Taking a break from my Hong Kong adventures to quickly update on my weekend.
So last evening I was invited to Rachael’s 17th birthday party.
Yes, that’s right. A 17th birthday party.
How am I supposed to interact with a bunch of kids 7 years younger than me. When you got a 24-year-old doing attending a birthday party of a 17-year-old anime character lookalike, lots of things can go wrong.
Like how no alcohol is at the party. Like how out-of-place you feel in front of all the other Form 5 kids. Like how well-behaved you have to be in front of her parents.
Rachael’s party had a very old-school feel to it.
For a start, I didn’t even know where her place is.
The only clue she gave me was this.
Lousy! No road names, no postal address, how to find liddat?
Lucky I’m smart. And smart people figure stuff out easily. 😉
Despite the 7 year age gap, I actually had fun.
I’ve known Rachael for a while now but only through the internet, so I didn’t quite know what to expect at her party.
I most certainly didn’t expect to meet Sharon, who’s one of the finalists at the recent Miss Sarawak World “Pigeon”.
Damn. I feel like a dwarf standing next to Snow White.
This is wrong. I’m surrounded by a bunch of gorgeous girls taller than me and I’ve never felt sadder.
This is Rachael holding onto the birthday present I gave her.
In Malaysia, just because you’re the fairer sex doesn’t mean you’re exempted from National Service. Rachael is one of the lucky ones being drafted to the army camp to serve Mother Malaysia, so I thought what better present to give her than…
… a high quality plastic M16 submachine gun made from China. Hehe.
Must give them young ones a head start, ya know?
Of course, no birthday parties are complete without a playing prank on the birthday girl. Here she thought I was taking her photo when in fact I was shooting her a video.
Click to watch video of Rachael being fooled into believing she’s posing for FHM. And me singing a half-arsed version of the song “Happy Birthday”
Happy 17th Rachael!
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hello. nice blog.
I’m da 1st? hmm.. u are bad.. tricking a 17 years old girl into believing u.. i bet she expect better gifts from you.. haha.. funny though..
she looks pretty unimpressed with that gift dude. uh oh.
wakakaka… what a gift, u really got good idea gave her the M16 for coming national service. Aiyah… her posing not natural la, cannot be FHM model la. Kenny, dun worry that u shorter than all those chicks… I’m use to it too… kekeke
erm haha? that present was indeed rather funny..tho..erm kinda..sad? she kinda looks as if she was hoping for a pash from you lolz!
kenny u r so mean….but funny.
hahaha.. Kenny, Ya, i would feel the same when i stand infront of reALLy tall and pretty girls. haha.. to make things worse if there was a really cute tall guy beside.. Hahha..Hopefully, we will never face that situation.
da video isn’t dat funny until da last part, when da little girl uses da M16.
hahaha.
hilarious mannn…!
she…looks…pretty…cute…they…all…do….
*let down* Noooooooooooooooooo kenny… why why why… this entry…………. /sigh
nooooooooooooo kenny noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…………….Liying + Sharon tay chi chi together in the same post !!! OMFG
Yr gift is not an M-16. It is an AK-47. But still made in China, yes?
yah…she looks pretty but her image is spoilt after listening to how she speaks…
Amazing that you actually went to a 17 year old girl’s celebrating with a bunch of young guys. The gals look good too bad the main character has a bitchy mouth and character which spoils her image and inner beauty. Not sure if u actually gave her the M16 but i bet it would be the most unexpected gift from you, Kenny. Awesome idea….
that is one sexy gun. mMm. ;]
chi chi…buy? snow white?…open ur eyes…
Oh no, Kenny…..this blog no good!!!!! no good!!! something about her…….no good!!!
Loooove the eloquance of the comments. Too bad I can’t see what the ‘bitchyness’ is about since I only speak and write English. Better I master one language than mangle 3 eh?
Digging the prank gift 8-p I’ve been given and have given a few myself…
omg =_=” guess it’s betta if she dun talk >.
OMG,.. tis is one lousy blog,…
Kennyyyy,… why mix this lousy thing with your wonderful creation,…..
Especially the video,… what a ,… yucks!!!!!
Wow! hot chicks huh?
Hmmm hawtt…
Sounds fun. 🙂
if you were the only 24 year old guest there….then it would have been awkward!! at least for me….
AK-47’s have the banana clips. M16’s are different!
Don’t talk a shit if you don’t really know the person. Who do you think you are to insult people here?
Just keep your kepo-ness and take good care of yourself before comment on people.
that pic u took… u should have taken from a lower angle. can see the girl in the background kangkang and run light. or maybe u did get her run light pics but keep it for ur self :p
:'( You didn’t come to my 18th birthday party.
Will you come to my 19th birthday party?
You wouldn’t be the oldest for sure. My boy’s 27 next year. 🙂
come to my birthday party kenny! xD
hey… i want kenny at my party too!
then again some of the guys in that pic are around 22, 23 so u shouldnt feel that old. 😀
She looks beautiful in pictures. I saw her in hottestblogger before though. I thought she was really sweet and cute. But when you started filming the video and she starts speaking, I can see a drastic change in her haha. From a very sweet girl into a I don’t know, some very loud ah lian type of girl. Kenny, this is a nice post haha. I think Rachael must be pretty disappointed with the present you gave her. She must be expecting more from her expression. By the way, you are invited to my bday too. Okay? Hahaaa.
Thats not a M-16 you gave her, it’s a Ak-47….
just so you know : )
haha she was like what the…
woah leng lui! happy birthday and all the best!
that sharon girl looks better than her ms swk pic. hah what lousy photographer they used lar. diuuu
btw cowboy’s template changed like, 3-5times the last 4wks. then the idiot settled on a nice newspaper looking one that i picked for him but then found out that mr miyagi also juz changed to the SAME EXACT TEMPLATE!
AHAHAHAHAHA now this one is also nice ler. looks more like his style. crazy and colourful and gay.
u so daring to post the map, it is so obvious she stay some where **** **** road, i bet is not far down from the “sand mountain” on the direction down to kuching.
Wakakaa… good idea to give her that toy gun. But then hor…. you are so dem cheapskates la!!!
i think she would have expected a teddy bear or something or that kind…not a gun… girls at 17 dont appreciate humour of this sort…they like mushy mushy gifts…..” a gun??i can’t cuddle a gun to sleep?”
😛
where are the 17 yr old boys at the parteee!!
KENNY! u didnt leave any for me!! blardee hell.
u know i’ve been a cradle snatcher lately and u deny me of them.
and dude, i can have fantasies of u being my ah beng boyfriend now tat i’ve heard u speak mandarin.
What a small world, spotted my friends in ur first pic…or i should say, what a small kuching…^.^
and btw, not bad kenny.
i thought you can only write and speak english.
omg..she’s funny…
i thought it was a hilarious entry with the video. enjoyed.
Tsk tsk. People.. stop being a nuisance. Are you guys gonna go on scrutinising every single someone highlighted in this blog. Give them a break. Give Kenny a break.
Please don’t put up any expectations for him on blogging. It’s his blog let him blog what he pleases. And anyhow if you are in the mood for such uncouth remarks go leave them at some other blog sites that welcome such. I believe most people here enjoy what Kenny writes and are not constantly in the search of beautiful, famous people that he happen to cross path with.
Although there are famous people that he meet la.. Aiya.. just give us all a break please.. Kenny >> Thanks for making my day often with your funny posts..
omg… can’t believe you gave her a gift like that. so mean… yet so funny!
I don’t care who she’s offended or what she’s done in the past. Whatever happened between you and her is none of my business. What I don’t appreciate is you using my website as a platform to launch personal attacks against her. That, I cannot tolerate and I will continue to delete any comments that attempts to do so.
You got something against her, fine, you go deal with her directly. Don’t drag me into this.
i guess kenny is not someone to invite when there is no alcohol 😀
i know that guy and lady.
yin n kheng. lol!
I think though the birthday girl was loud, she was just covering her embarassment. It’s just a blog entry of Kenny’s life. Please don’t say that the girl is uncouth. I think many of us have friends like her. They are just being more spontaneous and outgoing. Nothing wrong with that. 🙂
you’re a peadophile kenny
Ya,..i agree with u (hoho) *smile*
Haha. So strange. I posted only 1 time. Maybe I pressed “post” twice. The one above my entry, with the name wayne, it’s me Hoho. But I didn’t put Wayne as my name. My school computer is very strange. 😀 Anyway, I am a girl. Posting for the first time in Kenny’s blog. 😀
I am such a goon-du. I thought my school computer got problem. I actually thought the “posted by” comes before the comments. I think I am addicted to posting a comment. 😀
yr malaysia chinese ancent is strong yea.
ahaha. nice entry. wat a nice present u got for her. =P
As I’m not a full time reader of this blog, I’m quite blur now. I thought you was at Hong Kong, lol. Anyway, nice trick. One will be easily fooled by a camera, haha. By the way, I guess the little girl like the present more than Rachael. xD
a gun for her to shoot you !
you’re such a clever dude !
I’ll eb she’ll always remember that favourite pistol of yours . .
Terrorist: Enemy Spotted!!!
Counter: Hold your fire!! i Surrend~~~
Ta Ta Ta Ta TA
Terrorist : Enemy down^^
That girl really love to posing for FHM look~~
inner heart
oh my goodness kenny you’re laughing so hard about the NS part. Haha.
congrats on being featured in this month’s female mag.
:]
Thats AK-47 not M16 lah dai lou!!! the birthday girl looks pretty and… kenny u’r short…
LOL ahhaha gr8 present!! XD
Really 17 only? But so big already.
wah…i know that gal…the boyfren very old one…studying in swinburne…Datuk K.
Wah. U sure bo? Boyfriend very old?
ya, she know him since she 13 or 14, his initial is K. go see her blog urself la, lazy bum, don expect every1 2 tell u everything n its none of ur bizness, hes the 1 wearing glasses
Doesn’t that just reminds you of your younger days… classic
heheheh … nice pressie 😉
i think the guy wearing blue shirt on the 2nd left wf a spec on is micheal…
Woah… I didn’t know Malaysian girls had to go for NS too. I certainly feel much better about going for my NS now. LOL.
The little girl (who will ultimately get the gun) is really looks happy playing with it. Can’t say the same for Rachael though. BTW, a lot of boys will now be looking forward to the NS hoping to meet up with her. You are doing the nation a service 😉
oi Kenny! that’s not an M16 nor is it a submachine gun you fool! it’s an AK-47 assault rifle! whatlar…wakaka
OMG…i thought its not tat bad as how my fren said…but then.. gosh.. i’m about to faint after reading all of this..n mostly..da video. Its kinda…u knw..
her might be offended to hear tat hes old..he’s just six yr older than her…. guess he’s going to his graduation night on da 10th.. But..i agree tat he’s short…n kinda..ah beng.
Kenny!
Her birthday present from you damn chun wei! =P
Rachael’s pretty. She doesnt look like 17 though. I like the last part of the video, the little girl was so cute. =D
lolz.. why you trick her?? so bad la u.. i pity her.. haha.. i like that small act by that little girl.. who is she? Rachael’s cousin? she’s so cute.. a good “finale” to your clip. lol!
p.s: no offence ok but you r not good in singing u know that? maybe that is why i dont see you auditioning for Malaysian Idol, IIAM or AF. haha..
oops.. OIAM not IIAM. sorry..
haiyoh, kenny kenny….
you very the cheaponana leh….
hahaha, wont invite you to my bday party if you’re so cheaponana hor!
LOL.
my birthday must invite you also lah.
then you can get me toy m16 which I can show off to my future ns friends later.
Aiyoh…why u so like that lerr..Taking her video so secretly.Poor pretty bday girl, hehe.
I agreed with ahboi…she is a “lian” type!
just a friendly reminder..
seriously i think you all should think twice before commenting.coz i can see most of the comment is kinda like hate-comment..if u really know her personally then i don’t think u have any problem with her rite..she’s nice..and pls stop writing bad about her..respect people and especially the blog’s owner..
I dun think she is Lian at all. NO qualities of a Lian. he he
Hey for those saying she’s uncouth and all, I think you’re wrong! She seems like a nice girl enough! She was a bit rough nearing the ends, but I think it was for show… and please lar, u think all girls so nice and demure issit? I find THAT (act) rather mild enough.
However, I especially liked the last part where it went:
T: Put ur hands in the air
CT: No, wait lemme expl..
*RATATATATAATA*
Voice over: Terrorists Win.
GG MAN!
hahaa i finally hear rachel speak! and she IS as outspoken as she is when she writes 😉 and goodness it’s nice to be the cameraman ey kenny? hahaha!
and u know, when she posed it looked reallly seductive – u get me dont u kenny? hahahaa! u better be careful, she’s taken already! hahahaa and the gun was sooo cute – it’d be funny if she shot ur ‘family jewels’ for getting her that 😉
for us non-chinese speaking, how do we understand what shes saying in the video?
rach’s bf is like ah beng, of cos rach also a bit ah lian la. from the way she speaks, she’s kinda rough. no, i don’t hate her, but she kinda gave me a bad impression. sorry kenny
maybe i should call u over too for my burfday. =P
nah…joking 🙂
don’t have the dare to call u anyway 🙂
I also got selected to hold the M-16 next year too, you know 🙂
shes pretty alright.
c’mon, i was jus commenting…but maybe i got a lil far by that…i’ll choose my words better next time.
the reason why i actually decided to pull back my *insults* was because, i realise i have friends who act like that too. It was a rash judgement by me, and i apologise (:
anywae, i had lotsa fun reading ure blog.
love the funni posts.
peace out.
terrible gift, kenny.
indeed a bad bad idea of gift u know kenny.even though u r trying to save some money.she look kinda sad abt tat gift from what she showed.
aleats u gave her a m16 for a start.then abt to end, give a some necklace etc..bear..
the gift ok lah,
it’s the thoughts that counts mah,
at least you try to be there with the misleading map
omg you cant give a 17-year-old girl a plastic gun for her birthday!!! hahaha!!! even *I* would have been disappointed!
Kenny, this is a really bad post. Firstly I think the map is too obvious. Where else is there a Shell so near a church? And secondly, the video does make her look bad.
She is 17, probably as she matures, her speech and mannerisms will be more refined. But people will remember the first time they saw here.
Take it down, this is too painful to bear.
Mother, if you can give me her house number and tell me exactly where she lives based on the map I posted here, I will take down this post so it won’t be “too painful to bear” for you.
Deal?
if you wanna talk abt it being an AK47 instead of an M16, its a rifle, not SMG. 😛
chiew… i noe tat gal, but she wasnt called rachael back then. it was erm micheline i think…
KENNY! my bdae……u comin to sg to celebrate for me.. sulk.
i dunnoe if i’m still in town then.
I’M YOUR HUGE FAN KENNY SIA!!!!! CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH ME!!! PLZ!!! my name is mOmO….
MY NAME IS KENNY PEDOPHILE AND I LIKE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS WOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY
BUT PERHAPS I ENJOY THE COMPANY OF LITTLE BOYS MORE OFTEN THAN LITTLE GIRLS. THEIR SMOOTH ROUND ARSES DRAW MESMERISE ME INTO THE LAND OF SMOOTH ROUND ARSES.
IT IS MY LAND OF ARSE FETISH, THE KENNY ARSE LAND FOR GAY PEDO ASS LOVERS.
she looks like one of the mc from WLT. the one who always conduct the talent show. The girl who doesn’t know how to speak cantonese properly. I thnk her name is fanny or phoebe. I cant remember.
Ah Lian Ah Lian Ah Lian Ah Lian Ah Lian…
Enjoy seeing her pics but……..ai~~~~ Lian.
Yo Kenny u da man!
I’ve been reading some of ur stuff and seriously man u got to be one of the funniest dude in M’sia, after seeing the pic of Rachael opening her “AK-47” man i laugh like a crazy man, and Kenny thank you for making me laugh i really appreciate it. Keep the funny stuff come man.
wow….surrounded by hot and cute babe…envy
OOOoooooohhhhh Kenny come to MY party, could you PLEASE bring Amber Chia along too? lolz, btw love your blog, and so do another million apparently, good work!
omg most people who commented here are so mean… why dont you guys think about how the person would feel from this comment… some of you guys should think first before u comment because you will never know that u are already hurting someone…
Kenny, that is very mean.
Please be considerate. I remember one of your posting, you said, when you are younger, your classmate often makes jokes and pull your hairy leg’s hairs, and you mentioned, it hurts your feelings more.
So don’t make jokes of some poor girl that invited you for her birthday party just for the sake of joking.
You have a bad image to bare, but don’t tarnish someone else.
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