors.

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Er..Kenny... Both songs play frequently in Malaysia...only the censors make the song sound irritating instead of catchy...both of them

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Kenny,

I'd like to introduce you to a song called Ass n' Titties by DJ Assault.

Now, that's a song that will never get pass Malaysian censors.

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Haha I love the last picture.
I find that some singers mumble their lyrics.

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Kenny - I saw (and heard) that song These Boots Are Made For Walking in KL, so THAT made it past the censors.

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hey kenny, my cousin [www.milvoon.blogspot.com] once told me that the girly frm black eye peas is the lead singer from Wild Orchid! hiak! amazing wiht her 72 change!

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im feeling the pain for her right now. like ouch?

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the coolest thing about aussie radio has got to be the way they inform motorists of potential speedtraps.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA...the last pic is GOLD!

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA...the last pic is GOLD!

(my first ever comment here)

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How do u know her boobs r fake? Do u know how to judge by a pic if the breasts r real/fake?

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My Humps is a pretty old song already! But the walking boobs are so cool. Wahaha!

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i ve seen jessica simpson and her hubby reality tv show.. the newly wed.. OMG, she is such a dumb blonde. =)

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MJ: Apparently if boobs have a space between them, they're fake. Real boobs, supposedly, lie directly next to each other with no gap in between. This is hearsay, I don't know true or not.

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LOL - that animation was funny. I'll never be able to look at Jess Simpson without thinking about that again!!! lol.

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http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

guess u could check out this website and see what fake boobs look like :)

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Saw Jessica Simpson's video on MTV before...

It's such a fitting song for her -> Bimbotic! ;P

I don't think she's hot anyway, typical blond looks, nothing classy or unique. And I can't stand airheads who can't sing to save their lives! >.Saw Jessica Simpson's video on MTV before...

It's such a fitting song for her -> Bimbotic! ;P

I don't think she's hot anyway, typical blond looks, nothing classy or unique. And I can't stand airheads who can't sing to save their lives! >.

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the coolest thing about aussie radio has got to be the way they inform motorists of potential speedtraps.

Posted by: virgin_undergrad at October 25, 2005 11:03 PM

The difference with Malaysian traffic police is that... here, they WANT to catch you and "saman" you (you know what I mean ;P), whereas the purpose of warnings to the Aussie public about speed traps is to try to prevent them from actually happening and lower the possibility of accidents...

Talk about difference in mentality mannnn...

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O.M.G

my eyes are traumatised by u,
my ears by ting...

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lol! i can never look at jessica the same way again!

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lol! i can never look at jessica the same way again!

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I initially thought that it was "BOOBS" too! Anyway that photo was hilarious!

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"The guy on the right looks strangely like a younger version of Peter Tan."

I wish.... Love their songs.

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you're a funny ass!!!

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bwahaha omg so hilarious~!

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Gotta love government censorship

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mi gosh, i think the radio here has nothing much to play coz in the 8 hours of work i can hear My Humps 3 times and "Don't you wish ur gf was hot like me" 4 times and Ben Lee's song , and SHannon Noll's SHINE played over and over.. EvERYDAY@!!!..ARGH!!

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omg i saved the jess simpson boobs thang and added it 2 my emtions! LOL

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fuk im bored fukin hell im soooooooooooo mofo'in bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comon sum1 get fuk in this gay place of a world!

hehe lol (:

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Hi I hate Jessica Simpson she is so stupid!! I really really LOATHE her for destroying 'Angel's by Robbie Williams - I love that song but shes hacked it apart with a particularly blunt knife! Why on earth did Robbiegive her the rights to cover that song?!!!

I really hate that Pussycat Dolls song Dont Cha. It is just so awful. And it plays over and over and over and over ...

The BEP song ... well I have to admit it is catchy but I agree that it is crude ... I couldnt help but cringe when I heard it! Where on earth do they come up with such crap lyrics??!!!

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Hola, bueno soy una chica Española asi que no entiendo la mitad de lo que dicen en esta pagina. Solo quiero decir que me gusta Jessica Simpson aunque aqui en España no se ve nunca.

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Hah hah... very interesting boobs..I want some

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hola como estais todos

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hey jessica's boots song is a remake of an old song la :)

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I WANNA STICK MY TOUNGE IN HER PUSSY AND UP HER ASS!

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HAHAHAHAHAH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO LAUGH YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

SO JAHAT MEAN BUT FUNNY!!!

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that pic is hell funny lol some more stuff on thats funny and so not degrading if you got some and ur showing it then ur bound to get shit for it so grls if yah got it like me (C CUP) then dont show it off if you dont wanna get shit dont wear a mini skirt if you dont want to be classified a skank!!!!! love yah jessica ps.that is some funny shiet man

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these boobs r meant 4 sucking. thats jus wud they do. some of these days her boobs are gonna go all over u..

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tits r made for running

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tits r made for running

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Those Boobs are made for wanking!

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those boobs are real lah ! just look at those assets bounce all over the place in duke hazzars !
The only reason to watch the movie is her boobs ..
so be reasonable man !
woo hoo !

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well...my humps by bep has been famous here in malaysia. fortunately, it wsn't cencored or what..malaysians are just so lame..agree?

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you are soo mean!!

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her boobs look disgustingly mutated... but she's hot

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char kuey teow!! mai hum, mai hum mai hum mai hum..

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Does anybody even really care what Jessica Simpson does anymore? I heard she has a TV show...I was excited about that as I was when I heard I had a cavity.

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