Darth Towel Holder

(Spotted at one of the shops in Hock Lee Centre.)

My name is Anakin Skywalker.
Son of my murdered mother, Shmi Skywalker.
Husband of my wife I executed, Queen Padme Amidala.
Father of Luke and Leia Skywalker.
Faithful servant to the great Sith Lord Darth Sidious, Emperor Palpatine.
Once I was the most feared man in the Galactic Empire.
I ruled the Imperial Army with an iron fist.
I was an evil and ruthless war criminal.
A mass murderer.

Now, I’m nothing more than a towel holder.
🙁


I woke up today, shocked and horrified, to find my name not in the list of Cleo’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. Hehe.

51 Replies to “Darth Towel Holder”

  1. Don’t underestimate towels. According to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, a towel is the most useful thing in the universe. So Darth Vader is being smart here. =)

  2. BASTARD SHOPKEEPERS FOR INSULTING ONE OF THE GREATEST HEROES EVER LIVED… AND YOU SUCK TOO KENNY FOR DELIGHTING IN HIS HUMILIATION!!!

  3. Since I had already commented that Laksa is Bachelor No 51…
    then I will have to comment here that you’re Bachelor No 52…hehehe 😉
    Cheerio, Kenny!

  4. Elaine acknowledged.
    “Wanna go get high?” 🙂
    Watch Southpark episode ‘Towelie’, and you’ll understand.
    O hail Southpark!

  5. [emo]NOOOOO!!!1 How dare they treat the greatest Sith Lord like that!!!![/emo]
    Funny stuff as always, man. ^___^

  6. Interesting how they made him look all sinuous and shapely. In the movies, he was never all that impressive. Too much bulk and not enough cardio, y’know? He really needed a more balanced workout program. Maybe some yoga to help his flexibility.
    Ah, but who needs flexibility when you can just use the Force to throw a landspeeder at someone?

  7. Okay. i was most certainly shocked and horrified when i read (by mistake) that you were listed in Cleo’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. First of all, Wow. Second of all, OHMYGOSH, YOU’RE FAMOUS, HOW COME I NEVER REALISED? And lastly, yeah, how come you have CLEO?

  8. hahahahahahahaha….this really made me laugh after a long dayyy. Sometimes, simple things make me laugh or maybe it’s just that I had a tough day…^&%$#

  9. Aww! That’s adorable! Congrats on being Cleo’s 50 most eligible bachelors. You’ll be getting my vote!…if it’s possible to vote from outside m’sia…

  10. lol…kenny..i’ve seen that hilarious scene when i was back in kch in Feb 06…now i’ve still got that in my camera!

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